Messing With Washuu's Inventions Has Advantages
Disclaimer: I do not own FY or TM, Sam I Am, I also do not own this rhyme or Green Eggs & Ham. (that would belong to Dr. Seuse ^-^)
Tsumi: Hey minna! Long time, no type! Gomen for this taking so long; no excuse other than damn projects I forgot about until the day they were due and sheer laziness. Forgive me! *bows*
Also, from now until I see the rest of the anime, this will be based on the manga version. (And yes, that includes one of my favorite parts before the seishi get to Hokkan. All of you who have read the manga know what I'm talking about *giggles*)
Onto the fic!
Chapter Thirteen: Explaining
The Suzaku Seishi looked at the two new people and cabbit, while they stared back. Ryoko folded her arms over her chest and said, "Care to explain why the hell you two are here?"
Sasami shrugged and sat up. "No other reason than Washuu sent us to this world when we were supposed to go to another."
"Huh?" Mihoshi said. "I thought it was because I wanted to always be near Kiyone!" She glomped onto Kiyone's midsection. Kiyone just tilted her head back and closed her eyes, sighing, an expression of long suffering on her face.
"Anyway," Sasami said with a smile. "Washuu said that she found out something that you two should know about."
"Okay . . . uh, what is it?" Ryoko said.
"Um . . . Mihoshi?" Sasami said.
Mihoshi blinked and looked at Sasami for a moment. "Oh, yeah!" She began searching through all of the stuff in her pockets, looking for something. Kiyone, in the mean time, had scooted away from her partner and safely behind Chichiri.
"While she's looking," Ryoko said, "Did Washuu tell you anything else?"
Sasami nodded. "Something about how complex this world was, which is why you two haven't been moved around like us. She also said that we can only be here for one hour before she has to send us to another world to avoid us being trapped here as well."
"Let me guess, her exact wording?" Kiyone said. Sasami giggled and laughed.
Ryo-ohki had walked up to Tama-neko, sniffing at the cat curiously. Tama-neko tilted his head while Ryo-ohki let out a meow.
Sasami watched the display and giggled, digging for something in her pocket. "Ryo-ohki!" Said cabbit turned and saw Sasami dangling a carrot in front of her. With a joyful 'meow!', Ryo-ohki ran over to Sasami and happily started munching on the carrot. Tama-neko walked over and sniffed the carrot. Ryo-ohki looked up and moved the carrot so Tama-neko could have a bite. He took a hesitant bite and turned a lively green. Ryo-ohki just shrugged (as much as a cabbit could shrug) and continued to munch happily on the carrot.
Chiriko kneeled beside the cabbit and said, "What kind of creature is this?"
Sasami giggled again. "Her name is Ryo-ohki. She's a cabbit."
Chiriko looked up. "A what?"
"A cabbit! A mix between a cat and rabbit." She said.
Chiriko nodded and smiled, reaching out to pet Ryo-ohki. Ryo-ohki hissed at Chiriko and he hastily pulled his hand back. Sasami tapped the back of Ryo-ohki's head. "Stop that!" the cabbit began to meow again. Sasami looked up to Chiriko and smiled again. "Try using this!" She pulled out another carrot and handed it to Chiriko. He hesitantly held it out for Ryo-ohki, who meowed happily and took the carrot from him. Both Chiriko and Sasami laughed at the cabbit's well-pleased expression.
"Ano . . . who are they?" Miaka asked.
Ryoko smiled, a hand on her hip. "Two people from our world. The little girl is Sasami, and the blonde is Mihoshi, Kiyone's partner."
"Someone I wish I'd never have to see again for the rest of my life." Kiyone mumbled under her breath.
Chichiri seemingly was the only one who caught that. "Why, no da? She seems perfectly pleasant, na no da."
Kiyone gave the monk a slightly exasperated expression. "She is the reason that I haven't been promoted to GP headquarters. She keeps messing up even the easiest of things!"
"Like what?" Amiboshi asked.
