I do not own FLCL, but I don't think anyone will make that mistake. If
I did I wouldn't be writing this. I'd probably be at my giant mansion
playing video games...or sleeping... or eating, which I do all of
those anyways.
Anyways; this story takes place at about the same time as FLCL, but
with a different person whose head "works". Haruko's little sis caused
this one and she's following Haruko to get her guitar back. This
one takes place in America, in a China Town, though, and while this
story focuses on one person there are others (including Naota) across
the world, that have also been bonked. So, on with the story:
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CHP.2 MEETING
Yoi's eyes fluttered open.
"Dang, my head hurts," said Yoi. He reached up to feel his head.
"Dang! Where did that come from?" Then a flash back: a girl on a
vespa, a guitar... "Crazy driver!"
"Well excuse me! It's not my fault you moved in the way of my guitar!"
"Ahhh! Who the heck are you!" though Yoi's vision was blurred he could
see a fairly attractive women who looked to be in her 20's standing
over him, bent at the wiast, her face in his (or extremely close).
She stood up and curtsied in a dignified way while saying "My name is
Daquarinalini, but you can call me Daiquiri. Everyone else does."
She reached down and helped him up. He wanted to be angry but Yoi was
usually a calm person plus this woman was actually moderately
attractive and kind of funny.
"Well...uhh... be more careful next time. You wouldn't want to kill
anyone. Well...bye."
"That's it? After all we've been through together your just going to
leave like this? Well fine be that way but I'm holding my breath until
you come back you here to me!" She said through teary eyes.
"What are you talking about? You're crazy... by the way, what's your
name?"
After mumbling to herself for a few minutes she curtsied in a
dignified way while saying "My name is Daquarinalini, but you can call
me Daiquiri. Everyone else does."
"That sounds awfully familiar" said Yoi.
"It does, doesn't it. Oh well. Bye" She jumped on her vespa, gave him
a smile then zoomed of down the road.
That was odd thought Yoi. He looked around for a second before
realizing that it was still dark out. He looked at his wrist watch. It
read 11:30.
"Oh man, the party ended 2 hours ago... Dad's going kill me. Oh, nuts!
I'm in deep." He took a deep breath. "O.k. one step at a time. First I
got to get home. Then I'll worry about my head, and then I'll worry
about being grounded. Oh what am I saying I'm dead. I'll have to sneak
in the back door... I didn't finish my homework either! Oh, man I'm
dead..." A pause. "AND IT'S ALL HER FAULT!!!"
Yoi became angry again. "I hate people like that.
stupid...stupid...stupid...if I see her again I'll kill her!" Yoi knew he
wouldn't kill anyone, but he had to take hi anger out on someone and
since she had caused it, this Daiquiri person, it was, of course most
reasonable to blame her. At least that's how it seemed to him.
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"That stupid punk! I went through fifty million people before I found
a head that works. Why couldn't he have shown up sooner?!? And
Haruko's gonna get it when I find her!" She looked back at the red
guitar that was slung over her shoulder. "Oh well, it's better than
nothing." She sighed. "I want my guitar back!!!"
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As Yoi approached his house he wonder why all the lights were on.
After a second he realized that he hadn't come back from the party
yet.
I hope they didn't call the cops he thought. That would suck.
So he walked up to the front door and rang the doorbell then he
remembered he had a key.
Hmm... I my brain is working slow right no. Oh yea stupid Vespa Woman.
Where did that come from? Vespa woman?
"Is that you officer?" (So they did call the cops...) His mom called
through the door. He heard a rustling on the other side of the door,
as his mom got the door key out of her pocket. Then he listened as she
spent about half a minute trying to get the key in the key hole.
Finally she opened the door.
She looked tired and cried out. Her usually straight hair was
completely out of control, tear streaks ran down her checks, and
clothes were all rumpled up. Her eyes were red and puffy and her face
was unusually pale. That lasted for about a second. When she realized
who she was looking at her mood changed completely.
In one swift motion she managed to some how grab him, pull him inside,
give him a bear, hug give him another bear hug, pick him up and twirl
him in the air then set him back down. The key was also back in her
hand.
Moms are amazing at multitasking. Yoi thought.
Then she turned around and called out for his dad, Misuguri.
"Misuguri! Misuguri! I have a surprise!" she called out in a happy
tone. It didn't match her haggard look at all.
"What is it Mamimi-chan? Did they find him?" He rushed in. Although he
was usually all about dignity when he saw Yoi he rushed over to give
him a hug. "You're back!!! What were you doing?" He held him out in
the air still squeezing Yoi's shoulders. "I hope you didn't do
any...FURI-KURI!!!...or drugs or smoking..."He blurted out.
"No dad. No furi-kuri or drugs or smoking" said Yoi calmly.
"Then where have you been?" replied his dad
"Lying on the ground..." Yoi started
"Why? I thought you were smarter then that" Misuguri interrupted.
"...After getting a guitar slammed into my head" yoi finished.
"Slamming your head slammed into things isn't smart son."
Yoi didn't even try to argue. He knew that when people got worried and
then really happy it was like getting on a sugar rush. And with
parents like his they'd probably be like that for a couple of hours.
"O.K. dad. Well I'm tired, so I'm going to bed."
As he began walking up the stairs he heard his mom say "we should tell
the chief that the search is off." And his dad replied "O.K."
So much for a grounding he thought. He couldn't help but feel kind of
guilty. After all he had just come home 2 hours late and had acted
like nothing had happened. Nothing had really happened he just had an
egg-sized bump on his head. That was all.
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So what do you think? I know I popped these 2 chapters out really
close to each other (1 day), but I don't think that matters...does it?
Well anyways be sure to review and tell me what you think.
