Embyr Black sat at her computer staring dumbly at screen. It was the
ultimate
HP Story and it was in her head. The only problem was, it didn't want to be
typed.
She offered everything to the story including her sanity. The story had
informed her
that her sanity had already been taken by the oh so holy bowl of Mac and
cheese.
EB ~ What if I get my sanity back and offer it to you?
UHPS ~ Nah we got enough sanity to last a life time.......but what we don't
have...
EB ~ No Please Not That Take me instead Just don't take my Mt. Dew Ne Thing
but
that. I swear I'll give u ne thing else just please not the Mt Dew.
UHPS ~ Whadda you have?
EB ~ um books lots of book. Stephn King, V.C. Andrews, JK Rowling Anne Rice
Danielle Steel
Terry Brooks. u name it Chances are I have it.
UHPS ~ what else
EB ~ stuffed animals and lots of those too. cigarettes? gum? my vest from
work? my name badge?
my mothers coke collection? a knife collection? my 15 bottles of alcohol
collection? my paperclip collection? my pin/pen collection? my coloring
book and crayons? My...........
UHPS ~ hush we know what we want.
EB ~ What?
UHPS ~ your cat
EB ~ You want Snuffles?
UHPS ~ no your other cat.
EB ~ ::eyes widen with shock and horror:: Y You wa-want Lestat?
UHPS ~ yes, yes we do. and u better give him to us or else we attack you
with Snape and Draco.
we will make you watch each of them strip to Brittany Spear's Baby one more
Time. And then we will
make you watch Wormtail do Crucio on Legolas and when he goes insane he
will precede to do the same thing to that guy on the XXX. After that is
done we shall go on to having Eminem get attacked by Demantors and you get
to watch as they give a sweet kiss. Not to mention they fact we will get
every fan fic author to couple up Harry and Hermione while Ron gets paired
with..............Pansy and Ginny with Marcus Flint!
EB ~ ::glares at them evilly:: You wouldn't dare!!!!!!
UHPS ~ ::ques music, you start to hear Baby One More Time in the
background:: Oh Severus and Draco please come out will you. ::Snape and
Malfoy walk in through a door she didn't see in her head before::
Dance! ::They start to dance::
EB ~ ::crying her eyes out:: I won't give you my baby!
UHPS ~ as you wish remember you have brought this upon yourself
She makes it through the strip dance though barely. Then Wormtail appears
holding Legolas with
a full body bind curse. He raises his wand.
EB ~ WAAAAAIT you can have the damn cat just don't hurt my elf!
UHPS ~ we knew you would see it or way.
Lestat ~ Oh I see how it is now. After all I've done for you, this is how
you repay me! I kept all those nightmares away from you and you just go and
trade me of for the Ultimate Harry Potter Story. You'll be sorry you just
watch and see, Without me you are nothin!!!!!!!! You b!+(h! ::Lestat walks
over to EB and
claws her arms up.:: Now look nobody is going to believe you when u say the
cat did it. The one time its
true and they won't believe a damn word outta ur mouth.
Voldemort ~ You tell her Lestat.
Lestat ~ hey you stay out of this unless you want everyone to know that you
sleep in a CC thong and pink
over shirt while you cry yourself to sleep because Luna Lovegood refuses to
love you. Not to mention if you haven't cried yourself to sleep you listen
to Justin Timberlake cd's all the while cuddling a huge stuffed
Cheer Bear Care Bear. Have you told you Death Eaters that your favorite
song
happens to be from that stupid over grown purple dinosaur (I can't spell).
Did you mention your biggest fear was that one day your
long lost daughter (October) and son (Charles) (twins) would find out how
you were the one that stole the cookies from the cookie jar. And your
biggest wish was to be a Power Ranger! And the Pink one at that!!
Voldemort ~ ::just blushes pulls out wand, points it at himself and mutters
the killing curse::
Death Eaters ~ Ding dong the wicked Voldie's dead the wicked Voldie's dead
ding dong the wicked Voldie's dead the wicked Voldie's dead.
Harry's fan club ~ And on behalf of The HP Fans land we would like to
welcome you to Potter Land
EB ~ ::crying and clutching Mt Dew:: I just want to go home and forget the
UHPS ever existed
Dumbledore ~ you had the power to go home all along Dorothy I mean Embyr.
EB ~ I do?
Dumbledore ~ yes, the power has always been with you in the form of the Mt
Dew cans
all you have to do is take 3 big gulps and say There's no place like
Zonko's over and over and over
and over and you get the point.
EB ~ While y didn't you just say so?
