Quick note: This takes place awhile after Billy has left and the Fellowship is still trying to figure things out.

"Well, I think we all know who gets the room with the 4 beds" Aragorn said once he had come to his scenes. "Who" Pippin asked, trying to sound like he didn't know. "Fool of a Took, go somewhere, away from us" Gandalf said coldly. Pippins face fell, but then Merry whispered something in his ear and the two snuck out of the room. "Okay, well that takes care of the hobbits, but what about the rest of us?" Legolas asked out loud. "Well, we can have it like this: Legolas and Gimli, Me and Gimli, Gandalf and Gimli, Me and Legolas, Legolas and Gandalf, or me and Gandalf." Aragorn said, quite proud of himself for saying the idea out loud. The 4 of them sat in quite thought while they thought about this. Frodo and Sam, who were standing there listening, grew bored of the conversation and sat down on the couch to try to learn how in the world to use this big black thing that was almost as tall as Aragorn. No one had yet to notice Merry and Pippin's disappearance because of all the fuss Frodo and Sam were making about the big black thing. Finally Gimli said he and Legolas would share a room and Aragorn and Gandalf would take the other one. "I'll play you in sword, shield, and rock to share with Legolas." Aragorn pleaded. Gimli liked playing the game and agreed. "Sword, shield, rock" they both said. "HA! Rock breaks sword, I won!" Gimli said happily. "Best 2 out of 3!" Aragorn yelled. "Nope sorry." Gimli told him "But since you are such a good sport, you can choose what room you want." Aragorn chose the first one, closest to the door. "I'll hear anyone that tries to break in" was he reason be hide choosing it. "Ay laddie, but you'll also hear everything coming in and out." Gimli said with a laugh. Aragorn groaned; 'why me?!?!' he thought to himself. A few hours later, everyone is crowed around this thing that is called a "big screen TV" and they are all enjoying it and have picked out their favorite channels already. "Come on! Landscapers Challenge is on! I'm a gardener! Come on; put it back on HGTV PLEASE!" Sam was on his knees begging. "BLAH! Home and Garden BORING! Want to see an awesome channel, watch the Style Channel." Legolas said, reaching for the remote. "Figures you'd say that." Sam said under his breath, but Legolas either didn't hear him or pretended not to. "None of you know anything about good channels. We should TNT" Gimli said "They know Drama!" Everyone groaned. Anything but that they thought. "Fools of a Fellowship, put it on Discovery Health" Gandalf told them. Everyone turned to stare at him. "What? I think persisting a career in which you get to help people get better and-""Oh you big fat liar, shut up!" Aragorn said in the middle of a huge laugh. "FOOL OF A KING!" Gandalf yelled. "Fool of an old man" Aragorn said under his breath. Gandalf twitched, but didn't say anything. "I've got it. We're watching Lifetime" Frodo announced. "Its got: Drama, people being hurt, then healed, sometimes the people garden, and sometimes, there's some series style on it." No one could think of a reason not to watch, so they gave in. A few minutes later Sam asks where Merry and Pippin are when they suddenly come in the door, followed by Billy. Both have big smiles on their faces. "We have stickers!" Pippin told them proudly. "We're so special!" Merry added. "Yes boys, wear them stickers all the time." Billy told them. "Oh we'll wear 'em with PRIDE! With HONOR! We'll wear these stickers THINK THEY HAVE NEVER BEEN WORN BEFORE" Pippin yelled. "YEA!" Merry agreed. Billy rolled his eyes, sighed, and said sorry about all this and walked out. "So what exactly does the sticker say?" Aragorn asked them. "No idea, they just handed them to us." Pippin said, puffing out his chest, which had the sticker. Aragorn read it and then busted out with laughter. Merry and Pippin were lost, but sat down in front of the TV anyways. Later that night, Aragorn told them what the stickers said. Merry and Pippin were banned from riding the elevators for the next 6 months.

Authors note: Sword, shield, rock is our modern day Paper, Rock, scissors. Sword is scissors, Shield is paper, and rock is well rock :P