Chapter two: Ron the ugly boy.
Thank you all for reading and reviewing! Sorry this is not a very long chapter.
So Ron lived like this forever.
Ron gave up on his face so once he got out it was time for dinner in the great hall.
Ron went down stairs before he entered the great hall he wispered to himself,
"Here it goes."
And so he went in the hall took a seat as he looked around at people they started gaging and gigling.
Harry leaned closer to Ron. "What happend to your face?"He asked.
"I don't know." Ron answerd back.
"It looks HORRIBLE!"Harry said.
"Well, thanks Harry!"Ron said.
They saw Dumbledore get up to make a speech.
"So, now that everybody has come to eat,"said Dumbledore starting his speech ,"Uuuuuuuummmmmmmm.
"Oooookkkk. Um, lets see. Oh yeah! Everybody look at Ron and make fun of him! Hahahahaha!"
The whole school turned to look at Ron and started laughing at him.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"The whole school laughed.
"Crap!"Ron said to himself.
But then they all stopped when they heard a scream they all turned and looked at the staff table and Snape was screaming like a little girl.
Snape what the crap is wrong with you? Said Dumbledore. We are sitting here making fun of Ron and you start crying?
Once Snape spoke everybody looked scared he had the voice of a LITTLE GIRL!
"I...I...I was...was playing with my...my...my barbies and I saw HIM!" Snape pointed to Ron.
"Ssssooooo?" Said Dumbledore.
"My Barbies head fell off! WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! That is not cool!"
"Snape you are such a prep." Said Dumbledore.
"I know!" Said Snape.
The whole school started screaming again. Dumbledore and Snape looked over and saw Proffesor McGonnagal making out with...FLITWICK!
"AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"The whole school was screaming again.
Ron ran out of the great hall and ran into the most beautiful girl ever. Ron forgeting what he looked like, started flirting.
"Hello me lady!" Said Ron.
The girl screemed and slapped him.
"You gay little boy!" She screemed.
The girl ran away. Ron went to the bathroom heartbroken. Looked in the mirror and it broke!
He went to the other mirror and it suprisingly did not brake.
"I am so ugly. I will never get married and have kids." He said to himself.
But then he heard something behind him and he turned and saw a Girl his age popping out of the toilet.
"HELLO!" She yelled.
She looked just like Ron. The pimples the makeup...and the BEARD and MUSTACHE!
"Wow you are HOT!" He said.
"I know!" She answered back.
Then they suddenly fell in love. And so they got married had some vey ugly kids and lived happily ever after.
The end.
Thank you all for reading and reviewing! Sorry this is not a very long chapter.
So Ron lived like this forever.
Ron gave up on his face so once he got out it was time for dinner in the great hall.
Ron went down stairs before he entered the great hall he wispered to himself,
"Here it goes."
And so he went in the hall took a seat as he looked around at people they started gaging and gigling.
Harry leaned closer to Ron. "What happend to your face?"He asked.
"I don't know." Ron answerd back.
"It looks HORRIBLE!"Harry said.
"Well, thanks Harry!"Ron said.
They saw Dumbledore get up to make a speech.
"So, now that everybody has come to eat,"said Dumbledore starting his speech ,"Uuuuuuuummmmmmmm.
"Oooookkkk. Um, lets see. Oh yeah! Everybody look at Ron and make fun of him! Hahahahaha!"
The whole school turned to look at Ron and started laughing at him.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"The whole school laughed.
"Crap!"Ron said to himself.
But then they all stopped when they heard a scream they all turned and looked at the staff table and Snape was screaming like a little girl.
Snape what the crap is wrong with you? Said Dumbledore. We are sitting here making fun of Ron and you start crying?
Once Snape spoke everybody looked scared he had the voice of a LITTLE GIRL!
"I...I...I was...was playing with my...my...my barbies and I saw HIM!" Snape pointed to Ron.
"Ssssooooo?" Said Dumbledore.
"My Barbies head fell off! WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! That is not cool!"
"Snape you are such a prep." Said Dumbledore.
"I know!" Said Snape.
The whole school started screaming again. Dumbledore and Snape looked over and saw Proffesor McGonnagal making out with...FLITWICK!
"AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"The whole school was screaming again.
Ron ran out of the great hall and ran into the most beautiful girl ever. Ron forgeting what he looked like, started flirting.
"Hello me lady!" Said Ron.
The girl screemed and slapped him.
"You gay little boy!" She screemed.
The girl ran away. Ron went to the bathroom heartbroken. Looked in the mirror and it broke!
He went to the other mirror and it suprisingly did not brake.
"I am so ugly. I will never get married and have kids." He said to himself.
But then he heard something behind him and he turned and saw a Girl his age popping out of the toilet.
"HELLO!" She yelled.
She looked just like Ron. The pimples the makeup...and the BEARD and MUSTACHE!
"Wow you are HOT!" He said.
"I know!" She answered back.
Then they suddenly fell in love. And so they got married had some vey ugly kids and lived happily ever after.
The end.
