The sun was out and birds were singing some sweet melody. Leaning over, a
hand resting on the trunk of a very large tree whose blossoms smelled of
something sweet, a young man was making his insides become outsides. Once
he was done he made a fist and shook it angrily towards the ever so blue
sky.
"Are you mad? What in bloody hell are you thinking trying to make
everything so perfect? Where's the rain, the snow, thunder, hail? Where's
the dark dreary depressing forest full of eerily glowing mist and freaky
colored moon? What are you trying to do? Write some sicking sweet fan
fiction?
EB ~ Quiet before I make you enjoy this.
Man ~ You can't do this to me. I'm a Warlord Prince. I de- oh look a pretty
little pink flower. (Picks flower) oh what have I done? I killed the poor
flower oh woe is me. I am a murderer and now I shall accept my punishment.
What is my punishment Mistress?
EB ~ (grins evily) you shall wear this foul disgusting cheaply made lime
green tie with bright spots of pink yellow and orange.
Man ~ Oh please anything but that, Can't I wear a ring of obedience?
JK ~ if you don't mention or make on of the HP characters a big deal in
this plot less pointless random fic you shant put it in the Harry Potter
section.
EB ~ oh drats. Take away all my fun why don't you JK. Hey you man, what's
your name?
Man ~ Mistress oh high and mighty Mistress, my name shall be whatever you
wish it to be.
EB ~ Really then? Your name shall be Guess.
Man ~ Sam? Rocky? Adam? Justin? Alex? Terri? Joseph? Bob? Charles? Dustin?
Ernest? Frank? Giles? Homer? Ian? Kevin? Louis? Mark? Neo? Oswald? Patrick?
Quinn? Uriel? Vittorio? Waldo? Xander? Yoshi? Zulu?
EB ~ (laughing like mad) No dimwitted one your name shall be Guess.
Man ~ I am afraid Mistress I do not understand
EB ~ of course you wouldn't. Let me make it simple. When you hear me say
Guess you shall respond to me.
Guess ~ Yes Mistress.
EB ~ Guess, go find whatever scaly wags wonder through my halls and gather
them here. If they protest just tell them you know about you know what and
will tell you know who. They shouldn't give you any problems.
Guess just stood there.
EB ~ Well be gone now, I have a very important thing I need to discuss with
them.
With Guess gone she was left to do as she pleases. The only problem with
this power was that the company she kept had an IQ that went lower than the
deepest pit of Hell
15 solitaire games, 2 24 packs of Mt Dew, 32 Pay Days later the fool known
as Guess appeared with an group of followers.
Guess ~ Mistress I have brought you those that wandered your Holy Hall. I
have brought you Ron Stoppable from the far away Lands of Middleton along
w/ his pet Rufus. There's Papa Smurf, Helga Pataki, Bedtime Bear and Grumpy
Bear, Doug Funnie, Kali, Zazu, Ducky, Spike, Spike(the Vamp), Monk and
finally Orlando Bloom.
EB ~ You did well my young grasshopper, now go hop along to do whatever it
is you do. Come back in 5 minutes. I want you to go pick up this stuff as
this is going to be a long day.
Monk ~ (see's Rufus) AHHHHHHH naked mole rat, get it away get it away it's
infested w/ germs.
Ron ~ Hey, don't diss the Naked Mole Rat.
Spike the Vamp ~ How is this possible? Me in sunlight? Still in one piece?
EB ~ QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone stops and stares at the mad women wearing a very bright neon
orange furry hat.
EB~ hem, hem. Now we before we get to the reason behind this top secret
meeting, I need to know what you all want to eat.
Shouts of food and drink can be heard none making much sense since there
was 13 voices shouting at once.
EB ~ I SAID QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you. Now one at a time. You
with the naked pet. (pointing to Ron) What do you want to eat?
Ron ~ NACOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
EB ~ ok then (writes that down on a notebook that suddenly appeared out of
nowhere) What about you blue shorty?
Papa Smurf ~ I want a Whooper w/ lots of onions and mustard and pineapple
SpongeBob ~ Hey what happened to Mr. Krab?
Everyone ~ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH its SpongeBob.
All of a sudden everyone had torches and pitchforks dressed in overalls.
Doug ~ ATTACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!
At that said everyone went charging at the annoying sponge. Embyr sat back
enjoying the madness that had developed over his appearance. And then
decided to shout out a helpful subtle hint.
EB ~ MAKE SURE ITS SLOW AND PAINFUL
5 days later
EB ~ Ok Now that we are done with that uhh Helga what do you want?