I did I wouldn't be writing this. I'd probably be at my giant mansion
playing video games...or sleeping... or eating, which I do all of
those anyways.
Anyways; this story takes place at about the same time as FLCL, but
with a different person whose head "works". Haruko's little sis caused
this one and she's following Haruko to get her guitar back. This
one takes place in America, in a China Town, though, and while this
story focuses on one person there are others (including Naota) across
the world, that have also been bonked. So, on with the story:
********************************************************
CHP.2 MEETING
Yoi's eyes fluttered open.
"Dang, my head hurts," said Yoi. He reached up to feel his head.
"Dang! Where did that come from?" Then a flash back: a girl on a
vespa, a guitar... "Crazy driver!"
"Well excuse me! It's not my fault you moved in the way of my guitar!"
"Ahhh! Who the heck are you!" though Yoi's vision was blurred he could
see a fairly attractive women who looked to be in her 20's standing
over him, bent at the wiast, her face in his (or extremely close).
She stood up and curtsied in a dignified way while saying "My name is
Daquarinalini, but you can call me Daiquiri. Everyone else does."
She reached down and helped him up. He wanted to be angry but Yoi was
usually a calm person plus this woman was actually moderately
attractive and kind of funny.
"Well...uhh... be more careful next time. You wouldn't want to kill
anyone. Well...bye."
"That's it? After all we've been through together your just going to
leave like this? Well fine be that way but I'm holding my breath until
you come back you here to me!" She said through teary eyes.
"What are you talking about? You're crazy... by the way, what's your
name?"
After mumbling to herself for a few minutes she curtsied in a
dignified way while saying "My name is Daquarinalini, but you can call
me Daiquiri. Everyone else does."
"That sounds awfully familiar" said Yoi.
"It does, doesn't it. Oh well. Bye" She jumped on her vespa, gave him
a smile then zoomed of down the road.
That was odd thought Yoi. He looked around for a second before
realizing that it was still dark out. He looked at his wrist watch. It
read 11:30.
"Oh man, the party ended 2 hours ago... Dad's going kill me. Oh, nuts!
I'm in deep." He took a deep breath. "O.k. one step at a time. First I
got to get home. Then I'll worry about my head, and then I'll worry
about being grounded. Oh what am I saying I'm dead. I'll have to sneak
in the back door... I didn't finish my homework either! Oh, man I'm
dead..." A pause. "AND IT'S ALL HER FAULT!!!"
Yoi became angry again. "I hate people like that.
stupid...stupid...stupid...if I see her again I'll kill her!" Yoi knew he
wouldn't kill anyone, but he had to take hi anger out on someone and
since she had caused it, this Daiquiri person, it was, of course most
reasonable to blame her. At least that's how it seemed to him.
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"That stupid punk! I went through fifty million people before I found
a head that works. Why couldn't he have shown up sooner?!? And
Haruko's gonna get it when I find her!" She looked back at the red
guitar that was slung over her shoulder. "Oh well, it's better than
nothing." She sighed. "I want my guitar back!!!"
********************************************************
As Yoi approached his house he wonder why all the lights were on.
After a second he realized that he hadn't come back from the party
yet.
I hope they didn't call the cops he thought. That would suck.
So he walked up to the front door and rang the doorbell then he
remembered he had a key.
Hmm... I my brain is working slow right no. Oh yea stupid Vespa Woman.
Where did that come from? Vespa woman?
"Is that you officer?" (So they did call the cops...) His mom called
through the door. He heard a rustling on the other side of the door,
as his mom got the door key out of her pocket. Then he listened as she
spent about half a minute trying to get the key in the key hole.
Finally she opened the door.
She looked tired and cried out. Her usually straight hair was
completely out of control, tear streaks ran down her checks, and
clothes were all rumpled up. Her eyes were red and puffy and her face
was unusually pale. That lasted for about a second. When she realized
who she was looking at her mood changed completely.
In one swift motion she managed to some how grab him, pull him inside,
give him a bear, hug give him another bear hug, pick him up and twirl
him in the air then set him back down. The key was also back in her
hand.
Moms are amazing at multitasking. Yoi thought.
Then she turned around and called out for his dad, Misuguri.
"Misuguri! Misuguri! I have a surprise!" she called out in a happy
tone. It didn't match her haggard look at all.
"What is it Mamimi-chan? Did they find him?" He rushed in. Although he
was usually all about dignity when he saw Yoi he rushed over to give
him a hug. "You're back!!! What were you doing?" He held him out in
the air still squeezing Yoi's shoulders. "I hope you didn't do
any...FURI-KURI!!!...or drugs or smoking..."He blurted out.
"No dad. No furi-kuri or drugs or smoking" said Yoi calmly.
"Then where have you been?" replied his dad
"Lying on the ground..." Yoi started
"Why? I thought you were smarter then that" Misuguri interrupted.
"...After getting a guitar slammed into my head" yoi finished.
"Slamming your head slammed into things isn't smart son."
Yoi didn't even try to argue. He knew that when people got worried and
then really happy it was like getting on a sugar rush. And with
parents like his they'd probably be like that for a couple of hours.
"O.K. dad. Well I'm tired, so I'm going to bed."
As he began walking up the stairs he heard his mom say "we should tell
the chief that the search is off." And his dad replied "O.K."
So much for a grounding he thought. He couldn't help but feel kind of
guilty. After all he had just come home 2 hours late and had acted
like nothing had happened. Nothing had really happened he just had an
egg-sized bump on his head. That was all.
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So what do you think? I know I popped these 2 chapters out really
close to each other (1 day), but I don't think that matters...does it?
Well anyways be sure to review and tell me what you think.
