I own nothing...

Took me long enough to get this chapter up. This is for all of the Red XIII fans who used him as soon as they got him and never abandoned him because his level 4 limit only hurts 9999 once!

Cloud: hey Red, what was your past like? Red: well...

back at Cosmo Canyon so many years ago...

(a real father son moment) Red: hi father *yawn* blah blah blah Seto: I will never leave you *yawns* blah blah blah *gets hit by a petrifying arrow* crap...*turns to stone* Red: oops! Out of softs. Hey, now I can stay up as late as I want! but who's gonna take care of me? Dog Pound Guy: *grabs Red in a net* I got one! Red: Hey! I'm not a dog! Dog Pound Guy: sorry talking dog, I can't hear you cause I'm deaf. Red: ...

somewhere else Vincent:......! (someone has used my line!)

at the dog pound

A little annoying girl who I will call Helga (no offense to you Helgas out there) walks in.

Helga: OOOHHH! DADDY DADDY I WANT THIS PUPPY!!! *starts to strangle Red in a bear hug) Red: but.. im... not ... a dog... Helga: HE'S SOOOOOO CUTE!!!!! *ties a leash to him and then drags him out of the pound* Red: *getting dragged through the chairs and everything else painful* ow ow ow ow ow.

At Helga's expensive house

Helga: MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME DOGGY!! Red: can you stop shouting? Helga: NO!!!!! Red: just thought I might ask... Helga: NOW ITS TIME TO PLAY RUNNING WITH SCISSORS!! *runs around the house with a sharp pair of scissors* NOW ITS YOUR TURN!! Red: what did my dad say again about running with scissors?

Flashback

Red: hey dad, is it dangerous to run with scissors? Seto: *drunk, wearing a beer hat, and watching football* shut up! I'm trying to watch the game... *passes out*

back in the house

Red: okay! *runs with scissors but he trips and pokes his eye* ow! (battle scar my foot!) Helga: HEY, I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!!!! *kickes Red into a room labeled sharp objects* Red: Owwww!!!! *trips and then falls down the stairs* ow! ow! ow! ow! ow! ow! *then Helga pushes a piano down the stairs...*

back in the present

Red: It's a little blurry after that... *he then walks out*

Cloud then unzips his skin to reveal that he is truly Helga!! Helga: hehehehe...

Not one of my better ideas again... plz review!