Hi everyone! It's me again! You know, the guy who wrote the stupid
story you are reading right now? YOU DON'T KNOW?! Okay, have you guys been
reading Spare Parts? No? Well, it's a new and very good web comic by the
same people who wrote Namir Deiter. YOU DON'T KNOW NAMIR DEITER?! Okay,
here's the link to Namir Dieter. . You
can get to Spare Parts from there. Also, here's another web comic I really
like. It's called Slackers, it's really funny, and it can be found at
slackerscomic.com. Anyway, here's the next part of the story.
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Kanna's POV
Okay, WHY IN HELL DOES THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN TO ME?! Stupid Evil Rule of School Guides.
For those of you who don't know, the Evil Rule of School Guides goes like this:
The one person the new kid hates most becomes their guide around the school for the first day. This guide has almost the exact same schedule as the new person. The new kid and the guide end up having to be around each other constantly outside of school because of some untimely incident or collection of incidents. If they are of the opposite sex or both are homosexual, they fall in love.
I sure as hell hope I'm not following down that god-forsaken path.
"All right," said Shippo, "let me see your schedule."
Please, don't say what I think you're going to say.
"Well," he smirked, "it looks like we've got almost the exact same
schedule, except you have Art and I have Band."
He didn't say that, he didn't say that.
Wait, why am I acting like this? I'm not some stupid hormone-driven
prep, like in those fan fictions. Oh yeah, that's right, it's because
I HATE SHIPPO!
Calm down, Kanna. he's just a stupid guy. A stupid, annoying, self-
centered, egotistical guy. wait, how did I pick that out from just a
couple of sentences?
Shippo's POV
Yes, I am grinning. I don't know why, or how. I think I'm going insane, because THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THAT I CAN HANDLE 5 FREAKIN' PERIODS WITH THAT FREAK! Um, why do I hate her so much again? Ah, I don't care, mainly because I can't remember.
"Get out of my way, you sunuva- oh, it's you Shippo! How nice to see you!"
It's amazing how quickly people change their tune when they realize who they are talking to, or more specifically, insulting. Even the ditzy slut who had just walked out of the bathroom (I refused to note her disheveled appearance. or the fact that she just walked out of the boys' bathroom) knew how dangerous I could be.
"Ah, Kikyo, I do so love a woman with obscenely tight clothing."
Kanna's POV
I could tell Kikyo was one of the popular sluts that undoubtedly ran the students of my new school as soon as I looked at her. Tight clothing that barely covered her was her only protection, but it didn't look like she minded. She wore a cross, which didn't seem to belong since she just walked out of the wrong bathroom, and she had this stupid grin on her face which was a combination of pleasure and a semblance of fear, obviously from Shippo. I guess he was more powerful here than I thought, if prep bowed down before him. I think it would be wise to make friends with him, or at least stay on his good side.
Wait, was I just thinking something like that? I had similar control at my old school. but I never let him, my legal guardian, know that. If he did, he would have found a way to destroy my self-proclaimed power. But, enough of that, he is in my past. In the present, this prep was practically kissing Shippo's feet. Wait, she is kissing Shippo's feet.
"What are you staring at, you freak?"
Shippo's POV
I forgot Kanna wasn't used to this. She probably didn't know how much authority I had in this school. After all, she's been here all of 30 minutes.
"What are you staring at freak?"
I looked up, and saw Kikyo angrily staring at Kanna, whose face was expressionless except for a slight change in her expression, probably from surprise.
"White? Why did you die your hair white? Was blonde not good enough for you?" Yes, Kikyo had the typical blonde highlights in her pitch black hair. As a matter of fact, Kikyo usually looked like either a way too calm or way too angry Kagome, with narrower eyes. Except for appearances, though, Kikyo and Kagome were totally different. Anyway, back to Kikyo's ever-growing hostility.
"Heh, I bet your hair fell out because your mother was a dirty whore, and the only hair you could get was from old people." Kikyo put her hand on Kanna's paper-colored hair and pulled. Kanna winced in pain, but otherwise kept her usual blank expression. Okay, that was the line. Calling someone's mother a dirty whore, especially talking that way to a woman, was NOT okay in my book. Chivalry. instincts. taking over.
Kanna's POV
"Dirty whore?! You're the only dirty whore around here!"
Wait, did Shippo just say that? Apparently, he did, because the next thing I knew Kikyo was bent over in pain as Shippo performed an aikido- style wrist twist (AN: the kode-gaeshi, for those of you concerned about names) on her.
