Turns out the double spacing didn't work last chappie and a few of the paragraphs were messed up.....STUPID COMPUTER! '-_-
Ah-hem, anyway, thank you to the nicies who gave me reviews! THE REST OF YOU MAY BURN, BURN!
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I haven't been able to find Link so we could do the monologue, oh well. Will you settle for GuruGuru?
GuruGuru swaggers in
Guru: Hello dearest Koji!
Koji: Hey Guru! How's the windmill holding up?
Guru: Lalalaa...Lalalaa
Koji: .......Guru?
Guru: Yes dear?
GuruGuru is staring off into space
Koji: .....ok...heh, um how about a song then
Guru: Marvelous! Lalalaa...Lalalaa...Lalalala...Lalalaa! Go around...Go around! A, down, up, A, down, up
Koji dances in the rain
Koji gets annoyed with the song and alters the music box so it plays Cage by Dir en Grey!!
Guru: Go around...Go around, HaHaHa it never stops! WAIT, THIS ISINT MY SONG!
Koji: Ok, id better not waste any more of your time ~_~
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The portrayal of GuruGuru was not meant to reflect the personality of, or be an insult to the author GuruGuru214! (Who gave a very good review! 0_0)
I DON'T OWN THE RIGHTS TO ANYTHING BLA BLA BLA. Accept for the things I do own!
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"What do you think?" Saria asked as they walked out together. "I think this is great!" Link exclaimed. They first went to Saria's to gather her things. Link was folding her clothes while she dug through her dresser when Link realized, "Saria these wont fit you by tomorrow!" "Yes they will, oh yea! I forgot. We'll get to go to a store!" she said eagerly. Saria packed a few things in a bag and they made their way to Links place. He hurriedly grabbed his supplies and they went to say goodbye to everyone. Nobody could believe Saria was leaving. Kairi and Sora cried and latched themselves onto Links legs. "You can't go yet!" They cried. "Aw, girls, ill come back!" He laughed and pulled them off of him. Saria sighed and left their house.
"Hey, you alright?" Link asked, placing a hand on her shoulder. "Fine, great," she said and looked up at him through teary eyes. Link held her hand as they walked to the exit, and into Hyrule Field. "Oh, wait!" Link exclaimed as they passed the garden. He ran up the slope to Jobe who, like always, was training. Link dug around in his bag and withdrew the Kokiri sword. "I want you to have this!" He said, handing the knife to Jobe. "Carry on my legacy, protect the forest!" he said boldly. Jobe was stunned. "THANK YOU SIR!" He yelled and saluted. "At ease, see ya!" Link said and turned back to Saria. She slipped her tiny hand in his once more as they walked slowly out of the forest. Saria was leaving her home behind forever. Navi and Saria's fairy, Chel following.
When they stepped out onto Hyrule Field, Saria ran ahead of Link. She stopped about twenty feet away from him and looked around. "No trees!" she exclaimed. He put his arms behind his head "Yep, no trees in a field....." As Saria was bent over, examining the vegetation in this new world, Navi decided to have a chat with Link. She sat on his shoulder and squeaked, "I don't think this is a good idea."Well, you're finally going to talk! And you really need to get over Zelda, I have anyway," Link said smirking. Navi stood up and kicked him in the ear. "OW! GOD! STOPIT!" he yelled and pushed the fairy off his arm. It really didn't hurt but Link wanted an excuse to push her. "Fairies are supposed to be loyal!" He growled. "Fairies are supposed to keep their masters on the right track!" she retorted. Just then, Saria came running up to Link. "Where are we going first?" She asked. "Umm...let's go get Epona!" he said. They walked up the hill and stop at the top. Link pointed to the round enclosure at the bottom. "Lon Lon ranch!" Saria exclaimed. The place you told me about!"