"Well . . . like working the simplest equipment, following directions, especially those that could put others in danger and finding things." Kiyone said just as Mihoshi was looking though all of her possessions.
"No, it's not here . . . or here . . . or . . . or . . ." Mihoshi burst into tears and wales. "I can't find it!!"
The Suzaku Seishi, Amiboshi, Sasami and Ryoko all had sweatdrops rolling down the side of their sculls. Kiyone sighed and walked over to her partner. Kneeling beside her, she said, "Mihoshi, are you sure you checked everywhere?"
Mihoshi sniffed twice before blinking and checking another pocket in her pants. "Oh! Here it is!" She giggled as she stood.
"Wow, Kiyone-chan, you're good at that!" Nuriko said.
Kiyone sighed. "Trust me, knowing my partner that well is something I am not proud of."
If Mihoshi heard Kiyone's remark, she didn't care. She held up her Galaxy Police Identification Pen, and pressed the button on top. The small screen came up the pre-recorded Washuu appeared. "Hey girls! Long time no see!" She said happily. "It is I, Washuu, the greatest scientific genius in the universe!"
Her two puppets appeared on her shoulders. "You are the greatest Washuu!" Puppet 1 said.
"Yeah, the best!" Puppet 2 said. Washuu grinned proudly while everyone else facevaulted.
"Anyway, I know I haven't been able to talk to you, but I have good reason. You see, the world you have been sent to plays by a different set of rules than ours does. I think you two have already noticed that."
"Well, no sh*t, Washuu." Ryoko muttered. Tasuki chuckled and held her hand.
"Because of that, I haven't been able to get you two out of there. Although I don't think that you mind, Ryoko-chan." She winked at Ryoko and said demon turned red.
"You two are just going to have to have the Suzaku no Miko wish you back. It's the only option I see for getting you two out of this."
"Also, earlier, I found a strange power, from when Ryoko fought Nakago."
Kiyone growled. "Also called the blonde asshole." She muttered, shifting uneasily. Chichiri placed a hand on her shoulder and she relaxed, seeing his ever-smiling face.
"I'm analyzing it now, and it should be done before I finish this message. I want you two to watch out about that. It's very powerful, especially combined with the power of the god, Seiryuu." Both girls nodded.
"And the final thing is about everyone else. As you have surely been told, Mihoshi and Sasami have been traveling though different times and spaces, Nobiyuki and Katsuhito have been as well. The only thing is that Ayeka and Tenchi haven't traveled through time and as well, like the others. Tenchi seems to be perfectly happy in the world he was sent to." Ryoko winced at the memory of finding out that Tenchi had fallen in love with someone else. Tasuki blinked, seeing her saddened expression and pulled her closer to him, wrapping his arms around her waist. Ryoko smiled and continued to listen to the rest of the message. "However, I have had no idea where Ayeka is. It is like she completely disappeared without a trace."
"Good riddance." Ryoko muttered as she remembered the prissy princess.
A monitor began to beep on one of the many consoles in Washuu's lab and she looked at it's screen. "It can't be . . ." She said, before turning around to face the girls again. "I finally know what that strange power the Seiryuu Shichiseishi have! It's the--"
And the message cut out as both Mihoshi and Sasami disappeared to be thrown into another world. Ryo-ohki meowed a couple of times, and realized she was left in a world without any carrots before beginning to sob.
Kiyone's eyebrow's furrowed. "So, what's going to happen next . . .?" She asked no one in particular.
Chiriko gasped. "Minna! We're about to hit land!"
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And, whatta know? Another cliffhanger! ^-^
Shiroi Hikari : See you changed your screen name, ne? And thanks for bugging me until I finished this chapter.
SessyRyo : It still doesn't look like FanFiction.net is liking you, Sessy-chan, but I still appreciate the feedback, even if it's chopped up and such! *firm nod*
Minna, please review! The more reviews I get makes me want to write more, better and longer chapters! Come on! I'd like to hear what you all think!
