Daphne: LEMME GO! You're NOT the devil! I KNOW what you did last summer!!!?!
'Devil': Wha? really? You know?? But I thought I got rid of the dead body---um I mean uh..*scratches back of head*
Daphne: ...
'Devil': Hehe...uh...Ano...Igottagobye! *runs around madly then disappears in a puff of red smoke*
Daphne: ...?
IMPORTANT NOTE~~ I know that it may seem like forever since I updated, but if you check the last three chapters and found that you never read those before, then read them. I actually kept reposting/combining the first chappies because they're so short, so it doesn't say when I last updated. Chapter seven used to be Stupid Daydreemz before I made new chappies(pirates and lost brain cells, and Happy dances and Merfghzsch) so read the chappies after that. I'm REALLY sorry if this confuses anybody. I'm also sorry for my lack of smartness that caused this. Gomen!
~
+!High Skool Nitemares!+
.Of Water Gods and Demon Hairs.
Kagome, panting, stepped into the cafeteria. She looked around to find Inuyasha in the scattered group of people. Students were lining up for food, sitting at tables, or just standing around, chatting with their friends.
Kagome pushed through many people in hopes of finding the silver-haired punk. But to her luck, she'd have better chances of finding a needle in a haystack. 'Where could he have gone to?!?' she thought, 'with MY bag!'
After minutes of an unsuccessful search, she decided to line up for some lunch and look for Sango instead. 'Good thing I left some money in my pocket, or else I won't have anything good to eat besides my mom's packed lunch,' she sighed and stood at the end of the long line of students.
Kag got some bubbly red soup thing and a box of fruit juice, then went over to where Sango was with some other girls.
"Ahem," Kagome cleared her throat for Sango to notice her presence.
"Ohiyo Kagome!" the punk chirped, "This is Yura, Satsuki, and this is Water God! I think you know Yura of the Demon hair already though, she's in our group ^__^" Sango said enthusiastically while pointing to three teens. Two of them punks, one goth--to be exact, the 'goth lez'.
"Hi um...wha? Water God??!?"Kagome twitched, trying to ignore the 'goth lez' who was staring at her.
"Long story. Long story short--she believes she controls water."Sango whispered to her.
"Yura of the Demon Hair??!!" Kagome twitched even more when Yura kept gazing at her head with a little drool coming from the side of her mouth.
"You have prettyful hair..." the zombified Yura admired Kagome.
"Don't worry...she's not a lesbian...She's just obsessed with people's nice hair," Sango explained and worries were washed from Kagome's body.
"I am NOT obsessed with people's hair okay!" Yura scoffed, crossing her arms together while looking away from Sango.
"Yura! Look! Inuyasha got a mohawk and died his hair rainbow color!" Sango gasped while holding a hand to her mouth.
"WHAT?!?! WHERE?! HE DESTROYED HIS BEAUTIFUL HAIR?!?!" Yura then searched the entire caf for Inuyasha.
Everyone else sweatdropped. Everyone else except for Kagome, who slumped down in the seat next to Sango by the mention of HIS name.
"Yura...I was only kidding..hehe," Sango scratched the back of her head. "... Kag...why're you so down??"
"Just thinking of ~him~" she let out a tired sigh.
"OOH! WHO's ~HIM~?!?!"
"Is he cute?"
"Is he hot?"
"Does he have nice hair?"
Everyone -who surrounded Kagome- stopped asking questions to stare at Yura.
"What?" Yura shrugged, "Just curious."
"Yura" Water God cut off the uncomfortable silence.
"Ya?"
"Shut up"
"But-"
"I'll get scissors and cut your hair when you're not looking."
Immediately, Yura stopped talking while the rest of the group started to crowd Kagome again.
"Actually, he does have nice hair," Kag started,'and he is sorta cute... Where the hell did that come from?!?! He's just a big ass jerk who took my bag. Yep-that's him.'
"I'm not thinking about him like THAT,"Kagome spoke before the group started to make weird faces at her when she was out of her mind. "It's just that...uh..he's a total poser. I hate him!"
"Suuure Kag, that's what they all say," Satsuki rolled her eyes.
"That IS what I'm saying! And it's true--I DO hate him!" Kagome clenched her fists while glaring daggers at Satsuki.
"Who's this HIM, we're talking about anyways???" Sango asked.
