Filler Chapter
DISCLAIMER: MOO! ^___^
I know you all are going to hate me for this, but this is what we call the filler chapter. I put it here because as we speak the 3rd chapter is still in writing process and I thought I needed to update sometime. ^^; So, without further ado, here ish, THE FILLER CHAPTER! *gets tomatoes thrown at her* TT Cute...
PLEASEDON'THATEMEFORTHISFORIAMJUSTASADLITTLEGIRLTHATPOKESSHTUFF.
POTO Peoples: *appear in MOI'S house*
Erik: Um, weren't we just at Kahunaville???
CGG: *nods* That we were, but I decided to leave the readers in more suspense. ^-^
Nadir: Won't they hurt you for doing that?
CGG: *thinks* That they will, but once again...THE SUSPENSE! ^____^
Nadir: o0; Right!
Carlotta: Well, what are we here for?
CGG: OH YES! I have decided to read to you 2 of my many and pointless stories. ^___^
Christine: They have fictionpress for that you know.
CGG: *blinks* SO? I want the pooples here to...hear them. (PAUSE) Everyone comfy? ^-^
Raoul: Not really...
CGG: PERFECT! What about you peoples? *to readers*
Readers: *get tomatoes ready*
CGG: AHKAY! ^-^ *ducks tomatoes* Now, the firstest one ish titled...Boy Who Had To Go.
Erik: That's the worst title I've ever heard.
CGG: *holds hand up* Please hold all questions or snide remarks until I ish finished. Get it?
POTO Peoples: *unenthusiastically* Got it. TT
CGG: GOOD! ^___^ Ahem, Boy Who Had To Go by: Coolgirlgray. Adapted from the mind of CGG. *clears throat and starts*
Once there was a boy who needed to go, but couldn't go so he went in his pants and lived a sad and pointless life, ending up in his assassination.
THE END! ^__________^
Mme. Giry: THAT'S IT?!
CGG: No that ish not it! We still has one more story to go. =P
Mme. Giry: Typical. TT
CGG: Yesh. Now, the next one ish titled ORIGIN of BARNEY.
*cue horror movie scream*
Random Reader: *falling to the ground noise*
CGG: *blinks* RIGHT! Shall I continue?
Erik: If it'll make you finish and get us back on the right track, then of course.
CGG: AHKAY! ^____^ Ahem, ORIGIN of BARNEY by-
*cue horror movie scream*
Random Reader: *falling to the ground noise*
CGG: o0; By: Coolgirlgray. Adapted from the insanely random mind of CGG. *clears throat* *starts*
Once there was a very small boy. His parents told him that one day he would grow big and strong. FAT CHANCE!!! At the age of 14 he was 4"9. No girls would date him. He didn't grow as the years went on. When he was 34 he was a mere 3ft. Still he could get no girlfriend. Still wanting a family, he went to an adoption home, only to be stopped by a sign that read, "You must NOT be 3ft small and live a sad life to enter." Thinking of no alternative, he stole a child. But he eventually got caught and had moldy cabbage thrown at him.
A few years later when his newly owned son was 12, he was one foot small. Then, right out of the blue his son, Bartholomew Jester Mahawneen yelled, "You SUCK! I hate you!!" kicked his father and stomped off, squishing him in the process, and went on to become Barney.
THE END...?
*silence*
Meg: What the heck was that?!?!
CGG: That twas my bootiful story. ^-^ *huggles it*
Nadir: That was crap!!
Raoul: And I know crap! ^-^
Nadir: o0; *blinks*
Carlotta: Can we get back on track now please?
CGG: Awwww...You said the P word. ^______^
Raoul: Polyester?
Erik: No, Raoul. Please.
Raoul: Please what? OH! I get it! You said please like, "Please, I can't believe you couldn't tell that!" Am I right? ^-^
Erik: No.
CGG: Then that makes him left?
Raoul: GASP! I left?
Mme. Giry: No, you're still here.
Raoul: So, I haven't left, but I'm still right?
CGG: Exactly.
Raoul: YAY! ^_____________^ *dances*
Erik: *opens mouth and closes it* What?!
Meg: Then again, he could be left handed.
Raoul: When did all this happen?! I don't remember my hand leaving!
Carlotta: It hasn't left! (PAUSE) Yet.
CGG: So, he's not left handed?
Meg: *shrugs* He may be right.
Raoul: I'm right?! ^___^
Nadir: *realizes* *grins* No, I think your left. I can tell.
Christine: But don't you have to take a right, then left to get here?
CGG: Possibly.
Erik: o0;; What are you talking-
Christine: So...What you're saying ish left is right, but right is wrong?
CGG: *nods*
Erik: GAH!! ___
Nadir: Erik, are you allRIGHT?
Erik: AUGH!!! *runs out*
(PAUSE)
Mme. Giry: You may want to hurry up with the next chapter.
CGG: I know. ^^;;;;
Christine: That was a good plan you had though Raoul. Getting Erik all riled up right there.
Raoul: I was right?!
