Disclaimers!:Well, as everyone fanfic writer would say, "WE DO NOT OWN ANY
CHARACTERS IN DEAD OR ALIVE! THEY BELONG TO TECMO AND TEAM NINJA!!!"
Obviously...

Summary:Has anyone thought of what trouble can be caused at one nightclub the DOA cast can cause, such as Ayane n her rudeness, Leon trying 2 prove
he's strong, or even Brad Wong's drunkness...(Plz this is my very first
fanfic I've ever writtenO.o)Sorry guyz, no Gen-Fu, Leon, and Bass

Well, we start off with the DOA crew visiting a nightclub, which Jann-Lee
has finally been hired! Jann-Lee is pissed(as always lol), Ayane(all
moody), Lei-Fang all jolly, Kasumi, Hitomi, Helena, Brad Wong(the alcoholic), Hayate, Zack, Tina, Bayman, Christie, n everyone's(except me
_) favorite ninja, Hayabusa

Jann-Lee: I'm ready! Time to work my first shift...Man!This sucks!I could've took 9-11 instead of 12-2!

Lei-Fang: Well, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed!

Helena:Thank God the tournaments over! I don't have to hear those buzzing flies around in the training room.

Kasumi:Umm,Helena? Those weren't flies...

Ayane:DUH! It was the Chinese School Girl, Jann-Lee!

Lei-Fang:NOOO! That's my gimmick!;;cries;;

Christie: Big baby!

Hitomi:Let's go girls! Zack sent us all limos!

;;everyone shoves and argues their way into the limo;;

Bayman: I can't believe that cheap bastard gave us a limo without gas!

Christie: U know, we can just let Bayman here shove the limo there or we can just freakin' walk!

Ayane:Whoa! PMS!

Tina:;;whispers;; If i were u, i wouldn't be talkin;

;;all girls even Kasumi giggles;;

Ayane: How dare u!?!??! First of all, your DOA3 costume caused u 2 earn $500,000,000 dollars from all that men from the audience!

Tina: Well I tried the gay bar, but they wouldn't allow me!

Kasumi: I did let u know the lesbian bar would've worked, but when i asked for permission, these girls started grabbing and pinching my ass & boy, that was hurtful!

LeiFang:We told u Kasumi! Remember??? Helena told u the defnitions of words in the dictionary that u didn't know?!?!?!

Kasumi: Well, actually...I took a break for a snack.

Hitomi:No! U did not! My French Toa...I mean Freedom Toast was gone!!???!!!???

Kasumi:Ok I admit it ...I DID EAT IT!!!But it was because of Helena's French Toast...it was...BURN-ED!!!

Tina:Ooo! Helena, u were just...

Helena: "Burned", Kasumi, "Burned" We got to just keep working on your English!

Zack: U know, Kasumi? U'll look much hotter than the otha hot chicks besides all them back there speakin' ghetto!!!???!!??

All Girlz:JUMP HIM!

;;Zack gets just desserts LOL;;

Bayman:Hurry up! We already here!

Brad Wong: Do I look to old?

Christie: ;;gasps;; Do I look old?!?!?!

Kasumi:U guys always "had-ed-ed" had white hair.

Helena:;;coughs;; It's "Had" Kasumi

Christie: WHA!?!?!?!?

Tina: Yea!U always did! Remember the time when we got drunk, and we got down on each other?

Christie:Oh...I see...Zack took his old hair stylist n said I'm 21, obviously,

;;Zack, once again, gets attacked alone by Christie;;

Lei-Fang:Alright already!Let's go in!

Well that's the end for tis chapter! I think it probably needs some work!Remember this is my very first fic written! Please help be with givin
me tips on a perfect fic... Plese Review! XD