Chap. 2: "Hehe...I was bored when I wrote the first chapter and now I'm
bored again. Huh, it's like, a pun or something..."
DISCLAIMER: MY NOSE ITCHES!!!!
D.O.T.S., I got them...*thinks* SOMEWHERE! ^-^ Yeah, that's it.
Erik: But, coconuts are tropical.
What??
Erik: They're tropical, which means they wouldn't grow around you. So, how would you get them?
Well I-
Raoul: GASP! Are you saying that they could migrate???!
GAH!! OK!!! Too much M.P. isn't good for your health, which ish why I always use my Flintstones vitamins. ^___^
Erik: *blinks* You don't even use those vitamin things.
GASP! WHO TOLD YOU?!??!!
ONETIMEISAWADEADCHIPMUNKONTHEROAD!!OHWAIT,THATWASYESTERDAY.
Nadir: *sees Raoul rush past them* Um, he is aware you need tokens to work that thing right?
Erik: Nadir, this is Raoul. How much more of an explanation do you need?!
CGG: GASP! I HAVE JUST RAELIZED SOMETHING INSIDE MY BRAIN!!!
Erik: *knocks oh her head*
*hollow sound*
Erik: Ah, so that's what you call it?
CGG: TT Follow me. *walks over to people at sign in thingymabobberthingywhatsitsname.*
POTO People besides Raoul: *follow her*
Raoul: *is dancing through the preview thing* I'M WINNING!!! ^_____^
DDR Screen: *is flashing* "Please insert more tokens! 0/4"
Raoul: ^____^ I LIKE THIS GAME!! *reads screen* Hmmmm...THAT MUST BE SOME SECRET NEW BEAT!! *continues dancing*
Random People: o0;;;; *stare at him*
(At the desk sign in thingy...you know the rest)
CGG: Ish Melissa working today??
People At Desk: Yeah, she's helping clean off tables back there. *gestures in direction*
CGG: AHKAY! ^____^ *walks in that direction*
POTO People: *follow her*
Person At Desk: *whispers to friend* Whats with the costumes???
Friend: *shrugs* Who knows. We get a lot of weird people in here.
Erik: Script, ladies.
P.A.D./Friend: Oh. *blinks* Right.
(Wherever she ish)
CGG: *walks over to Melissa* Hi.
Melissa: Hey Kate. *sees POTO people* o0;;;; Who're they?
CGG: *blinks* People who are...friends of...MYSELF!
Melissa: Oooook. What do you want?
CGG: I was wondering if we could take total advantage of that whole family discount thing and get free tokens! ^-^
Melissa: Oh, we got a new guy working with them, so you'll have to talk with him. Some French guy I think.
POTO People: TT
Melissa: What? I'll take you to him if you want.
CGG: Ahkay! ^-^
Melissa: C'mon. *leads them to prize give out thing where you give the people the tickets...ah, forget it*
Meg: We've been following people a lot. I just noticed that.
Erik: Good for you.
Melissa: Here. *points to guy at counter with Hawaiian shirt on*
Guy At Desk With Hawaiian Shirt On: OO;;;
Melissa: This is Chevalier. Chevalier, can you get them some tokens? 20 each.
CGG: *waves* HI CHEVY! How're you doin'? ^____^
Chevalier: The world is a cruel place, no one cares about me, my life is a hollow lie. TT *holds out tokens*
CGG: That's nice! ^-^ *grabs tokens and prances off to play DDR*
Melissa: *watches her* How does she already know him?
Erik: Long story.
Melissa: Oh...How does she know you guys?
Carlotta/Mme. Giry/Meg/Ballet Girls: AHEM!!
Melissa: And girls.
Carlotta/Mme. Giry/Meg/Ballet Girls: Merci. ^-^
Erik: Long story.
Melissa: And you are...?
Erik: *points to script*
Melissa: Oh. *blinks*
Erik: *takes tokens* *to Meliss* Merci mademoiselle. *follows CGG*
POTO people: *do the same*
Melissa: *blinks* o0;;; Right. *walks back to her tables*
(At DDR)
CGG: RAOUL! GET OFF! It's my turn!
Raoul: Ish not! *sticks out tongue* I'm still winning* ^____^
Nadir: Raoul, has it yet occurred to you that it keeps flashing "Please insert more tokens! 0/4" over and over???