END OF FILLER CHAPTER
~~!!~~!!~~!!~~!!~~!!~~!~
Ok...I promise to have the actual next chappy up within this week or so. Kay? This chap was just for random insaness and other assorted things. ^-^ Please review anyways and don't hurt me. *hides all vegetable related thingys*
DISCLAIMER: MOO! ^___^
I know you all are going to hate me for this, but this is what we call the filler chapter. I put it here because as we speak the 3rd chapter is still in writing process and I thought I needed to update sometime. ^^; So, without further ado, here ish, THE FILLER CHAPTER! *gets tomatoes thrown at her* TT Cute...
PLEASEDON'THATEMEFORTHISFORIAMJUSTASADLITTLEGIRLTHATPOKESSHTUFF.
POTO Peoples: *appear in MOI'S house*
Erik: Um, weren't we just at Kahunaville???
CGG: *nods* That we were, but I decided to leave the readers in more suspense. ^-^
Nadir: Won't they hurt you for doing that?
CGG: *thinks* That they will, but once again...THE SUSPENSE! ^____^
Nadir: o0; Right!
Carlotta: Well, what are we here for?
CGG: OH YES! I have decided to read to you 2 of my many and pointless stories. ^___^
Christine: They have fictionpress for that you know.
CGG: *blinks* SO? I want the pooples here to...hear them. (PAUSE) Everyone comfy? ^-^
Raoul: Not really...
CGG: PERFECT! What about you peoples? *to readers*
Readers: *get tomatoes ready*
CGG: AHKAY! ^-^ *ducks tomatoes* Now, the firstest one ish titled...Boy Who Had To Go.
Erik: That's the worst title I've ever heard.
CGG: *holds hand up* Please hold all questions or snide remarks until I ish finished. Get it?
POTO Peoples: *unenthusiastically* Got it. TT
CGG: GOOD! ^___^ Ahem, Boy Who Had To Go by: Coolgirlgray. Adapted from the mind of CGG. *clears throat and starts*
Once there was a boy who needed to go, but couldn't go so he went in his pants and lived a sad and pointless life, ending up in his assassination.
THE END! ^__________^
Mme. Giry: THAT'S IT?!
CGG: No that ish not it! We still has one more story to go. =P
Mme. Giry: Typical. TT
CGG: Yesh. Now, the next one ish titled ORIGIN of BARNEY.
*cue horror movie scream*
Random Reader: *falling to the ground noise*
CGG: *blinks* RIGHT! Shall I continue?
Erik: If it'll make you finish and get us back on the right track, then of course.
CGG: AHKAY! ^____^ Ahem, ORIGIN of BARNEY by-
*cue horror movie scream*
Random Reader: *falling to the ground noise*
CGG: o0; By: Coolgirlgray. Adapted from the insanely random mind of CGG. *clears throat* *starts*
Once there was a very small boy. His parents told him that one day he would grow big and strong. FAT CHANCE!!! At the age of 14 he was 4"9. No girls would date him. He didn't grow as the years went on. When he was 34 he was a mere 3ft. Still he could get no girlfriend. Still wanting a family, he went to an adoption home, only to be stopped by a sign that read, "You must NOT be 3ft small and live a sad life to enter." Thinking of no alternative, he stole a child. But he eventually got caught and had moldy cabbage thrown at him.
A few years later when his newly owned son was 12, he was one foot small. Then, right out of the blue his son, Bartholomew Jester Mahawneen yelled, "You SUCK! I hate you!!" kicked his father and stomped off, squishing him in the process, and went on to become Barney.
THE END...?
*silence*
Meg: What the heck was that?!?!
CGG: That twas my bootiful story. ^-^ *huggles it*
Nadir: That was crap!!
Raoul: And I know crap! ^-^
Nadir: o0; *blinks*
Carlotta: Can we get back on track now please?
CGG: Awwww...You said the P word. ^______^
Raoul: Polyester?
Erik: No, Raoul. Please.
Raoul: Please what? OH! I get it! You said please like, "Please, I can't believe you couldn't tell that!" Am I right? ^-^
Erik: No.
CGG: Then that makes him left?
Raoul: GASP! I left?
Mme. Giry: No, you're still here.
Raoul: So, I haven't left, but I'm still right?
CGG: Exactly.
Raoul: YAY! ^_____________^ *dances*
Erik: *opens mouth and closes it* What?!
Meg: Then again, he could be left handed.
Raoul: When did all this happen?! I don't remember my hand leaving!
Carlotta: It hasn't left! (PAUSE) Yet.
CGG: So, he's not left handed?
Meg: *shrugs* He may be right.
Raoul: I'm right?! ^___^
Nadir: *realizes* *grins* No, I think your left. I can tell.
Christine: But don't you have to take a right, then left to get here?
CGG: Possibly.
Erik: o0;; What are you talking-
Christine: So...What you're saying ish left is right, but right is wrong?
CGG: *nods*
Erik: GAH!! ___
Nadir: Erik, are you allRIGHT?
Erik: AUGH!!! *runs out*
(PAUSE)
Mme. Giry: You may want to hurry up with the next chapter.
CGG: I know. ^^;;;;
Christine: That was a good plan you had though Raoul. Getting Erik all riled up right there.
Raoul: I was right?!
END OF FILLER CHAPTER
~~!!~~!!~~!!~~!!~~!!~~!~
Ok...I promise to have the actual next chappy up within this week or so. Kay? This chap was just for random insaness and other assorted things. ^-^ Please review anyways and don't hurt me. *hides all vegetable related thingys*
