Mall Catastrophe
DISCLAIMER: ...Guess what? Let me tell you a little secret...
People: *lean in*
Closer.
People: *lean in further*
I DON'T OWN PotO!!!
People: GASP!!!
I KNOW!! Anyways, that's right people. UOII FOONILLY has a title. After all these *cough*5 or six*cough* chapters of it. *sighs* I know you pooples are going to think I'm insane for writing this chapter. Not that you don't already. *gestures to reviews* BUT THAT TIS GOOD! ^___^
(PSST! Not that you couldn't tell already...but this ish the chapter where the plot changes A LOT. PSST! Ok? PSST! OK!! PSST!)
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CGG: *is holding a knife* Hehehe...whats that Mr. Dagger? You want to stab people repeatedly and not care who sees??? Ehehehe...What a good plan!! *shakes uncontrollably* SWEEE!! *runs around the mall insanely cutting everything*
PotO People: *watch her with their eyes*
Mme. Giry: *has stopped chasing Raoul* REALLY good plan you had there Erik.
Erik: ^^;;;;
Raoul: Yeah, hehehe...you REALLY screwed up. ^____^
Erik: TT *tries to restrain self*
Nadir: Um, shouldn't we stop her or something?? *points to CGG who is now tearing up Claire's*
CGG: SWEEE!! GOOBLAHHI! *cuts up desk*
People in Claire's: oO;; *back away slowly*
CGG: YAAAAAA-*stops for a second and checks out some of those fake hair type things* *picks one out* *goes up to now cut up counter* Um, I'd like to purchase this please. *puts hair on counter*
Cashier: That'll be $6.00 even.
CGG: OK. *gives him/her/it/man-lady money*
Cashier: *reads description of HER gender* TT *puts hair in bag quickly* *holds it out* Have a nice day.
CGG: *takes bag* Thank you. HACHACHACHI!!! *goes off to destroy more*
Claire's: *collapses for humor purposes*
Person Who Was In Claire's: OW!! MY SPLEEN!!
PotO People: *shake their head*
*KERPOW!!!! Uh...that was...an explosion.*
Erik: Nice. Very authentic.
*TT I shall ignore that for now. MUSHROOM CLOUD EXPLOSION!!! Better?*
Erik: Much. *jumps* What was that?!
*It was a-*
Erik: NOT YOU!
*Oh...I feel so unlurved.*
Erik: You should. TT
PotO People: *have gone off to inspect the explosion*
Erik: 'EY!!! WAIT FOR ME!!!!! *runs after them*
Nadir: *has magnifying glass out and is inspecting around the area*
Christine: He's gone into detective mode again.
Erik: *finally catches up* Joy.
Raoul: *has decided to join CGG in the destruction of the mall* YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! I HAVE NO IDEAR WHAT I'M DOING!!!!
CGG: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO!!! SWEEE!!
Raoul: Oh...THEN THAT'S A GOOD THING!!! ^___^
CGG: EXACTLY!!
Raoul/CGG: *head toward Cinnabons*
Nadir: AHA!!!
Carlotta: You find something?
Nadir: YEP!! A cooler! ^__^ *pulls it out of hole* OOH!!! It even has popsicles in it!!! MY FAVORITE!!! *sits down all cute and chibish like and licks popsicle* =^.^=
Carlotta: *shakes head* We should probably see what caused the explosion.
Meg: Are you INSANE?! Why should we go after something that probably isn't any of our business?
CGG/Raoul: *come back with pockets full of cinnamon rolls*
CGG: *sees cooler* OOH! POPPYSICLES! ^___^ *reaches for one*
Nadir: *lunges at cooler* MINE!
CGG: Meep. O.O *reaches hand away*
Nadir: ^-^ *continues with popsicles*
CGG: TT *tries again*
Nadir: *lunges at cooler*
Mme. Giry: *blinks* Well, maybe if we do it, it will make some plot in this insane story.
CGG/Nadir: *are fighting with popsicles in background*
Raoul: But, randomness ish good!!! I LURVE THE RANDOM!!
Christine: *pats Raoul on head* It's ok. We can still have insaness along the way. ^-^
CGG: *runs up* OOH!! You mean like a side quest type thingymabobberwhatsit-
Carlotta: *covers her mouth* YES. That's what we mean.
CGG: YAYITH!!! *cheers*
Erik: *hears this* Oh no!! You people are NOT going to get me on one of your dumb little side quests!! TT
(1 hour later)
*Outside along the road*
Erik: I CAN'T believe they got me on one of their dumb little side quests. TT *crosses arms*
CGG/Raoul: *are eating Cinnabons and talking about flying ants that go oink*
CGG: Personally, I think they would go oimoo. But that's just me.
Raoul: *nods*
Mme. Giry: Quit whining Erik. This'll all be over before you know it.
