A/N: This chapter will get a little weird today so stay with me on this. It features Soul Caliber 2 fighters cause their all a product of Namco that I don't own.

Kantwon: Hey you do know that Heihachi is in Soul Caliber 2 right.

Jin: Yeah I know.

Kantwon: How come you didn't join him the game is perfect except you have to read the characters ending's. It pisses me off that the letters are so small and I have to read and look at the pictures at the same time.

Jin: That really sucks.

Paul: Yeah we at Tekken have movies and cut scenes.

Jin: Yeah we don't like to read that much. Anyways what's good about Soul Caliber 2?

Kantwon: Good graphics, perfect environments, no 18-year girls to stalk you, and you can use weapons. Yet, Heihachi chose to use gauntlets and stuff. He good in the game especially his ten hit combo

Jin: Any good-looking girls?

Kantwon: Yeah, but most of them is over 22.

Jin: Damn.

Kantwon: You should join anyway.

Jin: It's in the 14th century right.

Kantwon: Yeah

Jin: Well I don't know about being in the past.

Kantwon: Hmmm

Paul: Can I do Paul's notes today?

Kantwon: Okay.

Jin's House Chapter7

[Kazuya's house]

Kazuya: I can't find Jin where is he.

Kantwon: Stop yelling and look outside for a second ha.

Kazuya: (Looks outside) He someone already mowed it for me.

Kantwon: Yeah I did it ha.

Kazuya: Wait you done this when I was gone.

Kantwon: Yeah I was going to do this originally ha.

Kazuya: So I been to the mall and worrying for nothing.

Kantwon: Yeah isn't that funny ha.

Kazuya: NO it's not funny.

(Kye enters)

Kantwon: Kye what happen to you ha?

Kye: I was being chase by the guy from the Spam commercials.

Kantwon: The guy from the Spam commercials ha.

Kye: Yeah he kept trying to make me eat a Spam sandwich. I told him no I didn't want any but he got mad and started yelling at me. That motherf**ker is crazy

Kantwon: I always thought he was crazy by the way, he yelled more Spam ha.

Kye: Y'all watch out for a guy carrying Spam sandwich.

(Where Jin is at), too lazy to think of a location

Hwoarang: You need to stop spending money Kazama or you'll be poor like Brendan Frasier.

Brendan Frasier: I'm not poor.

Hwoarang: Then why are you doing a Looney Toons movie?

Brendan Frasier: uhhhh. (Runs away)

Hwoarang: That's what I thought.

(Where Heihachi is), again too lazy to think of a location

Heihachi is fighting the Soul Caliber 2 fighters and just kicked Maxi's ass. Which is the guy who looks like Elvis, but seriously he really looks like Elvis.

Heihachi: I'd love to show this to that idiot son of mine. (An actual quote from the game)

Ivy: You have a son.

Nightmare: Two sons and a grandson

Heihachi: Shut up Nightmare stop telling my business.

Yoshimitsu: You should introduce they can show how powerful they are.

Yunsung: Yeah what are there names?

Yoshimitsu: Kazuya, Lee, and Jin

Heihachi: Yoshimitsu I will kick your space ninja ass back to Tekken.

(Jin arrives)

Jin: (Gasping)

Yoshimitsu: That's Jin his grandson.

SC2fighters: Wow

A/N: Aright the last chapter may have not been funny but I'm trying okay. Before you review it's time for Paul's notes.

Paul: Hello I'm Paul Phoenix I just here to fill you in on what's happening. Everyone know Kantwon has a error problem but people been telling him that so much he finally to say f**k it and be known for having errors in his story. Kantwon kept saying ha because he got from a song he likes so much and if you guess it you can get 3 special requests he will put in his song.

Now review y'all