A/N: I won't pull the plug on this story yet. So, expect a whole lot more
chapters. Just not any time soon.
Jin's House
Chapter10
Kantwon: So are you going to fight Heihachi today?
Jin: No since it's not the last chapter. Screw Heihachi I'm going home.
Kye: You're already home.
Jin: Yeah I know.
Kye: Jin you're an idiot.
Jin: Well who has their own story? Me
Kantwon: Who said you can say it's the last chapter.
Jin: Me.
Kantwon: I'm the author of this story. This is my house I disconnect the cable and turn the lights out.
Jin: Yeah right.
Kantwon: Oh yeah. (Snaps fingers)
(Lights and TV turns off)
Jin: Ha I can do that too. (Snaps fingers)
(Nothing happens)
Jin: (Snaps fingers again)
(Nothing happens)
Jin: Why is it not working?
Kantwon: Cause I control what happens in this story. On the power scale me nah (raises hand high) you nah (lowers hand). (Snaps fingers)
(Lights and TV come back on)
Paul: Wow amazing.
Kantwon: Ahhhhhh. Paul what are you doing here?
Paul: Nothing just shooting the wind.
Kantwon: (Confused) Huh?
Kye: I think he means shooting the breeze or something like that.
Jin: Paul get out of my house.
Paul: I have a message for you.
Jin: (sighs) What is it?
Paul: Heihachi said look behind you.
Jin: (Confused) Ok. (Looks behind him)
(Heihachi appears)
Jin: Ahhhhhhhh (Jumps off couch)
Heihachi: (Breaks couch in half)
Jin: Dude you broke my couch and it was free.
Kye: Ha now you actually have to buy one you loser.
Heihachi: Jin we finish this now.
Jin: Heihachi go home no one cares.
Heihachi: No way we finish what we started.
Kantwon: Time to end this. (Throws brick at Heihachi)
Heihachi: (Falls down)
Jin: Wow I can't believe that.
Kantwon: Cause me nah (raises hand) you nah (lowers hand).
Xiayou: Whatcha doing?
Kantwon: Ahhhhhhh, I'm sick and tired of people sneaking up on me like that. I'll cut you up and put you in the mattress like drug money.
(Everyone else edges away slowly)
Kantwon: Jin I have something to tell you.
Jin: What.
Kantwon: I might not be here in the next couple of chapters
Jin: You're not going to be here anymore.
Kantwon: Yeah I'll be here just not in the next couple of chapters
Jin: Why?
Kantwon: Cause I have to write chapters for my other stories.
Jin: Yeah you got a point there.
Kantwon: So I'm leaving now also you have to get a job to pay the rent or you'll be evicted in the next 24 hours.
Jin: WHAT, why did no one tell me.
Kantwon: I would of told you later but I thought it would be funnier if I told you now and I was right hahahahahaha. Also, I'll be watching you while I'm gone.
Jin: Like in the shower.
Kantwon: No not in the shower, I'm a guy, it's Ling that watches you in the shower, and I mean your actions and stuff.
Jin: Oh wait what.
Kantwon: I'm out peace. (Leaves)
Jin: I'm screwed there is no way I'm going to get the money.
Xiayou: You can live with me.
Jin: Sure and get raped by you no way.
Xiayou: Jin I won't do that to you.
Jin: Ling you were spying on me when I was taking a shower.
Xiayou: You're actually going to believe him.
Jin: Lets see he controls the story so yeah.
Xiayou: Well he's lying.
Jin: Then what's that. (Points to something)
Xiayou: Where. (Looks in other direction)
Jin: (Starts running)
Xiayou: I wonder what I am looking for. (Continues looking)
[Kazuya's house]
Kazuya: Jin you do know that you have your own house.
Jin: Yes but do you know that if I don't have the money to pay my rent then I'm back living with you. By the way, who are those people in the dining room?
Kazuya: What people? (Looks inside dining room) Who the hell are these people?
Heihachi: Oh yes you see that's my
Kazuya: (Cutting off Heihachi) Damn it Heihachi how do you keep getting in here, you're not supposed to be here go home you to Jin.
Heihachi: Like I was saying after appearing on Soul Caliber.
Kazuya: You mean the part that you stole from me.
Heihachi: Again like I was saying I decided to expand my talents and join the DOA tournament. Unfortunately, they don't have a sponsor so I'd had to do that to.
