"And sure enough, "Riley" you are a Mary sue," Ella said staring at a
blonde, blue eyed girl.
Ella was right, sure enough, this riley was a Mary-sue. Riley was a
Californian transfer to Hogwarts. You know the story.
"Riley, you don't belong here, and you're gothic pot puffing sister
doesn't belong here either" Ella was full of fury, she held a light saver
in her hand, about to murder the Mary sue, a creature so vile...it could
only come from hell.
And sure enough she dropped the light saver and started writing a list,
for Ella was an honorable girl.
Ella gave Riley the list. Organized, and neat, for sure enough Ella was
an honorable girl.
The list neatly read:
Draco does not have feelings for a life form such as yourself
Harry does not have feelings for you
Hermione is not some in the closet lesbian so don't even try
Ron doesn't like you
I don't like you so stop with this gay crap
Severus doesn't date his students
If u were to go back in time Tom wouldn't like you and you would not save
history
You're not smarter than Hermione
You're not funnier than George, or Fred
You're not prettier than fleur
You're not Harry's long lost twin
You're not a Weasley without red hair
You're not Hermione's adopted sister or whatever
You aren't related to fudge, I am the ONLY granddaughter of him
You aren't Voldemort's long lost daughter
You aren't Draco's long lost sister
You aren't Sirius's long lost daughter/lover in another life/etc
You cant cook
Or play quidditch
You're not a Slytherin
Or a Gryffindor
In fact you don't belong in this school
You aren't a witch
Nor is your plastic surgery addict mom
Nor is your golf playing dad
Riley thought nothing of the list and skipped off in merry measures,
spreading "joy" and ruining lives everywhere.
Sure enough though, Ella was an honorable girl. She would not give up...
And so awaits the sequel, for sure enough the author is an Honorable girl.
