WHAT!!!

By jezebel

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Chapter Eleven: Can We Kill Something?

Sunnydale

Old Mansion on Crawford Street

(Angel's old place)

          "I'm bored, can we kill something?" Harmony was whining, again.

          "No, we mustn't alert the parents before we kill the baby."

          Harmony brightened. "We get to kill a baby?"

          "No, we can't go out at all or the slayer will kill us." Lindsay McDonald stepped out of the shadows and wrapped his arms around Druscilla, who started to whimper.

          "I want the baby now! I want my William."

          "Shush Dru. We'll get your William soon enough. Buf first we need to finish with the preparations. Tomorrow night we'll get the slayer's friends, then we'll start the killings."

          "Lindsay, my tummy's talking to me. It's angry."

          "Harmony, go get someone for Dru to eat."

          Harmony pouted. "But I'm hungry too!"

          "Just go get a minion to bring you both a snack then." He watched Harmony stomp off, then he led the older vampires to a chair. "Sit now. Harmony will bring you dinner. Why do we need her anyway?"

          Drusilla laughed. "She was there when naughty Spike chose the slayer over me. She needs to be there to watch the slayer die. My Spike betrayed us both, and I'm rather fond of her."

          Lindsay mumbled. "I don't see why."

          Harmony was itching for a good kill. Ever since she teamed up with Dorkzilla she hadn't been able to hunt for her own food. If you were a human it sounded great, but for a vampire it was torture. Then Dru had brought Lindsay into it. They had to go all the way to Texas to find him. She had to admit though, he was very hot, but he didn't like her at all. Then they'd come back to good ol' Sunny D. Even in the afterlife she couldn't get away. Tomorrow though, she'd finally get to kill Xander Harris and make him pay for being a loser. She found a minion.

          "Two humans, make it the usual." She watched as the fledgling went into the vault. He came out with a cute guy her age that she might have dated and dumped had she been human. Now he was just food. The fledgling returned again with a replica of Spike, Dru's favorite. Ever since she'd known the crazy loon, she'd only eaten Spike look-alikes. Then she remembered that she too had dated Spike, her Blondie Bear. He'd pay soon too with his slayer. She brought the food back to Dru and calmly ate her dinner.

          Lindsay looked at the girls. "Tommorrow I have to go to LA to catch up with a client, Dawn something or other. I'll be back before sunset. I expect to have everything ready for the capture of the boy and the demon. Harmony, everything will be on your head. Believe me though, I want you to fail." He walked out after his speech and they heard his car start and speed off.

          Harmony looked up at Drusilla, who smiled. "Don't worry pet. Lindsay just doen't like blonds. He's still in love with grandmummy." Dru laughed. "Like my William in love with the slayer." A pained expression marred her features, then she grinned. "But after tomorrow everything will be right again. We'll make them all pay, won't we Miss Edith?"

A/N: just so you know, this takes place as Buffy and Giles returned to Sunnydale. The next chapter will be Cordelia as a higher being. I wrote this story a year ago and I've been typing the chapters just now. I seemed to have lost one, which is the next one, so it might be a little while before I can get it posted. I have to either rewrite it from memories, or find it in the black hole that is my room. Hope you enjoyed this chapter though.