Kazuya: They didn't cause they suck.
Heihachi: Don't talk about them like that also you have to join since you're my family.
Kazuya: I don't want to join that stupid tournament.
Jin: Yeah give us one good reason.
Heihachi: If you win you'll get enough money to pay your rent for a year.
Jin: How do you know about that?
Heihachi: I know everything in your life because I own you.
Jin: (Shocked) okay. Nevertheless, it'll take more then that to get me to join.
(DOAgirls come in)
Girls: Hi
Jin: It'll take more then that to make me join.
Paul: I'll join.
Heihachi: You can't join you're not part of this family. You're not even Japanese.
Paul: I'm a friend of the family.
Kazuya: Paul we hate you.
Paul: No you don't
Kazuya: Yes we do we really hate you.
Paul: Aw you guys need to stop lying.
Heihachi: We're not lying.
Jin: For once in their lives their right Paul.
Kazuya: (Slaps Jin upside his head)
Jin: Owww
Heihachi: (Slaps Jin upside his head)
Jin: Owww
Lee: (Slaps Kazuya upside his head)
Kazuya: Ow. Lee, why did you hit me?
Lee: Sorry I meant to hit Jin. (Slaps Heihachi upside his head)
Heihachi: Ow. Lee do you have eye problem?
Lee: Well now that you mention it everything does seem blurry.
Jin: How did you get over here then?
Lee: I drove.
Kazuya: and yet, you haven't gotten into an accident now something is not right.
Lee: Well I wasn't exactly on the road.
Kazuya: What? (Looks outside) Lee you idiot you drove all over my lawn and now it's messed up and you drove over Jin's stupid skateboard.
Jin: Lee why did you (stops) wait I don't have a skateboard.
Kazuya: You don't.
Jin: No.
Kazuya: Then why the hell is there a broken skateboard on my lawn.
Jin: (Shrugs his shoulders)
Kazuya: Well I'm going to break something of yours anyway.
Jin: Well I'm telling mom. (Runs out the door)
Kazuya: Jin you better not. Jin get back here. (Runs after Jin)
A/N: Can Kazuya catch up to Jin? Probably not and what will Lee do about his eye problem you'll have to read the next chapter which will be in 4 or 5 weeks cause I need a little break.
Jin's House
Chapter10
Kantwon: So are you going to fight Heihachi today?
Jin: No since it's not the last chapter. Screw Heihachi I'm going home.
Kye: You're already home.
Jin: Yeah I know.
Kye: Jin you're an idiot.
Jin: Well who has their own story? Me
Kantwon: Who said you can say it's the last chapter.
Jin: Me.
Kantwon: I'm the author of this story. This is my house I disconnect the cable and turn the lights out.
Jin: Yeah right.
Kantwon: Oh yeah. (Snaps fingers)
(Lights and TV turns off)
Jin: Ha I can do that too. (Snaps fingers)
(Nothing happens)
Jin: (Snaps fingers again)
(Nothing happens)
Jin: Why is it not working?
Kantwon: Cause I control what happens in this story. On the power scale me nah (raises hand high) you nah (lowers hand). (Snaps fingers)
(Lights and TV come back on)
Paul: Wow amazing.
Kantwon: Ahhhhhh. Paul what are you doing here?
Paul: Nothing just shooting the wind.
Kantwon: (Confused) Huh?
Kye: I think he means shooting the breeze or something like that.
Jin: Paul get out of my house.
Paul: I have a message for you.
Jin: (sighs) What is it?
Paul: Heihachi said look behind you.
Jin: (Confused) Ok. (Looks behind him)
(Heihachi appears)
Jin: Ahhhhhhhh (Jumps off couch)
Heihachi: (Breaks couch in half)
Jin: Dude you broke my couch and it was free.
Kye: Ha now you actually have to buy one you loser.
Heihachi: Jin we finish this now.
Jin: Heihachi go home no one cares.
Heihachi: No way we finish what we started.
Kantwon: Time to end this. (Throws brick at Heihachi)
Heihachi: (Falls down)
Jin: Wow I can't believe that.
Kantwon: Cause me nah (raises hand) you nah (lowers hand).
Xiayou: Whatcha doing?
Kantwon: Ahhhhhhh, I'm sick and tired of people sneaking up on me like that. I'll cut you up and put you in the mattress like drug money.
(Everyone else edges away slowly)
Kantwon: Jin I have something to tell you.
