Wow it's the second chapter. I bet you guys never thought I write this.

Yes, I know it's been a while since I updated (a really long time) but I have good reasons

Reason 1: I was attacked by killer guinea pigs Reason 2: I am really lazy Reason 3: I was trying to claim Naruto as my own, but ended up getting beat up Reason 4: I had to fold 1000 cranes for my class; and Reason 5: I just found out Santa clause does not exist. Whaa!! T_T

I want to thank all my reviewers. You guys rock my socks!

I especially want to thank Naito Kiseki, you actually proof read my story. But the sad thing is that I lost the correction and opinions. All the hard work, I'm so sorry. But it did make me think...'Maybe that's why I'm failing English class'

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, but if I did I'd buy a million pigs

Okay on with the story.....

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Sasuke found himself staring at a white house with an eye catching bright pink door.

Sasuke let out a sigh.

/Okay all I have to do is get Sakura to go out with Lee. How hard can that be? The chick is practically in love with me. She'll do anything I ask her to do./

He reached up and knocked on the door.

He could hear someone shuffling around inside, as the door swung open.

He came face to face with what seemed like a Sakura look alike. Well, she was shorter. And plumper. And, obviously older. And instead of looking into pale green eyes, brown chocolate eyes replaced them. Hell, they didn't actually look alike, except for their similarity in hair color.

/Must be her mom?!?!/

"Oh, you must be Sasuke! I could tell it was you. Sexy blue shirt, dark, luxurious silky hair, and passionate, brown eyes. Yup! It's you alright. Sakura talks about you 24/7. I can see why. My! She has good taste. Oh my, I didn't introduce myself. I'm Sakura's mother........"

Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah

Sasuke just stared at Sakura's mother's mouth. S if it were a black hold that would swallow him whole with her words.

/Not only are they similar in hair color, the both have the same annoying mouth. Keep your fucking damn trap shut!!/

"Umm, Ma'am.....Mrs..." /What the hell was her name again?/ "Mrs. Sakura's mom."

"Just call me Mrs. Haruno"

"Mrs. Haruno, I would really appreciate it if I could speak with Sakura."

There was a pause.

"Oh yes how silly of me. You came to see Sakura. Not me. Hold on."

/No Shit!/

A second later, a pink blur came running down the stairs and pounced on the black haired boy standing at the door. "SASUKE!!!"

Sasuke found himself laying on his back, as Sakura laid on top of him with her arms wrapped around his neck.

"Get of me you overweight flamingo."

Doing the opposite, Sakura hugged him even tighter.

"Oh a flamingo. The flamingo of love. Sasuke your so romantic."

"Get off!" Sasuke shoved her off and got up as quickly as he could.

"Geez, what crawled up your ass and died?" She slowly stood up.

"Cut the crap. I need to ask you a favor."

Sakura's eyes began to shine again at the mention of Sasuke wanting a favor from her.

"A favor from me? Sasuke anything for you, my love."

/This is easier than I thought/ He began to smirk, but inside he was actually jumping up and down.

"I need you to go out with Lee."

"No!!" The blunt reply caught Sasuke off guard.

"Wha..." His happiness died at once. /Damn!!/

She turned around and started to walk in the house. Before she could get far, Sasuke reached out and grabbed her wrist.

"Come on Sakura, I just need this little favor."

"Why?"

"Because..." /Fuck. What am I going to tell her now. No one knows about Naruto and I./ "umm...because...because Lee loves you!!"

"I don't see how this has anything to do with you, Sasuke. I love you, I really do. But you can't make me go out with that...that boy."

Sakura made another attempt to walk back into her house.

"Sakura, I'll do anything!!"

Sakura stopped in her tracks; she turned around with a playful hint in her eyes.

"Anything?"

/I don't like that look. What have I gotten myself into? Naruto, you better be worth all this. /

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"So honey were shall we go eat?"

"Hmmm"

"What was that Sasuke?"

"Hmmm"

"Oh my poor, poor boyfriend won't even respond to his beautiful girlfriend. How shall I ever date Lee?" Sakura did a dramatic pose, with the back of her hand up to her forehead and sighing.

Hearing the last comment, Sasuke quickly played along.

"Well Baby, where do you want to eat?"

Sakura squealed in delight. She never dreamed she'd be on a date with the hottest, sexiest, unapproachable boy in Konoha. This was turning out better than she thought.

~FLASHBACK~

"What do you want Sakura?"

"Well first of all, I want Lee to change his appearance."

"What do you mean?'

"Well give him a makeover. Get rid of that stupid bob and that tacky green jumpsuit."

Sasuke gasped. "Sakura, he'll never agree to that. That jumpsuit is all that he has left after his injuries. That's the only thing he has left that he believe will give him strength."

"Well it's not like I want to be seen dating someone with bad fashion sense. I do prefer blue over green any day."

"Not like you have any."

"What, I don't look sexy in this outfit? Maybe I should go and change!"

