KK: A story, by...me. Who brought you such things as...
Super Object,
And...that's about it. Anyway, read. Or, the story will read you.
Disclaimer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! She's DOESN'T own YU-GI-OH! T_____T STOP ASKING! *picks up knife*
Dedicated To: Aneko, and her friend...JAY! Blue Jay, Blue Jay, Come Out To Play. Blue Jay, Blue Jay, You'd Really Make My Day...O_O
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Yugi: It's my other self...O_O *Taps Millennium Puzzle*
Millennium Puzzle: *wiggle*
Yugi: ((O___O))
Anzu: Other self...?
Yugi: YEP! ^^
Jou: O__o You mean like...Schizophrenia?
Yugi: O_O I don't have a mental disorder!
Jou: YOU HAVE A MENTAL DISORDER?? O______O
Yugi: T___T No...
Jou: Oh, ok! ^^
Yugi: O_o
Anzu: Other self... I see...Yugi, let's take a trip to the mall...
Yugi: OK! ^___^
******* At the "Mall" *******
Anzu: *Drives up to an insane asylum*
Jou: Here we are! ^^
Yugi: Hhhheeeyyyyy... This isn't the mall...O_O
Anzu: It's even BETTER than the mall.
Yugi: How so...?
Anzu: You get HELP ^_^
Jou: Ya, LOTS of help...O_O
Yugi: I don't need help!
Anzu & Jou: Yes you do...
Yugi: T_T Let me out of the car.
Anzu: *Grabs Yugi and drags him into the insane asylum*
Yugi: O_O! NOOOOO... *Grabs entrance doors* I...refuse...to be...labeled...CRAZY!
Anzu: *Tries to pry Yugi's fingers from the door* It'll be...OK! Just...let GO!
Yugi: NEVA! T__T *continues to hold doors*
Jou: *Pushes Yugi from the other side* Don't worry, it won't be that bad, you'll only be here for five to ten years, tops!
Yugi: (((O_____O)))
Anzu: *Pulls Yugi off doors* There! Now, OFF TOWARDS... HELP! *Drags Yugi down the white halls*
Jou: *Follows, until he is confronted by...A WATCH SALESMEN!*
Salesmen: Hey wanna buy a...WATCH??
Jou: Um...well...no.
Salesman: Ah, but you WILL! O_O
Jou: Um... I need to go... *runs off*
Salesman: NOOO! WAIT! I need that money for drugs!!
Jou: *Takes two more steps* I think I'm lost....O__O
********** Back To Anzu & Yugi **********
Yugi: *Holds on to anything. Doors, walls, old people...O_O* BUT I DON'T NEED HELP!
Anzu: YES YOU DO! T__T
Yugi: *Hands slip from things he's holding onto*
Anzu: ^__^ *Drags Yugi to a phytologist*
Phytologist: Hello Yugi...*Is creepy*
Yugi: O___O
Anzu: Yugi, this is Mr.KillYugi. He's here to help you.
Mr.KillYugi: Yes. Step inside my office... O_O
Yugi: Please don't leave me.....O___O
Anzu: Now Yugi, there's nothing to be scared of. Just go in there and tell him about your "Other self".
Yugi: ok...O__O
Mr.KillYugi: *Sits Yugi down on the red couch thing* Now, Yugi, tell me everything about your other self.
Yugi: Well, he looks like me. But he's taller. And he's about 5 thousand years old. He likes pickles and peanut butter...TOGETHER! O_O
Mr.KillYugi: uh-HUH. O_O Well, we have the GREAT place for you to go.... *leads Yugi to a door*
Yugi: Ok, what's the room for?
Mr.KillYugi: For....PEOPLE LIKE YOU! *Puts Yugi In straight jacket and pushes him into the cushiony room*
Yugi: Hey...WAIT A MINUTE! I'm not crazy! *Hits door with head* LET ME OUT! LET ME OOOUUUUTTT! T___T
Person Behind Him: It's no use, they only open the door for MEALS! HORRIBLE HORRIBLE MEALS! O___O
Yugi: Good, I thought I would be all alone. Now I can talk to some- *looks behind him*
Person Behind Him: *Is Yami Bakura*
Yugi: (((O______O)))
Bakura: What?
