THE REAL CH. 3!!! *blinks* You don't believe me do you? Allrighty then.
DISCLAIMER: I OWN A SHTUFFED CHEESEBURGER NAMER FLOOBERGAST! ^-^ Not to be confused with Gashnooberfaust Esq.
Floobergast: *walks away smoking a cigar* Yeah right.
GAH! NOOO FLOOBERGAST! I LOO-VED YOOOOU!!!
PUTTHATINYOURPIPEANDDON'TSMOKEITCAUSESMOKINGISHBADFORYOU
Everyone: *ish back at Kahunaville*
Mme. Giry: Well, that was awkward.
Raoul: Yes I am. ^-^
Meg: As I was saying before we had to go through that…..thing; can we play now??
CGG: Ah, little Megara. Such little feet match thine size of brain.
Meg: TT
CGG: Of course we ish going to play, but there ish a problem.
Nadir: What?
CGG: We all can't just stand here!
Raoul: *whines* Why not??
CGG: Because, you all look odd and there ish too many of us.
Carlotta: How do we look ODD??? *glares*
CGG: Well, look at the way you're dressed.
POTO Char: *do so*
Erik: We dress like this every day.
CGG: Yesh, but now look at what other people are wearing. You have to dress like them!
Erik: *looks around and spies a guy with piercing everywhere and Mohawk and undershirt and tattoos and wide black jeans on with boots* o0;; ??!?!!?
CGG: GAH! Not like that guy! Normal people I mean. Who actually had their fathers hug them.
POTO Chars: Ohhhhhh…..*look at "normal" people*
Carlotta: Their style is so…..so…..BLAND!
CGG: o0; Ok…..NOW! If you guys don't put on some normal clothes people will think that you're part of a freak show-
Random Cigarette Smoking Guy: *holds lighter up to his ear with hand* Excuse me? Did I hear Freak show? My ears are burning! ^-^
Nadir: Um, sir, actually, they are. *points to the man's ears which are on fire*
R.C.S.G.: Oh yes. That always happens.
(PAUSE)
POTO Chars: *blink*
R.C.S.G.: MARTHA! Bring over the youngin's and some vittles! There's a-gonna be a show!!
Martha: I'm-a comin' Mervis! *comes over and ish morbidly obese and carrying 12 babies and a few bottles and some corn*
Everyone but Mervis and Martha: *sweatdrop* o0;;;
Martha: HOLD THESE! *throws a few babies at POTO Char*
Mme. Giry: Er…..I don't think this was in the job description.
Carlotta: When did we even have a job description?
Mme. Giry: *thinks* Oh yes.
Nadir: *stares at baby* I am not a motherly person.
Erik: *holding his outward so it doesn't go or spit up on him* I could've told you that.
Nadir: TT
Christine: I think they're kinda cute! ^-^
Baby: *bites her finger*
Christine: 'EY!
Raoul: IT LIKES ME! ^__^
Baby: *Has bitten him on the nose*
Martha: Now Mervis, what was you-a hollerin' about??
Mervis: Well, Martha, they is gonna have a freak show.
CGG: But we're not-
Martha: OOH! I love them things! Have ya got a bearded woman? *tris to look under Erik's mask*
Erik: TT *grabs her hand and throws it away from him*
Martha: That a-hurts.
Erik: *mocks them* It a-was supposed to. DUR! *crosses his eyes*
CGG: Heehee…..Anyways, we is not having any sort of freak show.
Mervis: Not even for them things? *holds out bloody bag*
Carlotta: *cringes*
Mervis: Don't worry. We a-just took out them pig guts out yesterday and-oh…..no, hang on. *takes out P.G. and throws them at random waiter* COOK!! THEMS VITTLES!
Random Waiter: *ish Melissa* GAH!!!!! *screams and runs around into kitchen*
Mervis: Now look.
CGG: *flinches a little and looks inside to see A LOT of money* What are you? The Beverly Hill Billy's?
Mervis: No, thems is filthy stinkin' rich, we is just filthy rich.
CGG: Oooook. Nadir? Raoul? May I speak with you?
Nadir: Ok. *gives baby to Chevalier who just randomly standing beside them*
Chevalier: TT *sighs*
Raoul: *to sleeping baby* Awwww, he ish sawing logs. The little dickens.