"No don't. I'll agree to this. Now are we finished?"

"Well, I have a teensy favor to ask you." Sakura twiddled her thumbs together and tried not to look at Sasuke.

"There's more!!"

"Well..."

"Hurry up and spit it out!"

"I want you to be my boyfriend."

"No. No way in hell!"

"Well the way I see it, you came begging to me for a favor, so you need me."

"I don't care the deals are off!"

Sasuke turned to walk away.

"Grr... Why can't you be more like Naruto? AT least he would do anything I said."

Sasuke stopped. "Naruto..."

/I got so caught up. I forgot my purpose for doing this./

"Don't ever compare me to that Dobe." Sasuke yelled, trying to cover up any hint that there would be a connection between each other."

"Well it's true; you're a cold, selfish bastard that for some reason can't see my good looks. You're missing out."

/You know what, screw this. I don't give a shit. I'll find other means to get Naruto back. He'll be pissing is pants to take me back/

"Idiot" Sasuke continued to walk away.

Afraid that she was going to lose her only chance to be with Sasuke, she cried out.

"Fine, you only have to be my boyfriend for a week."

"No"

He kept on walking as Sakura chased after him.

"Six days?"

"No"

"Three days?"

"No"

"Two?"

"No"

"One?" She was beginning to get desperate.

"No"

"Fine how about just for tonight?"

Sasuke stopped.

/I could do that. At least I won't have to deal with her for the night. And maybe just maybe I can make Naruto jealous/

Sasuke turned around with a mischievous look on his face.

"Fine, I'll do it"

Sakura smiled the biggest smile as she latched on to his arm.

"Oh I just knew you wanted me, honey"

/This day sure is going to be hell/

~END FLASHNACK~

They continued to walk around Konoha in silence. It didn't bother them. Sasuke had nothing to say to Sakura and Sakura was just happy to be able to hug his arm with "permission".

Out of the corner of his eye, he spotted Naruto heading to Ichiraku with Iruka.

The mischievous grin he had on earlier was slowly creeping back to his face.

"Hey Sakura are you still hungry?"

"Starving!"

"Good, because I'm craving Ramen"

They walked over to Ichiraku, and sat down a few seats from Naruto and Iruka.

Naruto looked up and started to blush. He felt embarrassed about this morning's episode. It was nothing really and he shouldn't have gotten mad. All he wanted to do was snuggle up into Sasuke's warm arms and tell him he was sorry. Like hell he was.

"What the hell are you doing here, Sasuke!"

"Sakura and I are hungry." He replied in an I-don't-care tone.

"Why can't you two go somewhere else?"

"Dobe, Sakura and I can go where ever we like" He paused for a bit, "on our date."

"DATE! You guys are on a date?"

"And you would care, why?

"You fucking bastard, I don't care."

"Good"

Sakura and Iruka watched dumbfounded as they stared at the two boys arguing.

"Well, if you're done yelling, I'd like to talk to my date." Emphasizing the word date.

He turned to face Sakura, grabbed her by the chin and closed the gap between them. Sakura gasped at the shock of having Sasuke's lips crushed upon her own.

Sasuke did a quick glance to Naruto and saw that he wasn't reacting the way he wanted him to react.

/Maybe I should kick it up a notch/

Sasuke pushed harder against her lips and she gasped again. He then took the opportunity to stick his tongue into her mouth.

/This is disgusting. She tastes like crap. Naruto you'll see how much you miss me/

He released the hold on her and stood back a bit to find a paralyzed, starry eyed girl.

The moment was shattered though as everyone heard a stool slamming to the ground and a pissed off Naruto storming away.

"ASSHOLE!!"

Sasuke just smiled.

"What is wrong with Naruto? Iruka asked in worry as he watched him walk away.

"He must be really sad right now. I forgot that he has a big crush on me. I feel like I broke his heart."

Iruka gave a nod of satisfaction to that answer. He paid the cook and walked off after Naruto.

Sasuke wrapped his arm around Sakura's shoulder to comfort her. He had no intention on telling anyone the real reason.

"I'm sure you didn't mean to hurt him, he'll snap out of it."

"Are you sure Sasuke/'

"Positive"

They sat there in silence.

"Want to go, I don't really feel like Ramen." Sasuke said trying to break the silence.

"Sure" And sure enough, she was latched onto his arm like a leech again and they walked away.

/Naruto, I hope you go through the same hell your putting me through/

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Okay what do you think? R&R

Guess what, I figured out what Naruto is so mad about, but I can't tell you. You're going to have to wait. *Squirms in anticipation*.

Send me your opinions on what you think should happen. I have a basic backbone of this story and I know what I want to happen, but I would love input.

I'm not really satisfied with it, but it's the best I can do.

The next chapter is going to contain Lee. Lee Rocks my socks

DID YOU KNOW: The whole point in making this story was to try to do a makeover on Lee. Not that I don't love his green jumpsuit. I actually think it's beautiful. But because I just wanted to see Lee get a makeover.