They started down the hill to the ranch when a Poe appeared. "YAHAHAHA!" it cackled. Saria was frozen with fright. The monster was cloudy white; it looked like a fat old lady under a sheet. Its face was far from funny. Purple and fetid, Poe's were truly gruesome. "Don't worry," Link reassured her. "Big Poe's aren't so tough!" "Don't mock it!!" Saria squealed. "It's so icky!!" She was hopping from foot to foot, hands over her mouth. "Oh, come on, a child can defeat a Poe." He laughed. "What are you doing?!?" She yelled. Link winked at her. The Poe was growing larger and darker. It cackled, raised its lantern above its head and charged at Link. He simply stuck his sword into the ghost and it dissolved into a sapphire and scarlet flame. "You have to make it angry, and then you can use a sword instead of wasting arrows." He took out a bottle and captured the fire inside. "Plus, they are worth more in this form!" Saria was amazed, "Amazing, something so evil can be so beautiful. And you sell that?" He nodded. "We'll but you clothes with this!" He said holding up the bottle and grinning. Saria clapped. "I've never gotten clothes from a store! And unless you call our little Kokiri shop a store, I've never been in one!" Link was pleased to see her so happy. They continued onward to the ranch.
Saria was wide eyed as they walked into the ranch. It was a large stone enclosure, with one large corral, a stable, plain farm house, and the milk shed. Lon Lon ranch provided milk for all of Hyrule, unless you found your own cow. Link walked out into the corral. A pretty girl in a blue dress with long red hair came galloping to them. She was on the largest horse at the ranch. "Hi Malon!" Link called. Malon waived dismounted. The great red beast plodded over and nuzzled Saria's hair. Never seeing a horse before, Saria panicked. "It's going to eat me!" She screamed. Link laughed and Malon giggled. "She won't eat you silly! Her name is Epona and she's really quite nice!" Said Malon in her sweet voice. "Oh! Malon, this is Saria!" said Link, introducing them. "Nice to meet you!" Malon curtseyed. "And you!" she added, turning to Link. "You haven't come to see me in ages! Sure, just call Epona with that silly flute and never have to see Malon!" She nagged. Link put on his pouty face, "Ooooooh, don't you make that face at me!" she growled. Link held his arms out, "Come on, can you stay mad at this?" She smiled and embraced him. "I'm sorry I haven't been to see you!" he apologized. When they let go, Saria found herself...angry. She had never felt like this. "Hylean emotions," She sighed and patted Epona.
"You can stay here tonight," Malon offered. "It's almost dark and the field is no place for children," She added. "Oh, but I'm not..." Saria began, but Link interrupted. "We'd love to!" Malon was glowing. All the women in Hyrule knew about Malon's heartache for a knight in shining armor. And about her huge crush on Link. Malon hurried into the house to get ready. Link followed but Saria grabbed the back of his shirt. "Link....I feel funny." She began. He got down so they were at eye level. "Well, I've never aged seven years overnight, though being in the temple of time sure felt like it. But I expect it will feel funny." He said. "No, it's not like that... It's just, when you and Malon hugged, her expression, it made me angry. Why?" she questioned. "Jealousy!" He cried. "Terrible, terrible jealousy! You will probably experience more of these complex emotions." He said nodding. They walked towards the farmhouse, Epona following. "No Epona, you stay! Were not leaving yet." Link said, rubbing the burgundy mare's face.
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Koji: Well, well, well...what have we here?
Link inches through the door, an ominous expression upon his glorious visage
Link: Well, that was a lengthy was to say it, but yes, I have arrived.
Koji: So, you fine'ly gon' sho yo' ungrateful face roun' herr?
Link: Um...yes?
Koji: GOOD! Yay for me!
Link inches back towards the door, an edgy expression upon his glorious visage
Koji: No! Don't go! And what's with the faces? I love your beautiful, unchanging, Ocarina of Time expression!
Link: ........-_-'
Koji: That's not it!
Link: ........^ _ ^
Koji: Ok, not it either, but it will do!
Koji grabs Link and chains him to her computer chair
Koji: Now you can't go anywhere!
Link: Good, because I don't want to leave you ever.....
END OF CHAPTER
