Chap 8

DISCLAIMER: *puts blow horn up to lawyers ear* I DON'T OWN POTO.

Lawyer: 'EY! I AM A LAWYER AND I WILL NOT BE TREATED LIKE THIS!

*sits on hammock* Get me a Mountain Dew.

Lawyer: *hangs head* Yes Ma'mm...*goes to do so*

Hmmm...I should really update this. SO I THINK I WILL! ^__^

ISHOULD'VEUPDATEDTHISALOTSOONERCANYOUTELL?

*At Bowling Alley*

Erik: Strike! *cheers*

Nadir: *licks popsicle and holds up a sign that says* "WOO."

Erik: *walks toward his scorekeeper* So, Raoul, how many does that leave me with?

Raoul: That leaves me with...*counts on his fingers* 110 and you...*counts* 5.

Erik: *blinks* How could I get five? I asked you how many I REALLY had.

Raoul:...OH! I thought you said, "Raoul, what would your score be if you were me?" Hehehe. I got confused. ^__^

Erik:...So? What's my score?

Raoul: *blinks* 5.

Erik: TT *grabs paper from him* *blinks* *looks from the paper to Raoul repeatedly* I hate this game. *walks away*

Christine: What happened?

Raoul: He's jealous. ^___^

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*in a DARK AND COBBY WEB INFESTED CELLAR OF DOOM*

CGG: *is chained to the wall* *singing* On the goOod ship Lollipop, it's a sweEet trip to a candy shop where bon-bons play *clicks tongue twice* on the sunny beach in Peppermint Bay. ^__^

(A/N: I noticed I misspelled this wrongly in the last chapter. __O

Body Guard: This was your bright idea, not mine. TT

E.B.B.: *sticks out tongue*

Body Guard: So, what do we do with her?

E.B.B.: I...don't know. *bangs head on knees* I just thought Nadir would come and get her and then I could steal him and...yeah.

Body Guard: *blinks* Why do you think HE would come get her?

E.B.B.: ...*realizes* $@#!

Body Guard: *shakes head*

CGG: Stand outside with my mouth opened wide...AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AHHH!!

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*On a SUNNY BEACH! o.O OOH! FEEL THE EXCITEMENT!!*

Nadir: *is laying out on towel in swimsuit* *licks popsicle* Guys, doesn't it feel like we should be doing something right about now?

Erik: *is laying out too in his swimsuit and has sunglasses over his mask* *opens mouth* Nope. *sips lemonade*

Nadir: Oh...

Christine: Um, guys, you do know that if we do nothing for the entire chapter this story's ratings will go down right?

Nadir/Erik: We know. *nod*

Raoul: Yeah, without CGG around we all don't have go around doing...certain...things. *blinks* I'M GOING SURFING! ^__^ *launches into water...without surfboard*

Mme. Giry: That's something I would expect from CGG.

Carlotta: *shakes head and reaches for cooler*

Nadir: *launches at it and hisses*

Carlotta: o__O; *reaches hand away*

Nadir: ^_^

Mme. Giry: That also is something I would expect from CGG. *nods wisely*

Meg: Oh SURE! It's ALWAYS about CGG!! Why not-*gets vaporized*

Erik: *drink falls down that he was holding* O_O

Nadir: *stops licking popsicle...then licks it*

Carlotta: o__O;;;

Christine: Oh...my...o_o

Mme. Giry: *sniff* I'm alone now.

(PAUSE)

Body Guard: *comes riding up on wheelchair* Tell me again why we had to use this??

EBB: It was CGG's idea. You try saying no to that face. *gestures toward CGG*

CGG: ^______^

Body Guard: Oy. *smacks forehead* GAH!! *runs wheelchair into palm tree*

Erik: o_O; Mmmmkay...

EBB: Ugh. Ahem. *clears throat and jumps off wheelchair and nearly trips...and then trips*

Carlotta: TT *taps fingers* They have the worst entrance.

S.R.P.: No...I DO!! BLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ^___^ (PAUSE) Crap. *falls on palm tree then falls on ground then trips into beach chair then gets flung into the air* SEEEEE?! ^__^ *disappears*

EBB: ...Can we get back to me now? *holds up a laser gun*

Erik: *gasps* OH MY GOD!! YOU VAPORIZED MEG!! *points finger at her*

Nadir: YOU...NOT NICE...PERSON! *points also*

EBB: *blinks* Ok, that was a blatant rip-off. Anyways, *points gun* back to business. *grins*

CGG: ^____^ Ice cream.

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Oh NO! What lies in store? GASP! O.O (PAUSE) Ok, I seriously need to work on this plot thing better. Well...at least I updated. AND NO ONE CAN TAKE THAT DIGNITY AWAY FROM ME!!

Lawyer: *comes back with MD* Um, Miss? Here's your- *trips and spills MD on moi*

TT