Helga ~ (drools) I want Arnold
EB ~ ok then, umm Bedtime Bear and Grumpy Bear
Bedtime ~ (yawn) I want (yawn) a (double yawn) extra cheesy pizza
Grump Bear ~ Meatloaf with Passion Fruit Gatorade
Doug ~ I want Mayonnaise, Patty Mayonnaise
Kali ~ woof woof bark woof arf arf woof bark bark grrrrrrrrr
Zazu ~ earth worms w/ a side crickets
Ducky ~ Pineapple Pizza, strawberry cheesecake, French toast and a Screw
Driver. Yup, yup, yup
Spike ~ ........................................
Ducky ~ he wants a Big N Tasty hold the onion and tomato and some Hot Damn
oh yeah Large Fries and Honey to go with it yup, yup, yup.
Spike the Vamp ~ well I am not sure you can give me what I need. You do
realize I am one of the Undead, a Vampire, right?
EB ~ well just name whose blood you want
Spike the Vamp ~ (smiles evilly) yours
EB ~ Can do. Monk, what do you want?
Monk..................................
Kali ~ woof bark arf bark bark woof arf
EB ~ yes I can see he passed out Kali, I am not blind. Orlando Bloom what
do you want
Orlando ~ to lay you down on a bed of rose petals while I whispering sweet
nothings and singing love ballads in elfish under the moonlit night. Oops
sorry wrong character. Yum I'll have you chained covered in chocolate and
some Arbor Mist if you please
Spike the Vamp ~ Hey she's mine Twerp.
EB ~ Hey there is a enough of me to go around
Eric ~ What are you doing Embyr?
EB ~ Ummmmmmmmm welcome to the side I haven't should you yet.
Eric ~ (Eric backing away slowly) umm yeah ok then, I'll email ya *never
again, must stop making friends over the internet*
EB ~ (takes off orange hat and waves it foolishly in her hand) bye, bye
then bye, bye see you all in America, bye, bye (still waves hat in hand)
Alright now that I have everyone's list we shall begin. GUESS COME HERE
NOW
Guess ~ Yes Mistress?
EB ~ (hands him a list) GO and get everything on that List and you had
better get everything. Oh yeah pick up some handcuffs and chocolate
syrup.
Guess ~ Yes Mistress (bows down and then flies away)
EB ~ Now that the important matter is settled the next big issue is. Who
has the cd player?
.............(crickets chirp)....................
EB ~ Fine (waves hand around in seemling important motion and *poof* a cd
player has appeared)
Who has request?
Everyone has hands raised Embyr looks around.
EB ~ no well then I choose and its.................................................. My Immortal.
Song starts to play
i'm so tired of being here
suppressed by all of my childish fears
EB ~ OK now that's settled. What Harry Potter Character shall take a spot
in my oh so grand fan fic? Now don't start answering yet, I want at least 2
choices and a reason why s/he should be in my fic! You have 2 mintues, You
may begin.
Everyone looks at her w/ their mouth/beak open in shock.
and if you have to leave
i wish that you would just leave
because your presence still lingers here
and it won't leave me alone
EB ~ Lighten up people I am only kidding. We aren't going to start now
anyways, Guess still hasn't retuned with the food. (hears fluttering of
wings) Oh About time Guess.
Guess ~ Sorry I am so late Mistress
EB ~ Fine, you did get all the food right?
Guess ~ Well one of them was a bit hard, I mean I didn't know people ate
other people. And I wasn't even sure if I should bring the poor human
chicken girl to her doom, but I knew your wrath would be worse so I knocked
her out and dragged her body through a patch of poison ivy and a ant hill.
these wounds won't seem to heal
this pain is just too real
there's just too much that time cannot erase
EB ~ I see, well you can go back to your room now.
Guess ~ I thought it was a closet I was sleeping in. and may I ask why you
insist I draw jagged lines on my forehead and force me to wear glasses?
EB ~ You don't question my authority you lowly man servant. I took you in
and this is how you repay me? All I ask is for a little R-E-S-P-E-C-T find
out what it means to me. Begone from my sight you lazy pig, I shall deal
with you later. Ok one at a time, which means you have to form a nice
straight line kiddies. No pushing and shoving.
when you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
when you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears
and I've held your hand through all of these years
but you still have all of me
One by one they got their food and moved out to the tables that suddenly
appeared
They ate in silence pondering over the quest they were given. But one
question had them all caught only one had the balls (figuratively) to ask
Helga ~ Whose Harry Pothead?
