Chap. 2: "Hehe...I was bored when I wrote the first chapter and now I'm bored again. Huh, it's like, a pun or something..."

DISCLAIMER: MY NOSE ITCHES!!!!

D.O.T.S., I got them...*thinks* SOMEWHERE! ^-^ Yeah, that's it.

Erik: But, coconuts are tropical.

What??

Erik: They're tropical, which means they wouldn't grow around you. So, how would you get them?

Well I-

Raoul: GASP! Are you saying that they could migrate???!

GAH!! OK!!! Too much M.P. isn't good for your health, which ish why I always use my Flintstones vitamins. ^___^

Erik: *blinks* You don't even use those vitamin things.

GASP! WHO TOLD YOU?!??!!

ONETIMEISAWADEADCHIPMUNKONTHEROAD!!OHWAIT,THATWASYESTERDAY.

Nadir: *sees Raoul rush past them* Um, he is aware you need tokens to work that thing right?

Erik: Nadir, this is Raoul. How much more of an explanation do you need?!

CGG: GASP! I HAVE JUST RAELIZED SOMETHING INSIDE MY BRAIN!!!

Erik: *knocks oh her head*

*hollow sound*

Erik: Ah, so that's what you call it?

CGG: TT Follow me. *walks over to people at sign in thingymabobberthingywhatsitsname.*

POTO People besides Raoul: *follow her*

Raoul: *is dancing through the preview thing* I'M WINNING!!! ^_____^

DDR Screen: *is flashing* "Please insert more tokens! 0/4"

Raoul: ^____^ I LIKE THIS GAME!! *reads screen* Hmmmm...THAT MUST BE SOME SECRET NEW BEAT!! *continues dancing*

Random People: o0;;;; *stare at him*

(At the desk sign in thingy...you know the rest)

CGG: Ish Melissa working today??

People At Desk: Yeah, she's helping clean off tables back there. *gestures in direction*

CGG: AHKAY! ^____^ *walks in that direction*

POTO People: *follow her*

Person At Desk: *whispers to friend* Whats with the costumes???

Friend: *shrugs* Who knows. We get a lot of weird people in here.

Erik: Script, ladies.

P.A.D./Friend: Oh. *blinks* Right.

(Wherever she ish)

CGG: *walks over to Melissa* Hi.

Melissa: Hey Kate. *sees POTO people* o0;;;; Who're they?

CGG: *blinks* People who are...friends of...MYSELF!

Melissa: Oooook. What do you want?

CGG: I was wondering if we could take total advantage of that whole family discount thing and get free tokens! ^-^

Melissa: Oh, we got a new guy working with them, so you'll have to talk with him. Some French guy I think.

POTO People: TT

Melissa: What? I'll take you to him if you want.

CGG: Ahkay! ^-^

Melissa: C'mon. *leads them to prize give out thing where you give the people the tickets...ah, forget it*

Meg: We've been following people a lot. I just noticed that.

Erik: Good for you.

Melissa: Here. *points to guy at counter with Hawaiian shirt on*

Guy At Desk With Hawaiian Shirt On: OO;;;

Melissa: This is Chevalier. Chevalier, can you get them some tokens? 20 each.

CGG: *waves* HI CHEVY! How're you doin'? ^____^

Chevalier: The world is a cruel place, no one cares about me, my life is a hollow lie. TT *holds out tokens*

CGG: That's nice! ^-^ *grabs tokens and prances off to play DDR*

Melissa: *watches her* How does she already know him?

Erik: Long story.

Melissa: Oh...How does she know you guys?

Carlotta/Mme. Giry/Meg/Ballet Girls: AHEM!!

Melissa: And girls.

Carlotta/Mme. Giry/Meg/Ballet Girls: Merci. ^-^

Erik: Long story.

Melissa: And you are...?

Erik: *points to script*

Melissa: Oh. *blinks*

Erik: *takes tokens* *to Meliss* Merci mademoiselle. *follows CGG*

POTO people: *do the same*

Melissa: *blinks* o0;;; Right. *walks back to her tables*

(At DDR)

CGG: RAOUL! GET OFF! It's my turn!

Raoul: Ish not! *sticks out tongue* I'm still winning* ^____^

Nadir: Raoul, has it yet occurred to you that it keeps flashing "Please insert more tokens! 0/4" over and over???

Raoul: Oh, yes. That's some secret new beat that I just figured out! Its kewl! You just stomp your feet to the beat of the word thingys and you win! ^-^ *does so*

Mme. Giry: GAH! Just forget him. Can't we use the other side?

CGG: NO!! I'm mean that way. ^-^

Carlotta: Then what do we do? Watch him do the Russian dance on this thing all day???

Raoul: Hey! *does Russian dance* Hey!

CGG: No, for I has a secret weapon.

Christine: What? Your Weapons of Mass Chaos?? That's no big secret. Everyone knows about them.

CGG: No! Those are for emergencies. ^-^ There ish only one thing/person fit to do this job.

Erik: *sees whats going to happen* Oh no.

CGG: GASHNOOBERFAUST ESQUIRE! *throws him out of pocket*

G.Esq.: *sits there*

Erik: IT'S A BALL OF LINT!!

CGG: NO! He ish more than that! Watchith! ^-^

POTO People: *stare at Gashnooberfaust Esq.* o0;;;;;

G.Esq.: *changes into HBGM. AKA, Hot Body Guard Mode*

POTO People: ?!?! o0;;;;;;

Nadir: That's not normal.

CGG: ^___^ *sticks her tongue out and looks up at Gashnooberfaust Esq.* Heloo!

G.Esq.: Hi. ^^;

CGG: *points at Raoul* KILL!!

G.Esq.: No.

CGG: What?!

Raoul: HAHA! *points and laughs at her*

CGG: TT *throws rock at him* Why not?

G.Esq.: I don't do the killing thing. I only bodily harm people. Your W.O.M.C. do the killing.

CGG: Oh. (PAUSE) *points to Raoul* BODILY HARM!!!

G.Esq.: Ahkay! ^-^ *lunges at Raoul*

CGG: *brushes hands off* Well, that's settled.

G.Esq./Raoul: *are fist-fighting in background*

(PAUSE)

Meg: *blinks* Can we play now?

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Aren't I so mean? Hehehe...I promise they will play in the next chapter! ^- ^ Or, do you think that I will be even more evil and drag it out longer? Who knows...*cue Barney theme song in background* GAH!! WRONG THEME!!! *changes to mysterious theme* There we go! ^-^