KK: Thank you SO much for reviewing! ^^ Now, I promised that if you reviewed I wouldn't give Bakura Yugi's address...

Yugi: YAY!

KK: But I don't tend to KEEP promises.. O_O

Yugi: ((((O__O))))

KK: *Circles the place where Yugi lives on map and throws it into the wind*

Map: I'M FLYING! WOO-HOO! I- Uh-oh.... Here come the kites...

Kites: MWAHAHAHA! *Eat Map*

Map: AAARRRGGGG! MMMEEEEEEERRRRRR.... *Dies* X__x

Yugi & KK: O_____O

Yugi: HAHA! NOW you can not give Bakura the address and-You have another copy, don't you? O_O

KK: YEP! *Circles area and drops map at bus stop* LET THE FUN BEGIN!

Yugi: T__T Evil...

KK: O_O! T____T WHAT'D YOU CALL ME?!

Yugi: Agh...um... Weevil...

KK: THAT'S TWICE AS BAD! *Starts hitting Yugi with giant pickle*

Yugi: *Is pickled* @.@

KK: DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! Di- oh, enjoy! ^_^

STILL dedicated to: My BEST Buddies in da whole wide world... Aneko and Jay! ^__^

People: O_o

HEHEHEHEEEEEEE!

/ Yugi to Yami/

// Yami to Yugi//

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Yugi: *Enters house*

Yami: Hello there! ^___^ Had a nice day?

Yugi: O_O I don wanna talk about it...

Yami: Awww... come on... O.O

Yugi: Nope, I think I'm just gonna eat some... celery...

Yami: Oh! I have something even better! ^^ *Takes out jar of pickles* Want one?

Yugi: ((((((O__O)))))) NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Runs up stairs*

Yami: Hm, what's eating him? *Eats pickle*

Pickle: Nooo.... X___x *Dies*

Yami: o.O! AGH! I ate Yugi the pickle... *Sob* Guess I'M the one who's eating Yugi... *takes another bite out of pickle* O_O

********* At the Bus Stop *********

Bakura: *Sits on ground* Come on squirrels... I won't hurt you... O_O

Squirrels: ((O_O)) *Run away*

Bakura: NOOO! My source of food... U.U

Map: *Lands on ground*

Bakura: *Spots map* O_O! OHH! It's directions to Yugi's house! ^___________^ *Picks up map and walks toward house* La, la, la, LLAAAA!

********** Back At Yugi's House **********

Yami: *Continues to eat pickles and watch Wheel Of Fortune*

Person on Show: I'd like to buy a vowel.

Host: Which one?

Person: Hm... The "A"! It looks so cute! ^___^

Host: Ok! *Hands her an "A"*

A: O.o! Grrr...

Person: HEHE! It's so cute! *Hugs "A"* I will care for it and feed it everyday.. And I shall name it... Bob... o.o

Yami: *Yells at T.V.* NOOO! THAT ONE HAS RABIES! PUT IT BACK! Ppuuuttt iiittt baaccckkk! T__T

Person: It's so cute... ^_^

Bob: *Bites Person*

Person: *Gets Rabies* O_O! GRRRRRR! HIIIISSS! T___T *Runs out of the studio*

Host: ((O__O)) Erm... We'll be right back after these messages...

******* Back to Bakura *******

Bakura: *Gets to turtle shop* Hm... I've always wanted a turtle... O_O

Shop: *Isn't open*

Bakura: Hm... *Knocks on door of shop*

Yami: *Hears knock* What now...? *Opens door*

Bakura: Hi there... O_O

Yami: ((O___O)) It's... YOU! What do you want?

Bakura: I want to buy a turtle!

Yami: Hm... I don't know if we have any turtles... but come in anyways! I'll search for one! *Goes back into shop*

Bakura: Okay! ^___^ *Follows*

Yugi: *Watches from window* (((((((O_________O)))))))

Yami: *Looks around shop* Hm... Not turtles...

Bakura: I need to see.... Yugi... O_O

Yami: Hm.. Oka-

/ No! O_O HE JUST WANTS TO KILL ME!/

// Who?! O__O //

/Bakura.../

// Oh, right!//

/ So you CAN'T let him see me./

// Okay.//

/ Got it?/

// Yes.//

/ Are you ssuurree?? O_O/

//Yep.//

/ You're not gonna let him come in my room right?/

// Yep! ^__^//

/ .... You have NO idea who I'm talking about, do you?/

// NOPE! ^____^ //

/ (--_--;;) BAKURA! B-A-K-U-R-A! T_T/

// Right! Wait... who...? O_O//

/ *SIGH!* Just don't let anyone see me okay?/

// Okay! ^_^//

/ -_-;;/

Yami: You don't need to see him!

Bakura: Yes I do!

Yami: NO YOU DON'T!

Bakura: The customer is ALWAYS right! T__T

Yami: You've got me there! O_O

/ (((O___O))) /

Bakura: Then I'll just... SEE him then...

Yami: Okay! ^^

/ ((((((((((O__O))))))))))) /

Bakura: *Goes up to Yugi's room*

Yugi: *Is huddled in corner*

Bakura: *Opens door* Why... Hello... O_O

Yugi: (((((O__O)))))

Bakura: What? O_o

Yugi: You said you were gonna kill me...

Bakura: Oh, right... I'm gonna kill you at.... CHECKERS!

Yugi: O___o

Bakura: *Pulls out checker board and checkers* Let's play... O_O

Yugi: Er... ok.... O__O

******** Half an Hour Later ********

Bakura: *Moves checker* Go fish!

Yugi: Er... We're playing... Checkers...

Bakura: Oh, right! Check mate!

Yugi: NO! Checkers... O__O

Bakura: Ok... 4B!

Yugi: CHECKERS! Just simple... CHECKERS! O___O

Bakura: *Gasp!* You sunk my battle ship! O______O

Yugi: ((O_O))

Bakura: Bop it! O_O Twist it! PULL it!

Yugi: What are you, a walking commercial? o.o

Bakura: Of COURSE not! Now king me so we can finish this appalling, confucius game!

Yugi: (((O__O))) *Kings checker*

Bakura: WEEEEE! I AM... da checker... O__O *Puts on paper crown* I'm king! I'M YOUR FACE STUPID PHARAOH!

Yugi: Er... maybe it's time for you to... GO! O_O

Bakura: OKAY! See you... later... O.O *jumps out window*

Yugi: O_________O

Bakura: But I'll be back... O.O

Yugi: (((O.O)))

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Don't you DARE ask what that was... but I need ideas! X_X I don't know where this is going... IDEAS! IIIDDDEEEAAAAASSS... Please. O_O

R&R! ^^