EB ~ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOW DARE YOU ASK SUCH A
QUESTION. WHO IS HARRY POTTER? WHY EVERY CHILD KNOWS HIM NAME THERE ARE
BOOKS WRITTEN ABOUT HIM. WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF EVIL ANTIMAGIC
MUGGLEBORN. VERNON PUT YOU UP TO THIS DIDN'T HE? VERNON DURSLEY GET YOUR
ARSE DOWN HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vernon D. ~ (trembling and sweating and shaking) y-ye-yes Mi-Mist-Mistress?
EB ~ (umbridge voice) did you set this young girl up to asking such a foul
question.
you used to captivate me
by your resonating light
but now I'm bound by the life you left behind
your face it haunts my once pleasant dreams
your voice it chased away all the sanity in me
these wounds won't seem to heal
this pain is just too real
there's just too much that time cannot erase
Vernon ~ no Mistress, I have no idea where these strangers came from. I
thought everyone knew who Harry Potter was Mistress.
EB ~ Fine, get out of my sight you useless piece of flesh. Please raise
your hand if you do not know who Harry Potter is.
All hands/paws/wings were raised.
EB ~ (sighs heavily) ok this is going to be a long night. All here it goes.
Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four....................2 weeks, one wig and 5 Happy
Pill refills later.......................Dudley hurrying along in his wake. (eyes sagging
from lack of sleep and black surrounding aforementioned body part) ok now
does everyone know who Harry Potter is?
All hands were raised. Embyr threw her hands in the air IT'S A MIRACLE she
had shouted.
EB ~ ok now just write the 2 people you wouldn't mind seeing in my fic and
why you think they should be allowed in such a elegant work of literature.
when you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
when you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears
and I've held your hand through all of these years
but you still have all of me
I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone
and though you're still with me
I've been alone all along
EB ~ now get to work. I'm taking a na...... (Embyr's head rolls to the side)
zzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzzZZZzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZ
ZZZZZ
Many years later.......
EB ~ (yawns really loud) ok so....hey where is everyone? Hey Spike what
happened?
Spike the Vamp ~ I got hungry and I wanted to save you for last. (Eyes
blazing w/ hunger and lust moves so suddenly and has EB pinned to the
chair, her neck looking so inviting)
EB ~ Oh well then, let me settle a few last things and then you can carry
on. Hey Guess, come here
Guess ~ Yes Mistress.
EB ~ Cut it with the Mistress crap, I am taking off the spell I have you
under, your free to be you self again
Daemon ~ Why you stupid lil witch, what makes you think you can do that to
me I am a Warlord who wears the Black Jewels. You are nothing you haven't
even gotton any jewels.
EB ~ If your going to be like this fine. (Another swish of her hand and in
Daemon's place was a bright neon purple bunny rabbit that had bright blue
stripes and yellow daisies on his fur coat. Attached to his head was one of
those Chinese hats that was a very very disturbing shade of green. (turns
to spike.) Do you like rabbit stew?
Harry ~ Hey what about who gets to be in the fic?
EB ~ Uh ummmmmmmmmm its, it's Peeves. Yeah that's who it is.
All HP Characters ~ WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?????????????????????
EB ~ Get over yourself, the poor thing hasn't even been in the movies we
are already on the making of 4th one.
EB sat at her computer ready to make a Peeves based story when she heard a
knock at her door. She hollered for whoever it was to just walk right in. A
middle aged blonde woman entered the room.
Women ~ I'm afraid you can't publish that story Miss.
EB ~ And why not? As long as I put a disclaimer on it they cant do anything
to me. Besides JK never mentioned having a ban put on all fan fiction
stories.
Women ~ Well no she didn't, but my mother did.
EB ~ And your mother has what permission to do this?
Women ~ My mother is the author's daughter. JK Rowling was my grandmother
until that fateful day.
EB ~ What happeded.
Women ~ Well my grandmother was beaten to death by an estranged fan
demanding that she bring Sirius back.
EB ~ Beaten by what?
Women ~ A stick she claimed to be was her wand. Witness report that the
girl was screaming Crucio over and over again while beating her over the
head with it.
EB ~ Who did it and why is there a ban, wait itsnt but I would have known
if something that major had happened.
Women ~ It was a girl by the name Cynthia Smith she died almost the same
way my grandmother died. Anyway That happened like 40 years ago. Why it's
the year 2045.
Bit off the wall I know but what else is new. Ne who hope you enjoyed the
latest bit of my insanity.