Kagome didn't know if she could really trust the three new girls, so she shifted in her spot. Thankfully, Sango noticed this and she thought that Kagome didn't feel like talking about the guy with the three teens she just met. "Well, who cares about that. I certainly don't. You guys shouldn't either. Kagome hates the guy--let's leave it to that," Sango babbled while the others looked confused.
"What are you saying??? Of course we care about this dude Kag's talking about--" Satsuki replied but never had a chance to finish her sentence.
"No! You don't care about whoever Kagome's talking about!!!!!!!I know you all need to go to the bathroom, so go!" Sango exhaled and inhaled while getting up from her seat.
"But Sango, we don't need to go--"
"YES YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!!NOW!!!"
"Okay," Satsuki, Yura, and Water God all squealed then went with their lunches to the washroom.
The rest of the people in the cafeteria watched the whole scene. Then went back to their business when Sango glared swords at all of them.
~
"Way to calm it Sango," Kagome sighed but was relieved that the other hyperactive teens were out of sight.
"Yup! ^_____^" Sango acted like her normal self as she plopped on her seat once more. "Anyways, who's this guy you were thinking about?"
'I knew there was a reason for all the girls leaving,' Kagome sweatdropped "I told you, I hate him. He's a mofoing bastard. He stole my bag when we were walking to the cafeteria from our homeroom. Oops-" she covered her mouth but realised that it was too late. "I mean uh---"
"So this guy's in our homeroom???" Sango asked.
Kagome nodded in defeat.
"So...is the guy hot?"
"Sango!"
"Wha? I just want to know!"
"I dunno...maybe just a little."
"Okay...so that narrows the list. There's only eight maybe-just-a-little-hot kinda guys in our room..."
"Whatever..." Kagome laid her head on the lunch tables.
"C'mon Kag! I just want to know his name! Please???" Sango pleaded while poking her straw in her juicebox.
"Hm...lemme think about it....no,"
"PLEASE!!" Sango lowered her bottom lip and quivered while she put on her 'sad puppy' face.
"Fine...but you can never EVER tell anyone!"
"Yay!!!!"
"NEVER EVER TELL ANYONE OKAY!!!Or else I'll stalk you, torture you, then jab a knife into your heart, bomb your house, curse you with evil spells, cut off your head, and feed the rest of your body to my army of evil squirrels--"
"KK Kag! I get the point! I swear on my grave! Wait what...evil squirrels?" Sango sipped some of her apple juice.
"Never mind, " Kagome sighed.
*slurp of juice*
"Okay. The guy is um. It's..."
*slurps of juice some more*
"Inuyasha"
*gurgling noises*
*cough**choke**cough*
*spit*
"WHAT?!?!?" Sango almost fell out of her seat while she choked on her juice that got spat out to a nearby dark haired student. "I can't believe you're thinking about HIM!"
"Why what's wrong with him? Is he, like, retarded or something???"
"No it's just that--"
"Yo Sango...I saw you choking over at the back, so I rushed over to celebrate if you were dead..." Speak of the devil, "but I guess there's not going to be a party."
"Wow Inuyasha...Don't I feel so loved." she shot Inuyasha a deadpanned look.
"It's just that, we're best buds-- sorta like siblings. I never thought any of my friends would even want to think about him." Sango whispered to Kagome. kagome 'oh'-ed and focused her attention back to Inuyasha.
"Hmph. Whatever, oh...uh..Hi Kagome?" Inuyasha gazed at the weary girl.
"Where'd you take my bag you mofo??!?" Kagome asked with what seemed like fire in her eyes.
"Oh, right..um here--" he handed her the black backpack that he had on one shoulder. "Sorry*cough*..." he mumbled.
"Woah..Did you just say what I thought you said Inuyasha????!?" Sango said, amazed.
"What're ya talking about?" he asked.
"Sango, what's the matter? All he said was sorry," Kagome cocked her head to the side in confusion.
"That's just it...he never says sorry to anyone! Unless..." Sango then had a smirk on her face.
"Sango the hell are you talking about??? It's not like he's a total ass who doesn't have any manners!" Kag stated with a hint of annoyance in her voice.
"Oh-ho! Standing up for him, are we now?" she grinned wider.
"Finish your sentence woman! I never say sorry to anyone unless---UNLESS WHAT??!" Inuyasha got pissed.