Yugi: O__O
Bakura: Oh, right...the killing thing. Well, if I weren't in this straight jacket, I'd kill you... right now...
Yugi: O_____O
Bakura: They threw me in here 'cause they told me I was crazy...*Bounces on cushiony walls* I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell.... I know right now you can't tell, but stay a while and maybe you'll see and different side of me....O__O
Yugi: Aren't those words from a song?
Bakura: Yep. I know it by heart....
Yugi: So...they let you listen to music?
Bakura: No... the food they bring me tells me the top songs of the week.
Yugi: O_O
Bakura: One time, I was flipping though the channels of the T.V, then...THE BATTERIES RAN OUT! And I got stuck on the shopping channel. Then, I panicked.
Yugi: Panicked?
Bakura: I bought these little porcelain nymphs
Yugi: O__o
Bakura: They're so pretty.... ^^
Yugi: How do I get out of here?
Bakura: You can always die, and you'd leave...as a SPIRIT! I can help you with that.
Yugi: Um...no thanks...
Bakura: Darn. I really need a job.
Yugi: And a life...
Bakura: WHAT'D YOU SAY? T__T
Yugi: ((O__O)) Nothing...
Bakura: YOU SAID I NEEDED I LIFE! *attempts to get up* DAMN STRAIGHT JACKET!
Yugi: *Inches away to a corner of the cushiony room*
Bakura: *Gets up* You're so dead T__T
Yugi: O__O *Runs*
Bakura: *Runs after him*
Yugi: ((O__O)) *Runs faster* I'MGONNADIEI'MGONNADIEI'MGONNADDDIIIEE!!
Bakura: DDDIIIEEE! T___T *Chases after him*
Yugi: *Stops and trips Bakura*
Bakura: *Falls, face first* Ow...@__@
Yugi: *Whew* O_O
********** Now... To Jou **********
Jou: Where am I...?
Old Lady: You're in the TWILIGHT ZONE!
Jou: Ya...sure...
Old Lady: *Starts singing X-Files song* The truth, is OUT THERE! O_O
Jou: THERE'S THE EXIT! *Runs out of building* Thank god I'm out of there...
Bird: The truth, is out there....O_O
Jou: O_o??? * Jumps in car and drives away*
********** On to...Anzu...*Shudder* -__-;; **********
Anzu: *Walks around the insane asylum* La, la la, la la...*Walks to a room* Hm, wonder who is in here? *Looks inside*
Room: *Contains Yugi & Yami Bakura*
Yugi: Uh-oh, I think he's waking up...
Bakura: Ow... my head... @_@
Yugi: *Takes one GIANT step back*
Bakura: Ow...*Looks at Yugi* You're still dead...
Yugi: ((O___O))
Anzu: Oh, how interesting... *Leans on door*
Door: *Opens*
Bakura: *Looks at door* IT'S OPEN! I'M FRRREEEEEEE! MWAHAHA-WAIT! My...PORCELAIN NYMPHS! *Grabs nymphs* NOW I'm free! *Runs out of room* MWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
Yugi: O_o;; *Walks out of room*
Anzu: *Falls into the room*
Door: *Closes*
Anzu: O__O!! NOOOOO! I'm STUCK in here...
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Yugi: *Walks down the halls* How am I supposed to get out of this stupid straight jacket...?
Straight Jacket Buckles: *Snap in half so easily, it's really pathetic*
Yugi: Hey, this thing snaps right off...O_O *takes off straight jacket and runs out of insane asylum*
************* Outside *************
Car: *Is gone*
Yugi: Hey, WHERE'D THE CAR GO??? Now I'll have take the bus... *Walks to bus stop*
({[ You'll never guess who's at the bus stop ^__^ ]})
Bakura: *is at bus stop*
Yugi: Aw crap....O__O
Bakura: Don't mind me...just waiting for the bus...