R/R
Flames welcomed
Embyr Black
hand resting on the trunk of a very large tree whose blossoms smelled of
something sweet, a young man was making his insides become outsides. Once
he was done he made a fist and shook it angrily towards the ever so blue
sky.
"Are you mad? What in bloody hell are you thinking trying to make
everything so perfect? Where's the rain, the snow, thunder, hail? Where's
the dark dreary depressing forest full of eerily glowing mist and freaky
colored moon? What are you trying to do? Write some sicking sweet fan
fiction?
EB ~ Quiet before I make you enjoy this.
Man ~ You can't do this to me. I'm a Warlord Prince. I de- oh look a pretty
little pink flower. (Picks flower) oh what have I done? I killed the poor
flower oh woe is me. I am a murderer and now I shall accept my punishment.
What is my punishment Mistress?
EB ~ (grins evily) you shall wear this foul disgusting cheaply made lime
green tie with bright spots of pink yellow and orange.
Man ~ Oh please anything but that, Can't I wear a ring of obedience?
JK ~ if you don't mention or make on of the HP characters a big deal in
this plot less pointless random fic you shant put it in the Harry Potter
section.
EB ~ oh drats. Take away all my fun why don't you JK. Hey you man, what's
your name?
Man ~ Mistress oh high and mighty Mistress, my name shall be whatever you
wish it to be.
EB ~ Really then? Your name shall be Guess.
Man ~ Sam? Rocky? Adam? Justin? Alex? Terri? Joseph? Bob? Charles? Dustin?
Ernest? Frank? Giles? Homer? Ian? Kevin? Louis? Mark? Neo? Oswald? Patrick?
Quinn? Uriel? Vittorio? Waldo? Xander? Yoshi? Zulu?
EB ~ (laughing like mad) No dimwitted one your name shall be Guess.
Man ~ I am afraid Mistress I do not understand
EB ~ of course you wouldn't. Let me make it simple. When you hear me say
Guess you shall respond to me.
Guess ~ Yes Mistress.
EB ~ Guess, go find whatever scaly wags wonder through my halls and gather
them here. If they protest just tell them you know about you know what and
will tell you know who. They shouldn't give you any problems.
Guess just stood there.
EB ~ Well be gone now, I have a very important thing I need to discuss with
them.
With Guess gone she was left to do as she pleases. The only problem with
this power was that the company she kept had an IQ that went lower than the
deepest pit of Hell
15 solitaire games, 2 24 packs of Mt Dew, 32 Pay Days later the fool known
as Guess appeared with an group of followers.
Guess ~ Mistress I have brought you those that wandered your Holy Hall. I
have brought you Ron Stoppable from the far away Lands of Middleton along
w/ his pet Rufus. There's Papa Smurf, Helga Pataki, Bedtime Bear and Grumpy
Bear, Doug Funnie, Kali, Zazu, Ducky, Spike, Spike(the Vamp), Monk and
finally Orlando Bloom.
EB ~ You did well my young grasshopper, now go hop along to do whatever it
is you do. Come back in 5 minutes. I want you to go pick up this stuff as
this is going to be a long day.
Monk ~ (see's Rufus) AHHHHHHH naked mole rat, get it away get it away it's
infested w/ germs.
Ron ~ Hey, don't diss the Naked Mole Rat.
Spike the Vamp ~ How is this possible? Me in sunlight? Still in one piece?
EB ~ QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone stops and stares at the mad women wearing a very bright neon
orange furry hat.
EB~ hem, hem. Now we before we get to the reason behind this top secret
meeting, I need to know what you all want to eat.
Shouts of food and drink can be heard none making much sense since there
was 13 voices shouting at once.
EB ~ I SAID QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you. Now one at a time. You
with the naked pet. (pointing to Ron) What do you want to eat?
Ron ~ NACOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
EB ~ ok then (writes that down on a notebook that suddenly appeared out of
nowhere) What about you blue shorty?
Papa Smurf ~ I want a Whooper w/ lots of onions and mustard and pineapple
SpongeBob ~ Hey what happened to Mr. Krab?
Everyone ~ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH its SpongeBob.
All of a sudden everyone had torches and pitchforks dressed in overalls.
Doug ~ ATTACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!
At that said everyone went charging at the annoying sponge. Embyr sat back
enjoying the madness that had developed over his appearance. And then
decided to shout out a helpful subtle hint.
EB ~ MAKE SURE ITS SLOW AND PAINFUL
5 days later
EB ~ Ok Now that we are done with that uhh Helga what do you want?