CGG: Raoul, this is no time to rip off Ed, Edd, & Eddy.
Raoul: Darn…..*gives baby to Chevalier also*
Chevalier: Arghith.
CGG/Nadir/Raoul: *huddle* Whisper, whisper, whisper, *continues*
CGG/Nadir/Raoul: *break up*
Raoul: I don't get it…..All we said was whisper, whisper. *blinks*
CGG: TT Just follow Nadir's lead.
Raoul: AHKAY! ^____^
Nadir: *walks over to Erik* Can we talk with you for just one moment?
Erik: We?
Raoul: HELLO!
Erik: Oh no.
Nadir: So, can we?
Erik: I suppose. Anything to get me away from here.
Nadir: Good. ^-^ Raoul?
Raoul: Hello! ^__^
Nadir: Raoul.
Raoul: HELLO!
Nadir: RAOUL!
Raoul: Yes?
Nadir: The plan!
Raoul: Oh yes. (PAUSE) Heloo!
Nadir: RAOUL!!!
Raoul: Fine. You take the fun out of everything.
Nadir: =P
Nadir/Raoul: *grab onto Erik*
Erik: 'EY!
Nadir/Raoul: *drag him to the back of the restaurant past the arcade, to the…..*
Erik: AUGH!!!! *struggles to get away*
CGG: *follows them and sees Erik* I'm sorry, but this has to happen.
Erik: I swear, I am going to kill you.*tries to reach for P.L.*
CGG: *holds up P.L.* Looking for this? ^^;;
Erik: *glares* Give that to me.
CGG: Sorry, can't do that. Now, continuing. *walks in front of them and opens the door*
Nadir/Raoul: *throw him in*
Erik: GAH!! *lands face first*
CGG: Not so hard you morons!!
Nadir: Sorry. ^^; I got caught up in the moment.
Raoul: I've always wanted to do that. ^__^
CGG: TT *hits Raoul* *closes the door and locks Erik in* Let's go.
CGG/Nadir/Raoul: *walk back*
Erik: *pounds on the door* LET ME OUT!!
Nadir: *whistles innocently* ^^;
Christine: Where's Erik?
CGG: Uh, nature called.
Christine: Thank you for that vivid description.
CGG: Welcome! ^-^
(WITH ERIK)
Erik: *turns from the door and slides down the wall and sits down* *twitches* I'm…..locked…..in…..the…..WOMEN'S BATHROOM!!! GAH!!
(BACK WITH EVERYONE ELSE)
Meg: *blinks* What was that??
CGG: *blinks also* Squirrels?
Meg: OK! ^-^
CGG: o0;
Mervis: AHEM! Before we was interrupted, are you people gonna have a show or not?
Carlotta: No, we're n-
CGG: OF COURSE we are! ^-^;
POTO Char beside Erik: What?!
CGG: We ish having a show? Do you not understand English?
Nadir: Um, really we shouldn't, but because in so many English fanfictions, we have to.
CGG: Oh. *blinks* ANYWAY-ZEZ! *to Mervis/Martha* If it tis a show you want, it tis a show you get.
Mme. Giry: I don't think Erik'll like this. Wherever he is.
CGG: Um, I don't think he'll mind at all. ^^;
Mme. Giry: *suspicious-like* Why not?
CGG: *shuffles feet* I kinda had Nadir and Raoul help me lock him in the women's bathroom.
Mme. Giry: *backs away* o0; I won't ask.
CGG: ^^;
Mervis: *bangs on wall* WE WANTS A FREAK SHOW! WE WANTS A FREAK SHOW!
Martha: *joins him and dents the wall with her morbidly obese fingers*
Random Hill Billy: Did I hear there was a freak show goin' on?
POTO Chars/CGG: GAH!!! NOT AGAIN!!!
Mervis: CONROY! *hugs R.H.B.* This here's my cousin, Conroy. He wishes to view the show too.
Conroy: Who're you?
Mervis: What do ya say?
CGG: Ugh…..fine. *to Conroy* Are you rich?
Conroy: *in CGG's face* SUUURE AM BUUUUUUDDY! ^__^
CGG: Ewww…..*pours LISTERINE in his mouth* Now, let us get ready! *gives babies back* *grabs POTO Chars and brings them to the back of the restaurant*
Chevalier: Guess that's my cue to leave. ^-^ *tries to walk away*
CGG: WE NEED YOU!! *grabs him*
Chevalier: GAH!