Yugi: *Whew* -__-;;
Bakura: And waiting... to KILL you!
Yugi: (((((O_____O)))))
Bakura: I'll kill you while....YOU EAT PICKLES! O_O
Yugi: (((O__O)))
Bus: *Comes*
Yugi: THANK YOU! *gets on bus*
Bakura: I'll just wait here, you'll have to wait for the bus at THIS bus stop SOME time...
Yugi: But... I don't even live around here...
Bakura: Ah, but you WILL I see it...two months from now...O__O
Yugi: *Raises eyebrow* You're gonna wait here for TWO months?
Bakura: Yes.
Yugi: Won't you have to eat?
Bakura: Yes.
Yugi: But...where are you going to get food?
Bakura: The squirrels will be plentiful soon....O_O
Yugi: O___O Um...ya...Bye!
Bus: *Drives away*
Bakura: I'll be waiting...O_O
Yugi: *Is scared for life* Evil...O_o
Bus: *Gets Yugi Home Safely*
Yugi: HOME! ^__^ *Runs into the door* Ow....@_@ *Opens door, walks into house*
********* Where Anzu Is *********
Anzu: LET ME OUT!
Nurses: Um...I don't think so...
Anzu: But, I'm your friend!
Nurses: O__O Uh-oh, here she goes again...
Anzu: You're my FRIEND! And FRIENDS help other FRIENDS out! So...HELP ME OUT!
Nurses: O________O *Inch away*
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KK: ^^ Such a cute little fic!
Yugi: You think everything is cute...O_o
KK: IT'S CUTE! T___T
Yugi: O_O Ok, OK! It's cute...
KK: ^^ You're so cute.... *Hugs Yugi*
Yugi: O_oU
KK: Review or I'll give Yami Bakura Yugi's address! O___O
Yugi: O__O You WOULDN'T!
KK: Watch me... *Pulls out map of Domino City*
Yugi: (((O__O))) Review please, I'd like to live a while... and be able to eat pickles...
Super Object,
And...that's about it. Anyway, read. Or, the story will read you.
Disclaimer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! She's DOESN'T own YU-GI-OH! T_____T STOP ASKING! *picks up knife*
Dedicated To: Aneko, and her friend...JAY! Blue Jay, Blue Jay, Come Out To Play. Blue Jay, Blue Jay, You'd Really Make My Day...O_O
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Yugi: It's my other self...O_O *Taps Millennium Puzzle*
Millennium Puzzle: *wiggle*
Yugi: ((O___O))
Anzu: Other self...?
Yugi: YEP! ^^
Jou: O__o You mean like...Schizophrenia?
Yugi: O_O I don't have a mental disorder!
Jou: YOU HAVE A MENTAL DISORDER?? O______O
Yugi: T___T No...
Jou: Oh, ok! ^^
Yugi: O_o
Anzu: Other self... I see...Yugi, let's take a trip to the mall...
Yugi: OK! ^___^
******* At the "Mall" *******
Anzu: *Drives up to an insane asylum*
Jou: Here we are! ^^
Yugi: Hhhheeeyyyyy... This isn't the mall...O_O
Anzu: It's even BETTER than the mall.
Yugi: How so...?
Anzu: You get HELP ^_^
Jou: Ya, LOTS of help...O_O
Yugi: I don't need help!
Anzu & Jou: Yes you do...
Yugi: T_T Let me out of the car.
Anzu: *Grabs Yugi and drags him into the insane asylum*
Yugi: O_O! NOOOOO... *Grabs entrance doors* I...refuse...to be...labeled...CRAZY!
Anzu: *Tries to pry Yugi's fingers from the door* It'll be...OK! Just...let GO!
Yugi: NEVA! T__T *continues to hold doors*
Jou: *Pushes Yugi from the other side* Don't worry, it won't be that bad, you'll only be here for five to ten years, tops!