Dumbledore ~ because the stupid script writer wouldn't let me. ::Starts
crying:: He never lets me do anything
I have no reason or will to live any more. Goodbye cruel heartless world
good bye ::Dumbledore just falls
over dead::
Harry ~ NOOOOOOOO SIRIUS I MEAN DUMBLEDORE NOOOOOOOOOOOO. ::glares at
Embyr:: What did you do
EB ~ nothin
Harry ~ YES YOU DID! YOU KILLED HIM I SWEAR I WILL GET MY REVENAGE AND YOU
WILL PAY
DEARLY FOR MURDERING HIM!
Ron ~ Hey Harry
Harry ~ What
Hermione ~ Don't tell him Ron
Harry ~ tell me what?
Ginny ~ Tell him Ron
Ron ~ shit who do I listen to my sister or my girlfriend?
Herm ~ Nooooooooooo
Ginny ~ Yesssssssssss
Harry ~ Whattttttttttt issssssss goinggggggggg onnnnnnnnn????????????
Ron ~ IIIIIIIIII donttttttttttt knowwwwwwwwwwww....................
baby Simba ~ I just can't wait to be king
grown up Nala ~ Some king you turn out to be
Dilbert (from Treasure Planet) Go Dilbert Go Dilbert Go! ::does a lil funky
dance::
Legolas ~ ::grabs EB by the hand:: Come let's go so I can lay you down on a
bed of rose petals while I whispering sweet nothings and singing love
ballads in elfish under the moonlit night.
The oh so holy bowl of Mac and cheese ~ Hey where is everyone going? hey
you yes you scar boy give me your sanity along with grease pit over there.
What's your name ferret boy u have to give me ur sanity as well
or else I will make all of u wear Voldie pj's during class!! hahahahahaha I
am evil
Darth Vadar ~ Hey ne one see Luke? we are about to do this big scene where
I tell him I am his father. No
well thanks any ways.
Chuckie Finster ~ Tommy I don't think this is such a good idea. Tommy?
Tommy
this isn't funny? Tommy! I WANT MY MOMMY!
Fiona ~ Kool another so weird thing to add to my website
Jack Dawson ~ I charge 10 cents its free if you look like Rose!
Harry ~ what the hell is goin on here?
Zazu ~ well if this is where the monarchy is head count me out out service
out of Africa I wouldn't hang about. this child is getting seriously out of
wing
Sirius ~ who called
Moony ~ ::licks lips:: yummy a bird
I have issues I know this. But I love my issues they keep me sane most of
the time any ways.
Umm r/r flames r accepted. yeah that's it for now enjoy
Embyr Black
P.S. I don't know what I was on so I can't share sorry.
ultimate
HP Story and it was in her head. The only problem was, it didn't want to be
typed.
She offered everything to the story including her sanity. The story had
informed her
that her sanity had already been taken by the oh so holy bowl of Mac and
cheese.
EB ~ What if I get my sanity back and offer it to you?
UHPS ~ Nah we got enough sanity to last a life time.......but what we don't
have...
EB ~ No Please Not That Take me instead Just don't take my Mt. Dew Ne Thing
but
that. I swear I'll give u ne thing else just please not the Mt Dew.
UHPS ~ Whadda you have?
EB ~ um books lots of book. Stephn King, V.C. Andrews, JK Rowling Anne Rice
Danielle Steel
Terry Brooks. u name it Chances are I have it.
UHPS ~ what else
EB ~ stuffed animals and lots of those too. cigarettes? gum? my vest from
work? my name badge?
my mothers coke collection? a knife collection? my 15 bottles of alcohol
collection? my paperclip collection? my pin/pen collection? my coloring
book and crayons? My...........
UHPS ~ hush we know what we want.
EB ~ What?
UHPS ~ your cat
EB ~ You want Snuffles?
UHPS ~ no your other cat.
EB ~ ::eyes widen with shock and horror:: Y You wa-want Lestat?
UHPS ~ yes, yes we do. and u better give him to us or else we attack you
with Snape and Draco.
we will make you watch each of them strip to Brittany Spear's Baby one more
Time. And then we will
make you watch Wormtail do Crucio on Legolas and when he goes insane he
will precede to do the same thing to that guy on the XXX. After that is
done we shall go on to having Eminem get attacked by Demantors and you get
to watch as they give a sweet kiss. Not to mention they fact we will get
every fan fic author to couple up Harry and Hermione while Ron gets paired
with..............Pansy and Ginny with Marcus Flint!
EB ~ ::glares at them evilly:: You wouldn't dare!!!!!!
UHPS ~ ::ques music, you start to hear Baby One More Time in the
background:: Oh Severus and Draco please come out will you. ::Snape and
Malfoy walk in through a door she didn't see in her head before::
Dance! ::They start to dance::
EB ~ ::crying her eyes out:: I won't give you my baby!
UHPS ~ as you wish remember you have brought this upon yourself
She makes it through the strip dance though barely. Then Wormtail appears
holding Legolas with
a full body bind curse. He raises his wand.