Jin: What.
Kantwon: I might not be here in the next couple of chapters
Jin: You're not going to be here anymore.
Kantwon: Yeah I'll be here just not in the next couple of chapters
Jin: Why?
Kantwon: Cause I have to write chapters for my other stories.
Jin: Yeah you got a point there.
Kantwon: So I'm leaving now also you have to get a job to pay the rent or you'll be evicted in the next 24 hours.
Jin: WHAT, why did no one tell me.
Kantwon: I would of told you later but I thought it would be funnier if I told you now and I was right hahahahahaha. Also, I'll be watching you while I'm gone.
Jin: Like in the shower.
Kantwon: No not in the shower, I'm a guy, it's Ling that watches you in the shower, and I mean your actions and stuff.
Jin: Oh wait what.
Kantwon: I'm out peace. (Leaves)
Jin: I'm screwed there is no way I'm going to get the money.
Xiayou: You can live with me.
Jin: Sure and get raped by you no way.
Xiayou: Jin I won't do that to you.
Jin: Ling you were spying on me when I was taking a shower.
Xiayou: You're actually going to believe him.
Jin: Lets see he controls the story so yeah.
Xiayou: Well he's lying.
Jin: Then what's that. (Points to something)
Xiayou: Where. (Looks in other direction)
Jin: (Starts running)
Xiayou: I wonder what I am looking for. (Continues looking)
[Kazuya's house]
Kazuya: Jin you do know that you have your own house.
Jin: Yes but do you know that if I don't have the money to pay my rent then I'm back living with you. By the way, who are those people in the dining room?
Kazuya: What people? (Looks inside dining room) Who the hell are these people?
Heihachi: Oh yes you see that's my
Kazuya: (Cutting off Heihachi) Damn it Heihachi how do you keep getting in here, you're not supposed to be here go home you to Jin.
Heihachi: Like I was saying after appearing on Soul Caliber.
Kazuya: You mean the part that you stole from me.
Heihachi: Again like I was saying I decided to expand my talents and join the DOA tournament. Unfortunately, they don't have a sponsor so I'd had to do that to.
Kazuya: They didn't cause they suck.
Heihachi: Don't talk about them like that also you have to join since you're my family.
Kazuya: I don't want to join that stupid tournament.
Jin: Yeah give us one good reason.
Heihachi: If you win you'll get enough money to pay your rent for a year.
Jin: How do you know about that?
Heihachi: I know everything in your life because I own you.
Jin: (Shocked) okay. Nevertheless, it'll take more then that to get me to join.
(DOAgirls come in)
Girls: Hi
Jin: It'll take more then that to make me join.
Paul: I'll join.
Heihachi: You can't join you're not part of this family. You're not even Japanese.
Paul: I'm a friend of the family.
Kazuya: Paul we hate you.
Paul: No you don't
Kazuya: Yes we do we really hate you.
Paul: Aw you guys need to stop lying.
Heihachi: We're not lying.
Jin: For once in their lives their right Paul.
Kazuya: (Slaps Jin upside his head)
Jin: Owww
Heihachi: (Slaps Jin upside his head)
Jin: Owww
Lee: (Slaps Kazuya upside his head)
Kazuya: Ow. Lee, why did you hit me?
Lee: Sorry I meant to hit Jin. (Slaps Heihachi upside his head)
Heihachi: Ow. Lee do you have eye problem?
Lee: Well now that you mention it everything does seem blurry.
Jin: How did you get over here then?
Lee: I drove.
Kazuya: and yet, you haven't gotten into an accident now something is not right.
Lee: Well I wasn't exactly on the road.
Kazuya: What? (Looks outside) Lee you idiot you drove all over my lawn and now it's messed up and you drove over Jin's stupid skateboard.
Jin: Lee why did you (stops) wait I don't have a skateboard.
Kazuya: You don't.
Jin: No.
Kazuya: Then why the hell is there a broken skateboard on my lawn.
Jin: (Shrugs his shoulders)
Kazuya: Well I'm going to break something of yours anyway.
Jin: Well I'm telling mom. (Runs out the door)
Kazuya: Jin you better not. Jin get back here. (Runs after Jin)
A/N: Can Kazuya catch up to Jin? Probably not and what will Lee do about his eye problem you'll have to read the next chapter which will be in 4 or 5 weeks cause I need a little break.
