Short Character Joke
Gokaia: Hey all! We're back.
Beyond a Saiyan: Stfu bitch.
Gokaia: No, you shutup.
Beyond a Saiyan: STFU!!!!!
Gokaia: Whatever, anyway,
Here is the second chapter.
Beyond a Saiyan: Lameass kid.
Gokaia: Just shutup.

Goku, Vegeta, Goten, Goku Jr., Vegeta Jr, Pan, and Majin Buu walk into the Fighting temple.

"This better be easy," Goten said, almost sweating.

"Okay, on the Chart, we have every fighters number listed," The bell-man said, pointing to the list.

"When your number is called step on the ring."

"Duh," Goten said under his breath.

"Ok," The announcer said, "Fighters 1 and 2."

Goku stepped up to the ring to fight.

"I am a King, You should give up." King Akui said.

Goku just got it fighting pose. "Hmmph," The Bell-man then hit the bell.

"Yaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!" Akui yelled, attacking. Goku used instant Transmission and teleports away.

"Huh? Where is he," Akui said, sweating and Looking around.

"Hey, look behind you." Goku said.

"Huh? No w-" Akui said, Getting cut off by a swift kick in the face by Goku. Akui flew out of the ring, making Goku the victor.

"Number 1 wins." The announcer said. "3 and 4." Gatara kicks Oppas So hard that he resigns. "5 and 6." *skipping through the matches* "20 and 21." "50 and 51." "999 and 1000." 1 and 3."

Several hours later

"Ok," The announcer said. "Everyone pick a ball." "Hehe, I go first." Goten said, walking Over to pick a ball. "10," Goten said, holding the ball up in the air. "That means you'll be In the fifth match." The announcer said. Trunks walked up to pick one. "8," He said, holding The ball up in the air. "That means you'll be in the sixth match." The announcer said. Goku Walked up to pick one. "3," Goku said. "That means you'll be in the second match." Majin Buu walked over to pick one. "16," *skipping through the picking* "15," "14," "13," "12," "11," "9," "7," "6," "5," "4," "2," "1,"

"Ok, folks the tournament is beginning!" The announcer announced. "First match, Goku Jr. vs. Pan." Goku Jr. walked into the ring "I hwav to win." He said, looking at the ground. Pan Walked into the ring. "I'm gunna beet him." She said jumping up and down. The bell-man hit The bell. "Fight!" The announcer said. Both Pan and Goku Jr. got in fighting pose. "Ya!" Pan yelled, charging at Goku Jr. Pan stopped right in front of him and punched, aiming at his face. Goku Jr. blocked. "Err," Pan mumbled, jumping back. "Ya!" Goku Jr. yelled, this time him Dashing at Pan. Pan jumped out of the way to the other end of the ring. Pan quickly dashes at Him full-speed since he's still getting position. "Eek!" Goku Jr. said, getting ready to block. Goku Jr. blocked the hit, and since Pan was at full speed, it sent her flying out of the ring. "Wow, a very short match for the Quarters, but Goku Jr. wins the match!" The announcer Said. "Wow, well I guess some things just happen." Gohan said.

"Next match, Goku vs. Num." The announcer announced. Goku walked into the ring. "Ok," Goku said, doing some stretches. "Humph," Num said, floating into the ring. The Bell-man hit the bell. "Fight!" The announcer yelled. Num seized the opportunity to attack Goku, Dashing at him. "Ya!" Num yelled. When Num was close enough, A split-second before Num Punched Goku punched Num out of the ring K/O. "Wow, that's a lot of power folks, anyway, Goku wins the match." The announcer said. "Amazing, Goku barely hit him." Trunks said, looking at how Num looked.

"Next match, Ubuu vs. Vegeta Jr." The announcer said. "Vegeta Jr's gonna' kick his ass!!!" Trunks said, throwing his right arm in the air.

"Vegeta," Goku said, looking at Ubuu. "What?" Vegeta said, turning to Goku. "You see that kid that's right over there," Goku said, pointing to Ubuu. "What about him?" Vegeta said turning to Ubuu. "He's the reincarnation of Buu," Goku answered. "What? Are you absolutely sure, Kakarot?" Vegeta said, turning to Goku in shock." "Yeah, I'm pretty sure about this." Goku said, "He's probably as strong, if not stronger then us." "Err . . ." Vegeta grumbled under his breath.

"Heheh, I gunna win!" Vegeta Jr. said, jumping in the air. "Err . . ." Ubuu grumbled. "Fight!" The announcer yelled. "Ya!" Vegeta Jr. dashed toward Ubuu. When Vegeta Jr. was in the right position, he dashed to the side, and punched Ubuu in the back. "Ah . . .!" Ubuu mumbled in pain, then jumped away. "Ya!" Ubuu ran toward Vegeta Jr. "Wow . . ." Vegeta Jr. said, getting in blocking position. Ubuu punched Vegeta Jr. so hard, that it got through the block. "Eek!" Vegeta Jr. flew to the edge of the ring. Vegeta Jr. stopped himself, just one-inch from ring out. "Wow, folks, it looks as though this match is even." The announcer said. Vegeta Jr. got back in position, and dashed at Ubuu. A second before impact, Ubuu dodges, sending Vegeta Jr. dashing out of the ring. "Wow, Vegeta Jr. has gone ring out, Ubuu is the winner!" The announcer announced.

