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Author's note: You can blame this on a couple of things. First, I've been reading a lot of SG-1 fics lately and I have them on the brain. Second, I just read a really spectacular fic by LadyS called "A Month In A Day" and something decided to click in my head. Anyway, I hope you enjoy it. Feedback, please!

WARNING: MPREG, BUT NOT SLASH! (If that don't get your attention, nothing will! ^_~) I apologize for any screwups with the medical stuff. In my line of work, I have to know how to spell it, but understanding isn't as important. Also, everything I know about Greek Mythology, I learned from Hercules: TLJ. This could be considered a light crossover with that universe, though the only two characters to make an actual appearance will be Demeter and Ares.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY!


PROLOGUE


Colonel Jack O'Niell could not believe his ears. This could NOT be happening to him! "Escuse me!? I'm what!?"

Dr. Janet Frasier sighed. She knew this wasn't going to be easy, but she had to get the telling and the yelling out of the way so they could figure out what to do next. "Pregnant, sir. A completely normal three-week-old fetus is currently growing in your abdominal cavity. How it got there, I don't have any idea. There is a complete amniotic sac and umbilical cord, and that's all connected to your own blood vessel system, so the fetus is definitely getting its nutrition from you. Until we know more about this, I'm going to proceed with all caution. I want you t start taking folic acid and calcium right now." She handed him two tablets and a glass of water. " Babies steal what they need from the bodies of those carrying them; that's why so many women have problems with osteoporosis later in life. You don't want to deal with that, trust me."

Jack just shook his head. "Doc, how? How is this even remotely possible? Not only is it impossible for highly embarrassing and strictly personal reasons, but I'm sure it hasn't passed your notice that I'm a guy!"

Janet shrugged. "I don't know, Colonel. Hopefully Daniel will have found something when he gets back from the planet."

Well, THIS is going to make for an interesting debriefing. Jack moaned and let his head fall back on the pillow of the medical cot he was currently inhabiting in the infirmary. His eyes were automatically drawn to the side, where a frozen image had been captured on the monitor of an ultrasound. A tiny life, not even begun yet, had a hold of his insides, was depending on him to survive. He didn't know how to feel about that, but he knew one thing for certain. Things were really going to get interesting around here.


Well that's the teaser. Don't worry, I won't leave you hanging...for TOO long. >:)