Ch. 3: Stuff Explained
Mario: So what exactly happened to Princess Peach?
Toadsworth: Well, it all started with a spoon...
*STORY TIME*
Luigi: Oo! I love stories!
Mario: Oo! I love spoons!
iPrincess Peach was in her casino. She was playing some messed up variation of Spoons./i
Peach: I have 3 kings! Toad, take 14 pimple stickers!
Another Toad: Toad, take another one, cuz I have 3 kings too!
Toad: How could you BOTH have 3 kings? There are only 4 in the deck.
Peach: Someone must be cheating!
Another Toad: Well, it can't be me. *shows his 3 kings*
Peach: NO! I'M THE PRINCESS AND YOU WILL DO AS I SAY!!!
Toad: *whispers to Another Toad* Playing with princesses sucks...
iOh look! A Goodwill Ambassador!/i
Peach: Dang those charities! They're always begging you for stuff!
Goodwill Ambassador: Princess Peach, I understand your kingdom is very rich, and---
Peach: *pulls out purse* Blah blah blah... What do you want THIS time?!
Goodwill Ambassador: Pimple stickers.
Toad: What the... Ok, take 'em. *gives them to GA*
Another Toad: 0.o
Goodwill Ambassador: *turns into Cackletta*
Sound effects guy: POOF!
Peach: ...
Cackletta: YahEEhehyeh!
Little bean dude: *morphs into Fawful*
Sound effects guy: BARK! I mean POOF!
Fawful: I have Figure!
CoAssistantDirector guy: Fury.
Fawful: Huh? Oh, in that suitcase I have Phlegm!
CoAssistantDirector guy: Close enough.
Fawful: And now you shall all taste the magical un-delicious-ness of my EZ VAC!
*Inspector Gadget theme song plays*
Sound effects guy: Doo doo doo doo doo Inspector Gadget doo doo doo doo doo doo doo HOO HOO
Cackletta: Go go Gadget!!
Fawful: *vacuum comes out of hat* *little kids swarm him*
Little kid: Mr. Gadget, can I have your autograph?
Fawful: I'M NOT INSPECTOR GADGET!!!
Little kid: Yes you are! Don't be so silly!
Fawful: -.- *signs autographs*
Another little kid: Me too!
And another little kid: Me three!
Yet another little kid: Me five! ...er, four!
Little kid: Hey... why does this say "Fawful?"
Fawful: ENOUGH! *sucks up children*
Police: CHILD ABUSE!
Fawful: *rolls eyes* *sucks him up too*
Cackletta: Now that those pesky little childrens have been sucked up I will eat them in a Feast of Celebration after I take over the world with these pimple stickers!
Toad: Now how in the world would you be able to invade with upimple stickers???/u
Cackletta: SILENCE! That will soon be planned!
Another Toad: ...
Peach: Hey... um... aren't you supposed to steal my voice??
Fawful: Oh! Right! Now your Voice of Sweetness that Sings will be EZ Vac-ed like a Comforter that Sits Upon a Mattress!
Homeslice: Metropolitan Maaaa-tresss!
Fawful: *eventually sucks up voice*
Peach: *thinking* Gee, I hope I look good in this lighting.
Peach: *sees cat* KITTY! Er, I mean, %#$%&#%$^24e65&^%*$#%^&#%$%&!!!!!
Cat: *runs off because of bangin*
Sound effects guy: BANG! BANG! BOOOOM!
Cackletta: Whasamatta? Cat got your tongue?
Mother Goose: You see, children, this is why we don't cuss!
Children: @_@ (scared to death)
*NO MORE STORY TIME*
Toadsworth: And that's what happened.
Mario: o_o;;;
Luigi: o_o;;;
Mario: Actually, that's kind of stupid...
Toadsworth: But so is sitting here talking in randomness. Get her voice back you ingrates!
Will Princess Peach get her voice back? Do you really care? Will they ever get a good sound effects guy? Will Cackletta ever get her evil maniac laugh right? Will Fawful ever get his lines right? Will Cackletta really eat those Helpless Children? And what the homeslice will she do with pimple stickers?!
