Waterworks

Co written by happigolucki616 and smileyface1314

Disclaimer: Happigolucki616 and I do not own anything!  Ok, actually we own the plot, but we don't own the characters!  Actually, maybe some of them, but you know which ones we don't!  Ok, on with the story. . .

AN: The first chapter is written by me, smileyface1314!  I've never co written a story before, so please review and tell us what you think!

     Ron walked into the Leaky Cauldron feeling tired and grumpy.  He had just got off duty from the Ministry working as an Auror.  It was a tough day.  His department had gotten a warning that there might be an attack on Hogwarts.  A bunch of Aurors had been sent on guard duty at the school, and there was an attack.  Unfortunately, Ron was one of the guards, and he was one of the only guards who actually fought.  Imagine, Ron fighting fifteen Death Eaters. . .is that funny or awesome?

     "May I help you sir?"  A wizard behind the counter asked.

     "I'd like water, please," Ron said.

     "Anything else?"  The wizard asked.

     "Nah, don't want to get drunk," Ron answered.

     "Just a moment," The wizard disappeared.

     Ron sat down and let his eyes wander.  A tall, blonde woman walked in and sat down at a table not far from him.  She got out an old spell book and started flipping through the pages.  It looked like it was full of Dark spells, but Ron wasn't sure.

     He got up to get his water.  He was curious about that spell book, so he walked by the table where the lady was sitting.  Right as he walked by, she stood up and accidentally tripped Ron.  He spilled his water all over her robes.

     "Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry!"  She said as she helped Ron up and handed him a napkin.

     "It's ok," Ron said.  He looked up and their eyes met.  She had light blue eyes that he was certain he had seen before.  "Do I know you?"  He asked.

     "I don't think so," She said.  "Here, let me buy you a drink."

     "And so I was like 'Avada Kedavra' but he didn't die!  So I was really confused about that.  And the guy was like 'Why'd you-"Ron hiccupped.

     "Oh god, I didn't mean for you to get drunk!"  The woman said as if she were dizzy.

     "You're drunk too!"  Ron laughed.

     "You had two beers!  That usually doesn't get somebody drunk!"  She said.

     "Oooooh," Ron rolled his head.

     "I think you should go home now," She said.

     "Nah, I think I need another beer," Ron said.

     "No you don't.  Think of the hangover you will have," She said.

     "Ok, I'll stop.  But what's your name again?"

     "Pansy Parkinson, for the millionth time!"  She said.

     "Oh, I remember you from school," Ron said.

     "Yes, and I remember you from school too," Pansy said.  She then muttered something like 'Stupid Weasley' under her breath.

     "Want another drink?"  Ron asked.

     "Sure, whatever," Pansy rolled her eyes.

     "I'd like another drink please," Ron told the wizard behind the counter.

     "For you?"  He asked.

     "No, for her," Ron pointed to Pansy.

     "Oh.  Be right back," He quickly returned with another beer. "Here you go, ma'am."

     "I'm going to get so drunk," Pansy said.

     "Haha!"  Ron laughed.

     "You're so stupid!"  Pansy said and drank.

     "You think I'm stupid?  Huh?  Huh?"  Ron said.

     "Shh, calm down Weasley, help is on the way," Pansy said soothingly.

     "MJ Wilson!"  Ron shouted out.

     "Hooray for MJ Wilson!"  Pansy cheered.

     "Hooray!"  Ron and Pansy shouted together and knocked their empty mugs together.

     "Get out of here!"  The wizard whispered.  "You're disturbing the peace!"

     Ron and Pansy left the Leaky Cauldron.  They went to the back where the entrance to Diagon Alley is.  Ron looked up at the stars in the clear night sky.

     "What do you see?"  Pansy asked.

     "I just like stars, that's all," Ron looked at Pansy.

     "Yea, the stars are pretty, but I hate astronomy."

     "That's odd."

     "You're odd," Pansy said.

     "Everybody's odd!"  Ron said.

     "But I still like you!"  Pansy said and kissed him.

     "You're drunker than I thought!"  Ron said when she stopped.  He glanced up at the sky and noticed it was starting to cloud up.  "But why'd you stop?"

     Pansy kissed him again.  When she stopped, she said, "I better get going.  Well, have a nice life!"  She Apparated right before Ron's eyes to wherever she was heading.  It started drizzling right then.

     What a player!  I always thought she was a big flirt, but I guess I underestimated her.  And wait, how drunk am I to even kiss her?  Ron thought as he Apparated to his apartment.  He flopped onto his bed and fell asleep immediately.

     "Yes, My Lord?"  Pansy asked as she bowed to Voldemort.

     "I think it would be a good idea if you work as an Auror for the Ministry," He replied slowly.

     "Work for the Ministry?  Why would I do that?"  Pansy asked, bewildered.

     "Because you can spy for us.  And also, maybe gain Mr. Potter's trust," Voldemort chuckled.

     "But why me?"  Pansy whined.

     "Because I trust you greatly.  I don't think you will change to. . .their side, now, will you?"  Voldemort questioned while looking into Pansy's light blue eyes.

     "I would never dream of it, My Lord," Pansy said as she backed away slightly.

     "Well that's good.  Now, you will apply tomorrow.  Or will you have too great a hangover?"  Voldemort emphasized.

     "Hangover?"  Pansy asked, her voice quivering slightly.

     "Don't lie!  How many times must I tell you not to drink, especially while working!?"  Voldemort bellowed.

     "I'm sorry, My Lord!"  Pansy begged for forgiveness.  Voldemort put the Cruciatus Curse on her.  Pansy withered in pain on the floor as Voldemort chuckled.

     AN: How'd you like it?  Was it good?  Is the pairing good?  Or should we just drop the idea and go co write another story?  Well, happigolucki616 is writing the next chapter and we'd love to get some reviews!  So please review!  Best wishes, J!