"Unless-- our little Inu and Kag are caring for each other even more than I thought," Sango beamed with more happiness when Inuyasha and Kagome got a tint of pink on their cheeks.
"FEH! YA RIGHT- WHATEVER!" Kagome closed her eyes and looked away from Inuyasha and Sango.
"HMPH! LIKE I WOULD EVER CARE FOR THAT WENCH!" Inuyasha crossed his arms in his chest and turned his head from the girls.
"WELL, EX~CUSE ME! THE 'WENCH' IS STILL HERE YOU KNOW!"
"YOUR POINT??"
"I TAKE BACK MY COMMENT OF YOU HAVING MANNERS AT ALL!"
"LIKE I GIVE A DAMN!"
"GODS, YOU PISS ME OFF!"
"WELL YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE PISSED!"
"WHATEVER!"
"DIE!"
"NOT IF YOU GO TO HELL FIRST!"
Minutes later~~~
Sango, still watching the whole incident, tried to hold in the laughter inside of her. Then she lost it.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" she cracked and giggled so hard.
"Wha??" Kag and Inuyasha turned their heads to find a laughing, hyper Sango rolling on the cold floor, holding her sides.
+.+ End of Chappie +.+
Um..ya... Sango's sorta dunce in my chappies. Oh well -.-
Newayz, I tried to keep the swearing to my minimum. See- I read my reviews and I also try my best to do whatever the reviewers want me to do. So any ideas?Comments?Advice?Anything? Please?????
REVIEW!!
-Coming Soon-
Rest of lunchtime and Science class! Oh and Miroku's coming too!!!
What is happening to Sango? What's with Inuyasha and Kagome fighting all the time?
Is the dark haired boy that Sango spat her juice at alright? --No he's not! He went home to get change from his soaking clothes. But when he was crossing at the school's field, he got run over by a tractor! The evil janitor was on a rampage--I made him like that cuz I'm the author! Mwahahahahahaahaha!!! Now he's in the hospital! But then in the ficcie's world, there was a blackout and the machine that he needed to be alive with got shut down, and now he's dead!!!MWaHAHAHAHAHA! *continues insane laughter and runs around in circles* *laughter slows*
*cough*
Anyways.Hm...should I put Sesshy or Shippo in my ficcie??-Review! ^_^
'Devil': Wha? really? You know?? But I thought I got rid of the dead body---um I mean uh..*scratches back of head*
Daphne: ...
'Devil': Hehe...uh...Ano...Igottagobye! *runs around madly then disappears in a puff of red smoke*
Daphne: ...?
IMPORTANT NOTE~~ I know that it may seem like forever since I updated, but if you check the last three chapters and found that you never read those before, then read them. I actually kept reposting/combining the first chappies because they're so short, so it doesn't say when I last updated. Chapter seven used to be Stupid Daydreemz before I made new chappies(pirates and lost brain cells, and Happy dances and Merfghzsch) so read the chappies after that. I'm REALLY sorry if this confuses anybody. I'm also sorry for my lack of smartness that caused this. Gomen!
~
+!High Skool Nitemares!+
.Of Water Gods and Demon Hairs.
Kagome, panting, stepped into the cafeteria. She looked around to find Inuyasha in the scattered group of people. Students were lining up for food, sitting at tables, or just standing around, chatting with their friends.
Kagome pushed through many people in hopes of finding the silver-haired punk. But to her luck, she'd have better chances of finding a needle in a haystack. 'Where could he have gone to?!?' she thought, 'with MY bag!'
After minutes of an unsuccessful search, she decided to line up for some lunch and look for Sango instead. 'Good thing I left some money in my pocket, or else I won't have anything good to eat besides my mom's packed lunch,' she sighed and stood at the end of the long line of students.
Kag got some bubbly red soup thing and a box of fruit juice, then went over to where Sango was with some other girls.
"Ahem," Kagome cleared her throat for Sango to notice her presence.
"Ohiyo Kagome!" the punk chirped, "This is Yura, Satsuki, and this is Water God! I think you know Yura of the Demon hair already though, she's in our group ^__^" Sango said enthusiastically while pointing to three teens. Two of them punks, one goth--to be exact, the 'goth lez'.
"Hi um...wha? Water God??!?"Kagome twitched, trying to ignore the 'goth lez' who was staring at her.
"Long story. Long story short--she believes she controls water."Sango whispered to her.