Mario: So what exactly happened to Princess Peach?
Toadsworth: Well, it all started with a spoon...
*STORY TIME*
Luigi: Oo! I love stories!
Mario: Oo! I love spoons!
iPrincess Peach was in her casino. She was playing some messed up variation of Spoons./i
Peach: I have 3 kings! Toad, take 14 pimple stickers!
Another Toad: Toad, take another one, cuz I have 3 kings too!
Toad: How could you BOTH have 3 kings? There are only 4 in the deck.
Peach: Someone must be cheating!
Another Toad: Well, it can't be me. *shows his 3 kings*
Peach: NO! I'M THE PRINCESS AND YOU WILL DO AS I SAY!!!
Toad: *whispers to Another Toad* Playing with princesses sucks...
iOh look! A Goodwill Ambassador!/i
Peach: Dang those charities! They're always begging you for stuff!
Goodwill Ambassador: Princess Peach, I understand your kingdom is very rich, and---
Peach: *pulls out purse* Blah blah blah... What do you want THIS time?!
Goodwill Ambassador: Pimple stickers.
Toad: What the... Ok, take 'em. *gives them to GA*
Another Toad: 0.o
Goodwill Ambassador: *turns into Cackletta*
Sound effects guy: POOF!
Peach: ...
Cackletta: YahEEhehyeh!
Little bean dude: *morphs into Fawful*
Sound effects guy: BARK! I mean POOF!
Fawful: I have Figure!
CoAssistantDirector guy: Fury.
Fawful: Huh? Oh, in that suitcase I have Phlegm!
CoAssistantDirector guy: Close enough.
Fawful: And now you shall all taste the magical un-delicious-ness of my EZ VAC!
*Inspector Gadget theme song plays*
Sound effects guy: Doo doo doo doo doo Inspector Gadget doo doo doo doo doo doo doo HOO HOO
Cackletta: Go go Gadget!!
Fawful: *vacuum comes out of hat* *little kids swarm him*
Little kid: Mr. Gadget, can I have your autograph?
Fawful: I'M NOT INSPECTOR GADGET!!!
Little kid: Yes you are! Don't be so silly!
Fawful: -.- *signs autographs*
Another little kid: Me too!
And another little kid: Me three!
Yet another little kid: Me five! ...er, four!
Little kid: Hey... why does this say "Fawful?"
Fawful: ENOUGH! *sucks up children*
Police: CHILD ABUSE!
Fawful: *rolls eyes* *sucks him up too*
Cackletta: Now that those pesky little childrens have been sucked up I will eat them in a Feast of Celebration after I take over the world with these pimple stickers!
Toad: Now how in the world would you be able to invade with upimple stickers???/u
Cackletta: SILENCE! That will soon be planned!
Another Toad: ...
Peach: Hey... um... aren't you supposed to steal my voice??
Fawful: Oh! Right! Now your Voice of Sweetness that Sings will be EZ Vac-ed like a Comforter that Sits Upon a Mattress!
Homeslice: Metropolitan Maaaa-tresss!
Fawful: *eventually sucks up voice*
Peach: *thinking* Gee, I hope I look good in this lighting.
Peach: *sees cat* KITTY! Er, I mean, %#$%&#%$^24e65&^%*$#%^&#%$%&!!!!!
Cat: *runs off because of bangin*
Sound effects guy: BANG! BANG! BOOOOM!
Cackletta: Whasamatta? Cat got your tongue?
Mother Goose: You see, children, this is why we don't cuss!
Children: @_@ (scared to death)
*NO MORE STORY TIME*
Toadsworth: And that's what happened.
Mario: o_o;;;
Luigi: o_o;;;
Mario: Actually, that's kind of stupid...
Toadsworth: But so is sitting here talking in randomness. Get her voice back you ingrates!
Will Princess Peach get her voice back? Do you really care? Will they ever get a good sound effects guy? Will Cackletta ever get her evil maniac laugh right? Will Fawful ever get his lines right? Will Cackletta really eat those Helpless Children? And what the homeslice will she do with pimple stickers?!