"Leave her alone! NOW!" He let go of her wrist.
"Why did you do that, Shippo? I thought you loved me."
"We were a couple a very long time ago. You think you would be able to get away with hurting a woman?"
"If you don't like hurting women," I asked, "then why did you hurt her?"
"Just like Macbeth couldn't be slain by a woman born, but could be slain by one born of a harlot, I cannot harm a woman, but I can harm a harlot."
"HARLOT?! Don't call me that, you retard!" Kikyo was stamping her foot to make her point. Then, she turned to me.
"Don't think this is over, bitch." She walked away, obviously to whatever class she was cutting.
I saw Shippo's hand dart to his pocket, then to the back of Kikyo's shirt, then back again, almost at a speed and delicacy even I couldn't pick up.
"Shippo, what did you just do to that evil psychotic bitch?" Shippo looked at me like he was surprised, then he put on a face sort of like a puppy that had been found doing something bad.
Shippo's POV
Damn, how did she see me do that? She must be trained to pick up incredibly fast movements, 'cause I just moved faster than most magicians in slight-of-hand tricks.
"Uh, nothing." Oh no, she doesn't believe me. How, do you ask? She just put on a face, sort of like she was my mother or something. Jeez, can't she display any other emotions?
"What did you do?" Her glare at me intensified. Oh well, might as well tell her why everyone in this school fears me.
"I put one of these in her pocket."
Kanna's POV
Okay, he just pulled out a pen. Why does this matter again?
"So?"
"So, it's a pen that explodes as soon as you try to write with it or chew on it."
"How do you know it'll get her, though?"
"I did a prechewing for her." Ewe. She was wearing white pants.
"Wait, Shippo," I asked, "why did she start kissing your shoe like that?"
"Let's just say my exploding pens are one of my. milder pranks."
Ah. That explains a lot. I'll just have to show him how I survived at my old school.
"Uh, Kanna?"
"Yes, Shippo?"
"Why are you smiling like that?"
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Yay, cliffies! No, not really, but still.
POLL (see bellow)!
Anyway, I have a poll for you guys, and it goes like this: I want to know who I should make the main villain. The choices are:
*Kouga *Kikyo *Naraku *Kikyo and Naraku *Kikyo and Kouga
Vote in your reviews, or send me an e-mail! PLEASE REVIEW!!!!
Anyway, for now, ja!
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Kanna's POV
Okay, WHY IN HELL DOES THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN TO ME?! Stupid Evil Rule of School Guides.
For those of you who don't know, the Evil Rule of School Guides goes like this:
The one person the new kid hates most becomes their guide around the school for the first day. This guide has almost the exact same schedule as the new person. The new kid and the guide end up having to be around each other constantly outside of school because of some untimely incident or collection of incidents. If they are of the opposite sex or both are homosexual, they fall in love.
I sure as hell hope I'm not following down that god-forsaken path.
"All right," said Shippo, "let me see your schedule."
Please, don't say what I think you're going to say.
"Well," he smirked, "it looks like we've got almost the exact same
schedule, except you have Art and I have Band."
He didn't say that, he didn't say that.
Wait, why am I acting like this? I'm not some stupid hormone-driven
prep, like in those fan fictions. Oh yeah, that's right, it's because
I HATE SHIPPO!
Calm down, Kanna. he's just a stupid guy. A stupid, annoying, self-
centered, egotistical guy. wait, how did I pick that out from just a
couple of sentences?
Shippo's POV
Yes, I am grinning. I don't know why, or how. I think I'm going insane, because THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THAT I CAN HANDLE 5 FREAKIN' PERIODS WITH THAT FREAK! Um, why do I hate her so much again? Ah, I don't care, mainly because I can't remember.
"Get out of my way, you sunuva- oh, it's you Shippo! How nice to see you!"
It's amazing how quickly people change their tune when they realize who they are talking to, or more specifically, insulting. Even the ditzy slut who had just walked out of the bathroom (I refused to note her disheveled appearance. or the fact that she just walked out of the boys' bathroom) knew how dangerous I could be.
"Ah, Kikyo, I do so love a woman with obscenely tight clothing."
