Team Chaotix On Tour Chapter 5
By Angnix

(*Looks at pile of stuff I must read and write papers about by Monday* *sigh* Oh well. . . anyway I think I got off a little off-track with the story last chapter, my humor story was turning too serious. . . anyway for some reason the number of reviews has dropped quite significantly, so don't worry, this chapter will be humorous, even though still there is no Team Chaotix singing and blowing stuff up until a little later, but don't worry, Espio's snooping will turn funny. Enjoy!)

Espio decided to stay invisible despite the fact he was spotted. Suddenly a large mouse ran across the floor with a Guard Robo following it.

Guard Robo: "All intruders must be eliminated!"

The Guard Robo vaporized the mouse with an electric shock till the mouse was no more than ashes gently falling to the floor.

Computer Voice: "Intruder Destroyed. Deactivating Guard Robo."

The Guard Robo slowly went back the direction it came from, Espio secretly thinking to himself "Man, Eggman's security is tight, I might as well leave before I am that mouse."

Vector was quite concerned with what he heard over his mic.

Vector: "Espio? Espio?" (thinking to himself "Where am I gonna find another purple ninja chameleon that plays that banjo-thing or whatever the heck that is?)

But Espio didn't dare say a word until he had successfully crawled through the air duct and back outside to freedom.

Espio: "I'm okay, a mouse tripped off his alarm system. There were rather puzzling journal entries on the Doc's computer written by someone named Gerald that mentioned someone named Maria, something called a Gizoid and a couple of references to Shadow. I have no clue what it means, but it might suggest this whole mystery does indeed involve Eggman. But I did not investigate further, I am not a coward, but at the same time I did not want to be that mouse. Poor little mousy *cries*."

Vector: "Umm, Espio, you are starting to scare me."

Espio: "Sorry."

Vector: "You did find some very nice information, but that is still not proof that Eggman had anything to do with this. Anyway I want you to head to Central City and spy on Amy Rose and Cream the Rabbit. It is pretty unlikely they have anything to do with this, but being the good detectives we are we cannot rule out any possibilities."

Espio: "Affirmative, (in a whisper) its cute little whiskers, gone. . ."

Vector: "What did you say?"

Espio: "Um, nothing, I'm heading over there now."

Espio approached the pink apartment complex invisible, Amy, Cream and Emerl were outside.

Amy: "So you are saying I can't eat chocolate anymore?"

Emerl: "If you want to continue your current rate of calorie loss chocolate is no longer an acceptable food."

Amy: "Oh. . .Hey Cream, Cheese what to boxercise again?"

Cream: "Oh man. . .I wish Mom wasn't mysteriously gone somewhere. . ."

While Amy, Cream, and Emerl were boxercising, Espio snuck his way into her room. The poor chameleons brain went on overload, he whispered to Vector.

Espio: "It's the most hideous thing I have ever seen. Pink everywhere. Sonic's face everywhere. This girl disturbs me."

Vector: "But we must know. Anyway girl's like that usually keep a diary, look under her pillow or mattress or something, that is usually where girls keep things like that."

Espio: "Okay, I've found the diary, it appears to have a lock, but fortunately I have Ultimate Ninja Power lock-picking skills!"

Vector: "Fine, just open and read it already!"

Espio had the lock picked in short time, and proceeded to read the last entry.

"Dear Diary:

I can't believe it!!!! Sonic a robot named Emerl to test me to see if I can be a good mommy!!! Okay, so I did accidentally let Rouge kidnap him, but Sonic doesn't have to know about that. I am a good mommy. Sonic will come with the ring tomorrow, and then the next day we will be wed. Then 9 months later our little one will come. But currently our first baby seems to be growing well, he is saying many more words, despite the fact he had been rude. But he just copied that off of Sonic, but that is okay, Sonic will not be rude anymore when he is married to me because I will teach him manners."

Espio: "Vector, after reading just one entry in this journal, I am pretty much convinced she has nothing to do with our client, and she needs a psychiatrist really, really badly."

Just then he heard a shriek coming from the door way.

Amy: "AHHHHHHH! There is a ghost or something reading my diary!!!"

Espio realizing that Amy seeing her open diary floating in mid-air freaked her out decided to make himself visible, but that just made things worse.

Amy: "ESPIO! YOU PERVERT! YOU'VE BEEN SPYING ON ME!!!"

Espio had no time to react before the Piko Piko hit him square on the top of his head at full force.