I RETURN WITH HONOR! I RETURN WITH DIGNITY! I RETURN WITH YET ANOTHER
SENSELESS FANFIC!

Well well well, it appears I have returned. Yes, several of you sighed with relief when I said that I wasn't going to write anymore, yet several others where not so pleased. Several people have said, "DJ- Insecticide, DJ-Insecticide, please write more fanfics, they're all I have to live for!" and some others have said, "You should write more, you're good." And still others have said, "ha ha, you funny Mr. Guy!" (the people in the last group were, how shall I say, special.) Well, let's get this started, shall we?

Vash sat serenely inside his car on the train, gazing out the window. He was getting quite drowsy, as the four hour train ride and the repetitive rumbling of the engine were starting to get to him. Suddenly, he was jolted awake by a knock at the door. "Who is it?"
"Lupin."
"Lupin who?"
"Lupin III you jackass, let me in!" Vash opened the door. "Hey man, how's it goin'? You still after Fujiko?"
"You still like donuts? Don't ask stupid questions you know the answer to."
"What's the matter?"
"I'll tell you what the matter is! Piracy!" Vash's eyes widened in alarm. "PIRATES!? WHERE!?"
"No, no, no, no! More like theft of a thought." Vash scratched his head. "Ummm, what do you mean, exactly?"
"You know that guy Spike Spiegel?"
"Yah, of course. Great guy. Funny as hell."
"Well, you know his buddy Jett?"
"Duh, if you know Spike, you know Jett."
"How 'bout Faye?"
"Ummm, the skanky chick?"
"Yah, that's the one."
"Yeah, I know her. What's your point?"
"Think of them, and their basic personalities."
"Ok..."
"Now think of me, Jigen, and Fujiko, and our basic personalities."
"HOLY SHIT! You're the same people!"
"Exactly! Those bums have been bumming off of my success!"
"Haha, you said bum twice in the same sentence, now you look dumb!" Lupin backhands Vash. "Shut up! We need to talk to this Spike guy, and straighten this shit out!"

TWO DAYS LATER, ABOARD THE BEBOP

Spike took a long draw off of his cigarette, and blew it out slowly. "So, lemme get this straight," he said, "you and I are basically the same character?"
"Yeah!" Lupin said emphatically. "Think of it, the slightly junky looking suit, the goofball attitude, the only real difference I can find is you're on the opposite side of the law. You hunt down criminals, and I am a criminal."
"Yeah, but you forgot one key difference."
"What is that."
"I can be serious when I want to. You're just a goofy-ass." Lupin sat back and thought. "Hey, you're right." Vash suddenly spoke up from his chair. "Hey, quick question, how the hell did we get here? First we were on a train, then alluva sudden, this big sign saying 'TWO DAYS LATER, ABOARD THE BEBOP' pops up, and we're here! I want some answers!" Lupin reaches into a bag at his feet. "here, just shut up." He says, and hands Vash a donut. Then he freezes. "What the hell!? Where'd that bag of donuts come from?"
"I dunno." Spike said, equally confused. "Where is my cigarette?" he takes a puff off of his cigarette. "HA! Got you! I put mine out while you weren't looking!" he runs off gleefully with his new prize. "What's going on?" Ed said sleepily. "Ed was sleeping then alluva sudden, Ed was in the cabin, talking. Where is Ein?"
"Bark! Bark!"
"Silly puppy!" Ed giggled, and walked off with Ein to go find something to eat. "Whoa man, this is waaaaay to weird. Let's get out of here." Lupin said cautiously.

TWO DAYS LATER, IN CALIFORNIA

"How the hell did we get here!?"
"I think that jackass wrote the script at midnight again!"
"Shit! Who knows where we'll end up next!?"

TWO DAYS LATER, IN CUBA

"Now this just pisses me off."

THE END

"NO! NONONONONO! You don't get off that easy, Mr. DJ-Insecti-watzit! I want some answers!"

THE END