Kanna's POV
I could tell Kikyo was one of the popular sluts that undoubtedly ran the students of my new school as soon as I looked at her. Tight clothing that barely covered her was her only protection, but it didn't look like she minded. She wore a cross, which didn't seem to belong since she just walked out of the wrong bathroom, and she had this stupid grin on her face which was a combination of pleasure and a semblance of fear, obviously from Shippo. I guess he was more powerful here than I thought, if prep bowed down before him. I think it would be wise to make friends with him, or at least stay on his good side.
Wait, was I just thinking something like that? I had similar control at my old school. but I never let him, my legal guardian, know that. If he did, he would have found a way to destroy my self-proclaimed power. But, enough of that, he is in my past. In the present, this prep was practically kissing Shippo's feet. Wait, she is kissing Shippo's feet.
"What are you staring at, you freak?"
Shippo's POV
I forgot Kanna wasn't used to this. She probably didn't know how much authority I had in this school. After all, she's been here all of 30 minutes.
"What are you staring at freak?"
I looked up, and saw Kikyo angrily staring at Kanna, whose face was expressionless except for a slight change in her expression, probably from surprise.
"White? Why did you die your hair white? Was blonde not good enough for you?" Yes, Kikyo had the typical blonde highlights in her pitch black hair. As a matter of fact, Kikyo usually looked like either a way too calm or way too angry Kagome, with narrower eyes. Except for appearances, though, Kikyo and Kagome were totally different. Anyway, back to Kikyo's ever-growing hostility.
"Heh, I bet your hair fell out because your mother was a dirty whore, and the only hair you could get was from old people." Kikyo put her hand on Kanna's paper-colored hair and pulled. Kanna winced in pain, but otherwise kept her usual blank expression. Okay, that was the line. Calling someone's mother a dirty whore, especially talking that way to a woman, was NOT okay in my book. Chivalry. instincts. taking over.
Kanna's POV
"Dirty whore?! You're the only dirty whore around here!"
Wait, did Shippo just say that? Apparently, he did, because the next thing I knew Kikyo was bent over in pain as Shippo performed an aikido- style wrist twist (AN: the kode-gaeshi, for those of you concerned about names) on her.
"Leave her alone! NOW!" He let go of her wrist.
"Why did you do that, Shippo? I thought you loved me."
"We were a couple a very long time ago. You think you would be able to get away with hurting a woman?"
"If you don't like hurting women," I asked, "then why did you hurt her?"
"Just like Macbeth couldn't be slain by a woman born, but could be slain by one born of a harlot, I cannot harm a woman, but I can harm a harlot."
"HARLOT?! Don't call me that, you retard!" Kikyo was stamping her foot to make her point. Then, she turned to me.
"Don't think this is over, bitch." She walked away, obviously to whatever class she was cutting.
I saw Shippo's hand dart to his pocket, then to the back of Kikyo's shirt, then back again, almost at a speed and delicacy even I couldn't pick up.
"Shippo, what did you just do to that evil psychotic bitch?" Shippo looked at me like he was surprised, then he put on a face sort of like a puppy that had been found doing something bad.
Shippo's POV
Damn, how did she see me do that? She must be trained to pick up incredibly fast movements, 'cause I just moved faster than most magicians in slight-of-hand tricks.
"Uh, nothing." Oh no, she doesn't believe me. How, do you ask? She just put on a face, sort of like she was my mother or something. Jeez, can't she display any other emotions?
"What did you do?" Her glare at me intensified. Oh well, might as well tell her why everyone in this school fears me.
"I put one of these in her pocket."
Kanna's POV
Okay, he just pulled out a pen. Why does this matter again?
"So?"
"So, it's a pen that explodes as soon as you try to write with it or chew on it."
"How do you know it'll get her, though?"
"I did a prechewing for her." Ewe. She was wearing white pants.
"Wait, Shippo," I asked, "why did she start kissing your shoe like that?"
"Let's just say my exploding pens are one of my. milder pranks."
Ah. That explains a lot. I'll just have to show him how I survived at my old school.
"Uh, Kanna?"
"Yes, Shippo?"
"Why are you smiling like that?"
*!*!*!*!*!*!
Yay, cliffies! No, not really, but still.
POLL (see bellow)!
Anyway, I have a poll for you guys, and it goes like this: I want to know who I should make the main villain. The choices are:
*Kouga *Kikyo *Naraku *Kikyo and Naraku *Kikyo and Kouga
Vote in your reviews, or send me an e-mail! PLEASE REVIEW!!!!
Anyway, for now, ja!
