Ch. 2-Marie 'n' Louie Meet Weird Dialect

Homeslice: YO! DID EVERYONE TAKE THEIR BLOODSOAKING OF CLOTHING AND SPIRITUAL BODY? I'm the president of NJHS! Making Teens More Teeny!

Mario: Oo! I wanna be a teeny teen!

Luigi: National.Jumping.Hockey Sticks?

Homeslice disappears.

Cheesasaurus Rex: POP!

Sound Effects Guy: GAAHHHH

Gothic Bumblebee: ---mY lIfE iS a SwIrLiNg ToRrEnT oF lEmOn HeAdS---

Mario: WoW..i WaNt To TaLk LiKe ThAt GuY

Luigi: 4nd 1m 901n9 9h3tt0

Mario: sWeEt

Luigi: 9h3tt0 d4w9 1n d4 d4w9h0u53 m3 90nn4 b3 l1l 2p4c

Tupac: Yall so weird. Yall know I don't do no talkn like dat!!

Mario: aReN't YoU dEaD?

Tupac: Word.*disappears*

Sorrow.ToT

Luigi: *l00k5 4t 50und 3ff3ct5 9uy* N0 D4W9

Sound Effects Guy: Amn-day!

Toadsworth: I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS *cough*

Couch!

Mario paints his nails black.

Mario: cHeCk It OuT! I'm MaRiLyN mAnSen!!

Luigi: 1'm 5t1ll l1l 2p4c m4 p33ps

Toadsworth: Peeps? I'm not a marshmallow birdie-like marshmallow..

Mario: PeEp

Luigi: p33p

PEEP

Sound effects guy: EEP-PAY

Mario: Like Yoda I talk.

Luigi: PLAGIARISM!!!!

Mario: |_ () () |thingy stalks!

Fawful: I have dirty plates! You willa alla be washed in-pon my dishwasher of Fury as my microwaves organize their lockers!

Mario: NO you sense. make

Luigi: I. do Neither

Fawful: If you don't gimme yer Shoe Polish and Fancy Laceries then you will all be washed up lifeless upon my beach of driftwood like cardboard!

Budgiezilla: THIS SHOULD BE CARDBOARD MARIO!!!!

*silence*

*bz disappears*

NO POPPING Popping is prohibited. All violating the Popping Law will Be heard. And Prosecuted!!!

Fawful: POP!

Co-Assistant-Director: You are under arrest!

Fawful: IAMABOVETHELAW! *combover falls on forehead* *takes out bottle of Spooge and Spooges it back up* EEEEEEEheeEEEEhheEEHheEHeheeheEEEEEEEEEEE

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Mario: Oo! Oo! I lOVE confusing analogies!

Fawful: I shall scare and confuse you all with my long words and random analogies!

Luigi: Anal-ogies..hahahaha

Dell kid: You're sick. And Dude Yer Gettin A Dell!

Ford Dude: Oh shut up! Let's brawl!

Mario: COMMERCIAL FIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!

Ford Dude: *bites Dell Kid*

Dell Kid: *kicks Ford Dude's truck*

Ford Dude: MY TRUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!! TRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiEEEEE

Ford Dude: Thy Shall Pay!

Dell Kid: Ford Dude. Will you go out with me?

Ford Dude: OK! Let's see a movie! And go to the lube shop to fix my baby!

Dell Kid: WILL YOU MARRY ME

Dell Kid and Ford Dude start making out.

Luigi: Awwwwww!!! I just love these commercial reality shows!!

Will the popping ever stop? Will the Dell Kid and Ford Dude ever stop making out? Do I scare by making weird pictures in your Mind? Am I OBNOXIOUS?

Fawful's note of Fury, and Also Importance: Remember, kids! All bops are round, and all beeps are bops!