You should know the plot/summary etc by now
I DO NOT own YU YU HAKUSHO or INUYASHA. I do own the school St. Hoshi though. And it's a 99.9% chance I don't own ANY song that appears in this fic. So if you try to sue me, I have lawyers. =P
WARNING: This chapter has language towards the end and nudity. You have been warned. Also, just to say, I'M NOT A GOD DAMN PERVERT! I WAS BORED AND WITHOUT IDEAS WHEN I WROTE THIS.
Bathhouse Match Making
The Next Week
"Back to school," Sango said closing her locker, "I detest school,"
"Don't we all," Kagura sighed
"Hey! Guys!" Botan called going over to them with Keiko
"Oh! Ohayo Botan," Kagome said
"I was wondering if we could get away from the boys Friday Night, if you want to go eat then to a new bathhouse I heard of," Botan asked
"Sounds nice," Kanna said; Kikyo, Kagura, and her had become more of friends to the group now.
With The Boys
"Friday? Why Friday?"
"Because that's when it opens," Miroku said
"Well if I can get away from the creepy girl, I'm in," Kuwabara said
"Friday it is," Miroku said
Friday came sooner then expected. Friday Night.
"Kurama, I'm going out with Sango and the others, I won't be back 'til late," Kagome said going out the door
"Well better go meet up with everyone," Kurama sighed taking a bag and leaving a few minutes after Kagome
The girls [Kagome, Sango, Kikyo, Kagura, Botan, Keiko, Kanna, and Yukina]
"Where should we eat?" Botan asked
"Lets eat ramen," Keiko suggested
"Ok so where can we go?" Kikyo asked
"I heard of a nice little place called 'The Neko Haten'" Kagome said
"Ok, to The Neko Haten," Sango smiled
[Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN THE NEKO HATEN. TAKAHASHI, RUMIKO DOES! ITS SHAMPOO AND COLOGNE'S RESTRAUNT IN RANMA ½. IT'S A RAMEN HOUSE.]
With the boys [Kurama, Hiei, Inuyasha, Miroku, Yusuke, Kuwabara, & Kouga]
"Lets eat first," Kurama suggested
"But where?" Yusuke asked
"I want Ramen," Inuyasha said
"We went for ramen yesterday!" Kouga yelled
"I'm in the mood Okinamiyaki," Kuwabara whimpered
"Ok so lets go to Uchan's," Miroku said
[Disclaimer: AGAIN, I AM TO INFORM YOU I DO NOT OWN UCHAN'S. RUMIKO-SAMA DOES. IT'S UKYO'S RESTRAUNT FOR OKINOMIYAKI IN RANAM ½]
After The Dinners [The Girls]
"So lets head to that bathhouse!" Botan squealed
"Match Make Waters?" The other girls said when they arrived to the place
"That's the name, it's a bathhouse which gives you a possible husband," Botan said
"A possible husband," Sango repeated
"This might be fun!" Kagome said
"Yea lets see who everyone gets," Keiko agreed
"We're here anyway," Kikyo added
"Who gets who?" Kanna said almost starting her mirror
"Kanna, don't ruin the fun!" Kagura said
"Um……… San-Chan, isn't it perverted for a man and woman to bath together?" Yukina asked as they went in
"In my book yes, so we better hope a possible man doesn't come," Sango replied
"Sango!" Everyone else screamed
"I mean, its really hentai for a man to see a woman naked," Sango said
"What about a woman seeing a man?" Kagome asked
"That's different," Sango said
A few minutes since the girls
"Miroku, are you THAT perverted, you never mentioned that," Inuyasha said holding Miroku to a wall like he was being a street thug
"Keiko would kill me if I did that," Yusuke said
"We better make the best of it since we're here," Miroku said waving coupons as everyone else sighed
"I guess we'll give it a try," Kurama said with another sigh
"Hey! Waz zup," came a familiar voice and they turned around to see Jin and a short guy in blue with ice blue hair with green streaks sticking out. "Why are you here?"
"Miroku asked us to come but left out that disgusting part," Yusuke said
"Hey! If you're going to give it a try, I'll do it with you," Jin smiled
"Another stunt," the short guy sighed, "I need to be going, see you tomorrow, Jin"
"Sayonara Touya!" Jin said, "Well lets go in,"
"A bathhouse with naked woman, I feel like I'm in heaven," Miroku said, "And you get to bath with them too,"
"I don't know why I'm here," Hiei grumbled as he followed the rest of the group in
"Oi! Welcome! Welcome to Match Make Bathhouse, Here you meet a possible future companion," The guy spoke with a French-Chinese-Japanese accent, "Just put you finger on the scanner and your bathhouse number will print out and go into the door with the number on it." Kurama placed his finger on the scanner and a number on a green little card came up
"Bathhouse #98" Kurama read "Just be warned that your future companion might be in there," he read the rest
Hiei took his card. He was doing this because he was bored. "#99"
"Oh! Kagome left this for you, she said you really need a bath and since you're a fire hybrid, you can't take one. This mixture of herbs will protect you from water," Kurama said giving Hiei a bottle as they walked down a long hallway
Bathhouse #98
"Oh! The water is so warm, I wish St. Hoshi's had baths like this," said Kagome as she got out of the water and sat on a stool. And started putting soap on her. The door opened and when Kagome looked to see whom it was. It was Kurama in a towel. For a few seconds they stared with a blush. Then Kurama closed the door. "Was the just……… Kurama! If that was you, come in,"
"Kagome………" He blushed opening the door, went in, and closed it. "Gomen, I didn't know………"
"I'm happy it was you, if I was stuck with anyone like Miroku I'd freak," Kagome said dumping water on herself Kurama turned around. "I'm back in the water," Kagome said, "Don't be embarrassed, I mean, its just a bath, it can't hurt,"
Kurama got in still blushing. 'So, its Kagome……… I think I'm actually happy' "I guess your right,"
"I wonder, who did the others get paired with," Kagome smiled cheerfully
Bathhouse #99
"Kagome seems happy," Sango said with her ears against the wall and one hand on the ground, the other holding her towel. "I think he sound like Kurama. Ah, can't be, Kagome didn't tell him, I know that." Sango smiled, "Even though this is perverted and wrong and something Miroku would like, I wonder who I'll get, if I get anybody. Hearing the door open, she turned around happily then when she saw whom it was, her face just stared in shock. Her eyes were looking in Hiei's. "H……… Hiei" she stuttered and turned around as he looked away "I thought you didn't like water,"
"Hn, had nothing better to do," He said throwing her something
"It's the stuff Kagome gave to Kurama to give to you, you needn't a bath anyway," Sango said "Anyway so, why are you here?"
"Miroku,"
"Should've known he'd be here. I guess he couldn't resist the opportunity of seeing naked woman," Sango said crawling back into the bath
"Hn,"
Bathhouse #60
"Botan was right for giving this bathhouse a try," Keiko said sinking into the water,
KNOCK
KNOCK
"Come in," Keiko said soothingly not noticing the a man had walked in, her eyes were closed and she was half under water. She then felt a tap on her shoulder. She looked to see who it was and she was surprised to find "Yusuke!"
"Hehe," Yusuke grinned getting in
"What are you doing here," Keiko asked?
"To make it short. Monday Miroku invited us to a bathhouse and dinner. We come to the bathhouse after dinner. We find out it's a matchmaking bathhouse. We pumble Miroku but give it a try. Now I end up in the bathhouse with you," He held up his card
"That's pretty shocking…" Keiko giggled, "I wonder who Yukina, Botan, Sango, Kagome, Kagura, Kanna, and Kikyo got,"
Bathhouse #72
"Oh! Dear, how do I start the bath?" Yukina asked herself, "I forgot the buttons Sango and Kouga told me," she heard a knock at the door. "Oh! Come in! If you know how to…"
"Blue knob is cold water, red knob is hot water, green knob turns on the shower," the man said
"Oh! Arigato," Yukina said looking over to see Kouga working the knobs "Oh! So you got this bathhouse number too!"
"Yup, good thing, you always forgot how to work the bath," Kouga said smiling
"Gomen," Yukina said blushing
"Oh! Not a problem," Koga said pointing to the bath
Bathhouse #84
"Water!" Kagura told herself as she dumped water on her then did it over and over
"Hey! Whos in here," she heard an accent she didn't want to hear and she quickly jumped into the bath
"You can come in now," Kagura said
"Oh! So its you lass," Jin said going in
"My name isn't lass," Kagura grumbled, "What are you doing here anyway,"
"Uremeshi and them came here and I decided to go with deem," Jin said
"Oh! Dear! Lord Have mercy, which number did Hiei get?"
"Think he said 99."
"Lord do have mercy! Theres going to be cleaning on Aisle #99" Kagura said as Jin joined her in the water
Bathhouse #42
"Mmm this bath is too good to be true. If a man does or doesn't appear, it wouldn't make a difference," Kikyo said as a knock came to the door, "You don't have to bang, the door is open,"
"Kikyo?" the voice stuttered
"Oh! Inuyasha!" Kikyo said
"So you're here? Lemme guess, Kagura and Kanna are too," Inuyasha said join Kikyo
"Yup along with Kagome, Sango, Keiko, Yukina, and Botan. Botan invited us." Kikyo said blushing 'I never been in such close quarters with a male before. Not even when I was dating Kurama.'
"You came with them," Inuyasha said "You still haven't told me why the change of heart towards them," Inuyasha said
"Well, I'll tell you if I want," Kikyo said 'And I'm in close quarters with a rude, arrogant man'
Bathhouse #21
"Away from the baka! This is too good to be true!" Kanna squealed as the same knock came to the door, "Oh! Come in," she said
"WAHH! What are you doing here," Kuwabara screamed latching onto the door
"I knew it was too good to be true," Kanna said rubbing her eyes "Stuck with a baka in a bathhouse, this isn't what I call a good evening."
"Not like I wanna enjoy a bath with a bratty little kid," Kuwabara yelled getting off the door and closing it
"I'm not a bratty little kid, I'm just as old as you!" Kanna yelled back, "Oh! Well, I'm not going to let this ruin my evening,"
"Grr," Kuwabara said as they both glared
Go Back to Bathhouse #98
"It's a alittle quiet," Kagome said after a while of silence and quick glances at each other
"Agreed," Kurama blushed
'Kagome, be happy, your with a guy you like in a bathhouse, Kagome don't get nervous, Kagome just pitch yourself to see if your dreaming,' Kagome said as she pinched herself "Ow! I'm not dreaming,"
"Eh?"
"Oh! Gomen, I just though this wasn't real. I mean its strange, a bathhouse that……… match makes?" Kagome then remembered, she had forgotten the match making policy. 'Does this mean, Kurama and I are meant to be'
'Now I remember, everyone beat up Miroku because the policy was that they'd find your future companion' Kurama said 'I feel bad that Kagome and I are stuck in the same bathhouse.' Kurama then felt something "Eh?"
"Do you like saying 'Eh'?" Kagome asked as he looked down to see Kagome's head on his shoulder
"No, just this bathhouse is really confusing," Kurama, replied
Kagome smiled and kissed him on the cheek. They didn't notice the doorknob being locked.
Bathhouse #99
Hiei glared at Sango who seemed to not care at the fact she was in a bathhouse room with Hiei. "Why are you acting like this?" he finally asked
"Well, we were warned that a man or woman would be joining you so I can't complain," Sango smiled, "Besides, you've seen me naked plenty of times," Which caused Hiei to blush. "Hey! I forgive you,"
"Hn,"
Sango just smiled "I'm going to see what everyone else is doing," she said taking a her towel and as she tried to open the door, it wouldn't budge. "Oh! God, someone locked us in, it doesn't have a lock in here and it can only be locked from the outside by a key," Sango then sighed and sat down near Hiei "Who would lock the door to a bathhouse,"
"Hn, don't asked me,"
"I guess, your right," Sango smiled again as she crawled alittle closer to Hiei 'I guess I should be the best of this. I'm locked in a room with a fire youkai. I guess,'
Hiei sat there thinking. 'I'm lock in, great! Especially with her.'
"Hiei………" Sango started, "Why do you hate me so much? You don't have to answer but you seem to hate me," with that he felt her head rest upon his shoulder like a few weeks ago
Hallway
'I hope the forgive me' Miroku said locking doors and as he was done he went in a door marked
'33'
"Finally, so how did it go?" asked a familiar voice
"All doors are locked," Miroku said taking a seat next to her to reveal Botan was the one speaking
"This was a perfect idea. Glad we found it opened tonight." Botan said happily "If we can't match make at St. Hoshi's, lets use a bathhouse,"
"I feel bad locking Sango in a room with Hiei though," Miroku sighed
"They'll be ok," Botan said as she felt something touch her butt "MIROKU!" but she didn't slap him. Just yelled at him.
~End Chapter~
Ok so it wasn't that good and I'm not a pervert. I was bored when I wrote/typed this. Anyway, I need some more ideas that don't concern Naraku.