Helga ~ (drools) I want Arnold
EB ~ ok then, umm Bedtime Bear and Grumpy Bear
Bedtime ~ (yawn) I want (yawn) a (double yawn) extra cheesy pizza
Grump Bear ~ Meatloaf with Passion Fruit Gatorade
Doug ~ I want Mayonnaise, Patty Mayonnaise
Kali ~ woof woof bark woof arf arf woof bark bark grrrrrrrrr
Zazu ~ earth worms w/ a side crickets
Ducky ~ Pineapple Pizza, strawberry cheesecake, French toast and a Screw
Driver. Yup, yup, yup
Spike ~ ........................................
Ducky ~ he wants a Big N Tasty hold the onion and tomato and some Hot Damn
oh yeah Large Fries and Honey to go with it yup, yup, yup.
Spike the Vamp ~ well I am not sure you can give me what I need. You do
realize I am one of the Undead, a Vampire, right?
EB ~ well just name whose blood you want
Spike the Vamp ~ (smiles evilly) yours
EB ~ Can do. Monk, what do you want?
Monk..................................
Kali ~ woof bark arf bark bark woof arf
EB ~ yes I can see he passed out Kali, I am not blind. Orlando Bloom what
do you want
Orlando ~ to lay you down on a bed of rose petals while I whispering sweet
nothings and singing love ballads in elfish under the moonlit night. Oops
sorry wrong character. Yum I'll have you chained covered in chocolate and
some Arbor Mist if you please
Spike the Vamp ~ Hey she's mine Twerp.
EB ~ Hey there is a enough of me to go around
Eric ~ What are you doing Embyr?
EB ~ Ummmmmmmmm welcome to the side I haven't should you yet.
Eric ~ (Eric backing away slowly) umm yeah ok then, I'll email ya *never
again, must stop making friends over the internet*
EB ~ (takes off orange hat and waves it foolishly in her hand) bye, bye
then bye, bye see you all in America, bye, bye (still waves hat in hand)
Alright now that I have everyone's list we shall begin. GUESS COME HERE
NOW
Guess ~ Yes Mistress?
EB ~ (hands him a list) GO and get everything on that List and you had
better get everything. Oh yeah pick up some handcuffs and chocolate
syrup.
Guess ~ Yes Mistress (bows down and then flies away)
EB ~ Now that the important matter is settled the next big issue is. Who
has the cd player?
.............(crickets chirp)....................
EB ~ Fine (waves hand around in seemling important motion and *poof* a cd
player has appeared)
Who has request?
Everyone has hands raised Embyr looks around.
EB ~ no well then I choose and its.................................................. My Immortal.
Song starts to play
i'm so tired of being here
suppressed by all of my childish fears
EB ~ OK now that's settled. What Harry Potter Character shall take a spot
in my oh so grand fan fic? Now don't start answering yet, I want at least 2
choices and a reason why s/he should be in my fic! You have 2 mintues, You
may begin.
Everyone looks at her w/ their mouth/beak open in shock.
and if you have to leave
i wish that you would just leave
because your presence still lingers here
and it won't leave me alone
EB ~ Lighten up people I am only kidding. We aren't going to start now
anyways, Guess still hasn't retuned with the food. (hears fluttering of
wings) Oh About time Guess.
Guess ~ Sorry I am so late Mistress
EB ~ Fine, you did get all the food right?
Guess ~ Well one of them was a bit hard, I mean I didn't know people ate
other people. And I wasn't even sure if I should bring the poor human
chicken girl to her doom, but I knew your wrath would be worse so I knocked
her out and dragged her body through a patch of poison ivy and a ant hill.
these wounds won't seem to heal
this pain is just too real
there's just too much that time cannot erase
EB ~ I see, well you can go back to your room now.
Guess ~ I thought it was a closet I was sleeping in. and may I ask why you
insist I draw jagged lines on my forehead and force me to wear glasses?
EB ~ You don't question my authority you lowly man servant. I took you in
and this is how you repay me? All I ask is for a little R-E-S-P-E-C-T find
out what it means to me. Begone from my sight you lazy pig, I shall deal
with you later. Ok one at a time, which means you have to form a nice
straight line kiddies. No pushing and shoving.
when you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
when you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears
and I've held your hand through all of these years
but you still have all of me
One by one they got their food and moved out to the tables that suddenly
appeared
They ate in silence pondering over the quest they were given. But one
question had them all caught only one had the balls (figuratively) to ask
Helga ~ Whose Harry Pothead?
