KK: A story, by...me. Who brought you such things as...

Super Object,

And...that's about it. Anyway, read. Or, the story will read you.

Disclaimer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! She's DOESN'T own YU-GI-OH! T_____T STOP ASKING! *picks up knife*

Dedicated To: Aneko, and her friend...JAY! Blue Jay, Blue Jay, Come Out To Play. Blue Jay, Blue Jay, You'd Really Make My Day...O_O

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Yugi: It's my other self...O_O *Taps Millennium Puzzle*

Millennium Puzzle: *wiggle*

Yugi: ((O___O))

Anzu: Other self...?

Yugi: YEP! ^^

Jou: O__o You mean like...Schizophrenia?

Yugi: O_O I don't have a mental disorder!

Jou: YOU HAVE A MENTAL DISORDER?? O______O

Yugi: T___T No...

Jou: Oh, ok! ^^

Yugi: O_o

Anzu: Other self... I see...Yugi, let's take a trip to the mall...

Yugi: OK! ^___^

******* At the "Mall" *******

Anzu: *Drives up to an insane asylum*

Jou: Here we are! ^^

Yugi: Hhhheeeyyyyy... This isn't the mall...O_O

Anzu: It's even BETTER than the mall.

Yugi: How so...?

Anzu: You get HELP ^_^

Jou: Ya, LOTS of help...O_O

Yugi: I don't need help!

Anzu & Jou: Yes you do...

Yugi: T_T Let me out of the car.

Anzu: *Grabs Yugi and drags him into the insane asylum*

Yugi: O_O! NOOOOO... *Grabs entrance doors* I...refuse...to be...labeled...CRAZY!

Anzu: *Tries to pry Yugi's fingers from the door* It'll be...OK! Just...let GO!

Yugi: NEVA! T__T *continues to hold doors*

Jou: *Pushes Yugi from the other side* Don't worry, it won't be that bad, you'll only be here for five to ten years, tops!

Yugi: (((O_____O)))

Anzu: *Pulls Yugi off doors* There! Now, OFF TOWARDS... HELP! *Drags Yugi down the white halls*

Jou: *Follows, until he is confronted by...A WATCH SALESMEN!*

Salesmen: Hey wanna buy a...WATCH??

Jou: Um...well...no.

Salesman: Ah, but you WILL! O_O

Jou: Um... I need to go... *runs off*

Salesman: NOOO! WAIT! I need that money for drugs!!

Jou: *Takes two more steps* I think I'm lost....O__O

********** Back To Anzu & Yugi **********

Yugi: *Holds on to anything. Doors, walls, old people...O_O* BUT I DON'T NEED HELP!

Anzu: YES YOU DO! T__T

Yugi: *Hands slip from things he's holding onto*

Anzu: ^__^ *Drags Yugi to a phytologist*

Phytologist: Hello Yugi...*Is creepy*

Yugi: O___O

Anzu: Yugi, this is Mr.KillYugi. He's here to help you.

Mr.KillYugi: Yes. Step inside my office... O_O

Yugi: Please don't leave me.....O___O

Anzu: Now Yugi, there's nothing to be scared of. Just go in there and tell him about your "Other self".

Yugi: ok...O__O

Mr.KillYugi: *Sits Yugi down on the red couch thing* Now, Yugi, tell me everything about your other self.

Yugi: Well, he looks like me. But he's taller. And he's about 5 thousand years old. He likes pickles and peanut butter...TOGETHER! O_O

Mr.KillYugi: uh-HUH. O_O Well, we have the GREAT place for you to go.... *leads Yugi to a door*

Yugi: Ok, what's the room for?

Mr.KillYugi: For....PEOPLE LIKE YOU! *Puts Yugi In straight jacket and pushes him into the cushiony room*

Yugi: Hey...WAIT A MINUTE! I'm not crazy! *Hits door with head* LET ME OUT! LET ME OOOUUUUTTT! T___T

Person Behind Him: It's no use, they only open the door for MEALS! HORRIBLE HORRIBLE MEALS! O___O

Yugi: Good, I thought I would be all alone. Now I can talk to some- *looks behind him*

Person Behind Him: *Is Yami Bakura*

Yugi: (((O______O)))

Bakura: What?

Yugi: O__O

Bakura: Oh, right...the killing thing. Well, if I weren't in this straight jacket, I'd kill you... right now...

Yugi: O_____O

Bakura: They threw me in here 'cause they told me I was crazy...*Bounces on cushiony walls* I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell.... I know right now you can't tell, but stay a while and maybe you'll see and different side of me....O__O

Yugi: Aren't those words from a song?

Bakura: Yep. I know it by heart....

Yugi: So...they let you listen to music?

Bakura: No... the food they bring me tells me the top songs of the week.

Yugi: O_O

Bakura: One time, I was flipping though the channels of the T.V, then...THE BATTERIES RAN OUT! And I got stuck on the shopping channel. Then, I panicked.

Yugi: Panicked?