(30 MINUTES LATER WITH MUCH OF PERSUASION)
CGG: *comes out first with circus leader's outfit on and a whip* *sees about 30 more people in the audience* GAH! What ish with all the peoples??
Random Person: We heard there was a show.
CGG: TT *grabs Chevalier* you did this.
Chevalier: *whistles innocently*
CGG: Well, let's get this thing started.
(BACK WITH ERIK)
Erik: *has spasms* Must-get-out-of-forbidden---bathroom. I'M DESPERATE! *looks around room to find things to escape* *sees you-know-what-machine*
You-Know-What-Machine: *says:* They also work well for escaping through locked bathroom doors. Only 25 cents!
Erik: I'm not that desperate. *tries to find other way*
Door: *knob jingles*
Person on outside: Gah, stupid door. Always locks itself.
Erik: *stands stiff as a board and is dead silent*
P.O.O.: I'll just use the key.
Door: *opens and a foot steps in…..*
Erik: O_O;;
(WITH EVERYONE ELSE)
CGG: Now, ladies and gentlemen, hill billys and hill janes, we bring here for your amusement-
Christine: WAIT!
CGG: GAH! Just a momento folks! ^-^ *turns to Christine* What!?
Christine: Why isn't Erik here?
CGG: Augh you people, if Erik was here and new what we were doing, he would freak out and get all dramatic, touchy-feely. Get it?
Christine: Fine, but do we really have to do this? I mean, what are we going to use the money for anyways??
CGG: You shall see, now, GET OUT THERE! *whips*
Christine: OW! DANG THAT HURTS!
CGG: ^-^
Christine: TT *walks out in front of audience*
Random Male Audience Member: Whats she? The sexiest woman? *cat calls*
Christine: *takes off shoe and whams R.M.A.M. with it*
R.M.A.M.: Or…..most aggressive. *faints* @_@
Christine: ^-^ *models on table*
CGG: Now, here, marvel at the wonder that is The Bearded Woman, WITH NO BEARD!! O.O
Hill billies/Hill Janes: *ooh and awe*
Normal People: o0;
CGG: NEXTITH! *whips ground*
Christine: *runs off table*
Carlotta: *gets on table and models*
CGG: Here, we have The Woman…..uh…..Who Can Sing Very High! ^-^;
Audience Member: Whats so great about that?
CGG: Can you sing very high?
A.M.: No, NO I CAN'T! O.O *throws money*
CGG: Good! ^-^ NEXTITH!
Carlotta: *gets off table and walks by Christine saying,* Amateur! =P
Christine: TT
Nadir: *walks on table and stands there*
CGG: NOW! Here is, A DOROGA! O.O
Audience: *blinks* A what now?
Nadir: Police officer.
Audience: Ohhhhhhh…..So?
CGG: He isn't called police officer, he is called Daroga. See the difference?
Audience: GASP!!
CGG: ^-^ NEXTITH!
Nadir: *walks off table happily*
Raoul: *walks on table and starts doing the Russian Dance*
CGG: Stop that.
Raoul: Ahkay. *sits down Indian style*
CGG: This is the most elusive of all my sad little freaks…..*drum roll* Raoul-*drum roll* Raou-*drum roll* Ra-*drum roll* R-*drum roll* …..*drum roll* STOPPIT ANDY!
Andy: Sorry. ^^;
CGG: AHEM, Raoul De Changy, NOSE BEEPER!!
*cue horror movie girl scream*
Audience: *person fainting noise*
CGG: *blinks* Somehow that seems done before. ANYWAYS! BEHOLDITH!!
Raoul: *slow mo* *presses his nose* BEEP!!!
*cue horror movie girl scream*
Audience: *person fainting noise*
CGG: Yeah, that's definitely been done. TT Anywho, that twas CGG's GREAT FREAK SHOW! Now, give me the money. *holds out hand*
Voice in shadow: You forgot someone…..
CGG: GASP!! FLORENCE!
~~!!~~!!~~!!~~!!~~!!~~
Gah! Don't hurt me. ^^; But they will play eventually, SO YOU MUST BE PATIENT UNLIKE ME!!! And if you want to know who Florence is you will have to ask TPP. She knows. *nods wisely* Anywhoith, pwease review?
