Disclaimer: I had a dream that Harry Potter was mine, such a good dream that was* sigh*. Sadly I woke up and found out that it was a dream. And some dreams can come true, but sadly to say this one cant. In other words Harry Potter and all the characters that you recognize DOES NOT belong to me. Thank you for your attention, *bows deeply *.
- I give my humble thanks to the ever so magnificent writer,
(IM: there's a comma there!) (E: Shut up and theres supposed to be a capital there.)
Ides of March, my beta-reader!
I'm terribly sorry for the long wait, first we had a project in school then I lost part of the chapter then I got grounded from the computer for a week! So, I'm very sorry for the long update.
(IM: Tut, tut, tut, always giving excuses.)
(E: I said, Shut up! And I'm basically giving the truth.)
(IM: You can put this up on the site if you want (or you can erase it) I don't really care. I'm just trying to add some more comic relief into your story (not that you don't already have it with your notes and stuff) I really am using too many brackets?)
(E: Yes you are, now SHUT UP!!!)
Now enough ramblings and on with ze story.
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Chapter 1~ Disappearance and a meeting
"How dare that boy!"
Vernon Dursley was mad. His beastly face was purpling from anger, 'How dare that boy wake me up, again with that horrid screaming! Can't he learn to keep his mouth shut? He'll pay this time!' Reaching for the door, he threw it open.
"Boy! I had enough of your screaming! It's bloody 1 o'clock in the morning! Can you hear me, you ungrateful…"
Vernon Dursley kept ranting like this for 5 minutes before realizing that there was no one in the room. The off-white walls were bare; everything was gone except for a desk, the bed, a bookshelf and the broken toys. There was no sign of anything ever inhabiting that room. He reddened and purpled even more (if that was possible) then, quicker than any snitch, he turned a disgusting mushroom gray, remembering a letter sent to him at the beginning of the summer:
Dursley,
If ANYTHING happens to Harry this summer then I would personally come and make sure that you would wish that you were never born. In other words, treat him nicely and give him proper amounts of food (I've noticed that he's particularly small and skinny for his age). I'm keeping my eye on you Dursley.
Harry's godfather (and escaped convict),
(Paw print)
After recalling what the letter said, Vernon Dursley grew even more suspicious of Harry. What if he disappeared just to get him punished?
'But the boy never read the letter. No, he probably read it when I wasn't watching. Trust the boy to try and get me punished, he should know it wouldn't work, after all we done for him, feeding him and give him clothes and shelter, and this is what we get! That ungrateful git.' With that he turned and left, muttering about an order of drills.
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Halfway across the country at the Order of the Phoenix HQ, what looked like a meeting of sleepy headed PJ's, an unexpected alarm was going off.
(A/N: Maybe I should end it there?)
(Nah Im not THAT mean)
~ An hour earlier at Hogwarts ~Albus Dumbledore sighed, he was at the Order of the Phoenixes meeting, which consisted 15 wizards and witches who were: Arthur, Bill & Charlie Weasley, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Minerva McGonagall, Filius Flitwick, Severus Snape, Arabella Figg, Alastor Mad-Eye Moody, Mundungus Fletcher, Albus Dumbledore, a American girl named Azealea Cloves, a French girl named Juin Huite, but she preferred to be called June, and a outcast elf named Solare Navia. It was the first meeting since Voldemort's downfall.
( Beep. Azealea Cloves: Hair ~ long straight black with violet-blue streaks. Eyes ~ violet-blue. Height ~ 5'8 Job ~ Fighter Age: 28 June Huite: Hair ~ 2 inches below the shoulders wavy dark brown hair with golden streaks. Eyes ~ hazel-gold Height ~ 5'7 Job ~ muggle fencing teacher Age ~ 28 Solare Navia: Hair ~ long straight black with red streaks. Eyes ~ brown-red. Height ~ 5'10 Job ~ unknown Age ~ 18 and all the elf traits: pointy ears, slim body, on the dot aim, amazing fighting abilities, the ability to do minor wandless magic, ability to speak to animals, ability to have three animagus forms and immortality)
Currently, Sirius and Snape were glaring and yelling at each other, Remus had tried to stop them but soon gave up and was now asleep. Arthur and Mundungus were avoiding each other. Charlie, Bill and Moody were arguing about curses. Arabella and Flitwick were disagreeing about some shield spell, Solare was by the window gazing out at the stars with a lonely gaze. The only ones that got along were Azealea and June who happened to be friends and were catching up with each other. But all in all it was not very good.
"Quiet! Now if we are going to work together we better cooperate! I call the first Order of the Phoenix Order meeting since the rebirth of Voldemort, to order," ordered Albus Dumbledore (A/N: Sooo many orders (PUN! Is that a pun?) Sorry, really hyper.). Everyone flinched at the name (or was it all the orders?), but nonetheless it gained everyone's attention. "Okay, Sirius, report on the rounding of the crowd."