Bakura: I bought these little porcelain nymphs

Yugi: O__o

Bakura: They're so pretty.... ^^

Yugi: How do I get out of here?

Bakura: You can always die, and you'd leave...as a SPIRIT! I can help you with that.

Yugi: Um...no thanks...

Bakura: Darn. I really need a job.

Yugi: And a life...

Bakura: WHAT'D YOU SAY? T__T

Yugi: ((O__O)) Nothing...

Bakura: YOU SAID I NEEDED I LIFE! *attempts to get up* DAMN STRAIGHT JACKET!

Yugi: *Inches away to a corner of the cushiony room*

Bakura: *Gets up* You're so dead T__T

Yugi: O__O *Runs*

Bakura: *Runs after him*

Yugi: ((O__O)) *Runs faster* I'MGONNADIEI'MGONNADIEI'MGONNADDDIIIEE!!

Bakura: DDDIIIEEE! T___T *Chases after him*

Yugi: *Stops and trips Bakura*

Bakura: *Falls, face first* Ow...@__@

Yugi: *Whew* O_O

********** Now... To Jou **********

Jou: Where am I...?

Old Lady: You're in the TWILIGHT ZONE!

Jou: Ya...sure...

Old Lady: *Starts singing X-Files song* The truth, is OUT THERE! O_O

Jou: THERE'S THE EXIT! *Runs out of building* Thank god I'm out of there...

Bird: The truth, is out there....O_O

Jou: O_o??? * Jumps in car and drives away*

********** On to...Anzu...*Shudder* -__-;; **********

Anzu: *Walks around the insane asylum* La, la la, la la...*Walks to a room* Hm, wonder who is in here? *Looks inside*

Room: *Contains Yugi & Yami Bakura*

Yugi: Uh-oh, I think he's waking up...

Bakura: Ow... my head... @_@

Yugi: *Takes one GIANT step back*

Bakura: Ow...*Looks at Yugi* You're still dead...

Yugi: ((O___O))

Anzu: Oh, how interesting... *Leans on door*

Door: *Opens*

Bakura: *Looks at door* IT'S OPEN! I'M FRRREEEEEEE! MWAHAHA-WAIT! My...PORCELAIN NYMPHS! *Grabs nymphs* NOW I'm free! *Runs out of room* MWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

Yugi: O_o;; *Walks out of room*

Anzu: *Falls into the room*

Door: *Closes*

Anzu: O__O!! NOOOOO! I'm STUCK in here...

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Yugi: *Walks down the halls* How am I supposed to get out of this stupid straight jacket...?

Straight Jacket Buckles: *Snap in half so easily, it's really pathetic*

Yugi: Hey, this thing snaps right off...O_O *takes off straight jacket and runs out of insane asylum*

************* Outside *************

Car: *Is gone*

Yugi: Hey, WHERE'D THE CAR GO??? Now I'll have take the bus... *Walks to bus stop*

({[ You'll never guess who's at the bus stop ^__^ ]})

Bakura: *is at bus stop*

Yugi: Aw crap....O__O

Bakura: Don't mind me...just waiting for the bus...

Yugi: *Whew* -__-;;

Bakura: And waiting... to KILL you!

Yugi: (((((O_____O)))))

Bakura: I'll kill you while....YOU EAT PICKLES! O_O

Yugi: (((O__O)))

Bus: *Comes*

Yugi: THANK YOU! *gets on bus*

Bakura: I'll just wait here, you'll have to wait for the bus at THIS bus stop SOME time...

Yugi: But... I don't even live around here...

Bakura: Ah, but you WILL I see it...two months from now...O__O

Yugi: *Raises eyebrow* You're gonna wait here for TWO months?

Bakura: Yes.

Yugi: Won't you have to eat?

Bakura: Yes.

Yugi: But...where are you going to get food?

Bakura: The squirrels will be plentiful soon....O_O

Yugi: O___O Um...ya...Bye!

Bus: *Drives away*

Bakura: I'll be waiting...O_O

Yugi: *Is scared for life* Evil...O_o

Bus: *Gets Yugi Home Safely*

Yugi: HOME! ^__^ *Runs into the door* Ow....@_@ *Opens door, walks into house*

********* Where Anzu Is *********

Anzu: LET ME OUT!

Nurses: Um...I don't think so...

Anzu: But, I'm your friend!

Nurses: O__O Uh-oh, here she goes again...

Anzu: You're my FRIEND! And FRIENDS help other FRIENDS out! So...HELP ME OUT!

Nurses: O________O *Inch away*

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KK: ^^ Such a cute little fic!

Yugi: You think everything is cute...O_o

KK: IT'S CUTE! T___T

Yugi: O_O Ok, OK! It's cute...

KK: ^^ You're so cute.... *Hugs Yugi*

Yugi: O_oU

KK: Review or I'll give Yami Bakura Yugi's address! O___O

Yugi: O__O You WOULDN'T!

KK: Watch me... *Pulls out map of Domino City*

Yugi: (((O__O))) Review please, I'd like to live a while... and be able to eat pickles...