Disclaimer: I do not own FY or TM, Sam I Am, I also do not own this rhyme or Green Eggs & Ham. (that would belong to Dr. Seuse ^-^)
Tsumi: Hey minna! Long time, no type! Gomen for this taking so long; no excuse other than damn projects I forgot about until the day they were due and sheer laziness. Forgive me! *bows*
Also, from now until I see the rest of the anime, this will be based on the manga version. (And yes, that includes one of my favorite parts before the seishi get to Hokkan. All of you who have read the manga know what I'm talking about *giggles*)
Onto the fic!
Chapter Thirteen: Explaining
The Suzaku Seishi looked at the two new people and cabbit, while they stared back. Ryoko folded her arms over her chest and said, "Care to explain why the hell you two are here?"
Sasami shrugged and sat up. "No other reason than Washuu sent us to this world when we were supposed to go to another."
"Huh?" Mihoshi said. "I thought it was because I wanted to always be near Kiyone!" She glomped onto Kiyone's midsection. Kiyone just tilted her head back and closed her eyes, sighing, an expression of long suffering on her face.
"Anyway," Sasami said with a smile. "Washuu said that she found out something that you two should know about."
"Okay . . . uh, what is it?" Ryoko said.
"Um . . . Mihoshi?" Sasami said.
Mihoshi blinked and looked at Sasami for a moment. "Oh, yeah!" She began searching through all of the stuff in her pockets, looking for something. Kiyone, in the mean time, had scooted away from her partner and safely behind Chichiri.
"While she's looking," Ryoko said, "Did Washuu tell you anything else?"
Sasami nodded. "Something about how complex this world was, which is why you two haven't been moved around like us. She also said that we can only be here for one hour before she has to send us to another world to avoid us being trapped here as well."
"Let me guess, her exact wording?" Kiyone said. Sasami giggled and laughed.
Ryo-ohki had walked up to Tama-neko, sniffing at the cat curiously. Tama-neko tilted his head while Ryo-ohki let out a meow.
Sasami watched the display and giggled, digging for something in her pocket. "Ryo-ohki!" Said cabbit turned and saw Sasami dangling a carrot in front of her. With a joyful 'meow!', Ryo-ohki ran over to Sasami and happily started munching on the carrot. Tama-neko walked over and sniffed the carrot. Ryo-ohki looked up and moved the carrot so Tama-neko could have a bite. He took a hesitant bite and turned a lively green. Ryo-ohki just shrugged (as much as a cabbit could shrug) and continued to munch happily on the carrot.
Chiriko kneeled beside the cabbit and said, "What kind of creature is this?"
Sasami giggled again. "Her name is Ryo-ohki. She's a cabbit."
Chiriko looked up. "A what?"
"A cabbit! A mix between a cat and rabbit." She said.
Chiriko nodded and smiled, reaching out to pet Ryo-ohki. Ryo-ohki hissed at Chiriko and he hastily pulled his hand back. Sasami tapped the back of Ryo-ohki's head. "Stop that!" the cabbit began to meow again. Sasami looked up to Chiriko and smiled again. "Try using this!" She pulled out another carrot and handed it to Chiriko. He hesitantly held it out for Ryo-ohki, who meowed happily and took the carrot from him. Both Chiriko and Sasami laughed at the cabbit's well-pleased expression.
"Ano . . . who are they?" Miaka asked.
Ryoko smiled, a hand on her hip. "Two people from our world. The little girl is Sasami, and the blonde is Mihoshi, Kiyone's partner."
"Someone I wish I'd never have to see again for the rest of my life." Kiyone mumbled under her breath.
Chichiri seemingly was the only one who caught that. "Why, no da? She seems perfectly pleasant, na no da."
Kiyone gave the monk a slightly exasperated expression. "She is the reason that I haven't been promoted to GP headquarters. She keeps messing up even the easiest of things!"
"Like what?" Amiboshi asked.
