Quartax sighed. Things were NOT going well for the department. Apparently, management had noticed the large number of errors and out-of-context reports that the Watcher's Department had been placing in folders.

That was a good thing.

The Watcher's department was getting revised monitoring procedures and an expansion team that would look over the files at hand and review the entire context of the entry before accepting it into the folder.

However, they apparently wanted the review board to re-review all of the transactions in the last ten years.

That was a VERY _BAD_ thing.

Luckily, Anubis' abrupt breaking out into tears, one of the first signs that a reviewer was about to quit, had prompted the department to finally do something they'd been meaning to do for a VERY long time.

Hire temp workers.

Unfortunately, only another organization had the manpower to supply the temp workers that the Interdimensional Magical Girl Association Agency (1) needed, was one that was operating at the exact opposite spectrum: Evil, Inc. (2)

It had been a tense decision, but they'd hired on some temps from Evil, Inc.

Hopefully, for Anubis' sake, and Quartax's (because if it had been warned that the two departments would be forced to do the same work if any more reviewers quit), the temp workers would work out...

For the next forty to eighty thousand years.

As it was, Anubis was currently stuck slowly teaching how to go over files to the newbies. It would be a while, and they would be working backwards...

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Sailor Akane 3 - One More Time

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Sailor Battle Athletess leaned her head in through her window and slid almost bonelessly to the floor. She didn't care about the noise she made. Keeping her secret identity wasn't worth the effort at the moment.

A new wizard had shown up in Nerima, one that outclassed Gos-Kun by... a lot. Apparently the bastard was smart too, because he'd made a fully-functional Majin Buu from Dragon Ball Z.

Ordinarily, she and Tuxedo Pedro would have been in the pink blob's belly, given that Akane was nowhere near as powerful as a Super Saiyanjin Stage 3, nor did she have the insanely powerful Genki Dama. But, luckily, the Majin Buu replica hadn't eaten, and thus was very, VERY, _VERY_ feeble compared to it's pen-ultimate form in DBZ.

Even so, it had taken Tuxedo Pedro's master, Nabeshin, and all of their high-classed friends to help take out the pink beast.

Akane shuddered as she detransformed. She might not be unsurpassable when it came to pure physical power, but Majin Buu was a cheap bastard who flung around ki blasts like they were worthless pogs.

"Excuse me, are you Akane Tendo?" came a soft feminine voice.

Akane looked up to see a pale girl with long wavy black hair standing over her. The girl looked to be in her late teens/early twenties, and was wearing a sailor fuku just like the one Akane wore as Sailor Battle Athletess, only her scarf, bows and even the jewels were half maroon and half black. In her left hand was a PDA and in her right was a plastic pen (the non-henshin sort).

"yeaaahhhh..." Akane replied weakly as she sat up and weakly moved over to her bed.

Her body ached too much for her to be even remotely worried about what might happen. Plus, two years of twisted sexual games and the like with Kodachi, then Eudial, had drained away most of her once-quick-to-ignite anger.

The girl cleared her throat, "I'm Hyatt Ayasugi,(3) from the Interdimension Magical Girl Society... I think... I don't recall it's name very well and they keep changing it on me. Anyhow, I'm very sorry to bother you, but I'm here to review your file."

"Is that right? Cool. Maybe you can get me a different set of powers or hell, even a different girlfriend would help." Akane replied as she leaned against her headboard to speak with the visitor.

Hyatt arched an eyebrow and opened her mouth to speak when a sudden crash, one that sounded like a bookcase falling on someone, echoed throughout the house.

"What was that?" Hyatt asked.

"Probably my trap." Akane replied, "I hope it nailed Eudial."

"Um, according to your file, Eudial is your sexual partner... so, shouldn't you-" Hyatt began.

"Look, she treats me like a scratching post during sex and keeps trying to track down and kill someone named 'Mimi-ette'(4) or something in her spare time. She's evil and I don't know why your organization allowed this coupling in the first place." Akane replied, reaching into the mini-fridge next to her bed, where she kept her antibiotic cream and ice packs, and pulled out several ice packs to lay on her legs, shoulders and head.

"Oh dear..." Hyatt began, jotting down notes in the comment box of her PDA.

"So, what are you supposed to be? Sailor Polar Opposites? Sailor Rage? Sailor Overdrive?(5)" Akane inquired.

"No, I'm Sailor Flower." Hyatt answered.

"Oh." Akane replied, in a disinterested tone.(6)

"Well, like I said, I'm making a review on your case file and I need to go over a few things. According to this, you've been doing small time thefts in grocery and pharmaceutical stores." Hyatt asked Akane as she started over the case file.

"Look, I leave compensation, plus a tip at the counter. I just really need Nu-Skin, Peroxide and this antibiotic cream. Eudial never cleans under her nails and I've seen her rummaging through trash." Akane replied.(7)

"What about these accounts of Spousal Abuse?" Hyatt inquired.