Erik: No it won't. Just think, after this story, THERE WILL BE MANY MORE TO COME!!
Mme. Giry: Oh yeah. *hangs head*
Nadir: *is dragging cooler behind them* ^___^
(A few more hours later at a cupcake shaped base)
People: *are exhausted*
Christine: Ya know...it makes you wonder...how the heck we knew where this stupid thing was. @_@ *collapses*
Erik: *catches her* *to self* Just a few more chapters...
(Inside)
Nadir: Ooh...*looks around* You think they have more popsicles here?
Other People: *fall down anime style*
CGG: *sees big lever* MUST PULL!!!! *lunges after it* GAH! *is held back* GUYS!! STOPPIT!! DON'T HOLD ME BACKL!!! I MUST DO WHAT I MUST DO!!
Meg: Um, we're not. SHE is. *points to body guard*
CGG: Oh. (PAUSE) SWEEE!! *struggles to get out of grasp*
Body Guard: SHUSH pig.
CGG: 'EY!! I AM NOT A CHICKEN!
B.G.: TT; *keeps holding onto her*
Erik: *shakes head* This is just insane!! *throws hands up in air*
*B.G. takes them to special room*
Nadir: Do you have popsicles here?
B.G.: No. *closes door and locks it*
Nadir: *screams* WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS!??!?!? *bangs on door*
Girl's Voice: I can answer that...
Nadir: OOH!! Ok then. ^__^ *sits down*
Girl: *comes into light*
Boys: *drool* O__O
Girl: *is wearing a bikini*
Raoul: DANG!! A hot bikini babe. ^___^
Girl: *hits him on head*
Erik: An EVIL bikini babe. ^__^
E.B.B.: TT To you at least-GASP!! There he is!! I've been waiting to meet you for so long!! *runs forward towards them*
Erik/ Raoul: *hold out arms*
E.B.B.: *runs past Raoul*
Erik: *blinks* Um...That wasn't supposed to happen.
E.B.B.: *runs past Erik*
Raoul: HAHA!!! *points and laughs at his pain*
Erik: TT She ran past you too.
Raoul: Yeah, but anything you want that you don't get just makes me laugh.
E.B.B.: *runs past them all to get to...Nadir*
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*blinks* *blinks some more* *blinks even more than more* *gets eyelash in eye* GAH!! Well, this chappy was, interesting. O.O;;;; YAY!!!
DISCLAIMER: ...Guess what? Let me tell you a little secret...
People: *lean in*
Closer.
People: *lean in further*
I DON'T OWN PotO!!!
People: GASP!!!
I KNOW!! Anyways, that's right people. UOII FOONILLY has a title. After all these *cough*5 or six*cough* chapters of it. *sighs* I know you pooples are going to think I'm insane for writing this chapter. Not that you don't already. *gestures to reviews* BUT THAT TIS GOOD! ^___^
(PSST! Not that you couldn't tell already...but this ish the chapter where the plot changes A LOT. PSST! Ok? PSST! OK!! PSST!)
~~**~~***~~**~*
CGG: *is holding a knife* Hehehe...whats that Mr. Dagger? You want to stab people repeatedly and not care who sees??? Ehehehe...What a good plan!! *shakes uncontrollably* SWEEE!! *runs around the mall insanely cutting everything*
PotO People: *watch her with their eyes*
Mme. Giry: *has stopped chasing Raoul* REALLY good plan you had there Erik.
Erik: ^^;;;;
Raoul: Yeah, hehehe...you REALLY screwed up. ^____^
Erik: TT *tries to restrain self*
Nadir: Um, shouldn't we stop her or something?? *points to CGG who is now tearing up Claire's*
CGG: SWEEE!! GOOBLAHHI! *cuts up desk*
People in Claire's: oO;; *back away slowly*
CGG: YAAAAAA-*stops for a second and checks out some of those fake hair type things* *picks one out* *goes up to now cut up counter* Um, I'd like to purchase this please. *puts hair on counter*
Cashier: That'll be $6.00 even.
CGG: OK. *gives him/her/it/man-lady money*
Cashier: *reads description of HER gender* TT *puts hair in bag quickly* *holds it out* Have a nice day.
CGG: *takes bag* Thank you. HACHACHACHI!!! *goes off to destroy more*
Claire's: *collapses for humor purposes*
Person Who Was In Claire's: OW!! MY SPLEEN!!
PotO People: *shake their head*
*KERPOW!!!! Uh...that was...an explosion.*
Erik: Nice. Very authentic.
*TT I shall ignore that for now. MUSHROOM CLOUD EXPLOSION!!! Better?*
Erik: Much. *jumps* What was that?!
*It was a-*
Erik: NOT YOU!