DISCLAIMER: I OWN A SHTUFFED CHEESEBURGER NAMER FLOOBERGAST! ^-^ Not to be confused with Gashnooberfaust Esq.
Floobergast: *walks away smoking a cigar* Yeah right.
GAH! NOOO FLOOBERGAST! I LOO-VED YOOOOU!!!
PUTTHATINYOURPIPEANDDON'TSMOKEITCAUSESMOKINGISHBADFORYOU
Everyone: *ish back at Kahunaville*
Mme. Giry: Well, that was awkward.
Raoul: Yes I am. ^-^
Meg: As I was saying before we had to go through that…..thing; can we play now??
CGG: Ah, little Megara. Such little feet match thine size of brain.
Meg: TT
CGG: Of course we ish going to play, but there ish a problem.
Nadir: What?
CGG: We all can't just stand here!
Raoul: *whines* Why not??
CGG: Because, you all look odd and there ish too many of us.
Carlotta: How do we look ODD??? *glares*
CGG: Well, look at the way you're dressed.
POTO Char: *do so*
Erik: We dress like this every day.
CGG: Yesh, but now look at what other people are wearing. You have to dress like them!
Erik: *looks around and spies a guy with piercing everywhere and Mohawk and undershirt and tattoos and wide black jeans on with boots* o0;; ??!?!!?
CGG: GAH! Not like that guy! Normal people I mean. Who actually had their fathers hug them.
POTO Chars: Ohhhhhh…..*look at "normal" people*
Carlotta: Their style is so…..so…..BLAND!
CGG: o0; Ok…..NOW! If you guys don't put on some normal clothes people will think that you're part of a freak show-
Random Cigarette Smoking Guy: *holds lighter up to his ear with hand* Excuse me? Did I hear Freak show? My ears are burning! ^-^
Nadir: Um, sir, actually, they are. *points to the man's ears which are on fire*
R.C.S.G.: Oh yes. That always happens.
(PAUSE)
POTO Chars: *blink*
R.C.S.G.: MARTHA! Bring over the youngin's and some vittles! There's a-gonna be a show!!
Martha: I'm-a comin' Mervis! *comes over and ish morbidly obese and carrying 12 babies and a few bottles and some corn*
Everyone but Mervis and Martha: *sweatdrop* o0;;;
Martha: HOLD THESE! *throws a few babies at POTO Char*
Mme. Giry: Er…..I don't think this was in the job description.
Carlotta: When did we even have a job description?
Mme. Giry: *thinks* Oh yes.
Nadir: *stares at baby* I am not a motherly person.
Erik: *holding his outward so it doesn't go or spit up on him* I could've told you that.
Nadir: TT
Christine: I think they're kinda cute! ^-^
Baby: *bites her finger*
Christine: 'EY!
Raoul: IT LIKES ME! ^__^
Baby: *Has bitten him on the nose*
Martha: Now Mervis, what was you-a hollerin' about??
Mervis: Well, Martha, they is gonna have a freak show.
CGG: But we're not-
Martha: OOH! I love them things! Have ya got a bearded woman? *tris to look under Erik's mask*
Erik: TT *grabs her hand and throws it away from him*
Martha: That a-hurts.
Erik: *mocks them* It a-was supposed to. DUR! *crosses his eyes*
CGG: Heehee…..Anyways, we is not having any sort of freak show.
Mervis: Not even for them things? *holds out bloody bag*
Carlotta: *cringes*
Mervis: Don't worry. We a-just took out them pig guts out yesterday and-oh…..no, hang on. *takes out P.G. and throws them at random waiter* COOK!! THEMS VITTLES!
Random Waiter: *ish Melissa* GAH!!!!! *screams and runs around into kitchen*
Mervis: Now look.
CGG: *flinches a little and looks inside to see A LOT of money* What are you? The Beverly Hill Billy's?
Mervis: No, thems is filthy stinkin' rich, we is just filthy rich.
CGG: Oooook. Nadir? Raoul? May I speak with you?
Nadir: Ok. *gives baby to Chevalier who just randomly standing beside them*
Chevalier: TT *sighs*
Raoul: *to sleeping baby* Awwww, he ish sawing logs. The little dickens.
CGG: Raoul, this is no time to rip off Ed, Edd, & Eddy.