"Those HAVE to be miswritten. Eudial abuses ME, not the other way around." Akane replied.

Hyatt tapped away at the PDA.

"How about these accounts of Dangerously Out-Of-Character Flirtation?" Hyatt queried.

Akane shook her head, "Look, these powers just aren't me. I totally respect lesbians, but I just want a set of powers where I can date people who I want. And occassionally not embarrass myself by getting my ass kicked over and over."

"Hmmm, I suppose I could put in for a Powers Conflict With Interest... It's pretty big stuff, but if you're getting hurt repeatedly..." Hyatt began.

"THANK YOU!" Akane cried, "I'd hug you, but I ache all over."

"Well, see you..." Hyatt stated, turning and vanishing.

Finally, after two years, Akane would FINALLY get something she could live with.

A FEW DAYS LATER

Akane sighed. Things had certainly changed. Sailor Battle Athletess was no longer one and the same with Akane Tendo.

Akane was now Sailor Naked Kunoichi.

Tuxedo Pedro had been MOST surprised to find THAT out.

Even if she wasn't as physically powerful as she had been as Sailor Battle Athletess and she was now forced to be 90% naked, she didn't have to date Eudial. Which was great, because Sailor Moon had killed the insane redhead yesterday.

But being a Kunoichi had a lot of advantages and disadvantages. She had all the cool ninja moves, like moving invisibly/silently, ninja teleportation, the ability to pull out an unlimited amount of ninja equipment; she still had gloves, boots, a tiara, and earrings; and she was, over all, three times more effective than she had ever been as Sailor Battle Athletess.

But she was still showing off her important parts; her sister and Kodachi were still dating (and being creepy); Nabiki, Ukyou and Ranma were now happily married (they'd said it'd been possible due to some loophole in the law); Ms. Hinako was expecting next month, (meaning Akane was going to have more family members); and she still had to deal with both Gos-Kun and the new more powerful sorcerers (something she'd recently found out), named Yu-Chan and Sa-Chan.(8)

Overall, it was still infinitely better.

"Come on, Tuxedo Pedro, we need to stop Yu-Chan and Sa-Chan! Dammit, pull it out already!" Akane griped, looking back.

"But, Miss Naked Kunoichi, it's stuck!" Tuxedo Pedro apologized, looking both flustered and extremely embarrassed.

"How could it be stuck?!" Akane demanded.

"I guess it must have grown inside..." Pedro replied sheepishly.

Akane growled with frustration, "I still don't know WHY you need to wear a cape.(9) Now, hurry up and get it out of that elevator door. It looks like the rain might pick up."

Pedro nodded.

"And let's hurry so we can get back to your apartment and have a lot of wild sex." Akane replied.

Tuxedo Pedro struggled faster.

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I made this for three reasons.

A) I strongly believe that two chapters is never enough for a short series. Three should be the minimum.

B) I needed to see if I could embarrass Akane further.

C) All right, I felt kinda bad leaving Akane with Eudial the Uber-Bitch.

So, I decided to break up Eudial and Akane. Of course, Akane has been falling for Tuxedo Pedro since she met him, so I decided to shack them up.

What? After two years, Akane would be of legal age. She's sixteen by the start of the series, which means she'd be AT LEAST eighteen by the time this story starts, if not possibly older because I didn't say when this parody began during R 1/2 series.

(1) - They'd changed their names _again_!

(2) - Believe it or not, but Evil, Inc. popped up in Akane Revised long before it showed up as a link for Supermegatopia.

(3) - From Excel Saga, just like Pedro. Only, she's also in the manga.

(4) - Mimete, one of the Witches 5 (just like Eudial), destroyed Eudial's brakes when Eudial fled a battlefield after almost collecting the objects the W5 were after, and had been tormenting Eudial with snails and cheap jabs prior. What Eudial doesn't know is that Mimete, the dumb back-stabbing bimbo that she was (yes, she WAS a bimbo, because she'd seduce every @#$@@ing guy she was supposed to be attacking), has already gotten her come-uppence after another W5 member pulled the plug on Mimete's last ditch attempt to beat Sailor Moon, killing Mimete instantly.

(5) - I swear to Ukyou Kuonji, my goddess, I DO have an end arc all set up for that series. I just have to get around to writing it.

(6) - Akane STILL doesn't know what she's passed up.

(7) - Nu-Skin, for those who don't know, is a foul-smelling substance that you brush over small cuts and scrapes (and even broken blisters) and it creates a temporary faux skin, better than a band-aid. REALLY useful if you tend to get a lot of cuts and such.

(8) - aka. Yuka and Sayuri, Akane's two friends from school.

(9) - Admit it, you thought they were having sex.