*Oh...I feel so unlurved.*
Erik: You should. TT
PotO People: *have gone off to inspect the explosion*
Erik: 'EY!!! WAIT FOR ME!!!!! *runs after them*
Nadir: *has magnifying glass out and is inspecting around the area*
Christine: He's gone into detective mode again.
Erik: *finally catches up* Joy.
Raoul: *has decided to join CGG in the destruction of the mall* YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! I HAVE NO IDEAR WHAT I'M DOING!!!!
CGG: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO!!! SWEEE!!
Raoul: Oh...THEN THAT'S A GOOD THING!!! ^___^
CGG: EXACTLY!!
Raoul/CGG: *head toward Cinnabons*
Nadir: AHA!!!
Carlotta: You find something?
Nadir: YEP!! A cooler! ^__^ *pulls it out of hole* OOH!!! It even has popsicles in it!!! MY FAVORITE!!! *sits down all cute and chibish like and licks popsicle* =^.^=
Carlotta: *shakes head* We should probably see what caused the explosion.
Meg: Are you INSANE?! Why should we go after something that probably isn't any of our business?
CGG/Raoul: *come back with pockets full of cinnamon rolls*
CGG: *sees cooler* OOH! POPPYSICLES! ^___^ *reaches for one*
Nadir: *lunges at cooler* MINE!
CGG: Meep. O.O *reaches hand away*
Nadir: ^-^ *continues with popsicles*
CGG: TT *tries again*
Nadir: *lunges at cooler*
Mme. Giry: *blinks* Well, maybe if we do it, it will make some plot in this insane story.
CGG/Nadir: *are fighting with popsicles in background*
Raoul: But, randomness ish good!!! I LURVE THE RANDOM!!
Christine: *pats Raoul on head* It's ok. We can still have insaness along the way. ^-^
CGG: *runs up* OOH!! You mean like a side quest type thingymabobberwhatsit-
Carlotta: *covers her mouth* YES. That's what we mean.
CGG: YAYITH!!! *cheers*
Erik: *hears this* Oh no!! You people are NOT going to get me on one of your dumb little side quests!! TT
(1 hour later)
*Outside along the road*
Erik: I CAN'T believe they got me on one of their dumb little side quests. TT *crosses arms*
CGG/Raoul: *are eating Cinnabons and talking about flying ants that go oink*
CGG: Personally, I think they would go oimoo. But that's just me.
Raoul: *nods*
Mme. Giry: Quit whining Erik. This'll all be over before you know it.
Erik: No it won't. Just think, after this story, THERE WILL BE MANY MORE TO COME!!
Mme. Giry: Oh yeah. *hangs head*
Nadir: *is dragging cooler behind them* ^___^
(A few more hours later at a cupcake shaped base)
People: *are exhausted*
Christine: Ya know...it makes you wonder...how the heck we knew where this stupid thing was. @_@ *collapses*
Erik: *catches her* *to self* Just a few more chapters...
(Inside)
Nadir: Ooh...*looks around* You think they have more popsicles here?
Other People: *fall down anime style*
CGG: *sees big lever* MUST PULL!!!! *lunges after it* GAH! *is held back* GUYS!! STOPPIT!! DON'T HOLD ME BACKL!!! I MUST DO WHAT I MUST DO!!
Meg: Um, we're not. SHE is. *points to body guard*
CGG: Oh. (PAUSE) SWEEE!! *struggles to get out of grasp*
Body Guard: SHUSH pig.
CGG: 'EY!! I AM NOT A CHICKEN!
B.G.: TT; *keeps holding onto her*
Erik: *shakes head* This is just insane!! *throws hands up in air*
*B.G. takes them to special room*
Nadir: Do you have popsicles here?
B.G.: No. *closes door and locks it*
Nadir: *screams* WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS!??!?!? *bangs on door*
Girl's Voice: I can answer that...
Nadir: OOH!! Ok then. ^__^ *sits down*
Girl: *comes into light*
Boys: *drool* O__O
Girl: *is wearing a bikini*
Raoul: DANG!! A hot bikini babe. ^___^
Girl: *hits him on head*
Erik: An EVIL bikini babe. ^__^
E.B.B.: TT To you at least-GASP!! There he is!! I've been waiting to meet you for so long!! *runs forward towards them*
Erik/ Raoul: *hold out arms*
E.B.B.: *runs past Raoul*
Erik: *blinks* Um...That wasn't supposed to happen.
E.B.B.: *runs past Erik*
Raoul: HAHA!!! *points and laughs at his pain*
Erik: TT She ran past you too.
Raoul: Yeah, but anything you want that you don't get just makes me laugh.
E.B.B.: *runs past them all to get to...Nadir*
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*blinks* *blinks some more* *blinks even more than more* *gets eyelash in eye* GAH!! Well, this chappy was, interesting. O.O;;;; YAY!!!
