Dedication:: To Sarah, you're such a blonde but I love you to pieces. OH MY GOD IT'S JAKE! I KNOW THAT KID! HE WENT OUT WITH MY SISTER! In the middle of the friggen theater! Ha, but it's okay that was fun as hell, we have to go again soon!

Disclaimer:: I don't own Holes. Never have, never will. Oh well.

Contact:: Currently, there are FIVE ways to contact me, meaning THERE IS NO REASON YOU SHOULDN'T!!! Firstly, you can review here, that is the most common way. Or I can be AOL instant messaged at *I Hug Squirrels*, without the stars. If you don't have aim, then you can email me at Happysushi1353@yahoo.com. Otherwise, feel free to comment in my Dead journal (link on bio) or Neo-Mail me, at neopets.com.

Authors Note:: This isn't a Mary Sue story. At least I don't think it is. So please don't skip over just because you've heard this so may times. I hope this doesn't get mushy, but I'll try. I'm sorry I'm not planning on using Twitch, Magnet or Zig Zag in this story, mainly because they each have their own. I won't be using X ray or Armpit either, because X is a pushy ass and Armpit wouldn't be able to do some of the things at camp I'm going to have them do. Sorry!

Date Typed:: February 5th

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The yellow bus, jam-packed with kids, pulled into the circular driveway of the Yelnats. Stanley, standing by his front door peered nervously into the bus, noticing both boys and girls. Zero came running across the huge manicured lawn carrying his bag and yelling.

"Oh Stanley, I'm going to miss you so much!" cried his mother, encasing him in one of those hugs that felt like you'd never breathe again.

"Mom... I be okay," he attempted to assure, grabbing his suitcase, "and it's only for two weeks! I'll be back before you could even miss me!"

She dabbed her at eyes with a tissue and tried to smile.

"Stanley! Come on!"

He turned to look one last time at his mother before climbing on the bus and waving good bye to her and his father. The bus started pulling away, taking him to his first camp experience ever. This was going to be good.

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"Now remember Alan, this is going to give your mom a little more time to get ready for having you full time again. The anger management needs to set in and we're going to have her at AA Meetings. Just go and have a good time at camp, this one has a lake, and lots of activities. And a girls camp right across the lake. You'll like that, won't you?"

Squid glared at his councilor and nodded. Inside he wanted to rip this idiot limb from limb, not go to some damn camp where he could swim and play all damn day.

"How long is it for?"

"Two weeks. Just think Alan, you'll be spending two weeks in Willows Lair! At camp Harmony! Won't it be wonderful?"

"Camp harmony?"

"Yes!"

"That's a sissy name," he spat before grabbing his pack and walking out of the office to the bus that had just pulled up, "See you in two weeks."

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Hector stared shyly out the window of the bus. He had been talking a lot lately, but now that there was other people he felt like Zero again. Next to him Stanley was bopping along to a walk man, so he wasn't a very good conversationalist. *Authors Note: I think I'll call them by their Camp Green Lake name, because it'll get confusing for me!*

"Hey! Frizz dude, can you hand me that?" asked a short, equally frizzy hair girl three seats behind, pointing at a paper airplane that had just struck the seat in front.

Zero grabbed the airplane from the seat and tossed it to her. She smiled at him and thanked him before slinking back into her seat next to one of the California type girls. When he looked back into his own space he realized that Caveman was staring at him, smiling.

"Zero's got a lover!"

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Ack! Yay! New Story! Whoo! Review please? Please? By the way, if you have any title names for the story, please give me them, I am totally lost in this!