Disclaimer:  OH MY RA! I HAVEN'T WRITTEN IN LIKE A ZILLION YEARS! 

CHAPTER TWO! HAHAHAHA!

Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous

A whole new side of Seto Kaiba.

Dear Journal,

I'm still writing in this pathetic book.  I am sad.  Maybe I should just put this thing down and ignore it.

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___                     sETo kaIBa    

                                                                  @_@                                               MOkubA kAIbA

                                                                                             rAnDoM naME

What am I doing?  Am I doodling in this cursed thing?  It's going to make me obsessive compulsive, I swear.  I will fritter away my precious time writing in this little book, and my company will crumble and I'll be homeless…

Who am I kidding?  I'm writing in this monstrosity of paper because I need to tell someone what happened earlier this morning.

This morning, the mutt's little sister started school at Domino High School.

Hah!  Now I have two mutts to torment!  Except this second mutt…she's quite annoying.  Mutt the First, or Chihuahua, is incredibly easy to torture.  He basically asks to be kicked, them runs away whimpering.  He puts spots on my life, so I have to beat him with a newspaper.  He pretty much sticks out his rear and begs me to kick it.  Pathetic loser.

Except the sister, Serenity or something, is just quiet.  She never talks to me, so I can't say something sarcastic back.  She never does anything stupid, so I can't taunt her about it.  I hate it.  She doesn't even rise to my bait.  This is what happened:

Me:  Ah, the mutt's little sister is here.

Mutt's Sister: Mutt?  Who's that?

Me: Your idiot brother.

Mutt's Sister: *laughs*  That's a funny nickname you have for him.  Are you two friends?

Mutt:  That's the Kaiba guy I was telling you about, Serenity!  Stay away from him!

Me: The Kaiba?  Is there another one, aside from Mokuba?

Mutt: Shut up, Kaiba.

Me: You have an amazing vocabulary, mutt.

Mutt: Shut up!

Me: Your intelligence amazes me.

Mutt's Sister: *leaves*

You see?  How do you annoy someone like that?  Call me a sadist, but I like torturing people.  I think I may grow to hate the sister more than the original mutt.  But you'll see.  I'll get her eventually.

And I still haven't found out who's picking on Mokuba.

Later

hey kaiba u loser

Stop writing in my notebook, mutt

u stop bugging my sister u jerk

Stop annoying me then

ur such a freak

13b (2a + ab/ce – 8e) + 19c

Hey Kaiba, what does C equal again?

Leave me alone Mutou

u suck

STOP WRITING IN MY BOOK I'M TRYING TO TAKE NOTES

But kaiba, you're good at math, you can help me

NO

hey yug', what does b equal

I think five

No losers, B equals four

hey thanks kaiba

STOP WRITING IN MY BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

27g – y (n/b – 14)

Brainless zombies, writing in my book like a message board.  I'll murder them when Sensei Yamahiro isn't looking.  Math class is so easy, I could laugh.  They're teaching obtuse people like Chihuahua simple things like Algebra.  I've already moved on to University level math.  Hell, I'd be in University right now if it weren't for my age and the fact that I have to take care of Mokuba.  I wouldn't ever leave him to go live in a dorm with other imbeciles half as smart as me.

WHERE'S MY LITTLE BROTHER?!

After School

The most terrifying thing happened.  After school, I drove to the elementary to pick up Mokuba, as usual.  I waited for him for quite a while, and he didn't show up.  I could only write one sentence in this journal, thinking it would soothe my nerves slightly, but it only got me more worried.  I went to Mokuba's principal's office to find out where he was.  And they said that they hadn't seen him since lunch, and assumed he'd called me to pick him up.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM?!?!?!?!?  They didn't even check if he'd been signed out at the front desk!  So I decided to search the school myself.

Well, I found the poor kid, crying in the boy's bathroom.  He had indeed been in there since lunch, when that bully beat him up.  Mokuba had a couple of bruises, but what bothered me the most was the cuts.  What elementary school kid carries around sharp objects to cut up smaller kids with?  Anyways, Mokuba wouldn't talk to me at first.  He thought that it was the bully's friend, coming in to see if he was dead yet.  Then I told him that it was me, and he literally burst out of the stall he had been crying in and into my arms.  He told me he didn't feel well, so I gave him a piggyback ride out of the school.  Of course, I went right back to the office after making sure Mokuba was safe in my car.  I yelled at them for quite a while, telling them to improve their security and to keep better track of the kids.  You have no idea how much fun it is to make adults cower from you in fear when you're only fifteen.  And those assholes deserved it.

If I ever find the kid that did that to my little brother…

Much, much later

It's one o'clock in the morning.  I can't sleep again.

To Do:

-Fire Takashi

-Oversee new project in the Lab

-Hire a new intern

-Keep a closer watch on the R&D Department

-Schedule meeting with Green

-Keep an eye on budget

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Damn it all.  Our profit dropped like a stone in February and hit rock bottom in March.  However, we recovered pretty fast, bringing the profit to about three million eight hundred and eighty-eight thousand dollars in June.  Currently it's resting at about two million six hundred and sixty-six thousand.  Not good, but not bad.  We need more profit to start on our new Duel Disk memory chip, which will basically give the Duel Monsters more human characteristics and better interaction with their owners.  To start on that we need over three million nine hundred ninety-nine thousand.  We're quite far off.

Actually, this journal is slightly handy.  I still hate it, though.  Oh well. 

Seto Kaiba signing out!

Reviewer Responses with Kaiba!

Kaiba: Crap.

RW: Aww, be nice.

Kaiba: I'm not a nice person.

Komodo Dragon:  Thanks for being my first reviewer!  And yes, I'll continue.

Adnianna of the Tribals: Hello, sister of the Thing in Green!  And bubbles to you too!

The Ugliest Person Alive: Don't worry, I'm going.

Angel of Angst: Aww, thanks!  My ego is boosted. ^.^

Dee-whY-Cee-aRe: Glad you like.  I like the nicknames too ^.^

Dragon Master's Mistress: Thanks!  Hehe, the idea's wicked.

DASHN: I'm going, I'm going!

amara: Glad to know I make people laugh.  ^.^

The Red Rouge: AHH! IT'S YOU! Hi.  The dog is Jounouchi's nickname.

Jainelle: I know who you are ^.^;;;

Wraith queen: I SO agree.  Haha.

Kikoken: Hey, it's you!  I love your stories! Keep up the Seto/Serenity!

Frozen Lightning: Weird. ^.^;; Haha, I know you too, vaguely.  I know your brother at any rate.

Mokuba-chan: I'm continuing. ^.^

S.K. Hashmi: Aw, thanks!

Shield and Sword: Hah, I LOVE the nicknames. Poor Jou.

RW out!