EB ~ WAAAAAIT you can have the damn cat just don't hurt my elf!
UHPS ~ we knew you would see it or way.
Lestat ~ Oh I see how it is now. After all I've done for you, this is how
you repay me! I kept all those nightmares away from you and you just go and
trade me of for the Ultimate Harry Potter Story. You'll be sorry you just
watch and see, Without me you are nothin!!!!!!!! You b!+(h! ::Lestat walks
over to EB and
claws her arms up.:: Now look nobody is going to believe you when u say the
cat did it. The one time its
true and they won't believe a damn word outta ur mouth.
Voldemort ~ You tell her Lestat.
Lestat ~ hey you stay out of this unless you want everyone to know that you
sleep in a CC thong and pink
over shirt while you cry yourself to sleep because Luna Lovegood refuses to
love you. Not to mention if you haven't cried yourself to sleep you listen
to Justin Timberlake cd's all the while cuddling a huge stuffed
Cheer Bear Care Bear. Have you told you Death Eaters that your favorite
song
happens to be from that stupid over grown purple dinosaur (I can't spell).
Did you mention your biggest fear was that one day your
long lost daughter (October) and son (Charles) (twins) would find out how
you were the one that stole the cookies from the cookie jar. And your
biggest wish was to be a Power Ranger! And the Pink one at that!!
Voldemort ~ ::just blushes pulls out wand, points it at himself and mutters
the killing curse::
Death Eaters ~ Ding dong the wicked Voldie's dead the wicked Voldie's dead
ding dong the wicked Voldie's dead the wicked Voldie's dead.
Harry's fan club ~ And on behalf of The HP Fans land we would like to
welcome you to Potter Land
EB ~ ::crying and clutching Mt Dew:: I just want to go home and forget the
UHPS ever existed
Dumbledore ~ you had the power to go home all along Dorothy I mean Embyr.
EB ~ I do?
Dumbledore ~ yes, the power has always been with you in the form of the Mt
Dew cans
all you have to do is take 3 big gulps and say There's no place like
Zonko's over and over and over
and over and you get the point.
EB ~ While y didn't you just say so?
Dumbledore ~ because the stupid script writer wouldn't let me. ::Starts
crying:: He never lets me do anything
I have no reason or will to live any more. Goodbye cruel heartless world
good bye ::Dumbledore just falls
over dead::
Harry ~ NOOOOOOOO SIRIUS I MEAN DUMBLEDORE NOOOOOOOOOOOO. ::glares at
Embyr:: What did you do
EB ~ nothin
Harry ~ YES YOU DID! YOU KILLED HIM I SWEAR I WILL GET MY REVENAGE AND YOU
WILL PAY
DEARLY FOR MURDERING HIM!
Ron ~ Hey Harry
Harry ~ What
Hermione ~ Don't tell him Ron
Harry ~ tell me what?
Ginny ~ Tell him Ron
Ron ~ shit who do I listen to my sister or my girlfriend?
Herm ~ Nooooooooooo
Ginny ~ Yesssssssssss
Harry ~ Whattttttttttt issssssss goinggggggggg onnnnnnnnn????????????
Ron ~ IIIIIIIIII donttttttttttt knowwwwwwwwwwww....................
baby Simba ~ I just can't wait to be king
grown up Nala ~ Some king you turn out to be
Dilbert (from Treasure Planet) Go Dilbert Go Dilbert Go! ::does a lil funky
dance::
Legolas ~ ::grabs EB by the hand:: Come let's go so I can lay you down on a
bed of rose petals while I whispering sweet nothings and singing love
ballads in elfish under the moonlit night.
The oh so holy bowl of Mac and cheese ~ Hey where is everyone going? hey
you yes you scar boy give me your sanity along with grease pit over there.
What's your name ferret boy u have to give me ur sanity as well
or else I will make all of u wear Voldie pj's during class!! hahahahahaha I
am evil
Darth Vadar ~ Hey ne one see Luke? we are about to do this big scene where
I tell him I am his father. No
well thanks any ways.
Chuckie Finster ~ Tommy I don't think this is such a good idea. Tommy?
Tommy
this isn't funny? Tommy! I WANT MY MOMMY!
Fiona ~ Kool another so weird thing to add to my website
Jack Dawson ~ I charge 10 cents its free if you look like Rose!
Harry ~ what the hell is goin on here?
Zazu ~ well if this is where the monarchy is head count me out out service
out of Africa I wouldn't hang about. this child is getting seriously out of
wing
Sirius ~ who called
Moony ~ ::licks lips:: yummy a bird
I have issues I know this. But I love my issues they keep me sane most of
the time any ways.
Umm r/r flames r accepted. yeah that's it for now enjoy
Embyr Black
P.S. I don't know what I was on so I can't share sorry.
