It's a cat's life

Seto Kaiba was walking down the street from school because his limo broke down.

" Great… just what I need today! First that stupid meeting with Gansley, Monkey-boy had annoy me with his stupid challenge and…"

Suddenly, Kaiba felt something warm and fluffy rub against his leg.

"A cat? I just had these dry cleaned! Get off!" he shouted, kicking the cat aside. As he walked off, the cat continued to follow him.

" Look, I don't like cats, so go away!" Kaiba shouted.

" meow…"

Kaiba picked up the cat and tossed near a garbage can.

" That ought to discourage him…" He thought to himself.

Kaiba was walking down a dark alley when he heard a soft growl behind him.

" You again?! Go away!" he shouted. He had had just about enough today.

" You should be a bit more polite. You know how hard it is to find a home?!" the cat said in plain English.

" YOU CAN TALK?! But that's impossible! Animals don't talk!!!" Kaiba shouted in disbelief.

" You're right. They can't." The cat said. Suddenly, the cat transformed into a woman dressed in all black.

" Because of your cruelty, you shall live as an animal until a human can love you despite your actions!" The woman shouted.

" Your insane!!! That's impossibl…. What the heck?!"

There was a blinding light, as quick as it was gone, the woman had disappeared.

" See… nothing happened I'm just… OH MY GOD!!!" Kaiba screamed.

" I'm a … I'm a…"

" Oh my god! What a cute little Kitty! I'm sooo taking you home with me!" A girl shouted. She immediately scooped him up and began to carry him down the street.

"Hey! I know her! She's Yugi's friend Te'a! I'm going to need serious therapy after this." Kaiba thought to himself. " I'll call you… Mocha! Because of your beautiful brown fur." Te'a said.

"I don't want to be a cat…" Kaiba muttered to himself.

As they entered Te'a's apartment, she froze. " Did you just say something?!" Te'a shouted as she dropped Kaiba onto the floor.

" Umm… Meow?" Kaiba said.

" Oh my god! Mocha! You can talk!" Te'a screamed.

" Don't shout ! You want the media crawling over this dump?" he said.

" Hey! Watch what you're calling a dump! Wait a minute.. Your voice sounds familiar…" she said.

" Like Seto Kaiba." he said in a annoyed tone.

" How'd you… what the… Huh?" Te'a sputtered.

" Yes… and since I'm going to be staying here, we need to state a few ground rules. First, I prefer Salmon, not Tuna. Secondly, I must have the utmost privacy while I'm in my litter box…" Kaiba shivered as he thought of having to use a litter box.

" and I'll need… Excuse me, but what is so funny?" he asked.

" Ha ha ha ha !!!!! I own Seto Kaiba! This is too awesome!" Te'a squealed in delight.

" Wwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyy………………." Kaiba asked.