"Next match, Balluda vs. Trunks." The announcer announced. Balluda stepped into the ring. Trunks stepped into the ring. Balluda looked at him from top to bottom. "Err, I'm gonna beat the shit outta' this kid." Balluda said. "Fight!" The announcer yelled out. Balluda ran at Trunks full-speed. When Balluda was close enough, Trunks punched him in the stomach, making him spit out blood. Balluda jumped back. "Fuck you, kid!" Balluda yelled, wiping his mouth. "Bah!" Balluda yells again, dashing at Trunks yet again. "Hmmm. he's dashing differently." Balluda then jumps in the air and falls behind Trunks. "Hmmph!" Trunks mumbles. "Wah!" Balluda yells, punching straight Through Trunks. "Wha-, I killed him?" Balluda looks shocked. Trunks then teleports in front of Balluda. "What the hell-" Balluda gets cut off by a punch in the face. "If you mess with the best.." Trunks punches Balluda so hard, he flies three-hundred feet in the air. Then Balluda falls, landing Ring out. ".. you go down like the rest." Trunks says, finishing his statement. "Wow, that was Sweat!" Goten says, looking half shocked. "Next is your turn, boy.. Don't get excited." Vegeta says, grinning.

"Next match; Goten vs. Kane!" The announcer announces. "This won't be too hard," Goten says, walking into the ring, and getting in fighting position. "Gotta beat him.." Kane says. "Fight!" The announcer yells. "Ya!" Goten yells, dashing up to Kane. "Wow." Kane says dodging. Then Goten teleports behind Kane. "Huh?" Kane says. Goten then kicks Kane out of the ring. Kane didn't even get to scream because Goten knocked him out to fast. "Wow, Goten is the winner!" The announcer yells. "Eek! It's my turn? I resign!" Chicken-Man says, running away. "Wow, folks, Chicken-Man resigned, making Vegeta the winner!" The announcer says. "Hmmph! I don't even get a battle." Vegeta says, clearly very pissed.

"Next match," the announcer says. "Gokaia vs. Lei!" Gokaia then steps into the ring. Lei does the same.

"No way can you beat me!" Lei yells, getting in fighting pose.

"Yeah wite!" Gokaia says jumping up and down, checking the reliance of his shoes.

"Fight!" The announcer yells, holding out a flag.

"Ya!" Lei yells, dashing toward Gokaia. Gokaia then jumps out of the way, and kicks Lei in the back.

"Ah! Stupid kid, time for you to pay!" Lei says, slashing around to facing Gokaia. Lei then punches at him. Gokaia dodges the punch.

"No fucking way.!" Lei says, in shock.

"Hehe." Gokaia then grabs Lei's arm and throws him out of the ring.

"Wow, unreal.. Anyway, Gokaia is the winner!" The announcer says.

"Damm, this is gunna be tuff." Goku Jr. says, in his usual high-pitch 5- year-old voice.

"Next up, Majin Buu vs. Android Number 18!" The announcer says.

"Buu is going win, Buu very strong." Majin Buu says smiling, stepping up to the ring.

"In your dreams Fatling.." 18 says, doing the same as Buu.

"Fight!" The announcer yells. 18 dashes up to Buu. Buu then punches 18, then flies behind her while she's flying, and hits her out of the ring.

"Ah!" 18 yells, flying ring out.

"Hehe, that was short, folks. Anyway, Buu is the winner!" The announcer said, in his usual way.

"Next, it's the semi-finals. First match, Goku vs. Goku Jr.!"

"Wha-what the hell?" Trunks said, in utter shock.

"Ah, maybe we heard wrong, or something. 'cause there's no way." Goten said, just as shocked. Goku walked up to the ring, followed by Goku Jr. walking up to the other side.

"This should be interesting," Yamcha says, talking for the first time. Goten and Trunks turn around and look at him.

"What? It will be interesting." Yamcha replies.

"Fight!" The announcer signals for the fight to begin.

"Ya!" Goku Jr. dashes up to Goku. Goku Jr. then lets out a punch, which Goku blocks. Then Goku Jr. spins around and kicks at Goku, Goku ducks from the kick. Goku Jr. then punches repeatedly at Goku, yet still, Goku blocks every one of his punches. Goku Jr. then jumps back.

"Err." Goku Jr. grumbles. Goku Jr. then dashes forward to Goku again. This time Goku teleports behind Goku Jr., then punches him in the back.

