Kagome Explains...Or Tries to Anyways...

"well ummm...first of all, you have your boy and your girl, and what happens first is..." kagome went on to explain as best she could as to what happens with two people when they are in love, all the while becoming more confident with her explanations, until she looked up and saw the disgusted look on Miroku, Inuyasha, and Shippou's faces. They all had the same raised eyebrow, the same wrinkled nose, and the same open mouthed expression. Kagome couldn't help but laugh at their identical faces.

"Did you hear enough, or would you like me to keep going, because there IS more you know."

"DEAR GODS NOO" they all started shouting.

"I think that should be enough for me to know for now, just wait till I mature a bit more then you can really tell me!" said Shippou, starting to shake his head, "there's even MORE than that? Geez, no wonder Miroku never told me, he must have gotten lazy and not have wanted to say all that!"

"well actually, that is untrue, for even I knew not of the things she said. And I always thought you too young to know before now"

All the while, Inuyasha still had his disgusted look, and he shook himself out of it and glared at kagome.

"Why didn't you tell me any of this? Huh? You should have, and then I would have known what you liked! And people in your world TEACH you this, like its nothing? EW!" he couldn't help it, he just had to add the 'ew' part.

"Inuyasha! It is not EW! It's a part of life, and if your too immature to handle it then I guess you can't handle me either!"

"NO ITS NOT LIKE THAT IM SORRY IT WASNT EW"

"it better not be ew, because YOUR ew!"

"nani? I'M ew? Maybe YOUR ew!"

Miroku decided to break it up before kagome had Inuyasha bite the dirt again. "Okay you two, nobody is ew here, so you can quit now. Shippou, did you learn enough to keep you going for a few more days, weeks, months, or years?"

"yes I think so...think I'll go find Kira now! Thanks kagome!" (Kira is the girl he had macked on earlier)

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"yah umm apparently you haven't taught me that some girls don't really LIKE being approached the way Miroku does...I'm sorry! I just usually hang around with him, and Inuyasha has only been with you, and the only way I've learned is from watching Miroku! He's been my teacher without knowing it, and he's taught me a lot! but then...that girl...Kira...she umm...didn't really approve of my grabbing her ass very much, and she ended up hitting me..."

Shippou had come back to their place in the forest with a very large slap mark across his face, an exact replica of the one that Miroku had before favored so many times a couple years back.

Inuyasha and Miroku both looked at him and started to chuckle, and soon, not being able to hold it in any longer, started to laugh uncontrollably. Shippou pouted and glared at them both, which made them laugh even harder.

"ummm it's not really your fault Shippou, its mostly his," she shot Miroku a poisonous glare that nearly made him stop laughing, "and I should have told you that some girls don't approve of that."

"SOME girls? There are actually girls who LIKE that?" asked Shippou incredulously.

"Well um...if you really need to know, yes. But then you should get to know them a bit better until you actually try. There used to be girls at my school who were like that actually...hmm..." kagome trailed off a little bit.

"Is that true Miroku?" asked Shippou, at the still giggling Miroku.

His laughter finally subsided and he turned to the now nearly grown demon. "If that is, I still have yet to meet one from this world! nearly all the girl's who's asses I've tried grabbing have, in the very least, bitch slapped me or something. I soon got tired of that, but I still never gave up, for I am just not that type of guy!"

"Keh, you soo gave up! That's why you just settled down and got yourself a woman...where is she anyways? Sango? Have you seen her lately?"

"umm no, I haven't..."said kagome uncertainly.

"Are you lying, wench? I see that look! You know where she is, don't you!? Spit it out!"

"well, she's in the village, as you may know...that's all I'm saying too, so there!" she stuck her tongue out at him and he grabbed it in one quick movement.

"That is NOT all your saying, and don't you disrespect me like that either, you're my woman and I won't have that from you!"

"let go ofth my tanggue!" she spat at him and he let go.

"Ch, you really should stop that or else I won't put out!" she snarled.

Shippou had been listening to all of this and when that phrase caught him he asked Miroku, who was merely sitting and watching the couple bicker.

"What is this, 'put out'?"

Miroku bent down and whispered something to Shippou, whose eyes widened in shock.

"Do you think I can use that? On Kira?" he looked toward the village.

"Well actually, it's this sort of thing that only girls can use, since they don't really care whether they do it or NOT, so no, you can't." "Well, that can't be very fair!" "Trust me, it never is."

Shippou looked once more at the arguing couple, Inuyasha who was trying to pry the whereabouts of Sango out of kagome, and kagome, who was still giving him threats, which seemed to be working. Shippou contemplated that thought for a few seconds, and then headed back towards the village.