"Yura of the Demon Hair??!!" Kagome twitched even more when Yura kept gazing at her head with a little drool coming from the side of her mouth.
"You have prettyful hair..." the zombified Yura admired Kagome.
"Don't worry...she's not a lesbian...She's just obsessed with people's nice hair," Sango explained and worries were washed from Kagome's body.
"I am NOT obsessed with people's hair okay!" Yura scoffed, crossing her arms together while looking away from Sango.
"Yura! Look! Inuyasha got a mohawk and died his hair rainbow color!" Sango gasped while holding a hand to her mouth.
"WHAT?!?! WHERE?! HE DESTROYED HIS BEAUTIFUL HAIR?!?!" Yura then searched the entire caf for Inuyasha.
Everyone else sweatdropped. Everyone else except for Kagome, who slumped down in the seat next to Sango by the mention of HIS name.
"Yura...I was only kidding..hehe," Sango scratched the back of her head. "... Kag...why're you so down??"
"Just thinking of ~him~" she let out a tired sigh.
"OOH! WHO's ~HIM~?!?!"
"Is he cute?"
"Is he hot?"
"Does he have nice hair?"
Everyone -who surrounded Kagome- stopped asking questions to stare at Yura.
"What?" Yura shrugged, "Just curious."
"Yura" Water God cut off the uncomfortable silence.
"Ya?"
"Shut up"
"But-"
"I'll get scissors and cut your hair when you're not looking."
Immediately, Yura stopped talking while the rest of the group started to crowd Kagome again.
"Actually, he does have nice hair," Kag started,'and he is sorta cute... Where the hell did that come from?!?! He's just a big ass jerk who took my bag. Yep-that's him.'
"I'm not thinking about him like THAT,"Kagome spoke before the group started to make weird faces at her when she was out of her mind. "It's just that...uh..he's a total poser. I hate him!"
"Suuure Kag, that's what they all say," Satsuki rolled her eyes.
"That IS what I'm saying! And it's true--I DO hate him!" Kagome clenched her fists while glaring daggers at Satsuki.
"Who's this HIM, we're talking about anyways???" Sango asked.
Kagome didn't know if she could really trust the three new girls, so she shifted in her spot. Thankfully, Sango noticed this and she thought that Kagome didn't feel like talking about the guy with the three teens she just met. "Well, who cares about that. I certainly don't. You guys shouldn't either. Kagome hates the guy--let's leave it to that," Sango babbled while the others looked confused.
"What are you saying??? Of course we care about this dude Kag's talking about--" Satsuki replied but never had a chance to finish her sentence.
"No! You don't care about whoever Kagome's talking about!!!!!!!I know you all need to go to the bathroom, so go!" Sango exhaled and inhaled while getting up from her seat.
"But Sango, we don't need to go--"
"YES YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!!NOW!!!"
"Okay," Satsuki, Yura, and Water God all squealed then went with their lunches to the washroom.
The rest of the people in the cafeteria watched the whole scene. Then went back to their business when Sango glared swords at all of them.
~
"Way to calm it Sango," Kagome sighed but was relieved that the other hyperactive teens were out of sight.
"Yup! ^_____^" Sango acted like her normal self as she plopped on her seat once more. "Anyways, who's this guy you were thinking about?"
'I knew there was a reason for all the girls leaving,' Kagome sweatdropped "I told you, I hate him. He's a mofoing bastard. He stole my bag when we were walking to the cafeteria from our homeroom. Oops-" she covered her mouth but realised that it was too late. "I mean uh---"
"So this guy's in our homeroom???" Sango asked.
Kagome nodded in defeat.
"So...is the guy hot?"
"Sango!"
"Wha? I just want to know!"
"I dunno...maybe just a little."
"Okay...so that narrows the list. There's only eight maybe-just-a-little-hot kinda guys in our room..."
"Whatever..." Kagome laid her head on the lunch tables.
"C'mon Kag! I just want to know his name! Please???" Sango pleaded while poking her straw in her juicebox.
"Hm...lemme think about it....no,"
"PLEASE!!" Sango lowered her bottom lip and quivered while she put on her 'sad puppy' face.
"Fine...but you can never EVER tell anyone!"
"Yay!!!!"
