It's a cat life

Chapter 3

" A kitty, huh?" Joey said with a wicked grin. " You're so cute… Can I have you?"

" Oh hell no." Kaiba said quickly.

" Hey guys, Where's Yugi?" Tristan asked.

" Oh, he's still in the bathroom. "

" hey guys! AHHHHCHHHOOOO!' Yugi sneezed.

' Uh-oh! I forgot! Yugi's allergic to cats!" tea said franticly.

Kaiba immediately took that as his cue. He began purring and rubbing up against Yugi's leg.

" AHHHHHCHO! AHHHHHHCHO!" Yugi sneezed again.

' Bad Kaiba! Be nice to Yugi!' Tea shouted.

' Meow?" Kaiba said with his cutest meow.

" Can't…… give…in…. too…. Cuteness… must discipline…"

" Tea……… He may be cute, but you've got to remember that you're his master." Mai said wisely.

" you're right! I'm really sorry about all of this. I promise he'll be better next time."

" That's right Kaiba! You'd better be a good little kitty next time." Joey said teasingly.

" I may be a cat, but I can still slaughter you in a duel!" Kaiba shouted as Joey was about to walk out the door.

" Oh Re-hee-hee-ly… Let's just see about that!" Joey said.

" Me and you right now, Kitty-boy!"

" What did you just call me?"

" You heard! Kitty-boy!"

" For that, you must die." Kaiba said in a matter-of-fact tone.

" Bring it on!!!!" Joey shouted.

" Uhhhh Kaiba… You don't have any thumbs. How are you going to hold a card?" Yugi asked.

" I must have a volunteer! Who would like to battle this insane primate?!"

" Why you little………." Joey muttered.

" I do! I do!' They all shouted.

"Traitors……" Joey thought to himself.

" Ummmm……… You with the weird spike hair!" Kaiba said.

"Gee… that's a great way to be identified." Tristan thought to himself.

" Now, ladies and Gentlemen! Watch as perform this amazingly and some what catastrophically mental challenge in which I shall direct this person with ventriloquistic skill and defeat this person with the intelligence of a Neanderthal." Kaiba said like a magician about to perform some amazing trick.

" Say that again in small words…" Joey said.

" Watch as I make this person beat this dumb person in a duel."

" Maybe I should have stuck with hard version…" Joey thought.

" Alright! Let's duel!" Tristan shouted.

After an hour of confusion, suspense, and aggravation, Tristan finally………………

" I know place this card in defense mode and end my turn…"

After a another three hours, Kaiba finally won.

" Hahhahahahhahahha!!!! I did it! I am the greatest feline that ever lived!!!!!"

" I just got beat by a cat. Dammit."

" Can you people go home now?! It's 4:00 a.m.!"

" Really?! Man how time flies! This party was awesome, Tea!" Duke said.

" Yeah totally! See you later, Tea! Bye, Kaiba!" Serenity said as she gave Kaiba once last pat on the head.

' She thinks I'm cuuuuuute" Kaiba said with a grin.

" Shut up, Kitty-boy!" Joey shouted.

" Fine then, Monkey-boy."