EB ~ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOW DARE YOU ASK SUCH A
QUESTION. WHO IS HARRY POTTER? WHY EVERY CHILD KNOWS HIM NAME THERE ARE
BOOKS WRITTEN ABOUT HIM. WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF EVIL ANTIMAGIC
MUGGLEBORN. VERNON PUT YOU UP TO THIS DIDN'T HE? VERNON DURSLEY GET YOUR
ARSE DOWN HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vernon D. ~ (trembling and sweating and shaking) y-ye-yes Mi-Mist-Mistress?
EB ~ (umbridge voice) did you set this young girl up to asking such a foul
question.
you used to captivate me
by your resonating light
but now I'm bound by the life you left behind
your face it haunts my once pleasant dreams
your voice it chased away all the sanity in me
these wounds won't seem to heal
this pain is just too real
there's just too much that time cannot erase
Vernon ~ no Mistress, I have no idea where these strangers came from. I
thought everyone knew who Harry Potter was Mistress.
EB ~ Fine, get out of my sight you useless piece of flesh. Please raise
your hand if you do not know who Harry Potter is.
All hands/paws/wings were raised.
EB ~ (sighs heavily) ok this is going to be a long night. All here it goes.
Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four....................2 weeks, one wig and 5 Happy
Pill refills later.......................Dudley hurrying along in his wake. (eyes sagging
from lack of sleep and black surrounding aforementioned body part) ok now
does everyone know who Harry Potter is?
All hands were raised. Embyr threw her hands in the air IT'S A MIRACLE she
had shouted.
EB ~ ok now just write the 2 people you wouldn't mind seeing in my fic and
why you think they should be allowed in such a elegant work of literature.
when you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
when you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears
and I've held your hand through all of these years
but you still have all of me
I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone
and though you're still with me
I've been alone all along
EB ~ now get to work. I'm taking a na...... (Embyr's head rolls to the side)
zzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzzZZZzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZ
ZZZZZ
Many years later.......
EB ~ (yawns really loud) ok so....hey where is everyone? Hey Spike what
happened?
Spike the Vamp ~ I got hungry and I wanted to save you for last. (Eyes
blazing w/ hunger and lust moves so suddenly and has EB pinned to the
chair, her neck looking so inviting)
EB ~ Oh well then, let me settle a few last things and then you can carry
on. Hey Guess, come here
Guess ~ Yes Mistress.
EB ~ Cut it with the Mistress crap, I am taking off the spell I have you
under, your free to be you self again
Daemon ~ Why you stupid lil witch, what makes you think you can do that to
me I am a Warlord who wears the Black Jewels. You are nothing you haven't
even gotton any jewels.
EB ~ If your going to be like this fine. (Another swish of her hand and in
Daemon's place was a bright neon purple bunny rabbit that had bright blue
stripes and yellow daisies on his fur coat. Attached to his head was one of
those Chinese hats that was a very very disturbing shade of green. (turns
to spike.) Do you like rabbit stew?
Harry ~ Hey what about who gets to be in the fic?
EB ~ Uh ummmmmmmmmm its, it's Peeves. Yeah that's who it is.
All HP Characters ~ WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?????????????????????
EB ~ Get over yourself, the poor thing hasn't even been in the movies we
are already on the making of 4th one.
EB sat at her computer ready to make a Peeves based story when she heard a
knock at her door. She hollered for whoever it was to just walk right in. A
middle aged blonde woman entered the room.
Women ~ I'm afraid you can't publish that story Miss.
EB ~ And why not? As long as I put a disclaimer on it they cant do anything
to me. Besides JK never mentioned having a ban put on all fan fiction
stories.
Women ~ Well no she didn't, but my mother did.
EB ~ And your mother has what permission to do this?
Women ~ My mother is the author's daughter. JK Rowling was my grandmother
until that fateful day.
EB ~ What happeded.
Women ~ Well my grandmother was beaten to death by an estranged fan
demanding that she bring Sirius back.
EB ~ Beaten by what?
Women ~ A stick she claimed to be was her wand. Witness report that the
girl was screaming Crucio over and over again while beating her over the
head with it.
EB ~ Who did it and why is there a ban, wait itsnt but I would have known
if something that major had happened.
Women ~ It was a girl by the name Cynthia Smith she died almost the same
way my grandmother died. Anyway That happened like 40 years ago. Why it's
the year 2045.
Bit off the wall I know but what else is new. Ne who hope you enjoyed the
latest bit of my insanity.
R/R
Flames welcomed
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