Hiei: What movie do you want to watch?

Shdy: GIGI! LET'S WATCH GIGI!

Hiei: and do you really suppose I have "Gigi" or whatever the hell you called it...

Shdy: awes

Mari: Underworld?

Hiei: sure...whatever *plops on the couch by Mariko with a bowl of chocolate covered popcorn*

Voice: at the end of the show, there's a love scene...everyone's eyes were huge.

Mari: awe...KAWAII! *Tear*

Hiei: that ending sucked...

Mari: what'd you mean, "it sucked"? That's the ending I wanted...

Voice: in the back, Yusuke and Shady were frenching...

Mari: So, what ending would you chose you little...whoa...a...err...HAHAHA

Hiei: WHAT?

Mari: look...at th.... them HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hiei: *points at Yusuke and Shady, Shady looking very happy...* Wait 'till Kayko finds out! She'll have your ass on her wall as a trophy! HAHAHA *mumble*

Mari: *covering Hiei's mouth* absorb the moment...inhale... exhale...HAHAHAHA

Hiei: *Bites Mariko's hand*

Mari: OWW! What was that for?

Hiei: I don't know...maybe because...aw forget it!

Mariko: *stares at shady, whom is excruciatingly happy* I wish I was like that

Voice: I know what you expect...and your WRONG, HAHAHAHA (I win)

Mari: who is that guy.......IT'S A GROPER! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *hides behind Hiei* Voice: I AM NOT!

Mari: EEEEEP *hugs Hiei*

Hiei: (subconsciously) this is GOOOOOOD

Mari: IT'S BOB SEGAR...THE GROPER!

Voice: ah....but...but...NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Mari: HE'S GONNA GET ME hugs *Hiei tighter*

Hiei: uhhhhhhhhhhhg...*gargle*

Voice: you know who I am...you MUST!

Yusuke: UR MOM!

Voice: no...fortunately not

Mari: Bob Segar, he cereal groper from the 80's

Voice: you all know me * a rose petal fell to the floor*

Mari: kur...kur...KURSUN GEORGE KURSON...A GROPER!

Voice: Your lack of intelligents has truly amounted... I am Kurama...(dumbass)

Mari: *gasp* dun...dun...dun, you sound a lot like Bob Segar.

Kura: that's...good *takes a handful of chocolate covered popcorn*

Hiei: *grabs Kurama's wrist* MY PRECIOUS

Kurama: Hiei, your disturbed...greatly disturbed

Hiei: NOT YOU, THE CHOCOLATE! *Retches*

Mari: whew...I thought I lost you there.

Hiei: ORANGES AND WHIPPING CREAM!

Mari: YAY! *runs out the door with Hiei*

Kura: do you know what that was about?

Shdy: NOPE

Kura: do you care?

Shdy: NOPE!

.......................

Kura: I FEEL ALONE!

Yusuke: ...

Kura: I GET DIBS ON YUKINA!

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Author's Note

This story is relatively pointless but the people aren't. Many characters represent friends that have helped me with the story plot, such as Shady. I
have to say thanks to Shady because her and I can make some crazy but good work and a lot of this
plot was hers. So...enjoy the rest of my story!