"NEVER EVER TELL ANYONE OKAY!!!Or else I'll stalk you, torture you, then jab a knife into your heart, bomb your house, curse you with evil spells, cut off your head, and feed the rest of your body to my army of evil squirrels--"
"KK Kag! I get the point! I swear on my grave! Wait what...evil squirrels?" Sango sipped some of her apple juice.
"Never mind, " Kagome sighed.
*slurp of juice*
"Okay. The guy is um. It's..."
*slurps of juice some more*
"Inuyasha"
*gurgling noises*
*cough**choke**cough*
*spit*
"WHAT?!?!?" Sango almost fell out of her seat while she choked on her juice that got spat out to a nearby dark haired student. "I can't believe you're thinking about HIM!"
"Why what's wrong with him? Is he, like, retarded or something???"
"No it's just that--"
"Yo Sango...I saw you choking over at the back, so I rushed over to celebrate if you were dead..." Speak of the devil, "but I guess there's not going to be a party."
"Wow Inuyasha...Don't I feel so loved." she shot Inuyasha a deadpanned look.
"It's just that, we're best buds-- sorta like siblings. I never thought any of my friends would even want to think about him." Sango whispered to Kagome. kagome 'oh'-ed and focused her attention back to Inuyasha.
"Hmph. Whatever, oh...uh..Hi Kagome?" Inuyasha gazed at the weary girl.
"Where'd you take my bag you mofo??!?" Kagome asked with what seemed like fire in her eyes.
"Oh, right..um here--" he handed her the black backpack that he had on one shoulder. "Sorry*cough*..." he mumbled.
"Woah..Did you just say what I thought you said Inuyasha????!?" Sango said, amazed.
"What're ya talking about?" he asked.
"Sango, what's the matter? All he said was sorry," Kagome cocked her head to the side in confusion.
"That's just it...he never says sorry to anyone! Unless..." Sango then had a smirk on her face.
"Sango the hell are you talking about??? It's not like he's a total ass who doesn't have any manners!" Kag stated with a hint of annoyance in her voice.
"Oh-ho! Standing up for him, are we now?" she grinned wider.
"Finish your sentence woman! I never say sorry to anyone unless---UNLESS WHAT??!" Inuyasha got pissed.
"Unless-- our little Inu and Kag are caring for each other even more than I thought," Sango beamed with more happiness when Inuyasha and Kagome got a tint of pink on their cheeks.
"FEH! YA RIGHT- WHATEVER!" Kagome closed her eyes and looked away from Inuyasha and Sango.
"HMPH! LIKE I WOULD EVER CARE FOR THAT WENCH!" Inuyasha crossed his arms in his chest and turned his head from the girls.
"WELL, EX~CUSE ME! THE 'WENCH' IS STILL HERE YOU KNOW!"
"YOUR POINT??"
"I TAKE BACK MY COMMENT OF YOU HAVING MANNERS AT ALL!"
"LIKE I GIVE A DAMN!"
"GODS, YOU PISS ME OFF!"
"WELL YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE PISSED!"
"WHATEVER!"
"DIE!"
"NOT IF YOU GO TO HELL FIRST!"
Minutes later~~~
Sango, still watching the whole incident, tried to hold in the laughter inside of her. Then she lost it.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" she cracked and giggled so hard.
"Wha??" Kag and Inuyasha turned their heads to find a laughing, hyper Sango rolling on the cold floor, holding her sides.
+.+ End of Chappie +.+
Um..ya... Sango's sorta dunce in my chappies. Oh well -.-
Newayz, I tried to keep the swearing to my minimum. See- I read my reviews and I also try my best to do whatever the reviewers want me to do. So any ideas?Comments?Advice?Anything? Please?????
REVIEW!!
-Coming Soon-
Rest of lunchtime and Science class! Oh and Miroku's coming too!!!
What is happening to Sango? What's with Inuyasha and Kagome fighting all the time?
Is the dark haired boy that Sango spat her juice at alright? --No he's not! He went home to get change from his soaking clothes. But when he was crossing at the school's field, he got run over by a tractor! The evil janitor was on a rampage--I made him like that cuz I'm the author! Mwahahahahahaahaha!!! Now he's in the hospital! But then in the ficcie's world, there was a blackout and the machine that he needed to be alive with got shut down, and now he's dead!!!MWaHAHAHAHAHA! *continues insane laughter and runs around in circles* *laughter slows*
*cough*
Anyways.Hm...should I put Sesshy or Shippo in my ficcie??-Review! ^_^