Yugi: (((O_____O)))
Anzu: *Pulls Yugi off doors* There! Now, OFF TOWARDS... HELP! *Drags Yugi down the white halls*
Jou: *Follows, until he is confronted by...A WATCH SALESMEN!*
Salesmen: Hey wanna buy a...WATCH??
Jou: Um...well...no.
Salesman: Ah, but you WILL! O_O
Jou: Um... I need to go... *runs off*
Salesman: NOOO! WAIT! I need that money for drugs!!
Jou: *Takes two more steps* I think I'm lost....O__O
********** Back To Anzu & Yugi **********
Yugi: *Holds on to anything. Doors, walls, old people...O_O* BUT I DON'T NEED HELP!
Anzu: YES YOU DO! T__T
Yugi: *Hands slip from things he's holding onto*
Anzu: ^__^ *Drags Yugi to a phytologist*
Phytologist: Hello Yugi...*Is creepy*
Yugi: O___O
Anzu: Yugi, this is Mr.KillYugi. He's here to help you.
Mr.KillYugi: Yes. Step inside my office... O_O
Yugi: Please don't leave me.....O___O
Anzu: Now Yugi, there's nothing to be scared of. Just go in there and tell him about your "Other self".
Yugi: ok...O__O
Mr.KillYugi: *Sits Yugi down on the red couch thing* Now, Yugi, tell me everything about your other self.
Yugi: Well, he looks like me. But he's taller. And he's about 5 thousand years old. He likes pickles and peanut butter...TOGETHER! O_O
Mr.KillYugi: uh-HUH. O_O Well, we have the GREAT place for you to go.... *leads Yugi to a door*
Yugi: Ok, what's the room for?
Mr.KillYugi: For....PEOPLE LIKE YOU! *Puts Yugi In straight jacket and pushes him into the cushiony room*
Yugi: Hey...WAIT A MINUTE! I'm not crazy! *Hits door with head* LET ME OUT! LET ME OOOUUUUTTT! T___T
Person Behind Him: It's no use, they only open the door for MEALS! HORRIBLE HORRIBLE MEALS! O___O
Yugi: Good, I thought I would be all alone. Now I can talk to some- *looks behind him*
Person Behind Him: *Is Yami Bakura*
Yugi: (((O______O)))
Bakura: What?
Yugi: O__O
Bakura: Oh, right...the killing thing. Well, if I weren't in this straight jacket, I'd kill you... right now...
Yugi: O_____O
Bakura: They threw me in here 'cause they told me I was crazy...*Bounces on cushiony walls* I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell.... I know right now you can't tell, but stay a while and maybe you'll see and different side of me....O__O
Yugi: Aren't those words from a song?
Bakura: Yep. I know it by heart....
Yugi: So...they let you listen to music?
Bakura: No... the food they bring me tells me the top songs of the week.
Yugi: O_O
Bakura: One time, I was flipping though the channels of the T.V, then...THE BATTERIES RAN OUT! And I got stuck on the shopping channel. Then, I panicked.
Yugi: Panicked?
Bakura: I bought these little porcelain nymphs
Yugi: O__o
Bakura: They're so pretty.... ^^
Yugi: How do I get out of here?
Bakura: You can always die, and you'd leave...as a SPIRIT! I can help you with that.
Yugi: Um...no thanks...
Bakura: Darn. I really need a job.
Yugi: And a life...
Bakura: WHAT'D YOU SAY? T__T
Yugi: ((O__O)) Nothing...
Bakura: YOU SAID I NEEDED I LIFE! *attempts to get up* DAMN STRAIGHT JACKET!
Yugi: *Inches away to a corner of the cushiony room*
Bakura: *Gets up* You're so dead T__T
Yugi: O__O *Runs*
Bakura: *Runs after him*
Yugi: ((O__O)) *Runs faster* I'MGONNADIEI'MGONNADIEI'MGONNADDDIIIEE!!
Bakura: DDDIIIEEE! T___T *Chases after him*
Yugi: *Stops and trips Bakura*
Bakura: *Falls, face first* Ow...@__@
Yugi: *Whew* O_O
********** Now... To Jou **********
Jou: Where am I...?