Raoul: Oh, yes. That's some secret new beat that I just figured out! Its kewl! You just stomp your feet to the beat of the word thingys and you win! ^-^ *does so*
Mme. Giry: GAH! Just forget him. Can't we use the other side?
CGG: NO!! I'm mean that way. ^-^
Carlotta: Then what do we do? Watch him do the Russian dance on this thing all day???
Raoul: Hey! *does Russian dance* Hey!
CGG: No, for I has a secret weapon.
Christine: What? Your Weapons of Mass Chaos?? That's no big secret. Everyone knows about them.
CGG: No! Those are for emergencies. ^-^ There ish only one thing/person fit to do this job.
Erik: *sees whats going to happen* Oh no.
CGG: GASHNOOBERFAUST ESQUIRE! *throws him out of pocket*
G.Esq.: *sits there*
Erik: IT'S A BALL OF LINT!!
CGG: NO! He ish more than that! Watchith! ^-^
POTO People: *stare at Gashnooberfaust Esq.* o0;;;;;
G.Esq.: *changes into HBGM. AKA, Hot Body Guard Mode*
POTO People: ?!?! o0;;;;;;
Nadir: That's not normal.
CGG: ^___^ *sticks her tongue out and looks up at Gashnooberfaust Esq.* Heloo!
G.Esq.: Hi. ^^;
CGG: *points at Raoul* KILL!!
G.Esq.: No.
CGG: What?!
Raoul: HAHA! *points and laughs at her*
CGG: TT *throws rock at him* Why not?
G.Esq.: I don't do the killing thing. I only bodily harm people. Your W.O.M.C. do the killing.
CGG: Oh. (PAUSE) *points to Raoul* BODILY HARM!!!
G.Esq.: Ahkay! ^-^ *lunges at Raoul*
CGG: *brushes hands off* Well, that's settled.
G.Esq./Raoul: *are fist-fighting in background*
(PAUSE)
Meg: *blinks* Can we play now?
~~!!~~!!~~!!~!!~~~!~!!
Aren't I so mean? Hehehe...I promise they will play in the next chapter! ^- ^ Or, do you think that I will be even more evil and drag it out longer? Who knows...*cue Barney theme song in background* GAH!! WRONG THEME!!! *changes to mysterious theme* There we go! ^-^
DISCLAIMER: MY NOSE ITCHES!!!!
D.O.T.S., I got them...*thinks* SOMEWHERE! ^-^ Yeah, that's it.
Erik: But, coconuts are tropical.
What??
Erik: They're tropical, which means they wouldn't grow around you. So, how would you get them?
Well I-
Raoul: GASP! Are you saying that they could migrate???!
GAH!! OK!!! Too much M.P. isn't good for your health, which ish why I always use my Flintstones vitamins. ^___^
Erik: *blinks* You don't even use those vitamin things.
GASP! WHO TOLD YOU?!??!!
ONETIMEISAWADEADCHIPMUNKONTHEROAD!!OHWAIT,THATWASYESTERDAY.
Nadir: *sees Raoul rush past them* Um, he is aware you need tokens to work that thing right?
Erik: Nadir, this is Raoul. How much more of an explanation do you need?!
CGG: GASP! I HAVE JUST RAELIZED SOMETHING INSIDE MY BRAIN!!!
Erik: *knocks oh her head*
*hollow sound*
Erik: Ah, so that's what you call it?
CGG: TT Follow me. *walks over to people at sign in thingymabobberthingywhatsitsname.*
POTO People besides Raoul: *follow her*
Raoul: *is dancing through the preview thing* I'M WINNING!!! ^_____^
DDR Screen: *is flashing* "Please insert more tokens! 0/4"
Raoul: ^____^ I LIKE THIS GAME!! *reads screen* Hmmmm...THAT MUST BE SOME SECRET NEW BEAT!! *continues dancing*
Random People: o0;;;; *stare at him*
(At the desk sign in thingy...you know the rest)
CGG: Ish Melissa working today??
People At Desk: Yeah, she's helping clean off tables back there. *gestures in direction*
CGG: AHKAY! ^____^ *walks in that direction*
POTO People: *follow her*
Person At Desk: *whispers to friend* Whats with the costumes???
Friend: *shrugs* Who knows. We get a lot of weird people in here.
Erik: Script, ladies.
P.A.D./Friend: Oh. *blinks* Right.
