Mall Catastrophe

DISCLAIMER: ...Guess what? Let me tell you a little secret...

People: *lean in*

Closer.

People: *lean in further*

I DON'T OWN PotO!!!

People: GASP!!!

I KNOW!! Anyways, that's right people. UOII FOONILLY has a title. After all these *cough*5 or six*cough* chapters of it. *sighs* I know you pooples are going to think I'm insane for writing this chapter. Not that you don't already. *gestures to reviews* BUT THAT TIS GOOD! ^___^

(PSST! Not that you couldn't tell already...but this ish the chapter where the plot changes A LOT. PSST! Ok? PSST! OK!! PSST!)

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CGG: *is holding a knife* Hehehe...whats that Mr. Dagger? You want to stab people repeatedly and not care who sees??? Ehehehe...What a good plan!! *shakes uncontrollably* SWEEE!! *runs around the mall insanely cutting everything*

PotO People: *watch her with their eyes*

Mme. Giry: *has stopped chasing Raoul* REALLY good plan you had there Erik.

Erik: ^^;;;;

Raoul: Yeah, hehehe...you REALLY screwed up. ^____^

Erik: TT *tries to restrain self*

Nadir: Um, shouldn't we stop her or something?? *points to CGG who is now tearing up Claire's*

CGG: SWEEE!! GOOBLAHHI! *cuts up desk*

People in Claire's: oO;; *back away slowly*

CGG: YAAAAAA-*stops for a second and checks out some of those fake hair type things* *picks one out* *goes up to now cut up counter* Um, I'd like to purchase this please. *puts hair on counter*

Cashier: That'll be $6.00 even.

CGG: OK. *gives him/her/it/man-lady money*

Cashier: *reads description of HER gender* TT *puts hair in bag quickly* *holds it out* Have a nice day.

CGG: *takes bag* Thank you. HACHACHACHI!!! *goes off to destroy more*

Claire's: *collapses for humor purposes*

Person Who Was In Claire's: OW!! MY SPLEEN!!

PotO People: *shake their head*

*KERPOW!!!! Uh...that was...an explosion.*

Erik: Nice. Very authentic.

*TT I shall ignore that for now. MUSHROOM CLOUD EXPLOSION!!! Better?*

Erik: Much. *jumps* What was that?!

*It was a-*

Erik: NOT YOU!

*Oh...I feel so unlurved.*

Erik: You should. TT

PotO People: *have gone off to inspect the explosion*

Erik: 'EY!!! WAIT FOR ME!!!!! *runs after them*

Nadir: *has magnifying glass out and is inspecting around the area*

Christine: He's gone into detective mode again.

Erik: *finally catches up* Joy.

Raoul: *has decided to join CGG in the destruction of the mall* YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! I HAVE NO IDEAR WHAT I'M DOING!!!!

CGG: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO!!! SWEEE!!

Raoul: Oh...THEN THAT'S A GOOD THING!!! ^___^

CGG: EXACTLY!!

Raoul/CGG: *head toward Cinnabons*

Nadir: AHA!!!

Carlotta: You find something?

Nadir: YEP!! A cooler! ^__^ *pulls it out of hole* OOH!!! It even has popsicles in it!!! MY FAVORITE!!! *sits down all cute and chibish like and licks popsicle* =^.^=

Carlotta: *shakes head* We should probably see what caused the explosion.

Meg: Are you INSANE?! Why should we go after something that probably isn't any of our business?

CGG/Raoul: *come back with pockets full of cinnamon rolls*

CGG: *sees cooler* OOH! POPPYSICLES! ^___^ *reaches for one*

Nadir: *lunges at cooler* MINE!

CGG: Meep. O.O *reaches hand away*

Nadir: ^-^ *continues with popsicles*

CGG: TT *tries again*

Nadir: *lunges at cooler*

Mme. Giry: *blinks* Well, maybe if we do it, it will make some plot in this insane story.

CGG/Nadir: *are fighting with popsicles in background*

Raoul: But, randomness ish good!!! I LURVE THE RANDOM!!

Christine: *pats Raoul on head* It's ok. We can still have insaness along the way. ^-^

CGG: *runs up* OOH!! You mean like a side quest type thingymabobberwhatsit-

Carlotta: *covers her mouth* YES. That's what we mean.

CGG: YAYITH!!! *cheers*

Erik: *hears this* Oh no!! You people are NOT going to get me on one of your dumb little side quests!! TT

(1 hour later)

*Outside along the road*

Erik: I CAN'T believe they got me on one of their dumb little side quests. TT *crosses arms*

CGG/Raoul: *are eating Cinnabons and talking about flying ants that go oink*

CGG: Personally, I think they would go oimoo. But that's just me.

Raoul: *nods*

Mme. Giry: Quit whining Erik. This'll all be over before you know it.

Erik: No it won't. Just think, after this story, THERE WILL BE MANY MORE TO COME!!

Mme. Giry: Oh yeah. *hangs head*

Nadir: *is dragging cooler behind them* ^___^

(A few more hours later at a cupcake shaped base)

People: *are exhausted*

Christine: Ya know...it makes you wonder...how the heck we knew where this stupid thing was. @_@ *collapses*

Erik: *catches her* *to self* Just a few more chapters...

(Inside)

Nadir: Ooh...*looks around* You think they have more popsicles here?

Other People: *fall down anime style*

CGG: *sees big lever* MUST PULL!!!! *lunges after it* GAH! *is held back* GUYS!! STOPPIT!! DON'T HOLD ME BACKL!!! I MUST DO WHAT I MUST DO!!

Meg: Um, we're not. SHE is. *points to body guard*

CGG: Oh. (PAUSE) SWEEE!! *struggles to get out of grasp*

Body Guard: SHUSH pig.

CGG: 'EY!! I AM NOT A CHICKEN!

B.G.: TT; *keeps holding onto her*

Erik: *shakes head* This is just insane!! *throws hands up in air*

*B.G. takes them to special room*

Nadir: Do you have popsicles here?

B.G.: No. *closes door and locks it*

Nadir: *screams* WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS!??!?!? *bangs on door*

Girl's Voice: I can answer that...

Nadir: OOH!! Ok then. ^__^ *sits down*

Girl: *comes into light*

Boys: *drool* O__O

Girl: *is wearing a bikini*

Raoul: DANG!! A hot bikini babe. ^___^

Girl: *hits him on head*

Erik: An EVIL bikini babe. ^__^

E.B.B.: TT To you at least-GASP!! There he is!! I've been waiting to meet you for so long!! *runs forward towards them*

Erik/ Raoul: *hold out arms*

E.B.B.: *runs past Raoul*

Erik: *blinks* Um...That wasn't supposed to happen.

E.B.B.: *runs past Erik*

Raoul: HAHA!!! *points and laughs at his pain*

Erik: TT She ran past you too.

Raoul: Yeah, but anything you want that you don't get just makes me laugh.

E.B.B.: *runs past them all to get to...Nadir*

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*blinks* *blinks some more* *blinks even more than more* *gets eyelash in eye* GAH!! Well, this chappy was, interesting. O.O;;;; YAY!!!