Raoul: Darn…..*gives baby to Chevalier also*
Chevalier: Arghith.
CGG/Nadir/Raoul: *huddle* Whisper, whisper, whisper, *continues*
CGG/Nadir/Raoul: *break up*
Raoul: I don't get it…..All we said was whisper, whisper. *blinks*
CGG: TT Just follow Nadir's lead.
Raoul: AHKAY! ^____^
Nadir: *walks over to Erik* Can we talk with you for just one moment?
Erik: We?
Raoul: HELLO!
Erik: Oh no.
Nadir: So, can we?
Erik: I suppose. Anything to get me away from here.
Nadir: Good. ^-^ Raoul?
Raoul: Hello! ^__^
Nadir: Raoul.
Raoul: HELLO!
Nadir: RAOUL!
Raoul: Yes?
Nadir: The plan!
Raoul: Oh yes. (PAUSE) Heloo!
Nadir: RAOUL!!!
Raoul: Fine. You take the fun out of everything.
Nadir: =P
Nadir/Raoul: *grab onto Erik*
Erik: 'EY!
Nadir/Raoul: *drag him to the back of the restaurant past the arcade, to the…..*
Erik: AUGH!!!! *struggles to get away*
CGG: *follows them and sees Erik* I'm sorry, but this has to happen.
Erik: I swear, I am going to kill you.*tries to reach for P.L.*
CGG: *holds up P.L.* Looking for this? ^^;;
Erik: *glares* Give that to me.
CGG: Sorry, can't do that. Now, continuing. *walks in front of them and opens the door*
Nadir/Raoul: *throw him in*
Erik: GAH!! *lands face first*
CGG: Not so hard you morons!!
Nadir: Sorry. ^^; I got caught up in the moment.
Raoul: I've always wanted to do that. ^__^
CGG: TT *hits Raoul* *closes the door and locks Erik in* Let's go.
CGG/Nadir/Raoul: *walk back*
Erik: *pounds on the door* LET ME OUT!!
Nadir: *whistles innocently* ^^;
Christine: Where's Erik?
CGG: Uh, nature called.
Christine: Thank you for that vivid description.
CGG: Welcome! ^-^
(WITH ERIK)
Erik: *turns from the door and slides down the wall and sits down* *twitches* I'm…..locked…..in…..the…..WOMEN'S BATHROOM!!! GAH!!
(BACK WITH EVERYONE ELSE)
Meg: *blinks* What was that??
CGG: *blinks also* Squirrels?
Meg: OK! ^-^
CGG: o0;
Mervis: AHEM! Before we was interrupted, are you people gonna have a show or not?
Carlotta: No, we're n-
CGG: OF COURSE we are! ^-^;
POTO Char beside Erik: What?!
CGG: We ish having a show? Do you not understand English?
Nadir: Um, really we shouldn't, but because in so many English fanfictions, we have to.
CGG: Oh. *blinks* ANYWAY-ZEZ! *to Mervis/Martha* If it tis a show you want, it tis a show you get.
Mme. Giry: I don't think Erik'll like this. Wherever he is.
CGG: Um, I don't think he'll mind at all. ^^;
Mme. Giry: *suspicious-like* Why not?
CGG: *shuffles feet* I kinda had Nadir and Raoul help me lock him in the women's bathroom.
Mme. Giry: *backs away* o0; I won't ask.
CGG: ^^;
Mervis: *bangs on wall* WE WANTS A FREAK SHOW! WE WANTS A FREAK SHOW!
Martha: *joins him and dents the wall with her morbidly obese fingers*
Random Hill Billy: Did I hear there was a freak show goin' on?
POTO Chars/CGG: GAH!!! NOT AGAIN!!!
Mervis: CONROY! *hugs R.H.B.* This here's my cousin, Conroy. He wishes to view the show too.
Conroy: Who're you?
Mervis: What do ya say?
CGG: Ugh…..fine. *to Conroy* Are you rich?
Conroy: *in CGG's face* SUUURE AM BUUUUUUDDY! ^__^
CGG: Ewww…..*pours LISTERINE in his mouth* Now, let us get ready! *gives babies back* *grabs POTO Chars and brings them to the back of the restaurant*
Chevalier: Guess that's my cue to leave. ^-^ *tries to walk away*
CGG: WE NEED YOU!! *grabs him*
Chevalier: GAH!
