Team Chaotix on Tour!
By Angnix

(Thought there should be another Heroes-based humor story. . . full of Heroes spoilers though. . .anyway here's Team Chaotix on Tour!

I do not own any of the characters in this story of course, Sonic Team does)

Chaotix Detective Agency, off in one corner stands Espio, he is kind of bored, so he is playing the theme of Super Mario Bros. on his banjo. In comes Vector.

"What the heck is that you are playing Espio? Wanna get sued?"

Espio pulls out a shuriken.

"Any more complains?"

"Ummm, no. . ."

Just then a very excited Charmy comes rushing in.

"WE HAVE WORK! WORK! WORK! WORK! WORK! WORK!"

Charmy flies around the room erratically, Vector grabs Charmy and puts his hand over his mouth.

"Lay off the sugar kid!"

"It's not sugar, I drink flower nectar and honey!!!"

Espio gives him a weird stare.

"Umm, never mind. Anyway what kinda work?"

"A mysterious client says that he will help promote us as the next big musical group if we agree to give him only 20% of the profit!!!"

"And how do you know this client is trustworthy? Remember what happened last time??? That Eggman still didn't pay us!"

"He says he is one of the people that also fought against Metal Madness and described everything that happened in detail and was impressed by what we did, but he wouldn't say who he was."

"Charmy, Eggman was there too, are you sure it wasn't Eggman?"

"Would Eggman be stupid enough to try to trick us again especially after how we beat him up and everything? Plus whoever it was was awfully short and was in disguise, way too short and way, way too slim to be Eggman!"

Vector being a detective and all wanted to know all details as possible.

"So, how short was he? What did his voice sound like?"

"He was about Espio's size and I think he was purposely disguising his voice, kind of deep though. . ."

"About Espio's size huh, well that eliminates Omega and Big for sure, probably Cream and Tails too since they are kind of small. So that leaves Sonic, Knuckles, Shadow, Rouge, and Amy. Hmm. . ."

"Oh I almost forgot! He told me to call him by the codename "Maria""

"Maria? Sounds like a girl then Charmy! What guy would want to be called Maria?"

"Well see Vector, umm, I didn't see those things Amy and Rouge have that guys stare at for some reason, even though I don't understand that myself. . ."

"Charmy, when you're older. . ."

"Anyway I think he has quills or something that he was hiding with a big hat and the big loose fitting cloak."

"Well, that doesn't help much Charmy, Sonic, Shadow, Amy have quills, Knuckles has those dreads and Rouge has those huge brea. . . I mean ears to hide, so that doesn't help much. . . plus if it was a girl that cloak would hide. . . darn, now I can't stop thinking about them. . ."

"Whoever it is, maybe Maria is some clue. Whatever the case is, this is too interesting to pass up, so boys, what do ya think?"

Charmy buzzes happily through the room.

"I'm in!"

Espio gives Vector a concerned stare, but then nods in agreement. Charmy then buzzes around happily again.

"Yay! Let's rock n' roll!"

(I will update this if I get some reviews.)