Ron pulled hermione up and they started doing the waltz. Badly. They were crashing into the sofas, overturning the chairs, and breaking windows. A random owl came through the window and perched on a chandler for safety reasons. Then suddenly a hurricane struck up and they didn't notice. Everything was circling around in the air, except Ron and Hermione. They were still dancing. Badly. Then suddenly Umbrige came in and she flew up to the chandler to the owl, so she could greedily read the letter. The chandler buckled under her weight and fell directly on Ron. Ron slumped to the floor and Hermione rushed over to him. His head was lodged into a lampshade and Hermione new the only thing that could save him was the altoid of life. She pushed it down his throat, because she conveniently found one. He sprang up and resumed dancing w/ her. Then everyone was happy. The end.

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