Old Lady: You're in the TWILIGHT ZONE!
Jou: Ya...sure...
Old Lady: *Starts singing X-Files song* The truth, is OUT THERE! O_O
Jou: THERE'S THE EXIT! *Runs out of building* Thank god I'm out of there...
Bird: The truth, is out there....O_O
Jou: O_o??? * Jumps in car and drives away*
********** On to...Anzu...*Shudder* -__-;; **********
Anzu: *Walks around the insane asylum* La, la la, la la...*Walks to a room* Hm, wonder who is in here? *Looks inside*
Room: *Contains Yugi & Yami Bakura*
Yugi: Uh-oh, I think he's waking up...
Bakura: Ow... my head... @_@
Yugi: *Takes one GIANT step back*
Bakura: Ow...*Looks at Yugi* You're still dead...
Yugi: ((O___O))
Anzu: Oh, how interesting... *Leans on door*
Door: *Opens*
Bakura: *Looks at door* IT'S OPEN! I'M FRRREEEEEEE! MWAHAHA-WAIT! My...PORCELAIN NYMPHS! *Grabs nymphs* NOW I'm free! *Runs out of room* MWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
Yugi: O_o;; *Walks out of room*
Anzu: *Falls into the room*
Door: *Closes*
Anzu: O__O!! NOOOOO! I'm STUCK in here...
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Yugi: *Walks down the halls* How am I supposed to get out of this stupid straight jacket...?
Straight Jacket Buckles: *Snap in half so easily, it's really pathetic*
Yugi: Hey, this thing snaps right off...O_O *takes off straight jacket and runs out of insane asylum*
************* Outside *************
Car: *Is gone*
Yugi: Hey, WHERE'D THE CAR GO??? Now I'll have take the bus... *Walks to bus stop*
({[ You'll never guess who's at the bus stop ^__^ ]})
Bakura: *is at bus stop*
Yugi: Aw crap....O__O
Bakura: Don't mind me...just waiting for the bus...
Yugi: *Whew* -__-;;
Bakura: And waiting... to KILL you!
Yugi: (((((O_____O)))))
Bakura: I'll kill you while....YOU EAT PICKLES! O_O
Yugi: (((O__O)))
Bus: *Comes*
Yugi: THANK YOU! *gets on bus*
Bakura: I'll just wait here, you'll have to wait for the bus at THIS bus stop SOME time...
Yugi: But... I don't even live around here...
Bakura: Ah, but you WILL I see it...two months from now...O__O
Yugi: *Raises eyebrow* You're gonna wait here for TWO months?
Bakura: Yes.
Yugi: Won't you have to eat?
Bakura: Yes.
Yugi: But...where are you going to get food?
Bakura: The squirrels will be plentiful soon....O_O
Yugi: O___O Um...ya...Bye!
Bus: *Drives away*
Bakura: I'll be waiting...O_O
Yugi: *Is scared for life* Evil...O_o
Bus: *Gets Yugi Home Safely*
Yugi: HOME! ^__^ *Runs into the door* Ow....@_@ *Opens door, walks into house*
********* Where Anzu Is *********
Anzu: LET ME OUT!
Nurses: Um...I don't think so...
Anzu: But, I'm your friend!
Nurses: O__O Uh-oh, here she goes again...
Anzu: You're my FRIEND! And FRIENDS help other FRIENDS out! So...HELP ME OUT!
Nurses: O________O *Inch away*
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KK: ^^ Such a cute little fic!
Yugi: You think everything is cute...O_o
KK: IT'S CUTE! T___T
Yugi: O_O Ok, OK! It's cute...
KK: ^^ You're so cute.... *Hugs Yugi*
Yugi: O_oU
KK: Review or I'll give Yami Bakura Yugi's address! O___O
Yugi: O__O You WOULDN'T!
KK: Watch me... *Pulls out map of Domino City*
Yugi: (((O__O))) Review please, I'd like to live a while... and be able to eat pickles...