(30 MINUTES LATER WITH MUCH OF PERSUASION)
CGG: *comes out first with circus leader's outfit on and a whip* *sees about 30 more people in the audience* GAH! What ish with all the peoples??
Random Person: We heard there was a show.
CGG: TT *grabs Chevalier* you did this.
Chevalier: *whistles innocently*
CGG: Well, let's get this thing started.
(BACK WITH ERIK)
Erik: *has spasms* Must-get-out-of-forbidden---bathroom. I'M DESPERATE! *looks around room to find things to escape* *sees you-know-what-machine*
You-Know-What-Machine: *says:* They also work well for escaping through locked bathroom doors. Only 25 cents!
Erik: I'm not that desperate. *tries to find other way*
Door: *knob jingles*
Person on outside: Gah, stupid door. Always locks itself.
Erik: *stands stiff as a board and is dead silent*
P.O.O.: I'll just use the key.
Door: *opens and a foot steps in…..*
Erik: O_O;;
(WITH EVERYONE ELSE)
CGG: Now, ladies and gentlemen, hill billys and hill janes, we bring here for your amusement-
Christine: WAIT!
CGG: GAH! Just a momento folks! ^-^ *turns to Christine* What!?
Christine: Why isn't Erik here?
CGG: Augh you people, if Erik was here and new what we were doing, he would freak out and get all dramatic, touchy-feely. Get it?
Christine: Fine, but do we really have to do this? I mean, what are we going to use the money for anyways??
CGG: You shall see, now, GET OUT THERE! *whips*
Christine: OW! DANG THAT HURTS!
CGG: ^-^
Christine: TT *walks out in front of audience*
Random Male Audience Member: Whats she? The sexiest woman? *cat calls*
Christine: *takes off shoe and whams R.M.A.M. with it*
R.M.A.M.: Or…..most aggressive. *faints* @_@
Christine: ^-^ *models on table*
CGG: Now, here, marvel at the wonder that is The Bearded Woman, WITH NO BEARD!! O.O
Hill billies/Hill Janes: *ooh and awe*
Normal People: o0;
CGG: NEXTITH! *whips ground*
Christine: *runs off table*
Carlotta: *gets on table and models*
CGG: Here, we have The Woman…..uh…..Who Can Sing Very High! ^-^;
Audience Member: Whats so great about that?
CGG: Can you sing very high?
A.M.: No, NO I CAN'T! O.O *throws money*
CGG: Good! ^-^ NEXTITH!
Carlotta: *gets off table and walks by Christine saying,* Amateur! =P
Christine: TT
Nadir: *walks on table and stands there*
CGG: NOW! Here is, A DOROGA! O.O
Audience: *blinks* A what now?
Nadir: Police officer.
Audience: Ohhhhhhh…..So?
CGG: He isn't called police officer, he is called Daroga. See the difference?
Audience: GASP!!
CGG: ^-^ NEXTITH!
Nadir: *walks off table happily*
Raoul: *walks on table and starts doing the Russian Dance*
CGG: Stop that.
Raoul: Ahkay. *sits down Indian style*
CGG: This is the most elusive of all my sad little freaks…..*drum roll* Raoul-*drum roll* Raou-*drum roll* Ra-*drum roll* R-*drum roll* …..*drum roll* STOPPIT ANDY!
Andy: Sorry. ^^;
CGG: AHEM, Raoul De Changy, NOSE BEEPER!!
*cue horror movie girl scream*
Audience: *person fainting noise*
CGG: *blinks* Somehow that seems done before. ANYWAYS! BEHOLDITH!!
Raoul: *slow mo* *presses his nose* BEEP!!!
*cue horror movie girl scream*
Audience: *person fainting noise*
CGG: Yeah, that's definitely been done. TT Anywho, that twas CGG's GREAT FREAK SHOW! Now, give me the money. *holds out hand*
Voice in shadow: You forgot someone…..
CGG: GASP!! FLORENCE!
~~!!~~!!~~!!~~!!~~!!~~
Gah! Don't hurt me. ^^; But they will play eventually, SO YOU MUST BE PATIENT UNLIKE ME!!! And if you want to know who Florence is you will have to ask TPP. She knows. *nods wisely* Anywhoith, pwease review?
