CHAPPY 4!!!! 5!!!!! 10!!! WHATEVUR!!! WHEEEEE!!!

DISCLAIMER: I own...uh...I KNOW THIS!!! IT'S ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE!!!! (PAUSE) AHA!! NOTHING!! *blinks*

ICK!!! 20 reviews!! YAYITH!!! That's the most I have doth gotten for any story!!! WHEEEEEEE!! *swims in reviews* *drowns*

Ghost Me: *blinks* That was unexpected...ANYWHO!!! I would like to take this time out to sank everyone who reviewed (in the order in which they did), SANK YOU!!:

The Phantom Parisienne, Deirdre of the Sorrows, hamtaro1760, LeLeMusicAngel, maelinya, Andy, Miranda7911, L.M, Ayesha, Erik's Angel of Music, Bubonic Woodchuck, & ArikaPhantomess.

G.M.: Sorry if I misspelled any names or...stuff. But anyways...CONTINUE ON WITH PHIC!!! Oh and also, I may change the main point of the story so be prepared.

IAMDEADINTHISCHAPPYFORERIKGETSREVENGEANDTHATCAUSESPAIN!

CGG: FLORENCE!! *runs over to shadowed figure and huggles him*

Florence: GAH!! *comes into the light and turns out to be a wild rabbit*

Nadir: *blinks* It's...a rabbit??

CGG: *still huggling Florence* *as if it's normal* Yes.

Erik: *from inside bathroom* GAAAAAH!!!!

CGG: O_O;;;; I forgot about Erik!! *drops Florence* *runs to bathroom*

Rest of POTO peoples: *blink*

Raoul: So...you like...stuff?

Florence: TT *shakes head*

(BATHROOM)

CGG: *runs to ladies bathroom door* *shoves manager aside* MOVE IT OR LOSE IT SISTER!!!

Manager: GAH!! *slams into wall* x_X;

CGG: *sticks head in* *breathing heavily* Ewiky? Erik? You he-ACK!!! XP *gags*

Erik: *punjabs her from behind* Do you know what I have BEEN through?!

CGG: *cough* Not---really.

Erik: TT You will soon enough. *drags her with punjab to a room*

CGG: *holds arms out* I see a light...God?...Is that you??? x_X;;;

Erik: *shakes head*

(BACK WITH EVERYONE ELSE)

Raoul: And that's when I became interested in burning ants on sidewalks. *sips soda*

Nadir: Raoul, NO ONE CARES!!

Christine: You've been saying that same line over and over.

Raoul: Hehe, yeah, those were the days...*smokes pipe*

Christine: Where'd you get the pipe?!

Raoul: Oh! Want some? ^-^ *holds it out*

Christine: Well...

(PAUSE SCREEN)

CGG: *walks out in front* Now kids, if you were in this situation, what would YOU do??? Would you:

A.) Say, NO.

B.) Say, Heh...I've lived a full life. *take it*

C.) Or would you buy an expensive toe sock?

Think carefully now!

(RESUME PLAYING)

Christine: *points out randomly* THEY HAVE A DISCOUNT SALE ON EXPENSIVE TOE SOCKS AT VICTORIA'S SECRECTS!!! OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!!! *runs towards V.S.*

(PAUSE)

CGG: If you picked A or C, good for you!! ^-^ Even though C has nothing to do with smoking pot and such, you still, in a way, have declined the fop's offer. But if you picked B, you'll probably die within a matter of minutes so I wish you well...blahblahblah...and all that crud. Now, back to le phic. ^-^ *walks off of screen*

(RESUMES AGAIN)

Raoul: *sniff* I feel so unlurved...

Random Raoul Fan: I LURVE YOU RAOULY-POO!!!

Raoul: ^-^

Meg: oO; Right. So, Monsieur Florence-

Erik: *walks back happily* Hello everyone!

Meg: Ahem.

Mme Giry: Where's CGG?

Erik: Who?

Meg: Excuse me.

