Hi everyone! I'm back with my second chapter, hope you like it! BTW, thanks
for the two people who reviewed. Well, I guess that's better than my first
story, so I shouldn't complain. BUT I WANNA ANYWAY! Okay, I'm done.. Just
read the story.
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Shippo's POV
Let me see. mouse traps, lanyard, twine, a few viles of my special SSSL, scissors. that about covers it. I guess I can just *cough* borrow anything else I need from the Tech department.
Yes, I am the school prankster. And my SSSL. that stands for Smelly Sticky Staining Liquid. You see, it dies skin, hair, and clothes alike a color similar to the leaves on a maple tree in summer, but has a scent that would rival the Sewers of Paris. It's why everybody respects/fears me. But enough of that now. Time to get to class, and see who needs a locker or desk full of SSSL.
I walked into math class, and took my seat next to Miroku, who was naturally hitting on the girl behind him. but, strangely enough, she just looked annoyed at him. Wait, I've never seen this girl before. and she's kinda weird looking. I mean, she had white hair, for crying out loud! And those eyes. they freak me out. The way she looks at me, it's like she has no emotions. Wait. she's looking at me, and I've been staring at her.
"Oh, shiznick!"
Kanna's POV
Let me try and explain my situation. I walked into the principal's office, only to find out that he's this old idiot named Mr. Myoga who cowered when I looked at him. I didn't think I creeped people out that much. then, after I got an apology and my schedule from his secretary, I head down here, nearly get run over by cheerleaders, and then this pervert starts hitting on me. Who uses the pick-up line "Will you bear my child?" This guy, Miroku does, and he's starting to make me angry. He won't like me when I'm angry. I make the Incredible Hulk look like the Domesticated Turkey when I'm angry.
Then, of course, I notice this weird childish-looking kid staring at me. Doesn't he have any manners? Doesn't he have a comb? I think he finally noticed me, because he suddenly screamed out "Oh, shiznick!" seemingly out of nowhere. Shiznick? What the hell is that?
"Do you want something?" I asked with a bored tone in my voice.
He made a sound that was sort of like a squeek and turned around. I was pretty sure he was blushing. Of course, that perverted guy. what was his name. Mitorku, or something like that. takes up the intiative that I didn't even know existed.
"My sweet, I would love something from you!" He took my hand, and started saying some stuff about making my dreams come true. yadda, yadda, yadda.
The guy with the super bright red hair from before turned around.
"Miroku, don't you have a girlfriend? Or do you want me to add 'cheat' to your list of faults, which I have been saving for a nice occasion?"
He shut up. Arigatou, Kami-sama. Well, as I was about to get a feeling somewhat similar to joy, the teacher, who looked like a flesh- colored raisin with an eyepatch, walked in.
"Hello, children. I am Ms. Kaede, and I will be teaching you for the rest of the year in the subject of Math. Trust me, there are things I'd rather do, but I believe that a select few of you might actually use this." ZZZZZZZZZ.
"Thank you for being so enthusiastic. Now, I would like to introduce a student who just moved here. Would you come up here, child?" She beckoned me. Like I had a choice.
I knew the drill. "My name is Hokadi Kanna. I moved here from Hokkaido, and I hate it when people stare at me." Fourty eyes stopped being transfized on my hair.
One person didn't stare, and that was the boy from before. He just whistled.
I hate him. Wait, I hate him. NO! Not the evil Rule of School Guides!
"Shippo," Kaede asked, "I assume you would like to show Kanna-san around the school as her guide, then?"
Oh, shiznick.
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For now, Ja!
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Shippo's POV
Let me see. mouse traps, lanyard, twine, a few viles of my special SSSL, scissors. that about covers it. I guess I can just *cough* borrow anything else I need from the Tech department.
Yes, I am the school prankster. And my SSSL. that stands for Smelly Sticky Staining Liquid. You see, it dies skin, hair, and clothes alike a color similar to the leaves on a maple tree in summer, but has a scent that would rival the Sewers of Paris. It's why everybody respects/fears me. But enough of that now. Time to get to class, and see who needs a locker or desk full of SSSL.
I walked into math class, and took my seat next to Miroku, who was naturally hitting on the girl behind him. but, strangely enough, she just looked annoyed at him. Wait, I've never seen this girl before. and she's kinda weird looking. I mean, she had white hair, for crying out loud! And those eyes. they freak me out. The way she looks at me, it's like she has no emotions. Wait. she's looking at me, and I've been staring at her.
"Oh, shiznick!"
Kanna's POV
Let me try and explain my situation. I walked into the principal's office, only to find out that he's this old idiot named Mr. Myoga who cowered when I looked at him. I didn't think I creeped people out that much. then, after I got an apology and my schedule from his secretary, I head down here, nearly get run over by cheerleaders, and then this pervert starts hitting on me. Who uses the pick-up line "Will you bear my child?" This guy, Miroku does, and he's starting to make me angry. He won't like me when I'm angry. I make the Incredible Hulk look like the Domesticated Turkey when I'm angry.
Then, of course, I notice this weird childish-looking kid staring at me. Doesn't he have any manners? Doesn't he have a comb? I think he finally noticed me, because he suddenly screamed out "Oh, shiznick!" seemingly out of nowhere. Shiznick? What the hell is that?
"Do you want something?" I asked with a bored tone in my voice.
He made a sound that was sort of like a squeek and turned around. I was pretty sure he was blushing. Of course, that perverted guy. what was his name. Mitorku, or something like that. takes up the intiative that I didn't even know existed.
"My sweet, I would love something from you!" He took my hand, and started saying some stuff about making my dreams come true. yadda, yadda, yadda.
The guy with the super bright red hair from before turned around.
"Miroku, don't you have a girlfriend? Or do you want me to add 'cheat' to your list of faults, which I have been saving for a nice occasion?"
He shut up. Arigatou, Kami-sama. Well, as I was about to get a feeling somewhat similar to joy, the teacher, who looked like a flesh- colored raisin with an eyepatch, walked in.
"Hello, children. I am Ms. Kaede, and I will be teaching you for the rest of the year in the subject of Math. Trust me, there are things I'd rather do, but I believe that a select few of you might actually use this." ZZZZZZZZZ.
"Thank you for being so enthusiastic. Now, I would like to introduce a student who just moved here. Would you come up here, child?" She beckoned me. Like I had a choice.
I knew the drill. "My name is Hokadi Kanna. I moved here from Hokkaido, and I hate it when people stare at me." Fourty eyes stopped being transfized on my hair.
One person didn't stare, and that was the boy from before. He just whistled.
I hate him. Wait, I hate him. NO! Not the evil Rule of School Guides!
"Shippo," Kaede asked, "I assume you would like to show Kanna-san around the school as her guide, then?"
Oh, shiznick.
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So, do you like? PLEASE LIKE IT! REVIEW, reviews are to me what oden is to Kagome. I WILL TAKE ANYTHING!
For now, Ja!
