A/N: This chapter will get a little weird today so stay with me on this. It
features Soul Caliber 2 fighters cause their all a product of Namco that I
don't own.
Kantwon: Hey you do know that Heihachi is in Soul Caliber 2 right.
Jin: Yeah I know.
Kantwon: How come you didn't join him the game is perfect except you have to read the characters ending's. It pisses me off that the letters are so small and I have to read and look at the pictures at the same time.
Jin: That really sucks.
Paul: Yeah we at Tekken have movies and cut scenes.
Jin: Yeah we don't like to read that much. Anyways what's good about Soul Caliber 2?
Kantwon: Good graphics, perfect environments, no 18-year girls to stalk you, and you can use weapons. Yet, Heihachi chose to use gauntlets and stuff. He good in the game especially his ten hit combo
Jin: Any good-looking girls?
Kantwon: Yeah, but most of them is over 22.
Jin: Damn.
Kantwon: You should join anyway.
Jin: It's in the 14th century right.
Kantwon: Yeah
Jin: Well I don't know about being in the past.
Kantwon: Hmmm
Paul: Can I do Paul's notes today?
Kantwon: Okay.
Jin's House Chapter7
[Kazuya's house]
Kazuya: I can't find Jin where is he.
Kantwon: Stop yelling and look outside for a second ha.
Kazuya: (Looks outside) He someone already mowed it for me.
Kantwon: Yeah I did it ha.
Kazuya: Wait you done this when I was gone.
Kantwon: Yeah I was going to do this originally ha.
Kazuya: So I been to the mall and worrying for nothing.
Kantwon: Yeah isn't that funny ha.
Kazuya: NO it's not funny.
(Kye enters)
Kantwon: Kye what happen to you ha?
Kye: I was being chase by the guy from the Spam commercials.
Kantwon: The guy from the Spam commercials ha.
Kye: Yeah he kept trying to make me eat a Spam sandwich. I told him no I didn't want any but he got mad and started yelling at me. That motherf**ker is crazy
Kantwon: I always thought he was crazy by the way, he yelled more Spam ha.
Kye: Y'all watch out for a guy carrying Spam sandwich.
(Where Jin is at), too lazy to think of a location
Hwoarang: You need to stop spending money Kazama or you'll be poor like Brendan Frasier.
Brendan Frasier: I'm not poor.
Hwoarang: Then why are you doing a Looney Toons movie?
Brendan Frasier: uhhhh. (Runs away)
Hwoarang: That's what I thought.
(Where Heihachi is), again too lazy to think of a location
Heihachi is fighting the Soul Caliber 2 fighters and just kicked Maxi's ass. Which is the guy who looks like Elvis, but seriously he really looks like Elvis.
Heihachi: I'd love to show this to that idiot son of mine. (An actual quote from the game)
Ivy: You have a son.
Nightmare: Two sons and a grandson
Heihachi: Shut up Nightmare stop telling my business.
Yoshimitsu: You should introduce they can show how powerful they are.
Yunsung: Yeah what are there names?
Yoshimitsu: Kazuya, Lee, and Jin
Heihachi: Yoshimitsu I will kick your space ninja ass back to Tekken.
(Jin arrives)
Jin: (Gasping)
Yoshimitsu: That's Jin his grandson.
SC2fighters: Wow
A/N: Aright the last chapter may have not been funny but I'm trying okay. Before you review it's time for Paul's notes.
Paul: Hello I'm Paul Phoenix I just here to fill you in on what's happening. Everyone know Kantwon has a error problem but people been telling him that so much he finally to say f**k it and be known for having errors in his story. Kantwon kept saying ha because he got from a song he likes so much and if you guess it you can get 3 special requests he will put in his song.
Now review y'all
Kantwon: Hey you do know that Heihachi is in Soul Caliber 2 right.
Jin: Yeah I know.
Kantwon: How come you didn't join him the game is perfect except you have to read the characters ending's. It pisses me off that the letters are so small and I have to read and look at the pictures at the same time.
Jin: That really sucks.
Paul: Yeah we at Tekken have movies and cut scenes.
Jin: Yeah we don't like to read that much. Anyways what's good about Soul Caliber 2?
Kantwon: Good graphics, perfect environments, no 18-year girls to stalk you, and you can use weapons. Yet, Heihachi chose to use gauntlets and stuff. He good in the game especially his ten hit combo
Jin: Any good-looking girls?
Kantwon: Yeah, but most of them is over 22.
Jin: Damn.
Kantwon: You should join anyway.
Jin: It's in the 14th century right.
Kantwon: Yeah
Jin: Well I don't know about being in the past.
Kantwon: Hmmm
Paul: Can I do Paul's notes today?
Kantwon: Okay.
Jin's House Chapter7
[Kazuya's house]
Kazuya: I can't find Jin where is he.
Kantwon: Stop yelling and look outside for a second ha.
Kazuya: (Looks outside) He someone already mowed it for me.
Kantwon: Yeah I did it ha.
Kazuya: Wait you done this when I was gone.
Kantwon: Yeah I was going to do this originally ha.
Kazuya: So I been to the mall and worrying for nothing.
Kantwon: Yeah isn't that funny ha.
Kazuya: NO it's not funny.
(Kye enters)
Kantwon: Kye what happen to you ha?
Kye: I was being chase by the guy from the Spam commercials.
Kantwon: The guy from the Spam commercials ha.
Kye: Yeah he kept trying to make me eat a Spam sandwich. I told him no I didn't want any but he got mad and started yelling at me. That motherf**ker is crazy
Kantwon: I always thought he was crazy by the way, he yelled more Spam ha.
Kye: Y'all watch out for a guy carrying Spam sandwich.
(Where Jin is at), too lazy to think of a location
Hwoarang: You need to stop spending money Kazama or you'll be poor like Brendan Frasier.
Brendan Frasier: I'm not poor.
Hwoarang: Then why are you doing a Looney Toons movie?
Brendan Frasier: uhhhh. (Runs away)
Hwoarang: That's what I thought.
(Where Heihachi is), again too lazy to think of a location
Heihachi is fighting the Soul Caliber 2 fighters and just kicked Maxi's ass. Which is the guy who looks like Elvis, but seriously he really looks like Elvis.
Heihachi: I'd love to show this to that idiot son of mine. (An actual quote from the game)
Ivy: You have a son.
Nightmare: Two sons and a grandson
Heihachi: Shut up Nightmare stop telling my business.
Yoshimitsu: You should introduce they can show how powerful they are.
Yunsung: Yeah what are there names?
Yoshimitsu: Kazuya, Lee, and Jin
Heihachi: Yoshimitsu I will kick your space ninja ass back to Tekken.
(Jin arrives)
Jin: (Gasping)
Yoshimitsu: That's Jin his grandson.
SC2fighters: Wow
A/N: Aright the last chapter may have not been funny but I'm trying okay. Before you review it's time for Paul's notes.
Paul: Hello I'm Paul Phoenix I just here to fill you in on what's happening. Everyone know Kantwon has a error problem but people been telling him that so much he finally to say f**k it and be known for having errors in his story. Kantwon kept saying ha because he got from a song he likes so much and if you guess it you can get 3 special requests he will put in his song.
Now review y'all