Mme Giry: The authoress.

Meg: Pardon me.

Erik: OH!! Her...She's, just taking a little break right now. *tries to grin innocently*

Meg: Hello!!!

Mme Giry: Hi Meg. Why don't I believe you?

Meg: TT

Erik: I never said you had to.

Meg: Argh...

Mme Giry: Where-

Meg: SHUT!!! UP!!! TT

POTO Peoples: *stare* o.O

Mme Giry: *gives her a little smack with her cane* There is no need to yell!!

Meg: ARGHITH!!! Can I PLEASE say what I was going to say?!

Erik: Go ahead. *is still unusually happy*

Meg: Thank you! Now, as I was saying, monsieur Florence, what do you have to do with CGG?

Florence: Well, I believe it all happened a few weeks ago...

(SCREEN GOES ALL WAVYISH ALA FLASHBACK)

Raoul: GAH!!!! I'M GOING BLIND!!!!

Carlotta: We could only be so lucky.

Florence: *clears throat* As I was saying,

Carlotta: He started it!

Florence: Zip ya lip, before I break ya hip.

Carlotta: o_O;

(SCREEN GOES WAVYISH ONCE AGAIN. HEY, WOULDN'T IT BE COOL IF THAT HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE?? THAT'D BE AWESOME... ^__^ I MEAN REALLY, ONE MINUTE YOU'D BE TALKING THEN THE NEXT THERE'D BE THIS BIG AWKWARD WAVYNESS. ((PAUSE)) OH WAIT, THAT SOMETIMES DOES HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE. NEVER MIND)

(IN A FOREST OR...WHEREEVUR!)

*Screen shows a happy bunny with cute big eyes frolicking around*

Florence's Voice: *in background* I was a simple rabbit, with no cares in the world whatsoever.

Raoul: What about getting shot?

F.V.: What? No.

Raoul: ok.*shoots flashback Florence* How about now? ^-^

POTO People: RAOUL!!

Raoul: What???

Nadir: You just killed the flashback form of Florence!!

Raoul: Which means...?

Erik: Which means, logically, that Florence cannot be here.

POTO People: *turn around to stare at Florence*

Florence: *blinks* Oh poopy. TT *explodes for nonlogical sense of him being there.

POTO People: Ewwwww...

CGG: *runs in tied up, and as white as a ghost for purposes of this chappy ending too short* THEY'VE COME TO KILL US ALL!!!

Nadir: Who?

CGG: THE VOICES!!!!

(PAUSE)

Mme Giry: You're paranoid. *blinks*

Raoul: And talking to a ghost doesn't make YOU paranoid??

Mme Giry: TT Erik...

Erik: *hands her P.L.* There ya go.

Mme Giry: ^-^ Merci. *charges after Raoul*

Raoul: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! *runs*

CGG: *breathes heavily* We're all gonna die!!!! O_O;; *starts shaking*

Carlotta: How did you get her so paranoid??? oO;;

Erik: *shrugs* Forcing ANYONE to watch a marathon of Barney *shudders* while huggling a big bird doll would make them paranoid.

CGG: *sees bits of Florence strewn about* GAH!! THEY'VE ALREADY GOTTEN FLORENCE!! *changes to an even paler white and is still shaking* ____O

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WHEEEE AND SUCH!!! Well, there you have it. Chappy...whatever. ^-^ Sorry it took a while. I was kinda in a hoomorish slump. I couldn't think humor AT ALL. But after watching MP and the Holy Grail last night and drinking excessive amounts of MD, the humor finally started kicking in. So, I'm proud of this chappy. ^-^

Random Woman: *walks by* AUGH!! IT'S HIDEOUS!

Random Guy: WE HAVE TO SAVE OURSELVES!!!

Child: EWWWWWWW!!!

Ye Olden Police Officer: *grabs me* BURN HER!!! BURN THEE WITCH!!

TT; Its times like these when you really start to wonder if things happen for a reason.