"Well . . . like working the simplest equipment, following directions, especially those that could put others in danger and finding things." Kiyone said just as Mihoshi was looking though all of her possessions.
"No, it's not here . . . or here . . . or . . . or . . ." Mihoshi burst into tears and wales. "I can't find it!!"
The Suzaku Seishi, Amiboshi, Sasami and Ryoko all had sweatdrops rolling down the side of their sculls. Kiyone sighed and walked over to her partner. Kneeling beside her, she said, "Mihoshi, are you sure you checked everywhere?"
Mihoshi sniffed twice before blinking and checking another pocket in her pants. "Oh! Here it is!" She giggled as she stood.
"Wow, Kiyone-chan, you're good at that!" Nuriko said.
Kiyone sighed. "Trust me, knowing my partner that well is something I am not proud of."
If Mihoshi heard Kiyone's remark, she didn't care. She held up her Galaxy Police Identification Pen, and pressed the button on top. The small screen came up the pre-recorded Washuu appeared. "Hey girls! Long time no see!" She said happily. "It is I, Washuu, the greatest scientific genius in the universe!"
Her two puppets appeared on her shoulders. "You are the greatest Washuu!" Puppet 1 said.
"Yeah, the best!" Puppet 2 said. Washuu grinned proudly while everyone else facevaulted.
"Anyway, I know I haven't been able to talk to you, but I have good reason. You see, the world you have been sent to plays by a different set of rules than ours does. I think you two have already noticed that."
"Well, no sh*t, Washuu." Ryoko muttered. Tasuki chuckled and held her hand.
"Because of that, I haven't been able to get you two out of there. Although I don't think that you mind, Ryoko-chan." She winked at Ryoko and said demon turned red.
"You two are just going to have to have the Suzaku no Miko wish you back. It's the only option I see for getting you two out of this."
"Also, earlier, I found a strange power, from when Ryoko fought Nakago."
Kiyone growled. "Also called the blonde asshole." She muttered, shifting uneasily. Chichiri placed a hand on her shoulder and she relaxed, seeing his ever-smiling face.
"I'm analyzing it now, and it should be done before I finish this message. I want you two to watch out about that. It's very powerful, especially combined with the power of the god, Seiryuu." Both girls nodded.
"And the final thing is about everyone else. As you have surely been told, Mihoshi and Sasami have been traveling though different times and spaces, Nobiyuki and Katsuhito have been as well. The only thing is that Ayeka and Tenchi haven't traveled through time and as well, like the others. Tenchi seems to be perfectly happy in the world he was sent to." Ryoko winced at the memory of finding out that Tenchi had fallen in love with someone else. Tasuki blinked, seeing her saddened expression and pulled her closer to him, wrapping his arms around her waist. Ryoko smiled and continued to listen to the rest of the message. "However, I have had no idea where Ayeka is. It is like she completely disappeared without a trace."
"Good riddance." Ryoko muttered as she remembered the prissy princess.
A monitor began to beep on one of the many consoles in Washuu's lab and she looked at it's screen. "It can't be . . ." She said, before turning around to face the girls again. "I finally know what that strange power the Seiryuu Shichiseishi have! It's the--"
And the message cut out as both Mihoshi and Sasami disappeared to be thrown into another world. Ryo-ohki meowed a couple of times, and realized she was left in a world without any carrots before beginning to sob.
Kiyone's eyebrow's furrowed. "So, what's going to happen next . . .?" She asked no one in particular.
Chiriko gasped. "Minna! We're about to hit land!"
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And, whatta know? Another cliffhanger! ^-^
Shiroi Hikari : See you changed your screen name, ne? And thanks for bugging me until I finished this chapter.
SessyRyo : It still doesn't look like FanFiction.net is liking you, Sessy-chan, but I still appreciate the feedback, even if it's chopped up and such! *firm nod*
Minna, please review! The more reviews I get makes me want to write more, better and longer chapters! Come on! I'd like to hear what you all think!
