Ch. 2-Marie 'n' Louie Meet Weird Dialect
Homeslice: YO! DID EVERYONE TAKE THEIR BLOODSOAKING OF CLOTHING AND SPIRITUAL BODY? I'm the president of NJHS! Making Teens More Teeny!
Mario: Oo! I wanna be a teeny teen!
Luigi: National.Jumping.Hockey Sticks?
Homeslice disappears.
Cheesasaurus Rex: POP!
Sound Effects Guy: GAAHHHH
Gothic Bumblebee: ---mY lIfE iS a SwIrLiNg ToRrEnT oF lEmOn HeAdS---
Mario: WoW..i WaNt To TaLk LiKe ThAt GuY
Luigi: 4nd 1m 901n9 9h3tt0
Mario: sWeEt
Luigi: 9h3tt0 d4w9 1n d4 d4w9h0u53 m3 90nn4 b3 l1l 2p4c
Tupac: Yall so weird. Yall know I don't do no talkn like dat!!
Mario: aReN't YoU dEaD?
Tupac: Word.*disappears*
Sorrow.ToT
Luigi: *l00k5 4t 50und 3ff3ct5 9uy* N0 D4W9
Sound Effects Guy: Amn-day!
Toadsworth: I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS *cough*
Couch!
Mario paints his nails black.
Mario: cHeCk It OuT! I'm MaRiLyN mAnSen!!
Luigi: 1'm 5t1ll l1l 2p4c m4 p33ps
Toadsworth: Peeps? I'm not a marshmallow birdie-like marshmallow..
Mario: PeEp
Luigi: p33p
PEEP
Sound effects guy: EEP-PAY
Mario: Like Yoda I talk.
Luigi: PLAGIARISM!!!!
Mario: |_ () () |thingy stalks!
Fawful: I have dirty plates! You willa alla be washed in-pon my dishwasher of Fury as my microwaves organize their lockers!
Mario: NO you sense. make
Luigi: I. do Neither
Fawful: If you don't gimme yer Shoe Polish and Fancy Laceries then you will all be washed up lifeless upon my beach of driftwood like cardboard!
Budgiezilla: THIS SHOULD BE CARDBOARD MARIO!!!!
*silence*
*bz disappears*
NO POPPING Popping is prohibited. All violating the Popping Law will Be heard. And Prosecuted!!!
Fawful: POP!
Co-Assistant-Director: You are under arrest!
Fawful: IAMABOVETHELAW! *combover falls on forehead* *takes out bottle of Spooge and Spooges it back up* EEEEEEEheeEEEEhheEEHheEHeheeheEEEEEEEEEEE
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Mario: Oo! Oo! I lOVE confusing analogies!
Fawful: I shall scare and confuse you all with my long words and random analogies!
Luigi: Anal-ogies..hahahaha
Dell kid: You're sick. And Dude Yer Gettin A Dell!
Ford Dude: Oh shut up! Let's brawl!
Mario: COMMERCIAL FIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!
Ford Dude: *bites Dell Kid*
Dell Kid: *kicks Ford Dude's truck*
Ford Dude: MY TRUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!! TRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiEEEEE
Ford Dude: Thy Shall Pay!
Dell Kid: Ford Dude. Will you go out with me?
Ford Dude: OK! Let's see a movie! And go to the lube shop to fix my baby!
Dell Kid: WILL YOU MARRY ME
Dell Kid and Ford Dude start making out.
Luigi: Awwwwww!!! I just love these commercial reality shows!!
Will the popping ever stop? Will the Dell Kid and Ford Dude ever stop making out? Do I scare by making weird pictures in your Mind? Am I OBNOXIOUS?
Fawful's note of Fury, and Also Importance: Remember, kids! All bops are round, and all beeps are bops!
Homeslice: YO! DID EVERYONE TAKE THEIR BLOODSOAKING OF CLOTHING AND SPIRITUAL BODY? I'm the president of NJHS! Making Teens More Teeny!
Mario: Oo! I wanna be a teeny teen!
Luigi: National.Jumping.Hockey Sticks?
Homeslice disappears.
Cheesasaurus Rex: POP!
Sound Effects Guy: GAAHHHH
Gothic Bumblebee: ---mY lIfE iS a SwIrLiNg ToRrEnT oF lEmOn HeAdS---
Mario: WoW..i WaNt To TaLk LiKe ThAt GuY
Luigi: 4nd 1m 901n9 9h3tt0
Mario: sWeEt
Luigi: 9h3tt0 d4w9 1n d4 d4w9h0u53 m3 90nn4 b3 l1l 2p4c
Tupac: Yall so weird. Yall know I don't do no talkn like dat!!
Mario: aReN't YoU dEaD?
Tupac: Word.*disappears*
Sorrow.ToT
Luigi: *l00k5 4t 50und 3ff3ct5 9uy* N0 D4W9
Sound Effects Guy: Amn-day!
Toadsworth: I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS *cough*
Couch!
Mario paints his nails black.
Mario: cHeCk It OuT! I'm MaRiLyN mAnSen!!
Luigi: 1'm 5t1ll l1l 2p4c m4 p33ps
Toadsworth: Peeps? I'm not a marshmallow birdie-like marshmallow..
Mario: PeEp
Luigi: p33p
PEEP
Sound effects guy: EEP-PAY
Mario: Like Yoda I talk.
Luigi: PLAGIARISM!!!!
Mario: |_ () () |thingy stalks!
Fawful: I have dirty plates! You willa alla be washed in-pon my dishwasher of Fury as my microwaves organize their lockers!
Mario: NO you sense. make
Luigi: I. do Neither
Fawful: If you don't gimme yer Shoe Polish and Fancy Laceries then you will all be washed up lifeless upon my beach of driftwood like cardboard!
Budgiezilla: THIS SHOULD BE CARDBOARD MARIO!!!!
*silence*
*bz disappears*
NO POPPING Popping is prohibited. All violating the Popping Law will Be heard. And Prosecuted!!!
Fawful: POP!
Co-Assistant-Director: You are under arrest!
Fawful: IAMABOVETHELAW! *combover falls on forehead* *takes out bottle of Spooge and Spooges it back up* EEEEEEEheeEEEEhheEEHheEHeheeheEEEEEEEEEEE
.
Mario: Oo! Oo! I lOVE confusing analogies!
Fawful: I shall scare and confuse you all with my long words and random analogies!
Luigi: Anal-ogies..hahahaha
Dell kid: You're sick. And Dude Yer Gettin A Dell!
Ford Dude: Oh shut up! Let's brawl!
Mario: COMMERCIAL FIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!
Ford Dude: *bites Dell Kid*
Dell Kid: *kicks Ford Dude's truck*
Ford Dude: MY TRUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!! TRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiEEEEE
Ford Dude: Thy Shall Pay!
Dell Kid: Ford Dude. Will you go out with me?
Ford Dude: OK! Let's see a movie! And go to the lube shop to fix my baby!
Dell Kid: WILL YOU MARRY ME
Dell Kid and Ford Dude start making out.
Luigi: Awwwwww!!! I just love these commercial reality shows!!
Will the popping ever stop? Will the Dell Kid and Ford Dude ever stop making out? Do I scare by making weird pictures in your Mind? Am I OBNOXIOUS?
Fawful's note of Fury, and Also Importance: Remember, kids! All bops are round, and all beeps are bops!
