Bass GSX: Hey, folks, me again.

Phil: Yeah, it's us...who're we?

Marcus: Forget it.

Pent: Where are we?

Sonic: Megaman authoring section.

Bass GSX: In honor of Revokov's INCREDIBLE Supercondensed series, I would like to bring you...MEGAMAN ZERO SUPERCONDENSED!

Sonic: He doesn't own Megaman Zero, or the Supercondensed idea.

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It's 100 FRICKIN' years after X and Zero WHUPPED UP on BIGBADEVILGOLDSigma.

Ciel: We have to get to Zero!  PLOTLINE and all that.

Soldiers: Okay.

BUTBUTBUT, they underestimated the power of Cyclops death robots.  Zero MAGICALLY comes to LIFE and KICKS all the asses of the robots with his MAD SNIPING SKILLZ.

Zero: Who's the bitch now?

Cyclopses: FUX0R, we'll get you next time

Suddenly, a giant robot appears, but Zero beats it down with his new Z-saber he got from a COMPUTER.

Bill Gates: HOLY CRAP I gotta make me one of those!

Zero: Who's the bitch NOW?

However, when he RESTURNS with Ciel, he finds out all is NOT what it seems...

Ciel: I need you to be an errand boy.

Zero: Bizawizotch!

Zero KICKS the HAIRY ASSES of several bosses, and returns to find more bosses.

Ciel: Oh, no...big bad MEANIE bosses.  I think you can do it, but be careful yeah right LIKE I CARE.

Zero: Okay.

Zero realizes that these bosses are INCREDIBLY PREDICTABLE but DIES fighting them several times.

Fefnir: Hah, Zero, you're red like me but you still suck.

Zero:  Oh, yeah? (kills him)

Fefnir: Crap.  He dies.

Zero then gets MYSTERIOUSLY (not really) asked to come to the other bosses.

Harpuia: I'm bad, I'm bad!  Not only am I difficult to beat, my name is unpronounceable!

Zero: Like that last word? (kills him)

Harpuia: FUX0R, I'll be back...

Some BIZNATCH is setting EXPLODINGBOMBSOFCUDDLYDEATH at the factory...

Phantom: Grrrr, I'm a gigantic coward!

Zero: Who cares? (kills him)

Phantom: Oh, yeah?  He dies.

Zero then moves on to the Lair of the Fox...

Leviathan: Hey, pretty boy...

Zero: Whoa, damn!  You're hot!

Leviathan: HAH!  You have fallen for my womanly charm! (she kills him)

Zero: Shit, where's Dr. Light's upgrades when ya need 'em?

Because it's a VIDEO GAME, Zero MAGICALLY comes BACK to LIFE.  But, he has to PAY a LIFE TOKEN THINGY.

Zero: HAHAHA!  I'm back.

Leviathan: WTF?

Zero: Although you are unbelievably hot, I must kill you.  He does.

Leviathan: Aww...right when we got to the good part...She dies.

Zero: Alright, Mr. Mysterious Villain, I'm getting bored...

A weird sparkly thing comes and makes weird MUZAK, but then "opens" up NEO ARCADIA, the most RETARDED name for a BADGUYLAIR ever.

Zero: Man, these missions are getting gay.

Suddenly, the door OPENS and reveals a GIANTBADSLUGSLUDGETHINGOFDEATH (and General Unhappiness).

Sludge Thing: Glorp!  Glob, blug borp, yak!

Zero: Yeah, whatever. (kills it)

ST: Boo hoo.

This MAGICALLY makes the FINAL DOOR to Gay Lair open UP.  A bunch of the EASY bad PEOPLE are behind ELEVATOR DOORS.

Bosses: Look at us!  We're good as new!

UNFORTUNATELY for them, Zero KICKS their asses AGAIN.

Zero: Who's the bitch NOW?!

THEN, MORE doors open MYSTERIOUSLY and Zero makes it to the BADMEANEVILWEIRDLOOKING-X copy.

Four Guardians: Nyah, nyah!  We won't let you past!

Zero: Bizzlewizzledizzleinthehizzlefoshizzleniznatchnotchniotches!

After Zero utters this BIZZARRE and MESSED UP word, COPY X appears, NOT even looking REMOTELY cool.

Copy X: Tremble with terror, you are finished!

Zero: Piss off. (kills him)

Copy X: You killed me, now I get all scary and shit!  He does.

Zero: DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!

While Zero has MAD HACKING SKILLZ, his ATTEMPTS are FUTILE.  All he gets is BADLY HURT and Copy X gets nastier.

Copy X: GAHAHAHAAHA!

Zero: DIE, please!

HOWEVER, Zero gets an INCREDIBLY lucky SHOT and KILLS Copy X.

Copy X: I may have lost, but you still suck donkeys!

Zero: Dunno, don't care!

The WHOLE place goes KABOOMIES, and Zero only BARELY makes it out.  As he faceplants into the sand, SPARKLYSHINYNICEPRETTY X appears.

Hologram X: Zero, this world is hard.  I don't like fighting, and you're...not listening.  Whatever.  He leaves.

Cyclopses: Hey, Zero, guess who?

Zero: Uhh...DIE? (kills them all)

SUDDENLY, there's a REALLY POINTLESS CUTSCENE.

Zero: WHO'S THE BITCH NOW?

THE CREDITS ROLL

Zero: Alright, I'm serious, who is the bitch now?