It's a cat's life

Chapter 2

Yami: previously on Yu-Gi-Oh!

Seto: Hey! I just had these dry cleaned! Get off!

Woman: You shall live as an animal until someone can love you despite your actions!

Tea: Oh my god! What A cute kitty! I'm sooo taking you home with me.

Seto: I don't wanna be a cat.

Tea: Your voice sounds familiar…

Seto: Like Seto Kaiba!

Tea: I own Seto Kaiba! This is to awesome!

And now for today's story…

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" Okay, just so you know, I'm not one of your little servants. Since I'm going to be taking care of you and heaven knows why I'm doing this, but you're going to have to play by my rules." Tea said with her hands on her hips.

" Just do me one favor, okay?" Seto asked in a strangely polite tone.

" Please don't smush me up against your boobs again! You almost suffocated me! Well, maybe it wasn't that bad …"

Tea gasped and her arms around her chest.

" Why you little………" Tea muttered.

"Meow…?" Seto said, trying to make himself as adorable as possible.

" Don't you dare say anything about this to anyone or you will die." Tea said.

" Look I have to go get ready, Joey and the guys are coming over tonight. So be nice!"

" Monkey-boy's coming, eh?" he said with a Cheshire Cat grin. (excuse the metaphor)

"This ought to be a very interesting evening… hehehheheh" Seto thought to himself.

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" Coming!!!!" Tea said as the doorbell rang.

" Hey guys! Glad you could make it!" she said cheerfully.

" You did order Domino's Philly cheese steak pizza, didn't you?" Tristan said as Yugi, Joey, Duke, Serenity, Mai, and Bakura pilled into the large apartment.

" I brought Beer!!!!!" Mai shouted triumphantly.

" But beer is bad…" Serenity said softly.

" You're right Serenity! Beer is evil! It's good to know there are some good people in the world today!' Duke said with a big smile.

"Darn it! I wanted a Heineken! " he thought to himself.

" Oh well, I thought you people got excited about… Vodka…' she said with a wicked grin. When Mai put her mind to it, she could be quite the little demon of temptation.

" I love you…" Joey said with a dreamy expression.

" Oh, snap out of it, Joey!" she snapped.

As the others went into the kitchen to help Tea with dinner, Joey stayed behind to play with Tea's new cat. *heheheheh*

" Can you catch it? Can you catch the hand? No you can't! Can't touch this!" Joey said as he started dancing like MC Hammer.

"This is my cue…" Seto thought to himself.

" Monkey-boy… Monkey-boy…" he said in a soft whisper. Joey was already angry.

" Hey! Who said that? Tristan? Are you making fun of me?" Joey shouted.

" You call me dude?" Tristan said when he poked his head outside the kitchen door.

" Did you just call me Monkey-boy?!" Joey asked.

" No…… You get enough of that from Kaiba. I just call you dork and loser." he said, frankly.

" Ha ha, Tristan. Very funny. Then who said that?"

" Look down, Monkey-boy…" Seto whispered again.

There lay "Mocha" at his feet, looking as though he were… smiling.

" Tristan, why is the cat smiling like that?" Joey said with a quiver in his voice.

" Boo." Seto said.

"AHHHHHHHH……..!!!!!!!!!!!" Joey and Tristan screamed as they jumped onto the couch.

" What the bloody hell is wrong with you, mates?" Bakura said with a confused expression.

" DEMON CAT!!! DEMON CAT!!! DEMON CAT!!!" Joey shouted.

" Yes! I am the kitty from hell!!! You shall all bow down and submit to my power!!!! BWA HA HA HA!!!!" Seto shouted at the top of his feline lungs.

Serenity heard it all and screamed bloody murder.

" I'll save you Serenity!" Tristan said with sudden courage.

She and Mai jumped onto the couch and hugged Tristan and Joey.

" Joey, I'm scared!" Mai whispered into Joey's ear. (Joey was also enjoying Mai clinging to him a little to much.)

" All of you should fear me!!!" Seto shouted as he flipped out his claws and hissed.

Joey and the others screamed again as Duke jumped onto the couch as well.

The poor couch was so weighted down by screaming idiots that broke in half right underneath them.

"Kaiba!!!!!!" Tea shouted. " Here I am trying to entertain my guests and here you are scaring them to death! What am I supposed to do with you?" She said as tears filled her eyes.

" Wait a minute… His name is supposed to be Mocha and you knew he could talk all along?!" Duke said in shock.

" Oh Tea, I'm sorry. We've enjoyed myself so far… Haven't we boys?" Mai said with death in her voice at the last part.

" Yes…." they said in unison.

Bakura, however, was still staring open-mouthed at the cat.

" Look, I can explain everything." Seto said as he began his story once again.

Hey people! Did you like it? E-mail me or write in your reviews your thoughts and opinions. I can't wait to her from you. I'd like to thank those who read this story and encouraged me to continue it (unlike new girls)

By the way, for those of you who enjoyed my story the bet, I'm really sorry I haven't updated in a while. *sniffs a little sniff* But I will have chapter 3 up soon. And as a little peace offering, a put up chapter 4 too.

Thanks again for reading! punkpresbyterian(: