(A/N: woooo I finally made a Happy Noodle Boy fan fiction...*the peasants rejoice*...Hope you
people like it...)
A Day in the Life of a Noodle Boy
Happy Noodle Boy is walking in his silly walk down Main Street. *singing* "Feet...attached to my
legs...Squeezy Cheese...squeezed in my mouth...Brain...rattles in my head..."
He was suddenly stopped.
"Look nose...It's a dirty mexican."
The "Mexican" said,"you buy my balls."
"I WILL DO NO SUCH THING!" Happy Noodle Boy said.
"You buy my juicy meat-a balls" the "mexican" said in broken english.
"You sir and a dirrtie rat-a bastaaard!!!" Noodle Boy said. The "mexican" started cursing in
"mexican" then Happy Noodle Boy said
"Shut your noise tube before I strangle you with my knees!!" (A/N: I know I just made him sound
like Zim...just go with it.)
At that moment a big bully came up and said "Look at my mighty muscles!"
Then Noodle boy said, "Behold my magical spleenies!!!"
Then a group of teeny boppers came up saying "...And then I said, 'What am I gonna do without
my cell phone?'".
"You will fear my awesome nub! And you will hail the nippless wonder as King of your Squeezy
Cheese!" Noodly said
"Whatever..." said one of the teens.
"Whatever indeed! LOOK!I magically sprouted three nipples...toe socks for your eyes!!"
A they all looked at him he yelled, " I will no longer feed you oodles of noodles through my
noodly nose!"
"QUACK, MOO, WOOF!! Frea my mighty farm animal noises you celestial pigs!"
Then Happy Noddle Boy walked into the bank. As he was standiong in line a robber came in.
"Alright NOBODY move or I'll blow you up!"
Noodle boy said,"ARRRGH!!My anus swallowed my TNT!!!ACKKK!I'M NAKIE!!"
The robber then said, "You're CRAZY man! I'm outta here!"
Noodle boy said, "WAIT...You haven't tasted the cheesy DOOM that I will rain down on YOOOUUU!!!"
The town held a celebration for Happy Noodle Boy because he saved the day. As he was riding in
the car he said, "ARRGG! Is this yet another SPY MOOSE?!?!"
Moral: the noodles...THE NOODLESSSS!!!
(A/N: hope you like this...I think it is good....R&R)
people like it...)
A Day in the Life of a Noodle Boy
Happy Noodle Boy is walking in his silly walk down Main Street. *singing* "Feet...attached to my
legs...Squeezy Cheese...squeezed in my mouth...Brain...rattles in my head..."
He was suddenly stopped.
"Look nose...It's a dirty mexican."
The "Mexican" said,"you buy my balls."
"I WILL DO NO SUCH THING!" Happy Noodle Boy said.
"You buy my juicy meat-a balls" the "mexican" said in broken english.
"You sir and a dirrtie rat-a bastaaard!!!" Noodle Boy said. The "mexican" started cursing in
"mexican" then Happy Noodle Boy said
"Shut your noise tube before I strangle you with my knees!!" (A/N: I know I just made him sound
like Zim...just go with it.)
At that moment a big bully came up and said "Look at my mighty muscles!"
Then Noodle boy said, "Behold my magical spleenies!!!"
Then a group of teeny boppers came up saying "...And then I said, 'What am I gonna do without
my cell phone?'".
"You will fear my awesome nub! And you will hail the nippless wonder as King of your Squeezy
Cheese!" Noodly said
"Whatever..." said one of the teens.
"Whatever indeed! LOOK!I magically sprouted three nipples...toe socks for your eyes!!"
A they all looked at him he yelled, " I will no longer feed you oodles of noodles through my
noodly nose!"
"QUACK, MOO, WOOF!! Frea my mighty farm animal noises you celestial pigs!"
Then Happy Noddle Boy walked into the bank. As he was standiong in line a robber came in.
"Alright NOBODY move or I'll blow you up!"
Noodle boy said,"ARRRGH!!My anus swallowed my TNT!!!ACKKK!I'M NAKIE!!"
The robber then said, "You're CRAZY man! I'm outta here!"
Noodle boy said, "WAIT...You haven't tasted the cheesy DOOM that I will rain down on YOOOUUU!!!"
The town held a celebration for Happy Noodle Boy because he saved the day. As he was riding in
the car he said, "ARRGG! Is this yet another SPY MOOSE?!?!"
Moral: the noodles...THE NOODLESSSS!!!
(A/N: hope you like this...I think it is good....R&R)
