It's a cat life
Chapter 3
" A kitty, huh?" Joey said with a wicked grin. " You're so cute… Can I have you?"
" Oh hell no." Kaiba said quickly.
" Hey guys, Where's Yugi?" Tristan asked.
" Oh, he's still in the bathroom. "
" hey guys! AHHHHCHHHOOOO!' Yugi sneezed.
' Uh-oh! I forgot! Yugi's allergic to cats!" tea said franticly.
Kaiba immediately took that as his cue. He began purring and rubbing up against Yugi's leg.
" AHHHHHCHO! AHHHHHHCHO!" Yugi sneezed again.
' Bad Kaiba! Be nice to Yugi!' Tea shouted.
' Meow?" Kaiba said with his cutest meow.
" Can't…… give…in…. too…. Cuteness… must discipline…"
" Tea……… He may be cute, but you've got to remember that you're his master." Mai said wisely.
" you're right! I'm really sorry about all of this. I promise he'll be better next time."
" That's right Kaiba! You'd better be a good little kitty next time." Joey said teasingly.
" I may be a cat, but I can still slaughter you in a duel!" Kaiba shouted as Joey was about to walk out the door.
" Oh Re-hee-hee-ly… Let's just see about that!" Joey said.
" Me and you right now, Kitty-boy!"
" What did you just call me?"
" You heard! Kitty-boy!"
" For that, you must die." Kaiba said in a matter-of-fact tone.
" Bring it on!!!!" Joey shouted.
" Uhhhh Kaiba… You don't have any thumbs. How are you going to hold a card?" Yugi asked.
" I must have a volunteer! Who would like to battle this insane primate?!"
" Why you little………." Joey muttered.
" I do! I do!' They all shouted.
"Traitors……" Joey thought to himself.
" Ummmm……… You with the weird spike hair!" Kaiba said.
"Gee… that's a great way to be identified." Tristan thought to himself.
" Now, ladies and Gentlemen! Watch as perform this amazingly and some what catastrophically mental challenge in which I shall direct this person with ventriloquistic skill and defeat this person with the intelligence of a Neanderthal." Kaiba said like a magician about to perform some amazing trick.
" Say that again in small words…" Joey said.
" Watch as I make this person beat this dumb person in a duel."
" Maybe I should have stuck with hard version…" Joey thought.
" Alright! Let's duel!" Tristan shouted.
After an hour of confusion, suspense, and aggravation, Tristan finally………………
" I know place this card in defense mode and end my turn…"
After a another three hours, Kaiba finally won.
" Hahhahahahhahahha!!!! I did it! I am the greatest feline that ever lived!!!!!"
" I just got beat by a cat. Dammit."
" Can you people go home now?! It's 4:00 a.m.!"
" Really?! Man how time flies! This party was awesome, Tea!" Duke said.
" Yeah totally! See you later, Tea! Bye, Kaiba!" Serenity said as she gave Kaiba once last pat on the head.
' She thinks I'm cuuuuuute" Kaiba said with a grin.
" Shut up, Kitty-boy!" Joey shouted.
" Fine then, Monkey-boy."