"Ah!" Goku Jr. yells in pain from the punch. Goku Jr. then spins around and kicks at Goku's face, Goku teleports behind Goku Jr. again, grabs his arm, and throws him out of the ring. Goku walks over to Goku Jr.

"Hey, you did pretty good Shen." Goku says, putting out his hand to help Goku Jr. up. Goku Jr. accepts his hand and gets up.

"Thanks daddy." Goku Jr. says.

"Next match," The announcer says. "Trunks vs. Ubuu!"

"What in hell?" Goten says. "This is gonna be cake for you,"

"Yeah, it'll be a simple match." Trunks says, jumping into the ring. Next Uub steps in.

"Fight!" The announcer yells. Trunks quickly dashes up to Ubuu, thinking:

"Better end this quick." Trunks then punches at Uub's face, but Ubuu dodges, and Trunks goes a little to far. v v v v v v v v v And falls out of the ring.

"No way. SHIT!" Trunks is yelling, in anger because he lost so pathetically.

"Ubuu wins the match!" The announcer yells. "Next match, Goten vs. Gokaia!" Goten steps into the ring. Then Gokaia steps in.

"Fight!" The announcer yells. Gokaia then dashes over to Goten.

"This'll be simple." Goten then grabs Gokaia's arm, and throws him out of the ring.

"Goten wins the match!" The announcer says.

"Wow, that was simple," Goten says stepping out of the ring.

"Next match, Vegeta vs. Majin Buu!" The announcer says.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Trunks yells, totally shocked.

"This, is gonna suck." Goten says, shaking his head. Vegeta then steps into the ring, followed by Majin Buu.

"Humph! Majin Buu? I thought Hercule dealt with you." Vegeta says grinning.

"Hercule told Buu, that Buu can fight in tournament. So Buu came to fight." Majin Buu says grinning also.

"Fight!" The announcer yells.

"Buu, Buu, Buu, Buu, Buu." Majin Buu says, dancing over to Vegeta, smiling. Vegeta then does a sarcastic laugh, and dashes up to Majin Buu.

"Buu?" Is all Buu says, before Vegeta continuously punches Majin Buu in the face.

"Wah, Wah, Wah," Majin Buu continuously says, while being punched. Majin Buu then gets free of it, and punches Vegeta all the way to the other side of the ring.

"Yay! Buu hit Vegeta!" Buu says, then lets out his usual clapping and laughing. Vegeta then gets up angrily, and dashes over to Majin Buu again. "Ya!" Vegeta then punches Buu out of the ring, but Buu doesn't touch the ground.

"Err." Vegeta mumbles, in fighting pose. Majin Buu then flies over to Vegeta, and punches him. Vegeta then jumps up.

"That's it!" Vegeta yells. Then sparks start flying around Vegeta.

"YAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!" Vegeta yells, then gets in Super Saiyan form.

"Now, we can truly fight." Vegeta says, in his usual Super Saiyan pose.

"Wow." Buu says, looking at the light around Vegeta. Vegeta then dashes up to Majin Buu and grabs his head thing. then swings him around. and throws him out of the ring.

"Wow, that was the best match of the semi's for sure. Anyway, Vegeta is the winner!" The announcer says, happily. "Now, the beginning of the finals! First match, Goku vs. Ubuu!"

Note: I'd just like to tell you, this battle isn't gonna be the way it was in the TV show, or manga. So don't expect some of that stuff.

Goku steps into the ring, followed by Uub.

"Fight!" The announcer yells.

"Ya!" Uub jumps over to Goku. Goku then kicks Ubuu out of the air.

"Aw, comon? You can do better then that!" Goku says.

"Err." Ubuu then dashes up to Goku and misses him.

"Hmm. let me think. Uh-huh!" Goku says. "Hey Uub," Ubuu then turns to him.

"Hey, I bet yo' mamma's so fat, that she couldn't even stand up."(Something like that)

"Huh?" Ubuu looks kind of shocked.

"And I bet your family's REAL ugly." Goku continues.

"Err." Ubuu grumbles.

"And I bet your dad's very weak." Goku says.

"Err. my mom's not fat, my family's not ugly, AND MY DAD'S NOT WEAK!!!" Ubuu says, then he dashes over to Goku at full power. As he dashes, the ring breaks apart. Ubuu punching him hits Goku. Then Ubuu punches him again, and again, and repeatedly punches Goku. Then Ubuu punches Goku the last time, at full force. Goku flies, but stops himself right before he goes ring out.

"Wow, good, but now its my turn!" Goku then dashes over to Ubuu and punches him. Ubuu then angrily ruins back over to Goku, and punches at him. At the same time Goku punches. So there fist hit each other. "Err." Ubuu and Goku mumble.

A/N: Haha! Another short chapter for ya, enjoy! Please, don't forget to R&R! ~_0