Severus Snape - The Romance Novelist Challenge
1) SS is a secret writer of Mills and Boon type novels.
2) No-one knows this...for a while.
3) Hermione finds out.
4) HG can still be at Hogwarts as a student, or as a graduate.
5) There must be a reference to one of SS's novels. Title is up to the writer....
6) The following phrases must be incorporated:
"- alleviate the ennui which had overtaken him/her like Communism through Eastern Europe."
"May I convey how much I ardently admire and love you?"
"Your paper and your parts are pure crap."
"Abscess makes the heart grow fonder."
"You're off your chump!"
And some reference somewhere to a "heaving bosom".
Characters may be OOC if required. Silliness is not a prerequisite, but it helps....
1) SS is a secret writer of Mills and Boon type novels.
2) No-one knows this...for a while.
3) Hermione finds out.
4) HG can still be at Hogwarts as a student, or as a graduate.
5) There must be a reference to one of SS's novels. Title is up to the writer....
6) The following phrases must be incorporated:
"- alleviate the ennui which had overtaken him/her like Communism through Eastern Europe."
"May I convey how much I ardently admire and love you?"
"Your paper and your parts are pure crap."
"Abscess makes the heart grow fonder."
"You're off your chump!"
And some reference somewhere to a "heaving bosom".
Characters may be OOC if required. Silliness is not a prerequisite, but it helps....