(Wherever she ish)
CGG: *walks over to Melissa* Hi.
Melissa: Hey Kate. *sees POTO people* o0;;;; Who're they?
CGG: *blinks* People who are...friends of...MYSELF!
Melissa: Oooook. What do you want?
CGG: I was wondering if we could take total advantage of that whole family discount thing and get free tokens! ^-^
Melissa: Oh, we got a new guy working with them, so you'll have to talk with him. Some French guy I think.
POTO People: TT
Melissa: What? I'll take you to him if you want.
CGG: Ahkay! ^-^
Melissa: C'mon. *leads them to prize give out thing where you give the people the tickets...ah, forget it*
Meg: We've been following people a lot. I just noticed that.
Erik: Good for you.
Melissa: Here. *points to guy at counter with Hawaiian shirt on*
Guy At Desk With Hawaiian Shirt On: OO;;;
Melissa: This is Chevalier. Chevalier, can you get them some tokens? 20 each.
CGG: *waves* HI CHEVY! How're you doin'? ^____^
Chevalier: The world is a cruel place, no one cares about me, my life is a hollow lie. TT *holds out tokens*
CGG: That's nice! ^-^ *grabs tokens and prances off to play DDR*
Melissa: *watches her* How does she already know him?
Erik: Long story.
Melissa: Oh...How does she know you guys?
Carlotta/Mme. Giry/Meg/Ballet Girls: AHEM!!
Melissa: And girls.
Carlotta/Mme. Giry/Meg/Ballet Girls: Merci. ^-^
Erik: Long story.
Melissa: And you are...?
Erik: *points to script*
Melissa: Oh. *blinks*
Erik: *takes tokens* *to Meliss* Merci mademoiselle. *follows CGG*
POTO people: *do the same*
Melissa: *blinks* o0;;; Right. *walks back to her tables*
(At DDR)
CGG: RAOUL! GET OFF! It's my turn!
Raoul: Ish not! *sticks out tongue* I'm still winning* ^____^
Nadir: Raoul, has it yet occurred to you that it keeps flashing "Please insert more tokens! 0/4" over and over???
Raoul: Oh, yes. That's some secret new beat that I just figured out! Its kewl! You just stomp your feet to the beat of the word thingys and you win! ^-^ *does so*
Mme. Giry: GAH! Just forget him. Can't we use the other side?
CGG: NO!! I'm mean that way. ^-^
Carlotta: Then what do we do? Watch him do the Russian dance on this thing all day???
Raoul: Hey! *does Russian dance* Hey!
CGG: No, for I has a secret weapon.
Christine: What? Your Weapons of Mass Chaos?? That's no big secret. Everyone knows about them.
CGG: No! Those are for emergencies. ^-^ There ish only one thing/person fit to do this job.
Erik: *sees whats going to happen* Oh no.
CGG: GASHNOOBERFAUST ESQUIRE! *throws him out of pocket*
G.Esq.: *sits there*
Erik: IT'S A BALL OF LINT!!
CGG: NO! He ish more than that! Watchith! ^-^
POTO People: *stare at Gashnooberfaust Esq.* o0;;;;;
G.Esq.: *changes into HBGM. AKA, Hot Body Guard Mode*
POTO People: ?!?! o0;;;;;;
Nadir: That's not normal.
CGG: ^___^ *sticks her tongue out and looks up at Gashnooberfaust Esq.* Heloo!
G.Esq.: Hi. ^^;
CGG: *points at Raoul* KILL!!
G.Esq.: No.
CGG: What?!
Raoul: HAHA! *points and laughs at her*
CGG: TT *throws rock at him* Why not?
G.Esq.: I don't do the killing thing. I only bodily harm people. Your W.O.M.C. do the killing.
CGG: Oh. (PAUSE) *points to Raoul* BODILY HARM!!!
G.Esq.: Ahkay! ^-^ *lunges at Raoul*
CGG: *brushes hands off* Well, that's settled.
G.Esq./Raoul: *are fist-fighting in background*
(PAUSE)
Meg: *blinks* Can we play now?
~~!!~~!!~~!!~!!~~~!~!!
Aren't I so mean? Hehehe...I promise they will play in the next chapter! ^- ^ Or, do you think that I will be even more evil and drag it out longer? Who knows...*cue Barney theme song in background* GAH!! WRONG THEME!!! *changes to mysterious theme* There we go! ^-^
