A/N: I won't pull the plug on this story yet. So, expect a whole lot more chapters. Just not any time soon.

Jin's House

Chapter10

Kantwon: So are you going to fight Heihachi today?

Jin: No since it's not the last chapter. Screw Heihachi I'm going home.

Kye: You're already home.

Jin: Yeah I know.

Kye: Jin you're an idiot.

Jin: Well who has their own story? Me

Kantwon: Who said you can say it's the last chapter.

Jin: Me.

Kantwon: I'm the author of this story. This is my house I disconnect the cable and turn the lights out.

Jin: Yeah right.

Kantwon: Oh yeah. (Snaps fingers)

(Lights and TV turns off)

Jin: Ha I can do that too. (Snaps fingers)

(Nothing happens)

Jin: (Snaps fingers again)

(Nothing happens)

Jin: Why is it not working?

Kantwon: Cause I control what happens in this story. On the power scale me nah (raises hand high) you nah (lowers hand). (Snaps fingers)

(Lights and TV come back on)

Paul: Wow amazing.

Kantwon: Ahhhhhh. Paul what are you doing here?

Paul: Nothing just shooting the wind.

Kantwon: (Confused) Huh?

Kye: I think he means shooting the breeze or something like that.

Jin: Paul get out of my house.

Paul: I have a message for you.

Jin: (sighs) What is it?

Paul: Heihachi said look behind you.

Jin: (Confused) Ok. (Looks behind him)

(Heihachi appears)

Jin: Ahhhhhhhh (Jumps off couch)

Heihachi: (Breaks couch in half)

Jin: Dude you broke my couch and it was free.

Kye: Ha now you actually have to buy one you loser.

Heihachi: Jin we finish this now.

Jin: Heihachi go home no one cares.

Heihachi: No way we finish what we started.

Kantwon: Time to end this. (Throws brick at Heihachi)

Heihachi: (Falls down)

Jin: Wow I can't believe that.

Kantwon: Cause me nah (raises hand) you nah (lowers hand).

Xiayou: Whatcha doing?

Kantwon: Ahhhhhhh, I'm sick and tired of people sneaking up on me like that. I'll cut you up and put you in the mattress like drug money.

(Everyone else edges away slowly)

Kantwon: Jin I have something to tell you.

Jin: What.

Kantwon: I might not be here in the next couple of chapters

Jin: You're not going to be here anymore.

Kantwon: Yeah I'll be here just not in the next couple of chapters

Jin: Why?

Kantwon: Cause I have to write chapters for my other stories.

Jin: Yeah you got a point there.

Kantwon: So I'm leaving now also you have to get a job to pay the rent or you'll be evicted in the next 24 hours.

Jin: WHAT, why did no one tell me.

Kantwon: I would of told you later but I thought it would be funnier if I told you now and I was right hahahahahaha. Also, I'll be watching you while I'm gone.

Jin: Like in the shower.

Kantwon: No not in the shower, I'm a guy, it's Ling that watches you in the shower, and I mean your actions and stuff.

Jin: Oh wait what.

Kantwon: I'm out peace. (Leaves)

Jin: I'm screwed there is no way I'm going to get the money.

Xiayou: You can live with me.

Jin: Sure and get raped by you no way.

Xiayou: Jin I won't do that to you.

Jin: Ling you were spying on me when I was taking a shower.

Xiayou: You're actually going to believe him.

Jin: Lets see he controls the story so yeah.

Xiayou: Well he's lying.

Jin: Then what's that. (Points to something)

Xiayou: Where. (Looks in other direction)

Jin: (Starts running)

Xiayou: I wonder what I am looking for. (Continues looking)

[Kazuya's house]

Kazuya: Jin you do know that you have your own house.

Jin: Yes but do you know that if I don't have the money to pay my rent then I'm back living with you. By the way, who are those people in the dining room?

Kazuya: What people? (Looks inside dining room) Who the hell are these people?

Heihachi: Oh yes you see that's my

Kazuya: (Cutting off Heihachi) Damn it Heihachi how do you keep getting in here, you're not supposed to be here go home you to Jin.

Heihachi: Like I was saying after appearing on Soul Caliber.

Kazuya: You mean the part that you stole from me.

Heihachi: Again like I was saying I decided to expand my talents and join the DOA tournament. Unfortunately, they don't have a sponsor so I'd had to do that to.

Kazuya: They didn't cause they suck.

Heihachi: Don't talk about them like that also you have to join since you're my family.

Kazuya: I don't want to join that stupid tournament.

Jin: Yeah give us one good reason.

Heihachi: If you win you'll get enough money to pay your rent for a year.

Jin: How do you know about that?

Heihachi: I know everything in your life because I own you.

Jin: (Shocked) okay. Nevertheless, it'll take more then that to get me to join.

(DOAgirls come in)

Girls: Hi

Jin: It'll take more then that to make me join.

Paul: I'll join.

Heihachi: You can't join you're not part of this family. You're not even Japanese.

Paul: I'm a friend of the family.

Kazuya: Paul we hate you.

Paul: No you don't

Kazuya: Yes we do we really hate you.

Paul: Aw you guys need to stop lying.

Heihachi: We're not lying.

Jin: For once in their lives their right Paul.

Kazuya: (Slaps Jin upside his head)

Jin: Owww

Heihachi: (Slaps Jin upside his head)

Jin: Owww

Lee: (Slaps Kazuya upside his head)

Kazuya: Ow. Lee, why did you hit me?

Lee: Sorry I meant to hit Jin. (Slaps Heihachi upside his head)

Heihachi: Ow. Lee do you have eye problem?

Lee: Well now that you mention it everything does seem blurry.

Jin: How did you get over here then?

Lee: I drove.

Kazuya: and yet, you haven't gotten into an accident now something is not right.

Lee: Well I wasn't exactly on the road.

Kazuya: What? (Looks outside) Lee you idiot you drove all over my lawn and now it's messed up and you drove over Jin's stupid skateboard.

Jin: Lee why did you (stops) wait I don't have a skateboard.

Kazuya: You don't.

Jin: No.

Kazuya: Then why the hell is there a broken skateboard on my lawn.

Jin: (Shrugs his shoulders)

Kazuya: Well I'm going to break something of yours anyway.

Jin: Well I'm telling mom. (Runs out the door)

Kazuya: Jin you better not. Jin get back here. (Runs after Jin)

A/N: Can Kazuya catch up to Jin? Probably not and what will Lee do about his eye problem you'll have to read the next chapter which will be in 4 or 5 weeks cause I need a little break.