Team Chaotix on Tour! Chapter 2
By Angnix

(Just got Sonic Battle, haven't played all the way through that one game yet, but already too many funny elements to leave that game out of this story too, now there is quite a bit of Battle in here, including a good portion of Emerl. . . plus of course I am going to do the American Idol idea, WAY too funny to pass up!!!!! I have so many ideas for this now, it should be great! Plus I did put in who's speaking in front of the quotes. And if you have any ideas, they would be greatly appreciated.)

The next day, Charmy comes buzzing in holding a large envelope.

Charmy: "Oh boy oh boy oh boy! Our first instructions from our client! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!"

Vector: "Open it up and read it already!"

Charmy: " De. . De. . Dear. . . Ch. ."

Vector: "What's the hold up?"

Charmy: "I'm only in the first grade Vector! I can't read very well. . ."

Vector snatches the letter from Charmy.

Vector: "Dear Chaotix, I already believe in your skills but I want to make sure you truly have what it takes. The popular television series American Idol is going to do a band special, and they are currently holding auditions on Emerald City's Emerald Shore today. Go there and show them all you got! Signed: Maria"

Charmy: "Oh boy! We're going to the Emerald City?!?!?! We're off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of OZ!"

Espio: "No Charmy, that is a fictional city, we are going to a real city."

Charmy: "So, there's no wizards or munchkins or cool flying monkeys there?"

Espio: "No."

Charmy: "Aww man!"

Vector: "Come on boys! No time to waste!"

In whatever they drive around they soon arrive in Emerald City, but they are kind of lost. Charmy sees something quite strange however.

Charmy: "Hey look! That house is shaped like Tail's head, do you think he lives there?"

Vector: "I sure hope so, or whoever lives there has a sad, sad obsession with that kid. . ."

Vector walks up and knocks on the door, but the only thing that answers it is a weird robot.

Vector: "Um, can you tell us where Emerald Shore is?

Emerl: ". . ."

Espio: "Can you speak?"

Emerl: ". . ."

Charmy: "Maybe it's broken. . ."

Suddenly Amy comes running up and smashes Vector with her hammer.

Amy: "You stay away from my baby!!! Oh wait, I remember you, you're the Chaotix, sorry. . ."

Vector stands up and rubs his head.

Vector: "Hey! You're that little brat!!! I still want to know what you meant by that date comment!"

Amy: "I would never date you, you're a huge ugly crocodile thing with bad breath!"

Vector: "WHAT DID YOU SAY?"

Suddenly Vector picks up Espio and throws him at Amy in ball form, Amy is hit and falls over.

Emerl: "Mommy! Mommy!"

Emerl slugs Vector in the head with a hammer move he copied from Amy.

Suddenly Sonic and Tails appear and break up the fight.

Amy: "Sonic, that Vector creep was trying to hurt our baby!!!"

Sonic puts his head over his face.

Vector: "She attacked me for no reason! I just want to know where Emerald Shore is so we can audition for American Idol!"

Sonic: "Emerald Shore is just a little south of here. Just go on, and Amy, first of all that thing is not our baby, and second, Tails, try to reprogram it so it stops calling Amy mommy, I gotta go! Bye!"

Sonic zooms off, the Chaotix hop in their vehicle and head south. Tails looks at Amy.

Tails: "Don't worry Amy, I think it is funny it calls you mommy and it ticks Sonic off, so I'm not going to mess with it."

Amy looks at Emerl.

Amy: "Come on Emerl, let's make your daddy some cookies!"

Emerl: "Cookies! Cookies!"

Team Chaotix arrives at the beach to find a HUGE amount of various groups standing in line for their turn to audition in front of Randy, Paula, and the notorious Simon Cowell. After about 3 hours of waiting the team was kind of exhausted though.

Vector: "Can't this stupid line go any faster?"

Charmy: "I have to go to the bathroom."

Espio: "I'm getting tired of this. . ."

Espio goes invisible and sneaks past some security guards. He spots some V.I.P. passes and snatches three of them, then sneaks back to the line and reappears.

Espio: "Nothing is impossible with Ultimate Ninja Power!!!"

Vector: "Yes Espio, we know you are a ninja, now let's go!"

The three show their passes to the security guards and head to where the auditions were being held.

Charmy: "I have to go to the bathroom!"

Umm, I mean first they go to the bathroom, then they go to where the auditions were being held. Vector went up to a band in line.

Vector: "See, we're V.I.P.s, can we cut in line?"

Rocker Guy: "No way dude! We've been standing in this line for hours man, I'm not giving up my place, even if I do have to go to the bathroom!"

Vector opens his mouth and blows a little of his breath in his face, guy and the rest of his band runs off.

Random Guy: "That croc needs to see a doctor about that!"

The Chaotix put on their best smiles as they walk into the audition room. At once Randy, Paula and Simon give them a very strange stare.

Simon: "So, what do you call yourselves?"

Vector: "The Chaotix! I'm Vector the Crocodile, this is Espio the Chameleon, and this little guy is Charmy Bee! A long time ago we used to have a fourth member, Mighty the Armadillo, but he disappeared under mysterious circumstances. . ."

Simon: "The first thing I have to say is you three look bloody awful! A crocodile, a bee and a chameleon might not look well in the public's eye, but what the heck, let's hear you sing."

"TWAG! TWAG! TWAG! BEE BEE BEE! CHARMY BEE! ROARRRRRRRRRRR!"

After their performance they looked around, but saw no one.

Vector: "Hey, what happened?"

Charmy: "I don't know, but we did get a lot of Rings for some reason!"

Suddenly they were caught up in a mysterious flash of light, then they were suddenly somewhere else entirely.

Vector: "Okay, what gives?"

Then a cloaked figure appeared in front of them.

Mysterious Figure: "Nice job boys. I have already taken my profit, I will send you all home now, I will give you further instructions tomorrow."

Vector: "Who are you?"

Vector lunged at the figure, but suddenly in another flash of light they were back at the Chaotix Detective's Agency.

Vector: "Man, that was strange. . ."

Charmy: "Hey, some of our Rings are gone!"

(Okay, so I know they just auditioned, they weren't really on the show, but guess what. . . they don't know it but they made the cut. . . how you may ask? Read the next chapter to find out. . .)