"And sure enough, "Riley" you are a Mary sue," Ella said staring at a blonde, blue eyed girl. Ella was right, sure enough, this riley was a Mary-sue. Riley was a Californian transfer to Hogwarts. You know the story. "Riley, you don't belong here, and you're gothic pot puffing sister doesn't belong here either" Ella was full of fury, she held a light saver in her hand, about to murder the Mary sue, a creature so vile...it could only come from hell. And sure enough she dropped the light saver and started writing a list, for Ella was an honorable girl. Ella gave Riley the list. Organized, and neat, for sure enough Ella was an honorable girl. The list neatly read: Draco does not have feelings for a life form such as yourself Harry does not have feelings for you Hermione is not some in the closet lesbian so don't even try Ron doesn't like you I don't like you so stop with this gay crap Severus doesn't date his students If u were to go back in time Tom wouldn't like you and you would not save history You're not smarter than Hermione You're not funnier than George, or Fred You're not prettier than fleur You're not Harry's long lost twin You're not a Weasley without red hair You're not Hermione's adopted sister or whatever You aren't related to fudge, I am the ONLY granddaughter of him You aren't Voldemort's long lost daughter You aren't Draco's long lost sister You aren't Sirius's long lost daughter/lover in another life/etc You cant cook Or play quidditch You're not a Slytherin Or a Gryffindor In fact you don't belong in this school You aren't a witch Nor is your plastic surgery addict mom Nor is your golf playing dad Riley thought nothing of the list and skipped off in merry measures, spreading "joy" and ruining lives everywhere. Sure enough though, Ella was an honorable girl. She would not give up... And so awaits the sequel, for sure enough the author is an Honorable girl.