"It's going quite well. A lot of the people are coming back, though some people aren't too sure but other than that it's good. The majority of the people want to join," Sirius reported.
Then Snape stood up, glaring at Sirius.
"I'm not exactly the Dark Lord's closest confidante right now (he's probably not even his confidante), so I don't have much to report on, except that he is lying low and gaining more support and power and occasionally attacking muggles." Then he sat back down.
Next Arthur Weasley stood up,
"Things at the Ministry are going well; people are starting to believe that You-Know-Who has come back, and are turning against Fudge, and are thinking of having another election."
"Thank you Arthur, Arabella Figg what's the state of Privet Drive?" Dumbledore asked, expecting good news.
"Not good Albus, not good; the wards you put up are weakening rapidly, and if you think that the Dursley's are nice to Harry I'm afraid you're very wrong." At this many people around the room paled, especially Sirius.
"Tell us Arabella." said Dumbledore, the twinkle in his eyes dulled.
She continued, "Everyday he wakes up at 5:00am, then goes down stairs to prepare breakfast at 6:30-"
" 'Ey! Don' zey know 'ow to coohke?" asked June, who appeared to have more than just a little French accent.
"Please, don't interrupt again. As I was saying at 7:00 after he prepared breakfast he goes get his list of chores to do for the day," Sirius looked like he was about to interrupt, but a look from Arabella stop him. "He has to finish this list of chores before Mr. Dursley comes home (7:00PM)." At this most people didn know why she was so worried. "I found one of the lists and brought them in and I think none of you will even be able to do this for one day much less everyday."
Snape snorted, "Corpus bones, I barely think his relatives would do that to him, the famous Harry Potter, with his special, little lightning shaped scar."
Arabella glared, "Well, Severus, if you even looked at the list, much less read it then I think that you wouldn't dare to say that. This is the list." She threw down a half a meter long paper filled with things to do. People gasped, all that in 12 hours? Arabella picked up the list with disgust and started to read it, "Prepare breakfast, wash and polish the windows, cut and weed the lawn, plant the new plants, paint the fence, paint the door, clean Dudley's room, make lunch, wash dishes, replace rocks (more like boulders), mop the floor, and I'll save you from the rest."
"Yeah, yeah, ok, you made your point. Now let's continue feeling sorry for our poor, little hero. So, he has a lot of chores who cares?" muttered hissed Snape.
Sirius, who was sitting across from Snape, heard him.
"Who cares? Who CARES?!?! This is my godson here! Your student! James son! The-Boy-Who-Lived! How can you say who cares!!?! When he's doing all these chores right now? When he's starving to death? When the Dursley's are lazing away!!?!" Sirius bellowed so loud that the window rattled.
"Sirius, calm down!" grumbled Remus who was just effectively awakened from his slumber, "Dumbledore, I thought you said the Dursley's are safe."
Dumbledore who by now was quite pale answered, "The wards are only safe if the Dursley's are kind to him and if the secret keeper didn't tell anyone."
At this Arthur paled even more, "Oh M-merlin, Dumbledore w-we need t-to g-get Harry out of there now." Arthur stuttered.
"We will update the shields at once who is on duty right now?" asked Dumbledore.
"I'm supposed to be, but you said that everyone should come so I came. Sorry, I didn't know I'll go now," replied the Elf, Solare.
"Yes, yes, go there now please Ms. Navia, and update the shields, also if there's anything peculiar, report here immediately."
TBC…
Fair Lady Ravenclaw: um? thanks?
Dark1: I am, I am, I will, I will.
Ides of March: Nooooo, you uncovered my identity! You evil, evil person. Just joking, anyway thank you so very much, and, you are? (Shut up, Iris, grumbled Ides of March. I'll see you tomorrow at your house.) (E: Oh like I don't know!)
Thanks for all the reviews; they were all very amusing? And please review; Im practically living off them. Another thanks to Ides of March. (ME!!!!!! That's me (Ides of March) talking right now.) (E: I think I just mentioned that Lisa.)
Also, should I make Malfoy good or evil? PLZ review! And a tiny preview of a part in chapter 2!
* Harry, you can wake up now. * 'What?' Harry groaned and sat up, a burst of pain shot up through his spine. ' What happened?' Harry thought to himself.~ You were transported from the Dursley's ~
This time a feminine voice answered.
'Huh? Whoa, I'm hearing voices in my head, I must be on the brink of insanity. Imagine that, Daily Prophet front page; Harry Potter, The-Boy-Who-Lived, Insane!'
Chuckles were heard.
* You are very well not insane. I'd die before you are insane. *
Someone cleared their throat.
~ You are dead ~
* Oh yeah, I forgot *
~ For the worlds most powerful wizard, you sure can be dumb. ~
'Ok, now I am officially insane.'
* I told you that you are not insane for as long as… for as long as… uh…. *
'Who are you anyway?'
* You can call me….
There's the little preview, plz review!!!!
~ Eclipze
