Chap 9

DISCLAIMER: *shoots water gun at you*

Heehee...just got a few ideas and ACTUALLY decided to update! O.O

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PotO People: GASP! O_O

E.B.B.: Oh please, like you'd expect me to come out in the open with no weapon?

PotO People: *look around and whistle*

E.B.B.: TT Fine then. *points gun at CGG's head*

PotO People: GASP!!

Carlotta: *chants under her breath* Do it, do it, do it, do it...

Mme. Giry: *smacks her with her cane*

Carlotta: OWIE. TT

Mme. Giry: ^___^

Carlotta: *crosses arms and goes to sit on cooler*

Nadir: o__O *gives her the evil eye*

Carlotta: *blinks, sits up, and backs away from him*

E.B.B.: SO! That was a long pause. Anyways, (A/N: Or N-C-ways. Hehehe. ^__^ Friend: TT) can I have him now?

CGG: Who?

E.B.B.: TT *whacks her with back of gun*

CGG: Sorry. *hangs head*

E.B.B.: *shakes head* Now, hand him over.

CGG: Wh-

E.B.B.: *holds up gun*

CGG: *goes back to hanging head*

E.B.B.: This is getting tiring. Oh well. *points gun at them and gets ready to pull trigger*

Raoul: *comes up running* Hey guys the surf is gr-

E.B.B.: *points gun at him*

Raoul: *blinks* *stares at her while sitting down* *silence* So anyways! Like I said, the surf is GREAT! ^__^ (PAUSE) *sees Meg-shaped dust* Ooh...CGG's getting good at this art crap! ^_^

Erik: TT *sighs and shakes head*

E.B.B.: Ok, that's it. Either you hand cutie over to me or CGG gets her brains blown out of her head!!

Erik: Um, that would be rather difficult seeing as she's...*does the crazy signal with his finger circling his ear*

E.B.B.: *blinks* *knocks on CGG's head*

CGG: *head makes hollow sound* ^___^

E.B.B.: Aw crap. TT

Body Guard: Heh.

E.B.B.: DON'T YOU LAUGH AT ME FRANCIS!!!

Body Guard: TT

CGG: Hehe...Francis. ^___^

Body Guard: *takes gun from E.B.B. and whacks her with it*

CGG: Ow...And my parents wonder why I get hurt so much.

Dad: *runs in holding same gun above head* WAS THAT A SARCASTIC REMARK?!?!

CGG: O_O No sir.

Dad: Ok. ^__^ *walks out*

(PAUSE)

Erik: *looks from side to side* *grabs gun* *whacks her with it*

CGG: 'EY!

Erik: Oh come on, it was bound to happen sooner or later. *rolls eyes*

CGG: *sniff* Still. *hangs head*

Christine: Um, guys? Have any of you noticed that the E.B.B. just grabbed Nadir and...left?

Other people: *blinks* Crap.

Body Guard: SHE WAS MY RIDE!!! *runs after marks left by the wheelchair*

(PAUSE)

Christine: Aren't we going after him?

Erik: We could, but would it really be any fun? No, no it wouldn't. *shakes head*

Christine:...

Mme. Giry:...

Raoul:...

CGG:...

Erik:...

Carlotta:...Next scene please.

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(IN SAME DUNGEON)

E.B.B.: So, what do you think of what I've done with the place? ^-^

Nadir: *looks around room and sees posters and random pictures of him everywhere* Nice. *nods* *sees machine in corner* Um, what does that do?

E.B.B.: Oh, that's my N.A.D.I.R. National Attracting Divine Irresistible...Well, I haven't thought of the R yet but I soon shall!!! ^__^ Anyways, that's the machine that helped me locate you! *hugs him*

Nadir: Freaky...o_O

E.B.B.: ^__^ They way you say that just makes me want to kiss you!

Nadir: O__O *bags up against wall* *realizes he's tied to a chair* Crap. TT

E.B.B.: *grins and walks up to him*

Nadir: *struggles to get out of chair*

E.B.B.: *grabs his shoulders and leans forward* *closes eyes*

Nadir: *screams*

PotO People...and CGG: *barge in*

CGG: WHEELCHAIR POWER WHOO!! *rolls in circles* Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', what? Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin, come on! *continues this*

E.B.B.: *stops* o__O;

Body Guard: *puts foot in front of wheelchair*

Wheelchair: *stops*

CGG: Awww...*sniff*

E.B.B.: So you've come back have you?

Raoul: Well, DUH! Pfft, we ARE right in front of you. *rolls eyes and crosses arms*

Erik: *shakes head*

Carlotta: We've come to get Nadir back.

Raoul: Well, DUH!

Carlotta: TT *throws marshmallow at him*

Raoul: ^^;

Christine: Anyways, we've come to get him back Miss. ...Ya know, we never did know you're real name. -_-;

E.B.B.: *blinks* Oh. (pause) RIGHT! Well, I guess now is a good as time as ever. My real identity is...-

Raoul: MARTHA STEWART!??!! *screams and falls down with a thud*

E.B.B.: o_O *blinks* NO. My name is...

(DRAMATIC PAUSE FOR RATINGS)

E.B.B.: Ima Fannysniffer. *dramatic music*

(Silence...)

PotO People/CGG: *are trying to contain themselves* Pff...pfft. __O

Ima: What?

(ANOTHER SILENCE)

PotO People/CGG: *burst out laughing uncontrollably*

Erik: You're...hehe...you're middle name wouldn't happen to be 'Big' would it? *bursts out laughing again*

Ima: *glare* So what if it is???!!?

Nadir: Heehee...Fannysniffer. ^___^

Ima: *vein bulges* THAT'S IT!!

(PAUSE)

PotO People/CGG: *continue laughing*

Ima: GAH! I didn't want to have to do this!! o.O *holds up remote*

Carlotta: That for your automatic toilet? Heehee. ^__^

Ima: *hides flush button* NO. TT It's actually for this. *pushes button and room turns into arena*

Raoul: Ooh. We having Fanny'Mon battles here? ^__^

Ima: Don't you think I've been ridiculed enough as a child??

Christine: (pause) No. ^_^

Ima: FINE! Then let's see how you deal with my secret weapon. *presses button*

Mme. Giry: What is it? A magic toilet seat??

Nadir: *is rolling on floor with laughter* These toilet jokes kill me. ^___^ *gets dragged away by Ima and Francis...The Body Guard to the seats still laughing*

PotO People/CGG: *still laughing also while being the middle of the arena*

(PAUSE)

Erik: Um, why are we still here???

CGG: I...DON'T know. O.O

Erik: Well, at least some things aren't surprising.

CGG: ^__^ I like cows.

Erik: We know, we know. *nods* *pats her head*

CGG: ^__________^

Christine: Guys?

Other people: What?

Christine: *points to a door that started opening*

Ima: *through loudspeaker* I would like to introduce you all to my secret weapon!!

Nadir: *quietly* Dun, dun, dunnnn...

PotO People/CGG: *stare at dark figure*

Dark Figure: MARTHA MAD!!!

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Heehee. Oh, what will happen next? O.O I don't know, SO YOU MUST!!!!! O__O GASP! N-C-ways, I thought the last chapter I gave you could've been a lot better since I made you wait so long. So, here's to make up for it. ^-^ Pwease review. *blinks* Haven't said that for a while. o.o