Disclaimer: I DO NOT own any of the .hack series, characters, etc. I DEFINITLY don't own Barney...or it's songs...nor do I wish that I did. I was
just sitting with my little sister, and this strangely came to my mind. Show's just how demented I truly am... *sigh* but anyway, this is a parody
about loving Elk, the adorable little shy wavemaster from the .hack PS2
games, to the tune of Barney's ending theme. Please R & R!

I love Elk,

Elk loves me,

Elk's kawaii as can be,

With a sudden spell,

And a wavemaster for you,

Can't we all just love Elk, too?